David Koechner

David Koechner

Highest Rated: 88% Cheap Thrills (2014)

Lowest Rated: 0% Hell & Back (2015)

Birthday: Aug 24, 1962

Birthplace: Tipton, Missouri, USA

Though he would remain one of the comedy world's best-kept secrets through the later half of the 1990s, improvisational comic-turned-actor David Koechner, (born August 24, 1962) later made a successful transition from SNL and Late Night With Conan O'Brien funnyman to supporting feature player roles when word of his talent spread, thanks to stellar supporting parts in such wide-release films as A Guy Thing and Anchorman. The Tipton, MO, native studied political science at the University of Missouri, with a subsequent career in the family business (manufacturing turkey coops) narrowly averted by a post-college move to Chicago. It was there that Koechner attempted to master his comic skills under the tutelage of improv master Del Close, with further studies at the Windy City's ImprovOlympic cementing the skills of the up-and-coming talent. A subsequent stint at Chicago's Second City Theater led to Koechner's lucky break when he was whisked away by SNL creator Lorne Michaels to become a player in the long-running weekly comedy mainstay. Though he would remain with SNL for merely one season, Koechner continued to impress on the small screen as a performer on Late Night with Conan O'Brien in the 1996-1997 season. As his reputation continued to grow due to appearances on such popular shows as Mad About You and Dharma & Greg, Koechner also made an impression in features thanks to small but memorable roles in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Man on the Moon, and My Boss's Daughter. Though he would continue to work in minor capacity on the small screen, Koechner seemed to be focusing on features at this point in his career, with a turn as a chauvinistic sportscaster in the 2004 Will Ferrell comedy Anchorman offering what was perhaps his most substantial feature performance to date. Koechner played a tobacco lobbyist in 2005's media satire Thankyou for Smoking, and reunited with Will Ferrell to for a supporting role in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby in 2006. In 2008 he joined the cast of Get Smart, the big-screen adaptation of Mel Brooks' popular 1960s-era comedy series, and proved himself no stranger to camp in Final Destination 5 (2011) and Piranha 3DD (2012).


Highest Rated Movies



62% 3 Days with Dad (Life Support) Dr. Clarence Grey 2019
74% All Creatures Here Below Actor 2019
59% Then Came You Bob 2019
74% Bernard and Huey Huey 2018
No Score Yet Gnome Alone Quicksilver 2018
40% Priceless Dale $1.5M 2016
67% Krampus Howard 2015
45% Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse Scout Leader Rogers $4M 2015
0% Hell & Back Asmodeus the Demon $0.2M 2015
No Score Yet Regular Show: The Movie Kevin 2015
50% Road Hard Chad 2015
35% Hits Rich $15.7K 2015
No Score Yet Jason Nash Is Married Actor 2014
88% Cheap Thrills Colin 2014
75% Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Champ Kind $76.9M 2013
30% Small Apartments Detective O'Grady 2013
9% A Haunted House Dan "the Man" $32.6M 2013
40% No Clue Ernie 2013
No Score Yet Fully Loaded Dave 2012
44% Hotel Transylvania Quasimodo $148.3M 2012
48% Hit & Run Sanders $13.7M 2012
14% Piranha 3DD Chet $0.4M 2012
No Score Yet Wedding Day Actor 2012
35% A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Vic George $0.2M 2011
62% Final Destination 5 Dennis $42.6M 2011
0% Brother's Justice Himself 2011
70% Paul Gus $37.4M 2011
74% Piranha 3-D Actor $25M 2010
57% The Perfect Game Charlie 'Mac' Tompkins $1.1M 2010
62% Extract Nathan $10.7M 2009
68% My One and Only Bill Massey $2.4M 2009
27% The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard Brent Gage $15.1M 2009
No Score Yet Tenure Jay Hadley 2009
50% Get Smart Larabee $130.3M 2008
22% Semi-Pro Commissioner $33.4M 2008
9% The Comebacks Coach Lambeau Fields $13.4M 2007
15% The Brothers Solomon Actor $1M 2007
21% Balls of Fury Rick The Birdmaster $32.9M 2007
34% Reno 911!: Miami Sheriff $20.3M 2007
29% Unaccompanied Minors Ernie $16.7M 2006
53% Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Surplus Store Clerk $8.2M 2006
12% Let's Go to Prison Shanahan $5.6M 2006
69% Snakes on a Plane Rick `Arch' Archibald $33.9M 2006
71% Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Herschell $148.3M 2006
22% Barnyard Dag $72.7M 2006
5% Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector Donnie $15.7M 2006
86% Thank You for Smoking Bobby Jay Bliss $24.9M 2006
No Score Yet Naked Trucker & T-Bones - Live at the Troubadour Actor 2006
No Score Yet 25 Years Of Improv Comedy Actor 2006
6% Yours, Mine & Ours Darrell $53.4M 2005
31% Waiting Dan $16.2M 2005
7% Daltry Calhoun Doyle Earl 2005
No Score Yet Here Comes Peter Cottontail: The Movie Actor 2005
14% The Dukes of Hazzard Cooter $80.3M 2005
No Score Yet Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie Champ Kind 2004
66% Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy Champ Kind $84.2M 2004
8% My Boss's Daughter Speed 2003
24% A Guy Thing Buck Morse $15.5M 2003
71% Run Ronnie Run! Clay 2002
8% Out Cold Stumpy $13.9M 2001
16% Whatever It Takes Virgil Doolittle 2000
63% Man on the Moon National Enqurier Reporter 1999
52% Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Co-Pilot 1999
No Score Yet Dill Scallion Bubba Pearl 1999
17% Dirty Work Anton Phillips 1998
85% Wag the Dog Director 1997


No Score Yet The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants
Voice 2019
No Score Yet The Goldbergs
Bill Lewis 2019
100% Bobcat Goldthwait's Misfits & Monsters
No Score Yet Talk Show the Game Show
Guest 2018
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Guest 2018
62% Superior Donuts
Carl "Tush" Tushinski 2018
75% Another Period
Commodore Bellacourt 2018
90% Bones
Jack Flap 2017
No Score Yet Hell's Kitchen
Guest 2017
No Score Yet Return of the Mac
No Score Yet Conan
Guest 2017
No Score Yet @midnight With Chris Hardwick
Appearing Panelist Performer 2017
No Score Yet Drunk History
No Score Yet Sofia the First
Voice 2015
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
Guest 2015
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
Guest 2015
No Score Yet Deal With It
Appearing 2014
97% Justified
Deputy Marshal Greg Sutter 2014
No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly
Guest 2014
75% Maron
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
Guest 2014
No Score Yet The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail
Performer 2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Guest 2014
No Score Yet American Dad (target for inaccurate feed data)
Voice 2014
No Score Yet Phineas and Ferb
Voice 2013
89% Psych
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Guest 2013
No Score Yet The Jeselnik Offensive
Guest 2013
No Score Yet The Middle
Jeff Webber 2013
81% The Office
Guest Todd Packer 2013
89% Chuck
Bob 2011
No Score Yet In the Flow With Affion Crockett
Guest 2011
No Score Yet John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show
Performer 2011
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
Guest 2011
100% Funny Or Die Presents
Appearing 2010
24% Gary Unmarried
Soup 2010
No Score Yet Hannah Montana
Uncle Earl 2010
11% Hank
Grady Funk 2009
No Score Yet The Goode Family
Voice 2009
No Score Yet Tosh.0
Appearing 2009
20% Kath & Kim
Pete 2008
No Score Yet King of the Hill
Voice 2008
90% Monk
Joey Krenshaw 2008
96% Pushing Daisies
Merle McQuoddy 2008
33% The Naked Trucker & T-Bones Show
Gerald `T-Bones' Tibbons 2007
No Score Yet Still Standing
Carl 2003
67% Get Real
Roger 1999
No Score Yet Mad About You
Store Clerk 1997
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
Performer 1996


Howard says: Twisted fairytale horseshit!!

Dennis says: Hey Stan, how's it going?

Sam says: Uhm, it's Sam, sir.

Dennis says: Did you just correct me?

Sam says: N-no?

Dennis says: Look at me.

Sam says: Yeah?

Dennis says: What's my name?

Sam says: Dennis.

Dennis says: Look away.

Colin says: Awesome partying with you, Craig.

Champ Kind says: Whammy!

Ron Burgundy says: It's known as the chicken of the cave

Ron Burgundy says: It's known as the chicken of the cave.

Champ Kind says: It's known as the chicken of the cave.

Champ Kind says: It's known as the chicken of the cave.

Gus says: You guys should of givin her four tits

Graeme Willy says: That's just sick!

Chip the Psychic says: I would say watermelon, but that could be racist.

Dan "the Man" says: I would say watermelon, but that could be racist.

Champ Kind says: It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact!

Dennis says: Woman: Excuse me, those passengers who got off the plane earlier, what was that all about? Flight Attendant: The kid had a panic attack & hurried off the plane, said he had some kind of vision

Woman says: Excuse me, those passengers who got off the plane earlier, what was that all about?

Flight Attendant says: The kid had a panic attack & hurried off the plane, said he had some kind of vision.

Champ Kind says: I will smash your face into a car windshield, then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a delicious seafood dinner and then never call her again!

Vic George says: My breath is natural...Unlike your vagina!

Dan says: We need to seize the day. Be enthusiastic.

Floyd says: [enthusiastically] Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job!

Dan says: [to employees] Oh, uh, push the fish, it's about to turn.

Dag the Coyote says: [After Otis throws him into a chair] Kill him!

Dag the Coyote says: This one's mine. Cook her while I have the little one for an appetizer. You know, because I'm a meaner!

Dag the Coyote says: It'll be our little secret!

Dag the Coyote says: [Upon seeing Pig, Freddy, Pip, Peck, and Miles] Ha ha ha. That's your army?

Dag the Coyote says: [Growls]

Dag the Coyote says: See ya 'round. [Laughs] "Round!" You're fat! [Laughs]

Dag the Coyote says: See ya 'round. [Laughs] 'Round!' You're fat! [Laughs]

Dag the Coyote says: A few animals missing here and there. Hey, it's the natural order of things.

Dag the Coyote says: [Howling]

Dag the Coyote says: There's 6 of us... and only one old fat you! [Points at Ben]

Dag the Coyote says: Ben! How are you, Ben? We would've said hello had we seen ya.

Ben the Cow says: Put the hen down, Dag.

Dag the Coyote says: Sure, Ben. Whatever you say. We're just doin' a little courtin', that's all. You know how much we like the hens. [Chuckles evilly] You know me, lady killer.

Dag the Coyote says: Oh, we suddenly got a burst of courage, didn't we?

Otis the Cow says: [Laughing] Okay. All right. Well, first what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take that chick from you. Then while you're picking yourself up off the ground, I'm gonna gather up the hens and I'm gonna leave!

Dag the Coyote says: And exactly how do you propose you're going to do that?

Otis the Cow says: [Grabs Dag by the throat and throws him into a chair]

Dag the Coyote says: [Enraged; pointing at Otis] KILL HIM!

Champ Kind says: i will smash ur face into a car windshield and then take ur mother dorthy mantooth out to a nice dinner and NEVER call her again

Champ Kind says: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Champ Kind says: i woke up this morning and i shit a squirrel i mean literaly hell of it is damn things still alive so i got this shit covered squirrel down there in the office dont know what to name it

Champ Kind says: Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

Brick Tamland says: ohhh sorry champ i think i ate ur chocolate squirruel

Brick Tamland says: Oh, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

Dag the Coyote says: You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben. There's six of us, and only one, old fat you!

Dag the Coyote says: You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben. There's six of us, and only one old, fat you.