Elijah Wood

Elijah Wood

Highest Rated: 100% The Panama Papers (2018)

Lowest Rated: 0% All I Want (Try Seventeen) (2002)

Birthday: Jan 28, 1981

Birthplace: Cedar Rapids, Iowa, USA

Born January 28, 1981, Elijah Wood has grown up to be one of the most well-respected and steadily employed actors of his generation. Born in Cedar Rapids, IA, Wood modeled and did local commercials before moving with his family to Los Angeles in 1988. It was there that Wood got his first break, a small role in a Paula Abdul video. Film work almost instantly followed, with a bit part in the 1989 Back to the Future II. It was Wood's role as Aidan Quinn's son in Barry Levinson's 1990 Avalon (the third film in the Baltimore trilogy containing Diner [1982] and Tin Men [1987]) that first gave Wood attention, as the film received widespread critical acclaim and was nominated for four Academy Awards. After a small part in the Richard Gere potboiler Internal Affairs (1990), Wood secured his first starring role in Paradise (1991), in which he played a young boy who brings estranged couple Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson back together. He received good reviews for his performance -- some said it was one of the best things about the film -- and from there went on to co-star with Mel Gibson and Jamie Lee Curtis in Forever Young and in Radio Flyer (both 1992). In 1993, Wood co-starred with Macaulay Culkin in The Good Son, which was a failure both at the box office and with filmgoers who couldn't stomach the idea of the little blond boy from Home Alone as a pre-teen psychopath. In casting Wood as the good to Culkin's evil, the film helped further establish the kind of characters Wood was to become known for: thoughtful, well meaning, and perhaps a bit confused. Wood's next film, the same year's The Adventures of Huck Finn, provided a departure from this type of character, but The War (1994) with Kevin Costner marked something of a return. Also in 1994, Wood had the title role in North, a film remarkable for the volume of bad reviews and bad box office it received, but also for the fact that practically every bad review contained a positive assessment of Wood's performance. Wood's follow-up, the 1996 Flipper, was hardly an improvement, but the subsequent critical and financial success of Ang Lee's The Ice Storm (1997) provided a positive development in the young actor's career. As the soulfully dazed and confused Mikey Carver, Wood gave a portrayal remarkable for its rendering of the thoughtfulness and exquisite hopelessness inherent in the character. 1998's Deep Impact and The Faculty did not allow Wood the same degree of character development, but were great financial successes and further stepping stones in Wood's evolution from winsome child star to impressive young actor. Following a brief turn as the boyfriend of a wannabe hip-hop groupie in James Toback's problematic Black and White (1999), Wood further evolved as an actor in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, the first installation of director Peter Jackson's adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. His most hotly anticipated project, the 2001 film gave Wood top billing as Frodo Baggins alongside a glittering cast that included Ian McKellen, Cate Blanchett, and Liv Tyler. That same year the young actor could be seen in less mystical surroundings courtesy of Ed Burns' Ash Wednesday, a crime drama that also featured Oliver Platt and Rosario Dawson. In 2002, Wood let his vocal chords for Disney's straight-to-video release of The Adventures of Tom Thumb and Thumbelina. Of course, his most substantial role of 2002 is unarguably his return to the role of hobbit Frodo Baggins in the second installment of Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy; specifically, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.2003 proved to be a similar year for Wood -- after two relatively small jobs (his role credited only as "The Guy" in Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over and his stint as First Assistant Director in Sean Astin's The Long and Short of It served purely as a break for Elijah), the young actor once again resumed his role for The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Though Return of the Kin

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
87% Come to Daddy Norval Greenwood 2020
100% The Panama Papers Actor 2018
91% Mandy Producer 2018
89% 78/52: Hitchcock's Shower Scene Actor 2017
89% I don't feel at home in this world anymore. Tony 2017
63% The Greasy Strangler Producer $44.1K 2016
63% The Trust David Waters 2016
17% The Last Witch Hunter Dolan 37th 2015
45% Cooties Clint Producer 2015
67% The Boy Producer 2015
58% Set Fire To The Stars John M. Brinnin $4.8K 2015
No Score Yet Made In Japan Actor Executive Producer 2015
59% The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Frodo Baggins $187.8M 2014
96% A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night Executive Producer 2014
40% Open Windows Executive Producer Nick Chambers 2014
79% Grand Piano Tom Selznick 2014
88% The Wind Rises Sone 2014
75% Toad Road Executive Producer 2013
13% Hustlers Johnny Shaw $5.4K 2013
53% Maniac Frank Zito $21.1K 2013
64% The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Frodo $303.1M 2012
71% Celeste and Jesse Forever Scott $3.1M 2012
No Score Yet Revenge for Jolly! Thomas 2012
56% Treasure Island Ben Gunn 2012
45% Happy Feet Two Mumble $64M 2011
No Score Yet Fight For Your Right Revisited Ad-Rock (B-Boys 1) 2011
14% The Romantics Chip $0.2M 2010
9% The Oxford Murders Martin $4.1K 2010
No Score Yet Boobie Actor 2010
57% 9 #9 $31.7M 2009
No Score Yet The Heart Is a Drum Machine Actor 2009
50% Christmas on Mars Actor 2008
91% Operation Filmmaker Actor 2008
No Score Yet Christmas on Mars Actor 2008
87% Paris Je T'aime The Tourist $4.9M 2007
24% Day Zero Aaron Feller 2007
47% Bobby William $11.1M 2006
76% Happy Feet Mumble $197.9M 2006
67% Everything is Illuminated Jonathan Safran Foer $1.7M 2005
47% Green Street Hooligans Matt Buckner $0.2M 2005
No Score Yet I'm Still Here Actor 2005
77% Sin City Kevin 2005
No Score Yet Ringers - Lord of the Fans Actor 2005
93% Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Patrick $34.2M 2004
No Score Yet Ringers: Lord of the Fans Actor 2004
93% The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Frodo Baggins $364.1M 2003
45% Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over The Guy 2003
95% The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Frodo Baggins $339.8M 2002
25% Ash Wednesday Sean Sullivan 2002
0% All I Want (Try Seventeen) Jones 2002
No Score Yet The Adventures of Tom Thumb and Thumbelina Tom Thumb 2002
39% Black and White Wren 2002
91% The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Frodo Baggins $314.1M 2001
No Score Yet Chain of Fools Mikey 2000
No Score Yet The Bumblebee Flies Anyway Barney Snow 1999
53% The Faculty Casey 1998
45% Deep Impact Leo Biederman 1998
No Score Yet Oliver Twist The Artful Doger 1997
85% The Ice Storm Mikey Carver 1997
32% Flipper Sandy 1996
25% The War Stu Simmons 1994
14% North North 1994
26% The Good Son Mark Evans 1993
73% The Adventures of Huck Finn Huckleberry Finn 1993
57% Forever Young Nat Cooper 1992
No Score Yet Day-O Day-O 1992
33% Radio Flyer Mike 1992
No Score Yet The Witness Actor $0.5M 1992
36% Paradise Willard Young 1991
83% Avalon Michael Kaye 1990
No Score Yet Child in the Night (Testimone oculare) Luke 1990
88% Internal Affairs Sean 1990
65% Back to the Future Part II Video Game Boy, Mickey 1989

TV

Credit
92% Star Wars: Resistance
2018
Voice 2020
2019
No Score Yet Talking With Chris Hardwick
2017-2018
Guest 2017
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2017
85% Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
2016-2017
Todd Brotzman Todd 2017
2016
No Score Yet Syfy Presents Live From Comic-Con
2016-2017
Guest 2017
2016
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2017
2015
2014
2013
2012
2011
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest 2016
2015
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2016
2015
2014
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest 2015
91% Over the Garden Wall
2014
Voice 2014
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
Guest 2014
83% Wilfred
2011-2014
Ryan 2014
2013
2012
2011
No Score Yet The Nerdist
2011-2013
Guest 2013
2012
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest 2013
2012
2010
2009
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing 2012
No Score Yet Treasure Island
2012
Ben Gunn 2012
No Score Yet Colbert Report
2005-2014
Guest 2011
100% Funny Or Die Presents
2010-2011
Appearing 2011
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2011
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest 2011
2007
71% Family Guy
1999
Voice 2010
36% Glenn Martin, DDS
2009-2011
Voice 2010
No Score Yet Independent Lens
1999
Appearing 2008
No Score Yet Yo Gabba Gabba!
2007-2015
Appearing 2007
No Score Yet Punk'd
2003-2012
Appearing 2006
No Score Yet American Dad (target for inaccurate feed data)
2005
Voice 2006
2005
No Score Yet King of the Hill
1997-2010
Voice 2004
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest 2004
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Guest Host 2003
88% The Osbournes
2002-2005
Himself 2002
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2002
91% Homicide: Life on the Street
1993-1999
McPhee Boardman 1996
94% Frasier
1993-2004
Voice of Ethan 1994

QUOTES FROM Elijah Wood CHARACTERS

Frank Zito says: You will not go out tonight! Is that clear? You will stay home with me!

Rita says: Please don't kill me!

Frank Zito says: Oh, I'm not going to kill you. I'm gonna keep you.

Frodo Baggins says: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf says: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us

Gandalf says: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Barney Snow says: You don't understand what I'm talking about because it's not something you feel.

Barney Snow says: I'm not going to apologize for the fact that I'm not dying.

Marybeth Louise Hutchinson says: You know in my world Casey, there were limitless oceans as far as the eye could see. Beautiful, huh? Till it started to dry out. So I escaped, came here, and I met you, all of you, and all of you were different from the others. You were lost and lonely, just like me. And I thought that maybe I could give you a taste of my world. A world without anger, without fear, without attitude. Where the underachiever goes home at night to parents who care. The jock can be smart, the ugly duckling beautiful, and the class wuss doesn't have to live in terror. The new girl - well - the new girl she can just fit right in with anybody. People who are just like her. You see Casey, even Mary-Beth's feelings can be hurt by a bunch of pathetic, lost, little outcasts who truly believe that their disaffected lonely life is the only way they can survive. I can make you a part of something so special Casey, so perfect, so fearless. Don't you want that, Casey?

Casey Connor says: I'd rather be afraid!

Marybeth Louise Hutchinson says: Fine. Alright. Have it your way! 'Cause this is where your land of fiction gets it right: we win. End of story!

Joel Barish says: I remember that speech really well.

Clementine Kruczynski says: I had you pegged, didn't I?

Joel Barish says: You had the whole human race pegged.

Patrick says: Hmmm. Probably

Frodo Baggins says: Mordor! I hope the others find a safer road.

Samwise 'Sam' Gamgee says: Strider'll look after them.

Frodo Baggins says: I don't suppose we'll ever see them again.

Samwise 'Sam' Gamgee says: We may yet, Mr. Frodo. We may.

Frodo Baggins says: Sam? I'm glad you're with me.

Frodo Baggins says: Ant thus it was. A Fourth Age of Middle-earth began. And the Fellowship of the Ring though eternally bound by friendship and love was ended. Thirtheen months to the day since Gandalf sent us on our long journey, we found ourselves looking upon a familiar sight. We were home.

North says: Hang on guys, I think I left my butter churner in the overhead locker, hah. [to pilots] Floor it!

North says: Hang on guys, I think I left my butter churner in the overhead locker. Floor it!

Casey Connor says: I say we go for the coach. He turned Stan. He's the one. Or do you want to wait for them to come to us?

Marybeth Louise Hutchinson says: Either way we're completely unarmed.

Zeke says: Maybe not. I might have some more skat. In my trunk.

Casey Connor says: In your trunk? In your car? Amongst the aliens? Oh, that's convenient!.

Casey Connor says: In your trunk? In your car? Amongst the aliens? Oh, that's convenient!

Huckleberry Finn says: Personally, I don't see no glory in punchin' an ignorant lardass. But, I gots to!

Frodo Baggins says: How do you go on when in your heart, you begin to understand there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend, some hurts that go too deep that have taken hold.

Frodo Baggins says: How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend, some hurts that go too deep that have taken hold.

Frodo Baggins says: I think we should get off the road. Get off the road! Quick!

Samwise Gamgee says: Do you remember the taste of strawberries?

Frodo Baggins says: No Sam...I can't recall the taste of food, nor the sound of water, or the touch of grass.

Frodo Baggins says: It's gone. It's done.

Samwise Gamgee says: Yes, Mr. Frodo. It's over now. *Lava erupts around the two Hobbits*

Frodo Baggins says: I can see the Shire... the Brandywine River... Bag End... Gandalf's fireworks... the lights in the Party Tree.

Samwise Gamgee says: Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I was married to someone, it would've been her. *sniffling* It would've been her. *sobbing*

Frodo Baggins says: I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.

Frodo Baggins says: I wish the ring had never come to me, I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf says: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for us to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that's been given us.

Matt Buckner says: I was studying history

Matt Buckner says: I was studying history.

Pete Dunham says: I teach history!

Matt Buckner says: you teach?

Matt Buckner says: You teach?

Pete Dunham says: yes, cheeky slag

Pete Dunham says: Yes, cheeky slag.

#9 says: I was right! You did send him out to die!

#1 says: He was old! He was weak!

#5 says: *gasp*

#1 says: Sometimes one must be sacrificed for the good of many.

#7 says: You coward!

Frodo Baggins says: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf says: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Frodo Baggins says: We are bound to an errand of secrecy. Those who claim to oppose the enemy would do well not to hinder us.

Faramir says: The enemy? (Looks at dead soldier) His sense of duty was no greater than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is. Where he came from and if he really was evil at heart. What lies or threats drove him on this long march from home. Would he not rather have stayed there...in peace? War will make corpses of us all. Bind their hands.

Faramir says: The enemy? [looks at dead soldier] His sense of duty was no greater than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is. Where he came from and if he really was evil at heart. What lies or threats drove him on this long march from home. Would he not rather have stayed there...in peace? War will make corpses of us all. Bind their hands.

Frodo Baggins says: I can see the Shire. The Brandywine River, Bag End, Gandalf's fireworks, the lights in the party tree.

Samwise Gamgee says: Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I was to marry someone, it would have been her. (Sobs) It would have been her!

Samwise Gamgee says: Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I was to marry someone, it would have been her. [sobs] It would have been her!

Frodo Baggins says: I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.

Samwise Gamgee says: I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales.

Frodo Baggins says: What?

Samwise Gamgee says: I wonder if people will ever say, 'let's hear about Frodo and the Ring' and they'll say, 'yes, it's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy. The most famousest of Hobbits and that's saying a lot'.

Frodo Baggins says: Ha, you've left out one of the chief characters: 'Samwise the Brave'. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have gotten far without Sam.

Samwise Gamgee says: Now, Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun. I was being serious.

Frodo Baggins says: So was I.

Frodo Baggins says: Then Frodo kissed Merry and Pippin, and finally to Sam, and went aboard, and the sails were hoisted, and the wind blew, and slowly the ship slipped along des estuary gray and light of the Phial of Galadriel Frodo wore in high scintillation and died. And the ship on the high seas internal west, until at last on a night of rain Frodo felt a fragrance in the air and heard singing coming upon the waters, and he thought that, as in the dream he had in the house of Tom Bombadil, the gray rain curtain was transformed into silver and crystal, and the curtain was opened and appeared before the white beaches, and beyond a distant country to green light a quick sunrise.

Frodo Baggins says: I can not do this, Sam.

Samwise Gamgee says: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we Should not even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really Mattered. Full of darkness and danger, They Were. And Sometimes you did not want to know the end. Because How Could the end be happy? How Could the world go back to the way it was so much bad When had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, This shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And When the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories That stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk In Those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only They Did not. They kept going. Because They Were holding on to something.

Frodo Baggins says: What are we holding on to, Sam?

Samwise Gamgee says: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo ... and it's worth fighting for.

Frodo Baggins says: I'm glad that you're here with me, Samwise Gamgee. Here at the end of all things.

Frodo Baggins says: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf says: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Aragorn says: You draw too much attention to yourself, 'Mister Underhill'. [shoves Frodo into a vacant room]

Frodo Baggins says: What do you want?

Aragorn says: A little more caution from you, that's no trinket you carry.

Frodo Baggins says: I carry nothing.

Aragorn says: Indeed. I can avoid being seen, if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.

Frodo Baggins says: Go back Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone!

Samwise 'Sam' Gamgee says: Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!

Matt Buckner says: What are you talkin' about, baseball is a girl's game? The Red Sox has a guy that pitches the ball over 90 miles per hour!

Pete Dunham says: Who cares? All that means is that he can have a wank faster than you.

Matt Buckner says: You know the best part? It isn't knowing that your friends have your back. It's knowing that you have your friends' back.

Frodo Baggins says: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf says: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Frodo Baggins says: I can't do this, Sam.

Samwise Gamgee says: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

Frodo Baggins says: What are we holding onto, Sam?

Samwise Gamgee says: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.

Huckleberry Finn says: Personally, I don't see no glory in punchin' an ignorant lardass. But, I gots to!

Samwise Gamgee says: Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?

Frodo Baggins says: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil... between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!

Samwise Gamgee says: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!

Frodo Baggins says: I'm glad that you're here with me, Samwise Gamgee. Here at the end of all things.

Frodo Baggins says: This is sting. You've met her before, haven't you, Gollum? Release him or I'll slit your throat.

Samwise Gamgee says: You go ahead and eat that, Mr. Frodo. I've rationed it. There should be enough.

Frodo Baggins says: For what?

Samwise Gamgee says: The journey home.

Mumble says: "People thought I was weird too."

Mumble says: People thought I was weird too.

Memphis says: The word triumph starts with try and ends with?

Mumble says: ...Umph?

Memphis says: Thatâ??s right, a great big UMPH!

Memphis says: That's right, a great big UMPH!

Memphis says: Whatcha doing there, boy?

Mumble says: I'm happy, Pa.

Memphis says: Whatcha doing with your feet?

Mumble says: They're happy, too.

Mumble says: "Hey doofus."

Mumble says: Hey doofus.

Frodo Baggins says: You're late

Gandalf says: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.

Mumble says: But how will I know which one is my mama?

Memphis says: Oh, you'll know. She's got a wiggle in her walk, and a giggle in her talk. And when she sings, it darn near breaks your heart.

North says: Hang on guys, I think I left my butter churner in the overhead locker, ha ha, (to pilots) Floor it!

North says: Hang on guys, I think I left my butter churner in the overhead locker, hah. [to pilots] Floor it!

Samwise Gamgee says: Throw it in the fire! What are you waiting for? Just let it go!

Samwise Gamgee says: TGo on! Now! Throw it in the fire! [Frodo stares at the ring, the ring whispers to him]

Frodo Baggins says: The ring is mine!

Samwise Gamgee says: What are you waiting for? Just let it go! [Frodo turns and looks at Sam]

Frodo Baggins says: Noo!

Frodo Baggins says: The ring is mine. [He snaps the chain and approaches the ring to his finger]

Frodo Baggins says: No... no... [Frodo slips the ring on and vanishes] NO!

#5 says: (about #1) A group must have a leader.

#5 says: [about #1] A group must have a leader.

#9 says: But what if he's wrong?

#9 says: [Upon seeing #5's corpse] NO!!!

#9 says: [upon seeing #5's corpse] No!

Frodo Baggins says: You're late.

Gandalf says: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Frodo Baggins says: What are we holding onto, Sam?

Samwise Gamgee says: That there's some good in this world, Mr Frodo......and it's worth fighting for.

Samwise Gamgee says: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.

Frodo Baggins says: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Frodo Baggins says: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf says: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Gandalf says: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.

Samwise Gamgee says: What are you waiting for?! Throw it in the fire!!!

Samwise Gamgee says: What are you waiting for?! Throw it in the fire!

Frodo Baggins says: The Ring is mine... *puts the ring on and becomes invisible*

Frodo Baggins says: The Ring is mine. [puts the ring on and becomes invisible]

Samwise Gamgee says: NOOO!!!!

Samwise Gamgee says: No!

Frodo Baggins says: I'm going to Mordor alone.

Frodo Baggins says: Go back, Sam. I' m going to Mordor alone.

Samwise 'Sam' Gamgee says: Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!

Samwise 'Sam' Gamgee says: Of course you are. And I'm coming with you.

Casey Connor says: (final lines in the movie) - Things sure have changed, haven't they?

Casey Connor says: (final lines in the movie) Things sure have changed, haven't they?

Zeke says: You both take the drug.

Casey Connor says: (already high) - Ohh...showdown!

Casey Connor says: (already high) Ohh, showdown!

Gabe Santora says: Hey yo, pisswad, you're in my way.

Casey Connor says: I'm sorry. I was breathing here.

Gabe Santora says: Yeah, that's the problem; you're occupying my air, anal probe.

Gabe Santora says: Yeah, that's the problem, you're occupying my air, anal probe.

Delilah Profitt says: Hello Casey. Where you gonna go, huh? The class wuss... eternal little loser who comes to school everyday knowing this is it. You've been labeled "pathetic" since first grade and you're afraid it's going to bleed over for the rest of your life. Well we can stop it Casey. We can help you belong. Isn't that what you really want?

Delilah Profitt says: Hello Casey. Where you gonna go, huh? The class wuss, eternal little loser who comes to school everyday knowing this is it. You've been labeled 'pathetic' since first grade and you're afraid it's going to bleed over for the rest of your life. Well we can stop it Casey. We can help you belong. Isn't that what you really want?

Casey Connor says: Please don't do this Delilah.

Delilah Profitt says: I haven't been this happy since...since...before my dad died. You know you want me Casey. Come on. Let's do it together.

Delilah Profitt says: I haven't been this happy since, since, before my dad died. You know you want me Casey. Come on. Let's do it together.

Casey Connor says: I say we go for the coach. He turned Stan. He's the one. Or do you want to wait for them to come to us?

Marybeth Louise Hutchinson says: Either way we're completely unarmed.

Zeke says: Maybe not. I might have some more skat...In my trunk.

Zeke says: Maybe not. I might have some more skat. In my trunk.

Casey Connor says: In your trunk? In your car? Amongst the aliens? Oh, that's convenient.

Zeke says: (about the drug) - Sniff it.

Zeke says: (about the drug) Sniff it.

Casey Connor says: You're out of your fu**ing mind!

Zeke says: I'm about to take my chances. I leave for five minutes, and when I come back everyone's a fu**ing alien. Now, if I have to Men in Black your ass, you're gonna fu**ing take it!

Zeke says: (about the drugs) - Stan, take it.

Zeke says: (about the drugs) Stan, take it.

Stan Rosado says: No way, you're taking it!

Casey Connor says: (laughing and obviously high) - You're taking it!

Casey Connor says: (laughing and obviously high) You're taking it!

Stan Rosado says: (Stan picks up gun and points it at Casey) - What the hell is wrong with him?

Stan Rosado says: (Stan picks up gun and points it at Casey) What the hell is wrong with him?

Zeke says: Nothing's wrong with him. He's tweaking you a**hole! Let him fu**ing tweak!

Casey Connor says: (laughing) - Tweak! Tweak!

Casey Connor says: (laughing) Tweak! Tweak!

Marybeth Louise Hutchinson says: You know in my world Casey, there were limitless oceans as far as the eye could see. Beautiful, huh? Till it started to dry out. So I escaped, came here, and I met you, all of you, and all of you were different from the others. You were lost and lonely, just like me. And I thought that maybe I could give you a taste of my world. A world without anger, without fear, without attitude. Where the underachiever goes home at night to parents who care. The jock can be smart, the ugly duckling beautiful, and the class wuss doesn't have to live in terror. The new girl - well - the new girl she can just fit right in with anybody. People who are just like her. You see Casey, even Mary-Beth's feelings can be hurt by a bunch of pathetic, lost, little outcasts who truly believe that their disaffected lonely life is the only way they can survive. I can make you a part of something so special Casey, so perfect, so fearless...Don't you want that, Casey?

Marybeth Louise Hutchinson says: You know in my world Casey, there were limitless oceans as far as the eye could see. Beautiful, huh? Till it started to dry out. So I escaped, came here, and I met you, all of you, and all of you were different from the others. You were lost and lonely, just like me. And I thought that maybe I could give you a taste of my world. A world without anger, without fear, without attitude. Where the underachiever goes home at night to parents who care. The jock can be smart, the ugly duckling beautiful, and the class wuss doesn't have to live in terror. The new girl - well - the new girl she can just fit right in with anybody. People who are just like her. You see Casey, even Mary-Beth's feelings can be hurt by a bunch of pathetic, lost, little outcasts who truly believe that their disaffected lonely life is the only way they can survive. I can make you a part of something so special Casey, so perfect, so fearless. Don't you want that, Casey?

Casey Connor says: I'd rather be afraid!

Marybeth Louise Hutchinson says: Fine. Alright. Have it your way! 'Cause this is where your land of fiction gets it right: we win. End of story!

Zeke says: (laughing on drugs, and talking about Delilah) - Is she always this much fun, man?

Zeke says: (laughing on drugs, and talking about Delilah) Is she always this much fun, man?

Stan Rosado says: (laughing, on drugs) - Sometimes she can be a real bitch.

Stan Rosado says: (laughing, on drugs) Sometimes she can be a real bitch.

Casey Connor says: (laughing, and gives Stan a high five) - Oh Oooooh, yeah!

Casey Connor says: (laughing, and gives Stan a high five) Oh Oooooh, yeah!

Zeke says: (about sniffing the drug) - Casey!

Zeke says: (about sniffing the drug) Casey!

Casey Connor says: Why me first?

Zeke says: It's your birthright, man. Just fu**ing take it.

Stan Rosado says: Let's go alien for a second. Why here? Why Ohio?

Casey Connor says: Cause if you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House Independence Day style...or sneak in through the backdoor?

Casey Connor says: Cause if you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House Independence Day style or sneak in through the backdoor?

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: You know what, Casey, it's fiction. Okay? - It's science fiction.

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: You know what, Casey, it's fiction. Okay? It's science fiction.

Casey Connor says: Everybody gets hung up on the science part, which has nothing to do with it. They're getting at us through the fiction.

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: So, aliens have just been setting us up over the years, creating this happy little make-believe existence...with their E.T. and their Men In Black movies...just so that nobody would believe it if it really happened?

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: So, aliens have just been setting us up over the years, creating this happy little make-believe existence with their E.T. and their Men In Black movies, just so that nobody would believe it if it really happened?

Casey Connor says: I think so. Yeah...You're not buying this, are you?

Casey Connor says: I think so. Yeah, You're not buying this, are you?

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: No, I'm not...But it's kind of cool.

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: No, I'm not. But it's kind of cool.

Casey Connor says: Everybody's been acting really strange, especially the faculty.

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: Tell me about it. It's like they've all turned into fu**ing pod people...or something.

Casey Connor says: Into what people?

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. A small town was taken over by aliens...That was a joke.

Casey Connor says: Look, what if it really happened?

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: What if that really happened?

Casey Connor says: I think something's taking over our school.

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: The Body Snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library.

Casey Connor says: So is Schindler's List. All fiction is based on some truth, right? What does Miss Burke teach us in English 101? Write what you know. How do we know this writer guy...Jack Finney, didn't encounter aliens in his high school...which led him to write a book about an alien invasion?

Casey Connor says: So is Schindler's List. All fiction is based on some truth, right? What does Miss Burke teach us in English 101? Write what you know. How do we know this writer guy, Jack Finney, didn't encounter aliens in his high school which led him to write a book about an alien invasion?

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: Your conspiracy theory is flawed.

Casey Connor says: How so?

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: Jack Finney's The Body Snatchers is a blatant rip-off...of The Puppet Masters by Robert Heinlein. So you can completely disregard that entire work.

Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell says: Jack Finney's The Body Snatchers is a blatant rip-off, of The Puppet Masters by Robert Heinlein. So you can completely disregard that entire work.

Casey Connor says: The point is they're here, they've been here and they're here again.

Casey Connor says: Look, you saw it. Mrs. Brummel was dead. They attacked Nurse Harper.

Delilah Profitt says: "They"? Who are "they"? Casey, we don't even know who "they" are.

Delilah Profitt says: 'They'? Who are 'they'? Casey, we don't even know who 'they' are.

Casey Connor says: You can be such a...

Casey Connor says: You can be such a...

Delilah Profitt says: What?

Casey Connor says: Pretty cool human being when you're not being a first-class, grade-A bitch.

Delilah Profitt says: You hitting on me, Casey?

Casey Connor says: No. No. I just think you can be cool. Sometimes...this not being one of them.

Casey Connor says: No. No. I just think you can be cool. Sometimes, this not being one of them.

Casey Connor says: Why do you rag on me so much? What did I do?

Delilah Profitt says: Nothing. It's just your fate. You're that geeky Stephen King kid. There's one of you in every school.

Casey Connor says: It must really blow being you.

Stan Rosado says: You have no idea.

Casey Connor says: I don't think a person should run unless he's being chased.

Coach Joe Willis says: "Being chased."...I like that.

Coach Joe Willis says: 'Being chased.' I like that.