David Arquette

David Arquette

  • Highest Rated: 91% Bone Tomahawk (2015)
  • Lowest Rated: 10% Just Before I Go (2015)
  • Birthday: Mar 8, 1970
  • Birthplace: Winchester, Virginia, USA
  • Born September 8, 1971, to a family of entertainers, David Arquette is the youngest brother of actors Rosanna Arquette, Patricia Arquette, and Alexis Arquette, and the son of veteran bit-part actor Lewis Arquette. During David's early years, the family lived on a Virginia commune, but moved to Los Angeles so that Rosanna could pursue an acting career. David first brought his quirky, eccentric persona to the small screen in 1989, with a television adaptation of the film The Outsiders. He had his big screen debut in 1992, when he performed in a number of films, including Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Where the Day Takes You. Small roles in subsequent features followed, including 1994's Airheads, but it wasn't until his turn as a bumbling deputy in Wes Craven's Scream (1996) that he began to receive wider recognition. The same year, his visibility was further increased by a secondary role in Beautiful Girls and his turn as a struggling prostitute in Johns. 1997 brought with it Scream's highly successful sequel, the accurately titled Scream 2. In addition, it brought Dream With Fishes, a film that Arquette both acted in and co-produced. 1999 was a busy year for the actor, signaling that Hollywood was finding more room to accommodate his offbeat talent. In addition to his recurring spot in a series of creepy AT&T commercials, Arquette had major roles in three movies, the Drew Barrymore romantic comedy Never Been Kissed, Muppets From Space, and Antonia Bird's much maligned Ravenous. Arquette further increased his Hollywood visibility with his marriage to Courteney Cox, whom he wed in April 1999.He starred in the wrestling film Ready to Rumble in 2000, and returned to the Scream franchise that same year for the third film in that series. The next year he appeared as a death camp prisoner in The Grey Zone, and had a part in the action comedy 3000 Miles to Graceland. He starred in the giant-spider movie Eight Legged Freaks and played the father in The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl.In the mid-2000s, Arquette began working mostly in television, but in several different jobs. He directed several episodes of his sister Patricia's show, Medium, and acted as a producer with then-wife Cox on her series Dirt and Cougar Town (he was also a guest star on Medium and Cougar Town). Arquette continued to act, though, and had guest spots on Pushing Daisies and My Name is Earl before returning to the Scream franchise once again in 2011 (even though Arquette and Cox had separated by this point and were headed towards a divorce).Arquette began voicing Skully the parrot on the Disney Junior series Jake and the Neverland Pirates in 2011, and continued the role in the 2014 spin-off, Jake's Buccaneer Blast.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Saving Flora Henry 2019
No Score Yet Mob Town Ed Croswell 2019
80% Mope Actor 2019
40% High Voltage Jimmy 2018
No Score Yet Sk8 Dawg Buddy 2018
40% Amanda and Jack Go Glamping Jack Spencer 2017
No Score Yet Evan's Crime Frank Coleman 2016
No Score Yet Casual Encounters Louis 2016
56% Sold Sam 2016
No Score Yet When the Starlight Ends Actor 2016
91% Bone Tomahawk Purvis 2015
33% Entourage Himself 2015
10% Just Before I Go Executive Producer $8.6K 2015
No Score Yet The Key Jack 2015
No Score Yet Orion Actor 2015
No Score Yet The Key Actor 2014
40% Field of Lost Shoes Captain Henry A. DuPont 2014
No Score Yet Bulletproof Actor 2014
No Score Yet The Cottage Robert Mars 2012
No Score Yet Conception Paul Reynolds 2012
60% Scream 4 Dewey Riley $38.2M 2011
25% Certifiably Jonathan Actor $8.3K 2011
No Score Yet Black Limousine (The Land of the Astronauts) Jack MacKenzie 2010
62% Hamlet 2 Gary $4.8M 2008
33% The Tripper Muff Director Screenwriter Producer 2007
25% The Darwin Awards Harvey 2006
No Score Yet Rising Son: The Legend of Skateboarder Christian Hosoi Actor 2006
No Score Yet Time Bomb Actor 2006
19% The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D Max's Dad 2005
No Score Yet Slingshot Ash 2005
12% Bigger Than the Sky Producer 2005
26% Riding the Bullet George Staub $0.2M 2004
No Score Yet A Foreign Affair Actor 2004
26% Never Die Alone Paul $5.6M 2004
No Score Yet Stealing Sinatra Barry Keenan 2003
46% 2 Brothers & a Bride Executive Producer Josh Adams 2003
90% It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie Daniel 2002
69% The Grey Zone Hoffman 2002
48% Eight Legged Freaks Chris McCormack $17.3M 2002
48% Happy Here and Now Eddie 2002
23% See Spot Run Gordon Smith $32.5M 2001
14% 3000 Miles to Graceland Gus $15.4M 2001
No Score Yet The Shrink Is In Henry 2001
No Score Yet R.P.M. Luke Delson 2000
23% Ready to Rumble Gordie Boggs 2000
39% Scream 3 Riley 2000
29% Free Money Ned 1999
63% Muppets From Space Dr. Tucker 1999
55% Never Been Kissed Rob Geller 1999
45% Ravenous Cleaves 1999
No Score Yet The Runner Bartender 1999
82% Scream 2 Dewey Riley 1997
60% Dream with the Fishes Terry Producer 1997
54% Johns John 1997
56% Life During Wartime Tommy Hudler 1997
79% Scream Dep. Dewey Riley 1996
No Score Yet Larry McMurtry's 'Dead Man's Walk' Augustus McCrae 1996
79% Beautiful Girls Bobby 1996
No Score Yet Skin & Bone Buzz Head 1996
42% Wild Bill Jack McCall 1995
No Score Yet The Road Killers Bobby 1995
21% Airheads Carter 1994
No Score Yet Roadracers Dude 1994
No Score Yet At Home with the Webbers Johnny 1994
No Score Yet Fall Time David 1993
No Score Yet The Killing Box Murphy 1993
No Score Yet The Lost Brigade Actor 1993
80% Where the Day Takes You Rob 1992
35% Buffy the Vampire Slayer Benny 1992

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Hollywood Game Night
2013
Guest
  • 2019
No Score Yet Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry
2016
  • 2018
No Score Yet Match Game
2016
Panelist
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Talk
2010
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show
2008
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2014
No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly
2007
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2010
No Score Yet Drop the Mic
2017
Guest
  • 2017
90% The Gong Show
2017-2018
Performer
  • 2017
No Score Yet Sigmund and the Sea Monsters
2017
Captain Barnabas
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet The $100,000 Pyramid
2016
Appearing
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet To Tell the Truth
2016
Panelist
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen
2009
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2013
No Score Yet Chopped Junior
2015
Judge
  • 2016
No Score Yet Guilty Pleasures
2015-2016
Appearing
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
89% Cougar Town
2009-2015
Daniel Executive Producer Producer
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet Ridiculousness
2011
Appearing
  • 2014
No Score Yet Riot
2014
Appearing
  • 2014
No Score Yet Cleaners
2013-2014
Frank Barnes
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet CSI: Miami
2002-2012
Director
  • 2011
No Score Yet Dancing With the Stars
2005
Reality cast member Appearing
  • 2011
No Score Yet Dr. Phil
2002
Guest
  • 2011
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
Guest
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Medium
2005-2011
Director Michael Benoit
  • 2011
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2011
  • 2009
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2003
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2011
  • 2004
  • 2002
  • 2000
96% Pushing Daisies
2007-2009
Randy Mann
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
82% My Name Is Earl
2005-2009
Sweet Johnny
  • 2008
37% Dirt
2007-2008
Director Executive Producer
  • 2008
  • 2007
7% In Case of Emergency
2007
Jason Ventress
  • 2007
No Score Yet Static Shock
2000-2004
Voice
  • 2003
  • 2002
No Score Yet MADtv
1995-2009
Guest
  • 2003
  • 2000
No Score Yet All That
1995-2005
Host
  • 2002
No Score Yet Son of the Beach
2000-2002
Johnny Johnny Q.
  • 2002
  • 2001
No Score Yet Pelswick
2000-2002
Voice
  • 2002
  • 2001
  • 2000
No Score Yet The Hughleys
1998-2002
Mr. Smith
  • 1999
No Score Yet Blossom
1991-1995
David
  • 1992
No Score Yet Beverly Hills, 90210
1990-2000
Diesel
  • 1992
  • 1991
No Score Yet Parenthood
1990-1991
Tod Hawks
  • 1991
  • 1990
20% The Outsiders
1990
Two-Bit Matthews
  • 1990
96% Creepshow
2019
57% Double Rush
1995
Hunter

QUOTES FROM David Arquette CHARACTERS

Albert
Memories are like a magpie. It picks up all the bright and shiny shit and pays no attention to what really matters.
Gale Weathers
I've got an idea, I'll hook up with you guys later.
Riley
Do you want us to come with you?
Gale Weathers
I work better alone. Why don't you try to find out where those other pictures were taken?
Sidney Prescott
I can see nothing's changed.
Riley
No.
Dewey Riley
He's my superior.
Tatum Riley
Janitors are your superior.
Gale Weathers
Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry--
Gale Weathers
Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry...
Joel
Time out! I don't need to be hearing about no dead cameramen, all right? Now I'm warning you guys. I am a verb away from vacating these premises. I'm gonna get me some coffee, donuts, Prozac, see If I can find some crack, Special KX, "not Malcolm and I'll be back when you guys start talking about something a little more Saved By The Bellish, all right?
Dewey Riley
He seems a little shaky.
Gale Weathers
Don't worry about him. If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who's next.
Tatum Riley
Hey Dewey, can we go now?
Dewey Riley
Hold on a second.
Tatum Riley
Goddamn it! Dewey!
Dewey Riley
What did mama tell you? When I wear this badge, you treat me like a man of the law!
Tatum Riley
I'm sorry Deputy Dewey-boy, but we're ready to go. Now! Okay?
Dewey Riley
So you know Sidney Prescott's mother?
John Milton
Who?
Jennifer Jolie
Rina Reynolds?
John Milton
Aahh... Do you know how many actors have worked for me? Hundreds. Thousands.
John Milton
Aah. Do you know how many actors have worked for me? Hundreds. Thousands.
Gale Weathers
We didn't say she was an actor.
Jennifer Jolie
Good catch.
Dewey Riley
When did she started smoking?
Randy Meeks
Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
Gale Weathers
It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!
Debbie Salt
Oh! Mickey was a good boy, but my God! That whole "Blame-the-movies" motive? Did you buy that for one second? The poor boy was completely out of his mind.
Debbie Salt
Oh! Mickey was a good boy, but my God! That whole 'Blame-the-movies' motive? Did you buy that for one second? The poor boy was completely out of his mind.
Dewey Riley
And you're not?
Sidney Prescott
And you're not?
Debbie Salt
No. I'm very sane. My motive isn't as 90's as Mickey's. Mine is just good, old-fashioned revenge. You killed my son! And now I kill you, and I can't think of anything more rational!
Gale Weathers
Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!
Dewey Riley
Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
Dewey Riley
Well, a 'serial killer' is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
Sting
"Jimmy King's alright by me."
Sting
Jimmy King's alright by me.
Sean Dawkins
"...You love Jimmy King. I love Jimmy King. We're men, and we're not afraid to say that we love other men...I love you."
Sean Dawkins
You love Jimmy King. I love Jimmy King. We're men, and we're not afraid to say that we love other men...I love you.
Sting
*Punches out Sean.*
Sting
[Punches out Sean]
Gordie Boggs
"Me too, man...hit me...hit me...MY TURN!"
Gordie Boggs
Me too, man...hit me...hit me...MY TURN!
Sting
*Punches out Gordie*
Sting
[Punches out Gordie]
Daniel
I know that Bitterman changed the contract.
Kermit
Wha- how do you know THAT? Oh, wait a second, you don't run one of those Muppet Internet fan sites, do ya?
Dewey Riley
Creepy Karen?
Randy Meeks
Shut up! She's a sweet person, okay? We were working late. We were putting away some videos in the porno section, and, you know, shit happens. (shouting and knocking from the door behind him) Fifteen minutes. (it continues) Paul, fifteen minutes! I'm leaving my legacy. (it continues) Fifteen minutes, Paul! Damn! Anyway, the reason I'm here is to help you so that my death will not be in vain. That my life's work will help save some other poor soul from getting mutilated. If this killer does come back, and he's for real, there are a few things that you gotta remember. Is this simply another sequel? Well, if it is, same rules apply. But, here's the critical thing. If you find yourself dealing with an unexpected back-story, and a preponderance of exposition, then the sequel rules do not apply. Because you are not dealing with a sequel. You are dealing with the concluding chapter of a trilogy. That's right. It's a rarity in the horror field, but it does exist, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Because true trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn't true from the get-go. Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something that we thought was true that wasn't true. So if it is a trilogy you are dealing with, here are some super trilogy rules. One: you've got a killer who's gonna be superhuman. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically, in the third one, you've gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up. Number two: anyone, including the main character, can die. This means you, Sid. I'm sorry. It's the final chapter. It could be fucking Reservoir Dogs by the time this thing is through. Number three: the past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest! Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you. (long pause) So in closing, let me say...good luck, godspeed, and for some of you, I'll see you soon. 'Cause the rules say some of you ain't gonna make it. I didn't. Not if you're watching this tape (the video promptly ends)
Randy Meeks
Shut up! She's a sweet person, okay? We were working late. We were putting away some videos in the porno section, and, you know, shit happens. (shouting and knocking from the door behind him) Fifteen minutes. (it continues) Paul, fifteen minutes! I'm leaving my legacy. (it continues) Fifteen minutes, Paul! Damn! Anyway, the reason I'm here is to help you so that my death will not be in vain. That my life's work will help save some other poor soul from getting mutilated. If this killer does come back, and he's for real, there are a few things that you gotta remember. Is this simply another sequel? Well, if it is, same rules apply. But, here's the critical thing. If you find yourself dealing with an unexpected back-story, and a preponderance of exposition, then the sequel rules do not apply. Because you are not dealing with a sequel. You are dealing with the concluding chapter of a trilogy. That's right. It's a rarity in the horror field, but it does exist, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Because true trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn't true from the get-go. Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something that we thought was true that wasn't true. So if it is a trilogy you are dealing with, here are some super trilogy rules. One: you've got a killer who's gonna be superhuman. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically, in the third one, you've gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up. Number two: anyone, including the main character, can die. This means you, Sid. I'm sorry. It's the final chapter. It could be fucking Reservoir Dogs by the time this thing is through. Number three: the past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest! Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you. (long pause) So in closing, let me say...good luck, godspeed, and for some of you, I'll see you soon. 'Cause the rules say some of you ain't gonna make it. I didn't. Not if you're watching this tape (the video promptly ends).
Roman Bridger
Com'on guys! come in join the party...
Gale Weathers
Actually we're here to see Sidney...
Roman Bridger
Well Sidney's here...
Dewey Riley
Where? Where's Sidney?
Roman Bridger
She's right there! (pointing Angelina)...
Roman Bridger
She's right there! [pointing Angelina]
Jennifer Jolie
Jesus not "Sidney"!, Sidney!!!, Like I'm "Gale" and She's Gale (Gale Weathers)...
Jennifer Jolie
Jesus not 'Sidney'!, Sidney! Like I'm 'Gale' and She's Gale [Gale Weathers]
Roman Bridger
Sidney Prescott? No, I never invited her here...
Gale Weathers
Shoot that Fucker!!! Shoot him!!!
Gale Weathers
Shoot that fucker! Shoot him!
Sidney Prescott
You want me motherfucker? come and get me.
Sidney Prescott
You want me motherfucker? Come and get me.
Dewey Riley
Run!!!
Dewey Riley
Run!
Dewey Riley
Page! 42.. Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience...(pause more a moment)
Dewey Riley
Page 42! Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience... [pause more a moment]
Gale Weathers
Hey, don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?
Dewey Riley
no.. what I think is that you're money hungry, fame-seeking and forgive me for saying, mediocre writer. You got a cold-storage shed where your heart should be, no offense intended.
Dewey Riley
No.. what I think is that you're money hungry, fame-seeking and forgive me for saying, mediocre writer. You got a cold-storage shed where your heart should be, no offense intended.
Gale Weathers
Dewey i never meant to imply-
Gale Weathers
Dewey I never meant to imply...
Dewey Riley
How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation just to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manouver without any given situation!!!
Dewey Riley
How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation just to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manouver without any given situation!
Gale Weathers-Riley
(to Judy)The lemon squares taste like ass...(walk away)
Gale Weathers-Riley
[to Judy] The lemon squares taste like ass... [walks away]
Dewey Riley
They don't, they really don't...
Deputy Judy Hicks
(starts to smile) thank you sir...
Deputy Judy Hicks
[starts to smile] Thank you sir...
Randy Meeks
can't you see she's planning for her next book, that's what reporter's do Dewey, they stage the news!
Randy Meeks
Can't you see she's planning for her next book, that's what reporter's do Dewey, they stage the news!
Dewey Riley
No, Gale's a lot of things, but gale's not a killer...
Randy Meeks
com'on just because your sweet on her...
Randy Meeks
Com'on just because your sweet on her...
Dewey Riley
no I'm not..
Dewey Riley
No I'm not..
Randy Meeks
Please! this is me,talking Randy, the unrequited love slave of Sidney Prescott, know all about obsession (shows his bullet shut to Dewey) and pain...
Randy Meeks
Please! this is me,talking Randy, the unrequited love slave of Sidney Prescott, know all about obsession [shows his bullet shut to Dewey] and pain...
Gale Weathers
Roman's dead.
Angelina Tyler
what?
Angelina Tyler
What?
Gale Weathers
let's get out of here come on..
Gale Weathers
Let's get out of here come on..
Angelina Tyler
no I'm getting out of here!
Angelina Tyler
No I'm getting out of here!
Dewey Riley
Angelina your not safe alone! listen to me!
Dewey Riley
I did not fuck that pig Milton!(Weathers and Jolie are shock) to get a leading role just to die here with second rate celebrities like you two!!!!!!(the actress and the journalism lady look at each other )
Sidney Prescott
It's okay, Tatum she's just doin' her job.
Gale Weathers
Yes, that's right.
Sidney Prescott
So how's the book?
Gale Weathers
Well, it'll be out later, this year.
Sidney Prescott
I'll look for it.
Gale Weathers
I'll send you a copy. (Sidney then punches her in the face)
Gale Weathers
I'll send you a copy. [Sidney then punches her in the face]
Dewey Riley
Where'd you learn how to punch like that?
Randy Meeks
[Gale's phone rings and Randy answers it] Gale's not here!
Mickey
[as Ghostface] I'm not interrupting anything, am I? You three look deep in thought. Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? [maniacal laugh]
Randy Meeks
It's him.
Dewey Riley
Who?
Randy Meeks
The killer. He can see us. All three of us.
Gale Weathers
so what are you gonna do bonehead? just gonna sit here, wait and see who drops next?
Gale Weathers
So what are you gonna do bonehead? Just gonna sit here, wait and see who drops next?
Dewey Riley
well i don't know(Weathers' phone rings again), phonehead!
Dewey Riley
Well I don't know, [Weathers' phone rings again] phonehead!
Kermit
No way, pal. Bitterman owns the paper, she owns the TV station and 3/4 of the Internet.
Daniel
How could one person own so much?
Kermit
Corporate Synergy. It's out of control. (NBC logo appears on Kermit's foot)
Kermit
Corporate Synergy. It's out of control. [NBC logo appears on Kermit's foot]
Dewey Riley
She was right behind me.
Dewey Riley
She was standing right behind me.
Sidney Prescott
They always are.
Gale Weathers
Dewey, here...(handed the gun) he got Roman and Angelina too...
Gale Weathers
Dewey, here... [handed the gun] he got Roman and Angelina too.
Jennifer Jolie
Where gonna be safe if we stick together won't we?
Dewey Riley
of course why?(suddenly killer punched him in the face and the ladies scream and then took a run)
Dewey Riley
Of course why? [suddenly killer punched him in the face and the ladies scream and then took a run]
Randy Meeks
[discussing with Dewey who is the killer] Hallie.
Dewey Riley
Sid's roommate? No, serial killers are typically white male.
Randy Meeks
That's why it's perfect. It's sort of against the rules, but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth.
Dewey Riley
she you should write a book together with your matching wounds...
Dewey Riley
She you should write a book together with your matching wounds.
Gale Weathers
was she stab in the shoulders?
Gale Weathers
Was she stabed in the shoulders?
Dewey Riley
yeah..
Dewey Riley
Yeah..
Gale Weathers
how did she know i was too...?
Gale Weathers
How did she know I was too?
Dewey Riley
(think for a while)... shit..
Dewey Riley
(thinks for a while) Shit.
Dewey Riley
Trilogy?
Randy Meeks
That's right, it's a rarity in the horror field but it does exist, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Because true trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn't true from the get go. Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something that we thought was true that wasn't true. So if it is a trilogy you are dealing with, here are some super trilogy rules: 1. You got a killer who's going to be super human. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically in the third one you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up. 2. Anyone including the main character can die. This means you Sid. I'm sorry. It's the final chapter. It could be fu**ing "Reservoir Dogs" by the time this thing is through. Number 3. The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you. So in closing, let me say good luck, god speed, and for some of you, I'll see you soon. 'Cause the rules say some of you ain't gonna make it. I didn't, not if you're watching this tape.
Randy Meeks
That's right, it's a rarity in the horror field but it does exist, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Because true trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn't true from the get go. Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something that we thought was true that wasn't true. So if it is a trilogy you are dealing with, here are some super trilogy rules: 1. You got a killer who's going to be super human. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically in the third one you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up. 2. Anyone including the main character can die. This means you Sid. I'm sorry. It's the final chapter. It could be fu**ing 'Reservoir Dogs' by the time this thing is through. Number 3. The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you. So in closing, let me say good luck, god speed, and for some of you, I'll see you soon. 'Cause the rules say some of you ain't gonna make it. I didn't, not if you're watching this tape.
Dewey Riley
Is that a threat, Detective?
Detective Kincaide
When it's a threat...you'll know it.
Detective Kincaide
When it's a threat, you'll know it.
Dewey Riley
WAS that a threat?
Dewey Riley
Was THAT a threat?
Gale Weathers
I did write the definitive book on the Woodsboro Murders.
Gale Weathers
I did write the definitive book on the Woodsboro murders.
Dewey Riley
And I'm sure you just can't wait to write another one.
Dewey Riley
The killer called her.
Detective Kincaide
When?
Gale Weathers
What did he say?
Sidney Prescott
Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?"
Sidney Prescott
Oh you know the usual small talk. 'What's new?' 'How you been?' 'How do you wanna die?'
Jennifer Jolie
What the f**k happened to you?
Dewey Riley
Jennifer, wait a minute.
Jennifer Jolie
Who gave you a place to stay? Who are you supposed to be protecting?
Dewey Riley
Jennifer.
Gale Weathers
Hey! (Punches Jennifer in the face and Jennifer falls down)
Jennifer Jolie
My...Lawyer...Liked...That.
Jennifer Jolie
My lawyer liked that.
Gale Weathers
Not as much as I did.
Dewey Riley
Surprise, Surprise. Someone dies and Gale comes running.
Dewey Riley
Typically, serial killers are white male.
Randy Meeks
That's why it's perfect! It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth.
Randy Meeks
Mickey, the freaky Tarantino film student. But if he's a suspect, so am I. Let's move on.
Dewey Riley
Wait a minute. Maybe you are a suspect.
Randy Meeks
Well if I'm a suspect, you're a suspect.
Dewey Riley
Good point. Okay, let's move on...
Dewey Riley
Good point. Okay, let's move on.
Dewey Riley
How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation?
Gale Weathers
So I am heading down to Admissions to do some legwork, you game?
Dewey Riley
I'm not here to write a book Miss Weathers, I'm here to help Sid.
Gale Weathers
I wanna help her too, and help myself, of course. Come on Dewey, smile for me once, please!
Dewey Riley
I'll smile when I catch the killer.
Gale Weathers
It's happening again, isn't it?
Dewey Riley
You'd love that, wouldn't you? Better hurry Gale, might get scooped.
Gale Weathers
I feel bad Dewey, I feel really bad! I never say that because I never feel bad about anything, but I feel bad now.
Dewey Riley
Is this just another brilliant Gale Weathers performance?
Gale Weathers
There are no cameras here. I just wanna find this fu**er! I really do.
Dewey Riley
When did she start smoking?
Randy Meeks
Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
Gale Weathers
It was just my head...it was Jennifer Aniston's body!
Gale Weathers
It was just my head. It was Jennifer Aniston's body!
Dewey Riley
Look, Gale's no killer.
Randy Meeks
Okay, all right then, but if she's not a killer, she's a target.
Dewey Riley
Page 41, "Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience."
Dewey Riley
Page 41, 'Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience.'
Dewey Riley
(to Gale) - And one more thing...Nice streaks!
Dewey Riley
(to Gale) And one more thing. Nice streaks!
Gale Weathers
So what do you want to do, bonehead? Just sit around and wait to see who drops next?
Dewey Riley
I don't know...phonehead!
Dewey Riley
I don't know, phonehead!
Dewey Riley
He's my superior!
Tatum Riley
Janitor is your superior.
Sidney Prescott
Sure is quiet. God, look at this place. It's the town of the "Dreaded Sun Down".
Sidney Prescott
Sure is quiet. God, look at this place. It's the town of the 'Dreaded Sun Down'.
Dewey Riley
I saw that movie. It was about a killer in Texas huh?
Dewey Riley
Do you know what that constellation is?
Gale Weathers
No, what is it?
Dewey Riley
I don't know. That's why I was asking you.
Gale Weathers
Of course, you don't look a day over 12; except in that...upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?
Gale Weathers
Of course, you don't look a day over 12, except in that upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?
Dewey Riley
No, ma'am. 'Cause of my boyish good looks, muscle mass has increased my acceptance as a serious police officer.
Dewey Riley
You're not supposed to be here.
Gale Weathers
I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker, but who knew?
Dewey Riley
If I may say so, Miss Weathers, you are much prettier in person.
Gale Weathers
So you do watch the show!
Dewey Riley
I'm 25. I was 24 for a whole year.
Gale Weathers
Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!
Dewey Riley
Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate...Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
Dewey Riley
Well, a 'serial killer' is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
Tatum Riley
Just think, if they make a movie about all this, who would play you?
Dewey Riley
I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself.
Sidney Prescott
Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck I'd get Tori Spelling.
Dewey Riley
They sell this costume in every five and dime in the state. There is no way we can track the purchase.
Dewey Riley
Tatum, you can't be here. This is an official crime scene.
Sidney Prescott
It's okay.
Tatum Riley
Her dad's out of town, all right. She's staying with us tonight.
Dewey Riley
Does mom know?
Tatum Riley
Yes doofus.
Dewey Riley
Think he did it? (Sheriff Burke: Twenty years ago I would've said "not a chance" these kids today dammed if I know.)
Dewey Riley
Think he did it?
Dewey Riley
(shines a flashlight on his face) - You're not scared are you?
Dewey Riley
(shines a flashlight on his face) You're not scared are you?
Dewey Riley
When I wear this badge you treat me as a man of the law.
Tatum Riley
I'm sorry Deputy-Dewey-Boy but, we're ready to go...now okay?
Tatum Riley
I'm sorry Deputy-Dewey-Boy but, we're ready to go. Now okay?
Gale Weathers-Riley
It's all under control, huh sherrif?
Dewey Riley
What am I supposed to say?
Gale Weathers-Riley
I may not be wearing a uniform, but I happen to have a lead, and you don't. So let me know when you're back on Team Gale.
Gale Weathers
What's going on?
Dewey Riley
That's not public information!
Gale Weathers
It's all over the internet!
Dewey Riley
It is?!
Dewey Riley
One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke...
Dewey Riley
One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke.