
Jason Schwartzman
Highest Rated: 94% Klaus (2019)
Lowest Rated: 10% Slackers (2002)
Birthday: Jun 26, 1980
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA
Despite being a part of a Hollywood legacy, actor Jason Schwartzman squarely earned his own regard as an actor with his knack for thoughtful, melancholy characters with a dry sense of humor. His unique screen presence was apparent from his debut as an oddly adult prep school student in Wes Anderson's "Rushmore" (1998). After the release of that critical darling, he would reteam repeatedly with the director, even co-scripting "The Darjeeling Limited" (2007). Schwartzman also had supporting roles in a mainstream studio films, but his sensibility leaned towards more inventive, character-driven projects like, "I (Heart) Huckabees" (2004), in which he played an idealistic young activist, and "Shopgirl" (2005), Steve Martin's novella adaptation that pitted Schwartzman as a ragtag roadie and aspiring artist against Martin as the sophisticated older man vying for the love of a woman. Schwartzman also found creative success as a musician with the indie band Phantom Planet and as a composer whose work appeared on well-known film and television soundtracks. His first outing as a television cast member was short-lived but he found more success when he was cast in the lead in HBO's "Bored to Death" (HBO, 2009-), a quirky comedy well tailored to the actor's talent for frustrated artists with an offbeat, intellectual charm.
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
Movies
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65% | 30% | Wine Country | Devon (Character) | - | 2019 |
94% | 96% | Klaus | Jesper (Voice) | - | 2019 |
74% | 43% | Between Two Ferns: The Movie | Himself (Character) | - | 2019 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | To Plant a Flag | Astronaut (Character) | - | 2018 |
67% | 38% | Golden Exits | Buddy (Character) | $37.5K | 2017 |
66% | 49% | The Polka King | Unknown (Character) | - | 2017 |
67% | 48% | Dreamland | Peter (Character) | - | 2016 |
85% | 55% | My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea | Dash (Voice) | $57.3K | 2016 |
78% | 44% | 7 Chinese Brothers | Larry (Character) | - | 2015 |
82% | 54% | The Overnight | Kurt (Character) | $1.1M | 2015 |
71% | 68% | Big Eyes | Ruben (Character) | $14.5M | 2014 |
92% | 86% | The Grand Budapest Hotel | M. Jean (Character) | $59.1M | 2014 |
82% | 54% | Listen Up Philip | Philip Lewis Friedman (Character) | $137.6K | 2014 |
77% | 49% | Teenage | Executive Producer | $19.5K | 2013 |
79% | 84% | Saving Mr. Banks | Richard Sherman (Character) | $83.3M | 2013 |
19% | 39% | Goats | Original Music | - | 2012 |
16% | 26% | A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III | Kirby Star (Character) | - | 2012 |
82% | 84% | Scott Pilgrim vs. the World | Gideon Graves (Character) | $31.5M | 2010 |
18% | 14% | The Marc Pease Experience | Marc Pease (Character) | $2.6K | 2009 |
93% | 85% | Fantastic Mr. Fox | Ash (Voice) | $21M | 2009 |
69% | 48% | Funny People |
Mark (Character), Original Music |
$51.8M | 2009 |
69% | 78% | The Darjeeling Limited |
Jack (Character), Screenwriter |
$11.9M | 2007 |
74% | 57% | Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story | Ringo Starr (Character) | $18.3M | 2007 |
No Score Yet | 76% | Hotel Chevalier | Unknown (Character) | - | 2007 |
57% | 56% | Marie Antoinette | Louise XVI (Character) | $16M | 2006 |
60% | 58% | Shopgirl | Jeremy Kraft (Character) | $10.3M | 2005 |
25% | 28% | Bewitched | Ritchie (Character) | $62.3M | 2005 |
63% | 75% | I Heart Huckabees | Albert Markovsky (Character) | $12.8M | 2004 |
10% | 50% | Slackers | Ethan (Character) | $4.8M | 2002 |
50% | 36% | Simone | Minton (Character) | $9.7M | 2002 |
37% | 75% | Spun | Ross (Character) | $410.2K | 2002 |
66% | 69% | CQ | Felix DeMarco (Character) | $411K | 2001 |
89% | 91% | Rushmore | Max J. Fisher (Character) | $17.1M | 1998 |
TV
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93% | 85% | Fargo | Josto Fadda (Character) | 2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Good Morning America | Guest | 2020 |
No Score Yet | 33% | The Late Late Show With James Corden | Guest | 2015-2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Access Daily | Guest | 2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Entertainment Studios.TV | Guest | 2019 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Lip Sync Battle | Contestant | 2019 |
77% | 61% | Neo Yokio | Arcangelo Corelli (Voice) | 2017-2018 |
94% | 91% | Mozart in the Jungle | Executive Producer | 2018 2014-2016 |
No Score Yet | 73% | Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later | Greg (Character) | 2017 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Sesame Street | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2017 2011 |
No Score Yet | 35% | Late Night With Seth Meyers | Guest | 2015 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Today | Guest | 2015 2010 |
No Score Yet | 52% | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon | Guest | 2014-2015 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Conan | Guest | 2013-2015 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The View | Guest | 2015 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Last Call With Carson Daly | Guest | 2014 |
No Score Yet | 100% | The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson | Guest | 2013-2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Live! With Kelly and Michael | Guest | 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Overheard With Evan Smith | Guest | 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Larry King Now | Guest | 2013 |
No Score Yet | 91% | Comedy Bang! Bang! | Guest | 2013 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Jimmy Kimmel Live! | Guest | 2013 2009-2010 2007 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Late Night With Jimmy Fallon |
Unknown (Character), Guest |
2011-2013 2009 |
No Score Yet | 80% | Drunk History | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2013 |
93% | 89% | Parks and Recreation | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2013 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | CBS This Morning | Guest | 2012 |
79% | 81% | Bored to Death | Jonathan Ames (Character) | 2009-2011 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Live With Regis and Kelly | Guest | 2010 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | ES.TV | Guest | 2009-2010 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Bonnie Hunt Show | Guest | 2009 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Made in Hollywood: Teen Edition | Guest | 2009 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Kickin' It: With Byron Allen | Guest | 2009 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Late Night With Conan O'Brien | Guest | 2007 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Cracking Up | Ben Baxter (Character) | 2004 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Guest | 2002 |
100% | 96% | Freaks and Geeks | Howie Gelfand (Guest Star) | 2000 |
QUOTES FROM Jason Schwartzman CHARACTERS
Max Fischer says: I can write a hit play. Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself?
Ash says: Wheres my bandit hat!
Larry says: Usually I don't like my work, I tend not to, but I like my boss, so that gives me something to look forward to.
Larry says: Never a good idea. Keying someones car.
Larry says: This is my impersonation of a person from the south upset.
Larry says: You literally sleep all day. It's not good for you to get that much sleep.
Max Fischer says: I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore.
Max Fischer says: Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
P.L. Travers says: What is wrong with his leg?
Richard Morton Sherman says: He got shot.
P.L. Travers says: That's hardly surprising. Can I expect anymore drama from anyone else?
Max Fischer says: Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
Max Fischer says: A kid got his finger blown off during rehearsals.
Max Fischer says: Hello Magnus. I'd have shot you in the other ear, but it got blown off a long time ago.
Max Fischer says: Piranha's are a very tricky species.
Rosemary Cross says: Although, I will say... that Edward has more spark and character, and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body.
Rosemary Cross says: Although, I will say that Edward has more spark, character, and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body.
Max Fischer says: One dead fingernail.
Rosemary Cross says: Right. .. One dead fingernail.
Rosemary Cross says: Right. One dead fingernail.
Max Fischer says: [to Rosemary]: Rushmore was my life, now you are.
Max Fischer says: Rushmore was my life, now you are.
George Harrison says: I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers.
Paul McCartney says: Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up!
Ringo Starr says: I've got a song about an octopus.
John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!
Ash says: I weight less than a slice of bread.
Albert Markovski says: Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.
Cousin Ben says: "I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves - you can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes - do you love each other"
Cousin Ben says: I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves - you can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes - do you love each other?
Max Fischer says: I like your nurses uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn says: These are OR scrubs.
Max Fischer says: 'Oh, are' they?
Cousin Ben says: "You want pop? You want candy? You want a snake-bite kit? Get some money."
Cousin Ben says: You want pop? You want candy? You want a snake-bite kit? Get some money.
Cousin Ben says: Take the carbon. Leave the bible.
Cousin Ben says: I'm keeping the nickels!
Mrs. Fox says: Ash! Let's get cracking!
Ash says: I'm sick.
Mrs. Fox says: Your not sick.
Ash says: I have a temperature.
Mrs. Fox says: You don't have a temperature.
Ash says: I don't wanna go.
Mrs. Fox says: Hurry up, your gonna be late. (Ash walks to get ready)
Mrs. Fox says: Hurry up, your gonna be late. [Ash walks to get ready]
Ash says: I can fight my own fights.
Kristofferson says: No you can`t.
Max Fischer says: I saved Latin. What did YOU ever do?
Francis Whitman says: You don't love me!
Peter Whitman says: Yes, I do!
Jack Whitman says: I love you, too, but I'm going to mace you in the face!
Max Fischer says: You were in Vietnam, right?
Herman Blume says: Yeah.
Max Fischer says: Were you in the shit?
Herman Blume says: Yeah, I was in the shit.
Max Fischer says: Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
Rosemary Cross says: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
Max Fischer says: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
Max Fischer says: i don't give a shit about the baracuda
Max Fischer says: I don't give a shit about the barracuda.
Ringo Starr says: I wrote a song about an octopus
Ringo Starr says: I wrote a song about an octopus.
John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums
John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums.
John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!
Mrs. Fox says: I know what it's like to feel different.
Ash says: I'm not different, am I?
Mrs. Fox says: We all are -- him especially -- but thereâ??s something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
Mrs. Fox says: We all are -- him especially -- but there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
Ash says: What's the 'K' for?
Agnes says: It's for pep.
Ash says: Pep? It's a 'K'!
Agnes says: We're going steady.
Ash says: I'm here to rescue you.
Kristofferson says: I've got mixed feelings about that.
Ash says: Am I getting better, Coach?
Coach Skip says: Well, you're sure as cuss not getting any worse.
Ash says: What's that stand for?
Agnes says: Huh? Uh, it for...it's for "Pep."
Agnes says: Huh? Uh, it for... it's for 'Pep.'
Ash says: Pep? It's a "K."
Ash says: Pep? It's a 'K.'
Agnes says: ...we're going steady.
Agnes says: We're going steady.
Max Fischer says: I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
Max Fischer says: Harvard is my safety.
Max Fischer says: My safety's Harvard.
Herman Blume says: She's my Rushmore.
Max Fischer says: I know. She was mine too.
Gideon Graves says: Hey buddy!
Scott Pilgrim says: Save it. (Takes jacket off) You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it.
Scott Pilgrim says: Save it. [Takes jacket off] You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it.
Gideon Graves says: Scotty, you can cheat on all the ladies you like... but you can't cheat death.
Ash says: He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You guys think I can never do anything! Well, maybe you're right.
Ash says: He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You think I'm no good at anything! Well maybe your right thanks!
Ash says: You're supposed to be my lab partner.
Agnes says: I am your lab partner.
Ash says: No you're not. You're disloyal.
Gideon Graves says: You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!
Ramona Flowers says: (Walks up to Gideon)
Gideon Graves says: Oh yeah, that's my girl.
Ramona Flowers says: (Leans in towards Gideon) Let's both be girls. (Knees him in the crotch)
Dr. Peter Flynn says: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer says: O.R. they?
Max Fischer says: O, R they?
Gideon Graves says: Game Over!
Gideon Graves says: Scotty you can cheat on these ladies all you like, but you can't cheat death
Gideon Graves says: Scotty you can cheat on these ladies all you like, but you can't cheat death.
Jack Whitman says: I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.
Ash says: There's alot of attitudes going around here. Don't make me get one.
Kristofferson says: It's just-
Ash says: Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed. I'll just crawl under the bookcase. Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
Kristofferson says: Never mind.
Ash says: Oh, you gonna pout about it? 'Cause I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine!