David Arquette

David Arquette

Highest Rated: 100% Survivors Guide to Prison (2018)

Lowest Rated: 0% Mob Town (2019)

Birthday: Sep 08, 1971

Birthplace: Winchester, Virginia, USA

Though by no means the most eccentric of the Arquette clan, actor David Arquette earned a reputation in the 1990s and into the new millennium as one of Hollywood's most offbeat talents. After a lengthy apprenticeship in minor roles, he caught his big break as the lightweight but loveable sheriff Dewey in Wes Craven's "Scream" (1996); the character was so popular with audiences that producers revamped his death scene to include him in both sequels (1997 and 1999). The franchise's success - along with his long-running marriage to his "Scream" co-star Courteney Cox, which ultimately ended in 2010 - propelled him to stardom, though he seemed to prefer character parts like the former high school jock in "Never Been Kissed" (1999) or his unabashed wrestling fan in "Ready to Rumble" (2000). On occasion, he could be counted on for more restrained dramatic turns, as seen in "johns" (1996), "Dreams with the Fishes" (1997), which he also co-produced, and the grim Holocaust film "The Grey Zone" (2002). However, audiences seemed more tolerant of Arquette's wacky side, which got plenty of exposure through frantic ads for AT&T and a brief stint as the WCW World Heavyweight Champion. Whether he was serving as comic relief in the ring or reprising his role of Sheriff Dewey Riley for "Scream 4" (2011), Arquette always managed to keep fans intrigued about just what he was going to do next.

Photos

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet 2099: The Soldier Protocol Dr. Emmett Snyder (Character) - 2020
No Score Yet 100% Kiss the Ground Himself (Character) - 2020
86% No Score Yet You Cannot Kill David Arquette Himself (Character),
Executive Producer
- 2020
61% No Score Yet Spree Kris Kunkle (Character) $20.5K 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Blackjack: The Jackie Ryan Story Big Jack (Character) - 2020
83% No Score Yet 12 Hour Shift Jefferson (Character),
Producer
- 2020
53% No Score Yet Mope Rocket (Character) - 2019
0% 30% Mob Town Sgt. Ed Croswell (Character) - 2019
No Score Yet 50% Saving Flora Henry (Character) - 2018
100% 70% Survivors Guide to Prison Producer - 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Bachelor Lions David Myers (Character) - 2018
33% 11% High Voltage Jimmy (Character) - 2018
40% 73% Amanda and Jack Go Glamping Jack (Character) - 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet When the Starlight Ends Bill (Character) - 2016
No Score Yet 19% Casual Encounters Louis (Character) - 2016
80% 62% Pee-wee's Big Holiday DJ (Character) - 2016
90% 73% Bone Tomahawk Purvis (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Orion Hunter (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Evan's Crime Frank Coleman (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Happy Face Killer Keith Jesperson (Character) - 2014
56% 74% Sold Sam (Character) - 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Key Jack (Character) - 2014
40% 50% Field of Lost Shoes Captain Henry A. DuPont (Character) - 2014
No Score Yet 85% Muffin Top: A Love Story Cameron Scott (Character) - 2014
10% 59% Just Before I Go Albert (Character),
Executive Producer
$8.1K 2014
No Score Yet 17% The Cottage Robert Mars (Character) - 2012
60% 55% Scream 4 Dewey Riley (Character) $38.2M 2011
No Score Yet 35% Black Limousine Jack (Character) - 2010
62% 56% Hamlet 2 Gary (Character) $4.9M 2008
No Score Yet 14% Time Bomb Bookman (Character) - 2006
25% 45% The Darwin Awards Harvey (Character) - 2006
38% 33% The Tripper Muff (Character),
Director,
Writer,
Producer
$20.8K 2006
No Score Yet 12% Slingshot Ash (Character) - 2005
19% 33% The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl Dad (Character) $39.2M 2005
26% 61% Never Die Alone Paul (Character) $5.6M 2004
26% 34% Riding the Bullet George Staub (Character) $101.1K 2004
No Score Yet 23% Stealing Sinatra Barry Keenan (Character) - 2003
46% 37% A Foreign Affair Josh Adams (Character) $25.6K 2003
48% 41% Happy Here and Now Eddie (Character) $2.4K 2002
48% 32% Eight Legged Freaks Chris McCormick (Character) $17.3M 2002
82% 51% It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie Daniel (Character) - 2002
69% 74% The Grey Zone Hoffman (Character) $507.4K 2001
23% 44% See Spot Run Gordon (Character) $33.4M 2001
14% 46% 3000 Miles to Graceland Gus (Character) $15.7M 2001
23% 52% Ready to Rumble Gordie Boggs (Character) $12.4M 2000
39% 37% Scream 3 Dwight "Dewey" Riley (Character) $89.1M 2000
No Score Yet 46% The Shrink Is In Henry Popopolis (Character) - 2000
47% 78% Ravenous Pvt. Cleaves (Character) $2.1M 1999
63% 58% Muppets From Space Dr. Tucker (Character) $16.3M 1999
55% 69% Never Been Kissed Robert Gellar (Character) $55.5M 1999
No Score Yet 43% RPM Luke Delson (Character) - 1997
56% 15% The Alarmist Tommy Hudler (Character) $61.7K 1997
81% 57% Scream 2 Dwight "Dewey" Riley (Character) $101.3M 1997
60% 85% Dream With the Fishes Terry (Character) $556.7K 1997
54% 58% Johns John (Character) $106K 1996
78% 79% Scream Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley (Character) $103M 1996
No Score Yet 63% Dead Man's Walk Augustus McCrae (Character) - 1996
No Score Yet 40% Skin & Bone Buzz Head (Character) - 1996
79% 81% Beautiful Girls Bobby Conway (Character) $10.6M 1996
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kiss & Tell Skippy (Character) - 1996
44% 27% Wild Bill Jack McCall (Character) $2.1M 1995
No Score Yet 30% Roadflower Bobby (Character) - 1995
No Score Yet 36% Fall Time David (Character) - 1995
No Score Yet 68% Roadracers Dude Delaney (Character) - 1994
No Score Yet 0% At Home With the Webbers Johnny Webber (Character) - 1993
35% 43% Buffy the Vampire Slayer Benny Jacks (Character) $14.1M 1992

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Tamron Hall Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet etalk Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today 3rd Hour Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Access Daily Guest 2019-2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Guest,
Host
2019-2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Talk Guest 2020 2018 2014 2011
82% 16% A Little Late With Lilly Singh Guest 2019
97% 76% Creepshow Unknown (Character) 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hollywood Game Night Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Home & Family Guest 2019
No Score Yet 100% Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy Himself (Guest Star) 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Match Game Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show Guest 2018 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Couch Surfing Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry Unknown (Guest Star) 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Desus & Mero Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Access Hollywood Live Guest 2017-2018 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Chew Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Steve Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Drop the Mic Contestant 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Real Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Untitled Action Bronson Show Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Celebrity Page Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen Guest 2016-2017 2012-2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Sigmund and the Sea Monsters Captain Barnabas (Character) 2016-2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet The $100,000 Pyramid Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Celebrity Name Game Executive Producer,
Guest
2014-2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet My Kitchen Rules Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet To Tell the Truth Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jake and the Never Land Pirates Skully (Voice) 2011-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Chopped Junior Judge 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kocktails With Khloé: An Extra Shot Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kocktails With Khloé Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Guilty Pleasures Unknown (Guest Star) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Marilyn Denis Show Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Social Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show Guest 2015 2011-2012
89% 78% Cougar Town Daniel (Guest Star),
Executive Producer
2009-2015
No Score Yet 100% The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson Guest 2013-2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Cleaners Frank Barnes (Character) 2013-2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Larry King Now Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Riot Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2009-2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Katie Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Mile High Host 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Tron: Uprising Link (Guest Voice) 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Anderson Guest,
Host
2011-2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dancing With the Stars Contestant 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dr. Phil Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lopez Tonight Guest 2010-2011
No Score Yet 64% CSI: Miami Director 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Medium Unknown (Guest Star),
Director
2011 2007-2009
96% 96% Pushing Daisies Unknown (Guest Star) 2008-2009
82% 91% My Name Is Earl Sweet Johnny (Guest Star) 2008
37% No Score Yet Dirt Director 2008
7% No Score Yet In Case of Emergency Jason Ventress (Character) 2007
No Score Yet No Score Yet Pelswick Mr. Jimmy (Voice) 2000-2002
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Guest 2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Hughleys Unknown (Guest Star) 1999
78% 94% Friends Malcolm (Guest Star) 1996
No Score Yet No Score Yet Double Rush Unknown (Character) 1995
No Score Yet No Score Yet Parenthood Tod Hawks (Character) 1990-1991

QUOTES FROM David Arquette CHARACTERS

Albert says: Memories are like a magpie. It picks up all the bright and shiny shit and pays no attention to what really matters.

Gale Weathers says: I've got an idea, I'll hook up with you guys later.

Riley says: Do you want us to come with you?

Gale Weathers says: I work better alone. Why don't you try to find out where those other pictures were taken?

Sidney Prescott says: I can see nothing's changed.

Riley says: No.

Dewey Riley says: He's my superior.

Tatum Riley says: Janitors are your superior.

Gale Weathers says: Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry--

Gale Weathers says: Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry...

Joel says: Time out! I don't need to be hearing about no dead cameramen, all right? Now I'm warning you guys. I am a verb away from vacating these premises. I'm gonna get me some coffee, donuts, Prozac, see If I can find some crack, Special KX, "not Malcolm and I'll be back when you guys start talking about something a little more Saved By The Bellish, all right?

Dewey Riley says: He seems a little shaky.

Gale Weathers says: Don't worry about him. If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who's next.

Tatum Riley says: Hey Dewey, can we go now?

Dewey Riley says: Hold on a second.

Tatum Riley says: Goddamn it! Dewey!

Dewey Riley says: What did mama tell you? When I wear this badge, you treat me like a man of the law!

Tatum Riley says: I'm sorry Deputy Dewey-boy, but we're ready to go. Now! Okay?

Dewey Riley says: So you know Sidney Prescott's mother?

John Milton says: Who?

Jennifer Jolie says: Rina Reynolds?

John Milton says: Aahh... Do you know how many actors have worked for me? Hundreds. Thousands.

John Milton says: Aah. Do you know how many actors have worked for me? Hundreds. Thousands.

Gale Weathers says: We didn't say she was an actor.

Jennifer Jolie says: Good catch.

Dewey Riley says: When did she started smoking?

Randy Meeks says: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.

Gale Weathers says: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!

Debbie Salt says: Oh! Mickey was a good boy, but my God! That whole "Blame-the-movies" motive? Did you buy that for one second? The poor boy was completely out of his mind.

Debbie Salt says: Oh! Mickey was a good boy, but my God! That whole 'Blame-the-movies' motive? Did you buy that for one second? The poor boy was completely out of his mind.

Dewey Riley says: And you're not?

Sidney Prescott says: And you're not?

Debbie Salt says: No. I'm very sane. My motive isn't as 90's as Mickey's. Mine is just good, old-fashioned revenge. You killed my son! And now I kill you, and I can't think of anything more rational!

Gale Weathers says: Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!

Dewey Riley says: Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.

Dewey Riley says: Well, a 'serial killer' is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.

Sting says: "Jimmy King's alright by me."

Sting says: Jimmy King's alright by me.

Sean Dawkins says: "...You love Jimmy King. I love Jimmy King. We're men, and we're not afraid to say that we love other men...I love you."

Sean Dawkins says: You love Jimmy King. I love Jimmy King. We're men, and we're not afraid to say that we love other men...I love you.

Sting says: *Punches out Sean.*

Sting says: [Punches out Sean]

Gordie Boggs says: "Me too, man...hit me...hit me...MY TURN!"

Gordie Boggs says: Me too, man...hit me...hit me...MY TURN!

Sting says: *Punches out Gordie*

Sting says: [Punches out Gordie]

Daniel says: I know that Bitterman changed the contract.

Kermit says: Wha- how do you know THAT? Oh, wait a second, you don't run one of those Muppet Internet fan sites, do ya?

Dewey Riley says: Creepy Karen?

Randy Meeks says: Shut up! She's a sweet person, okay? We were working late. We were putting away some videos in the porno section, and, you know, shit happens. (shouting and knocking from the door behind him) Fifteen minutes. (it continues) Paul, fifteen minutes! I'm leaving my legacy. (it continues) Fifteen minutes, Paul! Damn! Anyway, the reason I'm here is to help you so that my death will not be in vain. That my life's work will help save some other poor soul from getting mutilated. If this killer does come back, and he's for real, there are a few things that you gotta remember. Is this simply another sequel? Well, if it is, same rules apply. But, here's the critical thing. If you find yourself dealing with an unexpected back-story, and a preponderance of exposition, then the sequel rules do not apply. Because you are not dealing with a sequel. You are dealing with the concluding chapter of a trilogy. That's right. It's a rarity in the horror field, but it does exist, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Because true trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn't true from the get-go. Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something that we thought was true that wasn't true. So if it is a trilogy you are dealing with, here are some super trilogy rules. One: you've got a killer who's gonna be superhuman. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically, in the third one, you've gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up. Number two: anyone, including the main character, can die. This means you, Sid. I'm sorry. It's the final chapter. It could be fucking Reservoir Dogs by the time this thing is through. Number three: the past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest! Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you. (long pause) So in closing, let me say...good luck, godspeed, and for some of you, I'll see you soon. 'Cause the rules say some of you ain't gonna make it. I didn't. Not if you're watching this tape (the video promptly ends)

Randy Meeks says: Shut up! She's a sweet person, okay? We were working late. We were putting away some videos in the porno section, and, you know, shit happens. (shouting and knocking from the door behind him) Fifteen minutes. (it continues) Paul, fifteen minutes! I'm leaving my legacy. (it continues) Fifteen minutes, Paul! Damn! Anyway, the reason I'm here is to help you so that my death will not be in vain. That my life's work will help save some other poor soul from getting mutilated. If this killer does come back, and he's for real, there are a few things that you gotta remember. Is this simply another sequel? Well, if it is, same rules apply. But, here's the critical thing. If you find yourself dealing with an unexpected back-story, and a preponderance of exposition, then the sequel rules do not apply. Because you are not dealing with a sequel. You are dealing with the concluding chapter of a trilogy. That's right. It's a rarity in the horror field, but it does exist, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Because true trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn't true from the get-go. Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something that we thought was true that wasn't true. So if it is a trilogy you are dealing with, here are some super trilogy rules. One: you've got a killer who's gonna be superhuman. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically, in the third one, you've gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up. Number two: anyone, including the main character, can die. This means you, Sid. I'm sorry. It's the final chapter. It could be fucking Reservoir Dogs by the time this thing is through. Number three: the past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest! Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you. (long pause) So in closing, let me say...good luck, godspeed, and for some of you, I'll see you soon. 'Cause the rules say some of you ain't gonna make it. I didn't. Not if you're watching this tape (the video promptly ends).

Roman Bridger says: Com'on guys! come in join the party...

Gale Weathers says: Actually we're here to see Sidney...

Roman Bridger says: Well Sidney's here...

Dewey Riley says: Where? Where's Sidney?

Roman Bridger says: She's right there! (pointing Angelina)...

Roman Bridger says: She's right there! [pointing Angelina]

Jennifer Jolie says: Jesus not "Sidney"!, Sidney!!!, Like I'm "Gale" and She's Gale (Gale Weathers)...

Jennifer Jolie says: Jesus not 'Sidney'!, Sidney! Like I'm 'Gale' and She's Gale [Gale Weathers]

Roman Bridger says: Sidney Prescott? No, I never invited her here...

Gale Weathers says: Shoot that Fucker!!! Shoot him!!!

Gale Weathers says: Shoot that fucker! Shoot him!

Sidney Prescott says: You want me motherfucker? come and get me.

Sidney Prescott says: You want me motherfucker? Come and get me.

Dewey Riley says: Run!!!

Dewey Riley says: Run!

Dewey Riley says: Page! 42.. Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience...(pause more a moment)

Dewey Riley says: Page 42! Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience... [pause more a moment]

Gale Weathers says: Hey, don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?

Dewey Riley says: no.. what I think is that you're money hungry, fame-seeking and forgive me for saying, mediocre writer. You got a cold-storage shed where your heart should be, no offense intended.

Dewey Riley says: No.. what I think is that you're money hungry, fame-seeking and forgive me for saying, mediocre writer. You got a cold-storage shed where your heart should be, no offense intended.

Gale Weathers says: Dewey i never meant to imply-

Gale Weathers says: Dewey I never meant to imply...

Dewey Riley says: How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation just to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manouver without any given situation!!!

Dewey Riley says: How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation just to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manouver without any given situation!

Gale Weathers-Riley says: (to Judy)The lemon squares taste like ass...(walk away)

Gale Weathers-Riley says: [to Judy] The lemon squares taste like ass... [walks away]

Dewey Riley says: They don't, they really don't...

Deputy Judy Hicks says: (starts to smile) thank you sir...

Deputy Judy Hicks says: [starts to smile] Thank you sir...

Randy Meeks says: can't you see she's planning for her next book, that's what reporter's do Dewey, they stage the news!

Randy Meeks says: Can't you see she's planning for her next book, that's what reporter's do Dewey, they stage the news!

Dewey Riley says: No, Gale's a lot of things, but gale's not a killer...

Randy Meeks says: com'on just because your sweet on her...

Randy Meeks says: Com'on just because your sweet on her...

Dewey Riley says: no I'm not..

Dewey Riley says: No I'm not..

Randy Meeks says: Please! this is me,talking Randy, the unrequited love slave of Sidney Prescott, know all about obsession (shows his bullet shut to Dewey) and pain...

Randy Meeks says: Please! this is me,talking Randy, the unrequited love slave of Sidney Prescott, know all about obsession [shows his bullet shut to Dewey] and pain...

Gale Weathers says: Roman's dead.

Angelina Tyler says: what?

Angelina Tyler says: What?

Gale Weathers says: let's get out of here come on..

Gale Weathers says: Let's get out of here come on..

Angelina Tyler says: no I'm getting out of here!

Angelina Tyler says: No I'm getting out of here!

Dewey Riley says: Angelina your not safe alone! listen to me!

Dewey Riley says: I did not fuck that pig Milton!(Weathers and Jolie are shock) to get a leading role just to die here with second rate celebrities like you two!!!!!!(the actress and the journalism lady look at each other )

Sidney Prescott says: It's okay, Tatum she's just doin' her job.

Gale Weathers says: Yes, that's right.

Sidney Prescott says: So how's the book?

Gale Weathers says: Well, it'll be out later, this year.

Sidney Prescott says: I'll look for it.

Gale Weathers says: I'll send you a copy. (Sidney then punches her in the face)

Gale Weathers says: I'll send you a copy. [Sidney then punches her in the face]

Dewey Riley says: Where'd you learn how to punch like that?

Randy Meeks says: [Gale's phone rings and Randy answers it] Gale's not here!

Mickey says: [as Ghostface] I'm not interrupting anything, am I? You three look deep in thought. Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? [maniacal laugh]

Randy Meeks says: It's him.

Dewey Riley says: Who?

Randy Meeks says: The killer. He can see us. All three of us.

Gale Weathers says: so what are you gonna do bonehead? just gonna sit here, wait and see who drops next?

Gale Weathers says: So what are you gonna do bonehead? Just gonna sit here, wait and see who drops next?

Dewey Riley says: well i don't know(Weathers' phone rings again), phonehead!

Dewey Riley says: Well I don't know, [Weathers' phone rings again] phonehead!

Kermit says: No way, pal. Bitterman owns the paper, she owns the TV station and 3/4 of the Internet.

Daniel says: How could one person own so much?

Kermit says: Corporate Synergy. It's out of control. (NBC logo appears on Kermit's foot)

Kermit says: Corporate Synergy. It's out of control. [NBC logo appears on Kermit's foot]

Dewey Riley says: She was right behind me.

Dewey Riley says: She was standing right behind me.

Sidney Prescott says: They always are.

Gale Weathers says: Dewey, here...(handed the gun) he got Roman and Angelina too...

Gale Weathers says: Dewey, here... [handed the gun] he got Roman and Angelina too.

Jennifer Jolie says: Where gonna be safe if we stick together won't we?

Dewey Riley says: of course why?(suddenly killer punched him in the face and the ladies scream and then took a run)

Dewey Riley says: Of course why? [suddenly killer punched him in the face and the ladies scream and then took a run]

Randy Meeks says: [discussing with Dewey who is the killer] Hallie.

Dewey Riley says: Sid's roommate? No, serial killers are typically white male.

Randy Meeks says: That's why it's perfect. It's sort of against the rules, but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth.

Dewey Riley says: she you should write a book together with your matching wounds...

Dewey Riley says: She you should write a book together with your matching wounds.

Gale Weathers says: was she stab in the shoulders?

Gale Weathers says: Was she stabed in the shoulders?

Dewey Riley says: yeah..

Dewey Riley says: Yeah..

Gale Weathers says: how did she know i was too...?

Gale Weathers says: How did she know I was too?

Dewey Riley says: (think for a while)... shit..

Dewey Riley says: (thinks for a while) Shit.

Dewey Riley says: Trilogy?

Randy Meeks says: That's right, it's a rarity in the horror field but it does exist, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Because true trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn't true from the get go. Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something that we thought was true that wasn't true. So if it is a trilogy you are dealing with, here are some super trilogy rules: 1. You got a killer who's going to be super human. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically in the third one you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up. 2. Anyone including the main character can die. This means you Sid. I'm sorry. It's the final chapter. It could be fu**ing "Reservoir Dogs" by the time this thing is through. Number 3. The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you. So in closing, let me say good luck, god speed, and for some of you, I'll see you soon. 'Cause the rules say some of you ain't gonna make it. I didn't, not if you're watching this tape.

Randy Meeks says: That's right, it's a rarity in the horror field but it does exist, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Because true trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn't true from the get go. Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something that we thought was true that wasn't true. So if it is a trilogy you are dealing with, here are some super trilogy rules: 1. You got a killer who's going to be super human. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically in the third one you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up. 2. Anyone including the main character can die. This means you Sid. I'm sorry. It's the final chapter. It could be fu**ing 'Reservoir Dogs' by the time this thing is through. Number 3. The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you. So in closing, let me say good luck, god speed, and for some of you, I'll see you soon. 'Cause the rules say some of you ain't gonna make it. I didn't, not if you're watching this tape.

Dewey Riley says: Is that a threat, Detective?

Detective Kincaide says: When it's a threat...you'll know it.

Detective Kincaide says: When it's a threat, you'll know it.

Dewey Riley says: WAS that a threat?

Dewey Riley says: Was THAT a threat?

Gale Weathers says: I did write the definitive book on the Woodsboro Murders.

Gale Weathers says: I did write the definitive book on the Woodsboro murders.

Dewey Riley says: And I'm sure you just can't wait to write another one.

Dewey Riley says: The killer called her.

Detective Kincaide says: When?

Gale Weathers says: What did he say?

Sidney Prescott says: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?"

Sidney Prescott says: Oh you know the usual small talk. 'What's new?' 'How you been?' 'How do you wanna die?'

Jennifer Jolie says: What the f**k happened to you?

Dewey Riley says: Jennifer, wait a minute.

Jennifer Jolie says: Who gave you a place to stay? Who are you supposed to be protecting?

Dewey Riley says: Jennifer.

Gale Weathers says: Hey! (Punches Jennifer in the face and Jennifer falls down)

Jennifer Jolie says: My...Lawyer...Liked...That.

Jennifer Jolie says: My lawyer liked that.

Gale Weathers says: Not as much as I did.

Dewey Riley says: Surprise, Surprise. Someone dies and Gale comes running.

Dewey Riley says: Typically, serial killers are white male.

Randy Meeks says: That's why it's perfect! It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth.

Randy Meeks says: Mickey, the freaky Tarantino film student. But if he's a suspect, so am I. Let's move on.

Dewey Riley says: Wait a minute. Maybe you are a suspect.

Randy Meeks says: Well if I'm a suspect, you're a suspect.

Dewey Riley says: Good point. Okay, let's move on...

Dewey Riley says: Good point. Okay, let's move on.

Dewey Riley says: How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation?

Gale Weathers says: So I am heading down to Admissions to do some legwork, you game?

Dewey Riley says: I'm not here to write a book Miss Weathers, I'm here to help Sid.

Gale Weathers says: I wanna help her too, and help myself, of course. Come on Dewey, smile for me once, please!

Dewey Riley says: I'll smile when I catch the killer.

Gale Weathers says: It's happening again, isn't it?

Dewey Riley says: You'd love that, wouldn't you? Better hurry Gale, might get scooped.

Gale Weathers says: I feel bad Dewey, I feel really bad! I never say that because I never feel bad about anything, but I feel bad now.

Dewey Riley says: Is this just another brilliant Gale Weathers performance?

Gale Weathers says: There are no cameras here. I just wanna find this fu**er! I really do.

Dewey Riley says: When did she start smoking?

Randy Meeks says: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.

Gale Weathers says: It was just my head...it was Jennifer Aniston's body!

Gale Weathers says: It was just my head. It was Jennifer Aniston's body!

Dewey Riley says: Look, Gale's no killer.

Randy Meeks says: Okay, all right then, but if she's not a killer, she's a target.

Dewey Riley says: Page 41, "Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience."

Dewey Riley says: Page 41, 'Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience.'

Dewey Riley says: (to Gale) - And one more thing...Nice streaks!

Dewey Riley says: (to Gale) And one more thing. Nice streaks!

Gale Weathers says: So what do you want to do, bonehead? Just sit around and wait to see who drops next?

Dewey Riley says: I don't know...phonehead!

Dewey Riley says: I don't know, phonehead!

Dewey Riley says: He's my superior!

Tatum Riley says: Janitor is your superior.

Sidney Prescott says: Sure is quiet. God, look at this place. It's the town of the "Dreaded Sun Down".

Sidney Prescott says: Sure is quiet. God, look at this place. It's the town of the 'Dreaded Sun Down'.

Dewey Riley says: I saw that movie. It was about a killer in Texas huh?

Dewey Riley says: Do you know what that constellation is?

Gale Weathers says: No, what is it?

Dewey Riley says: I don't know. That's why I was asking you.

Gale Weathers says: Of course, you don't look a day over 12; except in that...upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?

Gale Weathers says: Of course, you don't look a day over 12, except in that upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?

Dewey Riley says: No, ma'am. 'Cause of my boyish good looks, muscle mass has increased my acceptance as a serious police officer.

Dewey Riley says: You're not supposed to be here.

Gale Weathers says: I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker, but who knew?

Dewey Riley says: If I may say so, Miss Weathers, you are much prettier in person.

Gale Weathers says: So you do watch the show!

Dewey Riley says: I'm 25. I was 24 for a whole year.

Gale Weathers says: Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!

Dewey Riley says: Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate...Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.

Dewey Riley says: Well, a 'serial killer' is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.

Tatum Riley says: Just think, if they make a movie about all this, who would play you?

Dewey Riley says: I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself.

Sidney Prescott says: Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck I'd get Tori Spelling.

Dewey Riley says: They sell this costume in every five and dime in the state. There is no way we can track the purchase.

Dewey Riley says: Tatum, you can't be here. This is an official crime scene.

Sidney Prescott says: It's okay.

Tatum Riley says: Her dad's out of town, all right. She's staying with us tonight.

Dewey Riley says: Does mom know?

Tatum Riley says: Yes doofus.

Dewey Riley says: Think he did it? (Sheriff Burke: Twenty years ago I would've said "not a chance" these kids today dammed if I know.)

Dewey Riley says: Think he did it?

Dewey Riley says: (shines a flashlight on his face) - You're not scared are you?

Dewey Riley says: (shines a flashlight on his face) You're not scared are you?

Dewey Riley says: When I wear this badge you treat me as a man of the law.

Tatum Riley says: I'm sorry Deputy-Dewey-Boy but, we're ready to go...now okay?

Tatum Riley says: I'm sorry Deputy-Dewey-Boy but, we're ready to go. Now okay?

Gale Weathers-Riley says: It's all under control, huh sherrif?

Dewey Riley says: What am I supposed to say?

Gale Weathers-Riley says: I may not be wearing a uniform, but I happen to have a lead, and you don't. So let me know when you're back on Team Gale.

Gale Weathers says: What's going on?

Dewey Riley says: That's not public information!

Gale Weathers says: It's all over the internet!

Dewey Riley says: It is?!

Dewey Riley says: One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke...

Dewey Riley says: One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke.