Ed Helms

Ed Helms

  • Highest Rated: 92% Disneynature: Penguins (2019)
  • Lowest Rated: 17% Father Figures (2017)
  • Birthday: Jan 24, 1974
  • Birthplace: Atlanta, Georgia, USA
  • A former standup comedian whose four-year stint as a Daily Show correspondent laid the groundwork for a successful onscreen career, Atlanta, GA, native Ed Helms has since gone on to keep fans in stitches as abrasive cubicle drone Andy Bernard on the hit television series The Office and as an undead flesh-eater who only wants a girlfriend and equal rights in the popular comedy short Zombie-American (2005). It was after a stint at Oberlin College in Ohio that Helms first began working the standup circuit, with regular appearances at some of the top comedy clubs in New York City quickly gaining him a loyal fan base. Helms' poker-faced sense of humor was an ideal fit for The Daily Show, and with only a handful of credits to his name, the rising star quickly became a regular fixture on the show. In 2006, shortly after wrapping a four-year stint on the Emmy Award-winning Comedy Central faux-newscast, Helms turned up as a member of the Stamford branch on The Office -- a series that also helped launch former Daily Show correspondent Steve Carell to stardom. When the Stamford branch eventually merged with the Scranton branch in the series, Helms' angry ass-kisser became a regular fixture on the show -- his decidedly short-fused character quickly becoming a foil for office prankster Jim Halpert (played by John Krasinski). Having previously studied improvisational comedy with the Upright Citizens Brigade, Helms became a semi-regular fixture at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York City while simultaneously preparing for appearances in the Carell comedy Evan Almighty and the stoner-friendly sequel Harold and Kumar 2. He continued to get good reviews for his work on The Office, but he had a smash hit as one of the three bachelors trying to piece together their night in The Hangover. He would star in the very funny Cedar Rapids two years later, but that film would not do nearly as well at the box office as The Hangover Part II that same year. In 2012 he had a major part in The Duplass Brothers' Jeff, Who Lives At Home, and voiced one of the main characters in the smash animated film Dr. Seuss' The Lorax.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

28% Corporate Animals Brandon Producer 2019
92% Disneynature: Penguins Narrator 2019
56% Tag Hogan "Hoagie" Malloy 2018
81% Chappaquiddick Joe Gargan 2018
24% The Clapper Producer Eddie Krumble 2018
No Score Yet The Naked Gun Frank Drebin 2018
No Score Yet Quien @#*%$ es papá? Actor 2018
17% Father Figures Peter $16.8M 2017
28% I Do... Until I Don't Noah $0.3M 2017
88% Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (Captain Underpants) Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants $73.9M 2017
67% A Futile and Stupid Gesture Executive Producer 2017
75% Kevin Hart: What Now? Bartender $23.6M 2016
71% Central Intelligence Executive Producer $127.4M 2016
18% Love the Coopers Hank 2015
27% Vacation Rusty Griswald $40.3M 2015
68% They Came Together Eggbert 2014
88% Stretch Karl 2014
No Score Yet Illumination 7 Mini-Movie Collection Actor 2014
47% We're The Millers Brad Gurdlinger $145M 2013
20% The Hangover Part III Stu $112.3M 2013
77% Jeff Who Lives at Home Pat $4.3M 2012
No Score Yet High Road Barry 2012
53% Dr Seuss' The Lorax The Once-ler $214M 2012
No Score Yet The Smell of Success Chet Pigford 2011
33% The Hangover Part II Stu $254.5M 2011
86% Cedar Rapids Executive Producer $6.9M 2011
27% The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard Paxton Harding $15.1M 2009
78% The Hangover Stu $277.4M 2009
73% Monsters vs. Aliens News Reporter $198.4M 2009
25% Confessions of a Shopaholic Actor $44.3M 2009
No Score Yet Lower Learning Actor 2008
20% Meet Dave No. 2 $11.7M 2008
41% The Rocker Actor $6.4M 2008
52% Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Interpreter $38.1M 2008
No Score Yet Upright Citizens Brigade - ASSSSCAT! Actor 2008
23% Semi-Pro Turtleneck $33.4M 2008
74% Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Stage Manager $18.4M 2007
No Score Yet I'll Believe You Leon 2007
23% Evan Almighty Ark Reporter Ed Carson $100.3M 2007
42% Everyone's Hero Hobo Louie $14.5M 2006
53% Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story Bunker McLaughlin 2006

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

50% This Giant Beast That is the Global Economy
2019
Appearing
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2017
  • 2015
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
90% The Gong Show
2017-2018
Judge
  • 2018
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Talk
2010
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2015
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2013
  • 2010
No Score Yet Today
2017
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet Drunk History
2013
  • 2016
No Score Yet @midnight With Chris Hardwick
2014-2017
Appearing
  • 2015
63% The Muppets
2015-2016
Himself
  • 2015
100% The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore
2015-2016
Panelist
  • 2015
No Score Yet Running Wild With Bear Grylls
2014-2018
Appearing
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest Performer Appearing Reporter
  • 2015
  • 2009
  • 2003
97% Brooklyn Nine-Nine
2013
Jack Danger
  • 2014
No Score Yet Kroll Show
2013-2015
  • 2013
89% The Office
2005-2013
Andy Bernard Director
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet Real Time With Bill Maher
2003
Guest
  • 2012
86% The Mindy Project
2012-2017
Danny Dennis
  • 2012
No Score Yet Ugly Americans
2010-2012
Voice
  • 2012
  • 2010
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2011
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest
  • 2011
82% Wilfred
2011-2014
Darryl
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Children's Hospital
2010-2016
Dr. Ed Helms
  • 2010
No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly
2007
Guest
  • 2009
No Score Yet American Dad (target for inaccurate feed data)
2005
Voice
  • 2009
  • 2007
No Score Yet Childrens' Hospital
No Score Yet The Mindy Project
Danny Dennis

QUOTES FROM Ed Helms CHARACTERS

Rusty Griswald
Introducing the Tartan Pathfinder
Rusty Griswald
Introducing the Tartan Pathfinder.
Debbie Griswold
Did you just say Tartan?
Rusty Griswald
Yeah, it's an Albanian Honda.
Rusty Griswold
I love this song! Sing it with me.
James Griswold
I never even heard of the original Vacation.
Rusty Griswold
Doesn't matter. The new Vacation stands on its own.
David Clark
You had me steal from a Mexican drug lord!
Brad Gurdlinger
It was kind of a dick move.
Brad Gurdlinger
David Clark your a hard man to find take it easy on the plastic
Brad Gurdlinger
David Clark, you're a hard man to find. Take it easy on the plastic.
David Clark
Brad what the fuck is this look man I was going to call you back do not kill me I got robbed I swear.
David Clark
Brad, what the fuck is this look? Man, I was going to call you back. Do not kill me, I got robbed I swear.
Brad Gurdlinger
Wait what oh the plastic
Brad Gurdlinger
Wait, what? Oh the plastic.
David Clark
Yeah the plastic i've seen Dexter
David Clark
Yeah the plastic. I've seen Dexter.
Stu
I'm just a dentist...
Phil
No Stu, you are a fucking doctor, now go get him!
The Lorax
Which way does a tree fall?
The Once-ler
Uh, down?
The Lorax
A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful which way you lean.
No.2 - 2nd In Command
Sometimes, Number 2 happens.
No.2 - 2nd In Command
Sometimes, number 2 happens.
Ted
Wow, so this is really all your fault.
The Once-ler
Yes, and each day since The Lorax left I've been wondering what that meant. And now I'm wondering, well maybe The Lorax left that for you.
Ted
For me?! Why would he leave it for me?
The Once-ler
Because unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
The Once-ler
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing's going to get better. It's not.
Stu
Why can't we remember ANYTHING that happened last night?
Alan
That's one of the side-effects of Roofies. Memory loss.
Stu
You are literally too stupid to insult.
Alan
Thank you.
Alan
It's my sunglasses okay?
Alan
Are my glasses okay?
Stu
Your sunglasses are okay, dick.
Stu
Why do you think we can't remember anything from last night?
Phil
Because obviously we had a great fucking time!
The Once-ler
Oh! How nice to see someone so...unditurbed by...REALITY.
Ted
Thank you.
Stu
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
Stu
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Jeff
I told you I dont believe in fighting.
Pat
Oh yeah, because your a pussy.
Jeff
Was Gandhi a pussy?
The Lorax
So did you sell it?
The Once-ler
Yeah, oh, no. Turns out it's ahead of it's time.
The Lorax
You did your best. Come here, I'll deal you in.
The Once-ler
Oh, okay. What are we playing?
The Lorax
I'm playing poker. He's playing Go Fish. And I think he's hungry.
Stu
We're livin here in Alan town. And he's drivin our lives into the ground. When we woke up we were wasted and drunk.
Stu
She's wearing my grandmother's holocaust ring i was going to give to melissa!
Stu
The ring I'm gonna give to Melissa. You remember, my grandmother's Holocaust ring.
Alan
I didn't know they give out rings at the holocaust...
Alan
I didn't know they give out rings at the Holocaust...
The Once-ler
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is ever going to get better it's not.
The Once-ler
I'm biggering my company, I'm biggering my factory, I'm biggering my corporate sign! Everybody out there take care of yours, and me? I'll take care of mine mine mine mine mine!
Jeff
This Porsche is tiny.
Pat
The Porsche is normal sized--you're a Sasquatch.
Jeff
Are those workout gloves?
Pat
Uh, I don't think so, they came with the car, so...
The Once-ler
Exactly and sleeping is the body's way of telling other people to go away!
The Lorax
I know but you looked so cosy!
The Once-ler
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
The Once-ler
I will see you tomorrow to tell the story!
The Once-ler
Unless someone like you cares an awful whole lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
The Once-ler
'Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl.
The Once-ler
Only if someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better...its not.
The Once-ler
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better...its not.
The Once-ler
Who are you and what are you doing here?!
The Once-ler
Who are you, and what are you doing here?
The Oncel-ler
Its not about what it is, Its about what it can become.
Stu
Thats because I like F**king marshmallows!
Stu
Thats because I like f**king marshmallows!
Alan
im kinda confused
Alan
I'm kinda confused.
Stu
i made love to a man with boobies
Stu
I made love to a man with boobies.
Alan
This is nice isn't it? The three of us back together again?
Stu
Oh God
Stu
Oh God.
Stu
What do tigers dream of, when they take their little tiger snooze. Do they dream of mauling zebra's or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit. Dont you worry your pretty striped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cosy tiger bed and then were gonna find our best friend Doug. and then were gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug x9 But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakerrrs....well then we're shit outta luck
Stu
Oh my gawd, what is happening!
Alan
Hey, guys, when's the next Halley's Comet?
Stu
I dunno. Not for like, another 80 years.
Alan
But it's not tonight, is it?
Stu
NO.
Stu
Ew, Allen, did you just eat sofa pizza?
Alan
I'm with you I'm with you!
Alan
I'm with you, I'm with you!
Mr. Chow
You gonna fuck on me?
Alan
Nobody's gonna fuck on you, we're on your side. I hate Godzilla, I hate him too. I hate him. He destroys cities! Please! This isn't your fault, alright? I'll get you some pants. OW!
Phil
What the FUCK was that?!
Stu
I have internal bleeding.
Phil
That was some fucked up shit.
Doug
You gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy.
Alan
Oh yeah? Well we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a reh-tard
Stu
What?
Alan
He was a reh-tard.
Doug
Retard.
Alan
Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu
It's also illegal.
Alan
It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Black Doug
Rufilin there you go again with that word rufilin what the hell is a rufilin.
Stu
You are the worlds shittiest drug dealer.
Phil
its like that time at summer camp where we dragged his sleeping bag at the jetty.
Phil
It's like that time at summer camp where we dragged his sleeping bag at the jetty.
Stu
which was hilarious. But it's not funny now because we forgot him.
Stu
Which was hilarious. But it's not funny now because we forgot him.
Black Doug
you guys are fuckin retarded.
Black Doug
You guys are fucking retarded.
Stu
Oh my god. Alan, your head!
Alan
No, YOUR head.
Alan
No, your head.
Phil
Holy fuck! He's not kidding! There's a tiger in there!
Stu
No there isn't.
Stu
I've got a demon in me.
Stu
There's a demon in me.
Alan
It's true, he has semen in him.
Stu
"see that? thats a napkin over my orange juice so you guys cant roofie me"
Stu
Ya see that? That's orange juice with a napkin on top. Ya know why? So nobody roofies me.
Stu
"i've got a demon in me."
Stu
I've got a demon in me.
Stu
My uncle once found an albino polar bear
Stu
My uncle Roger said he once saw an albino polar bear.
Stu
Thats supposed to be done by a Registered Nurse .
Stu
That's supposed to be done by a registered nurse.
Alan
Im a Nurse . Just not Registered .
Alan
I am a nurse, I' m just not registered.
Alan
I am a nurse, I'm just not registered.
Stu
I have a demon inside of me!
Alan
Yeah it's true, he has seamen inside him!
Alan
Yeah it's true, he has semen in him!
Phil
Where not friends anymore!
Alan
Are you serious Phil, even in America?
Phil
Yes!
Stu
Your the bearded devil!
Stu
Alan, a registered nurse is supposed to do that!
Alan
I am a nurse, just not registered!
Stu
He shot Eddy!
Stu
He shot Eddie!
Alan
Is there a Long John Silver's here?
Alan
Better than Long John's?
Stu
No, but they are serving very good seafood.
Stu
Yes.
Alan
Better than Long John Silver's?
Alan
I'll be the judge of that.
Stu
[to Alan] You're the bearded devil!!
Stu
[to Alan] You're the bearded devil!
Stu
Alan, what did you do!?? Did you roofie me!?
Stu
Alan, what did you do!? Did you roofie me!?
Phil
Stu, pull that monkey in!
Stu
He's so strong!!
Stu
He's so strong!
Stu
There's a demon inside me.
Stu
There's a demon in me.
Alan
It's true, he's got semen inside him.
Alan
It's true, he has semen in him.
Stu
I'm part of some weird wolf pack
Stu
I'm part of some weird wolf pack.
Alan
hey, it's not weird. It's really quite cool, there's no membership fee...
Alan
Hey, it's not weird. It's really quite cool, there's no membership fee.
Stu
I have a weakness for hookers... apparently, all kinds...
Stu
I have a weakness for prostitutes apparently, all kinds.
Stu
FUCK THE POLICE!!!
Stu
Fuck the police!
Stu
I have a demon in me!!!!
Stu
I have a demon in me!
Stu
ive got a demon inside me.. A DEMON..!!
Stu
I've got a demon inside me!
Stu
(To Alan) You are the bearded devil!
Stu
(To Alan) You're the bearded devil!
Stu
See that? That's orange juice with a napkin on it. So nobody roofies me.
Phil
You're not my friend!
Alan
Don't say that Phil, are you serious,? even in America!?
Alan
Don't say that Phil, are you serious? Even in America!?
Stu
You're the bearded devil!
Alan
Its kind of nice the three of us being together again.
Alan
This is kind of nice, isn't it? Three of us back together again?
Stu
Oh God!!!
Stu
Oh God!
Stu
Oh my god! Alan, your head.
Alan
No, your head.
Stu
All I wanted was a simple bachelor brunch.
Stu
All I wanted was a bachelor brunch.
Stu
You're the bearded devil!
Phil
You're not my friend.
Alan
Don't say that, Phil. Are you serious? Even in America?
Stu
YOU'RE THE BEARDED DEVIL!!!
Stu
You're the bearded devil!
Stu
I look like a nerdy hillbilly!
Stu
This is a real tattoo!
Tim Lippe
Cream sherry.
Dean Ziegler
Cream sherry. This one's weird!
News Reporter
Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in.