Jason Schwartzman

Highest Rated: 93% Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

Lowest Rated: 10% Slackers (2002)

Birthday: Jun 26, 1980

Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA

Relatives of famous people rarely have the chops to overcome nepotism cries, but Jason Schwartzman, nephew of Francis Ford Coppola, is one actor who does.Schwartzman was born June 26, 1980, to producer Jack Schwartzman and actress Talia Shire, the latter best known as Rocky Balboa's love interest Adrian. He graduated from the Windwood School in 1999 and continued to live with his mom and two brothers at their home in the Los Angeles area.Chosen at the tail end of an exhausting casting search, Schwartzman burst into the film industry with his deft, hilarious portrayal of chronic overachiever Max Fischer in Wes Anderson's critically acclaimed Rushmore (1998). Since then, the young actor kept a low profile, opting to spend time with his band Phantom Planet, which recorded an album for Epic Records. Keeping with his geek-chic nature, he also chose small, quirky roles in television, such as his guest appearance as a slimy fake-ID dealer on NBC's tragically short-lived series Freaks and Geeks or his work in spoofs for the 1999 MTV Movie Awards.He maintained his credibility in the independent scene during the next couple of years, appearing in Spun, and acting in his cousin Roman Coppola's CQ. After a role on the short-lived, though critically acclaimed, Fox sitcom Cracking Up in 2003, Schwartzman began kicking his film career into high gear. After a role in the quirky 2004 David O. Russell ensemble comedy I Heart Huckabees, the young actor appeared in 2005's big-screen version of Bewitched with Will Ferrell. He then played a lovable slacker in the intimate, critically acclaimed dramedy Shopgirl, appearing with Claire Danes and Steve Martin, who wrote the novella that the script was adapted from. In 2006, Schwartzman joined the cast of his cousin Sophia Coppola's biopic Marie Antoinette, playing French king Louis XVI opposite star Kirsten Dunst. Then in 2007, he re-teamed with Wes Anderson, starring in and co-writing The Darjeeling Limited, a film about three brothers taking a soul-searching train ride through India. The film got mixed reviews, but reception to it was positive overall, setting Schwartzman up nicely for his next film, The Marc Pease Experience, in which he played the title role of a former high-school musical star who's stuck living in the past.He voiced the role of Ash in Fantastic Mr. Fox in 2009 which turned out to be a busy year for him as he co-starred in Funny People, and became the star of the HBO comedy Bored to Death. He had a brief but memorable turn in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in 2010, and two years later he teamed up with Anderson yet again in Moonrise Kingdom.

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Filmography

MOVIES

		CREDIT
No Score Yet	Klaus	Actor	2019
67%	Golden Exits	Actor	2018
84%	My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea	Dash	2017
65%	The Polka King	Mickey	2017
67%	Dreamland	Peter	2016
70%	A Very Murray Christmas	Actor	2015
75%	7 Chinese Brothers	Larry	2015
82%	The Overnight	Kurt	2015
73%	Big Eyes	Ruben	2014
84%	Listen Up Philip	Philip Lewis Friedman	2014
76%	Teenage	Executive Producer	2014
91%	The Grand Budapest Hotel	M. Jean	2014
79%	Saving Mr. Banks	Richard Morton Sherman	2013
16%	A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III	Kirby Star	2013
No Score Yet	The Adventurer's Handbook	Actor	2013
No Score Yet	Catch My Disease (Ben Lee: Catch My Disease)	Actor	2012
93%	Moonrise Kingdom	Cousin Ben	2012
No Score Yet	Fight For Your Right Revisited	Van Gogh	2011
81%	Scott Pilgrim vs. the World	Gideon Graves	2010
No Score Yet	Scott Pilgrim vs The Animation	Actor	2010
92%	Fantastic Mr. Fox	Ash	2009
18%	The Marc Pease Experience	Marc Pease	2009
68%	Funny People	Mark Taylor Jackson	2009
No Score Yet	The Heart Is a Drum Machine	Actor	2009
74%	Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story	Ringo Starr -- uncredited	2007
69%	The Darjeeling Limited	Jack Screenwriter	2007
No Score Yet	Hotel Chevalier	Jack Whitman	2007
55%	Marie Antoinette	King Louis XVI	2006
60%	Shopgirl	Jeremy Kraft	2005
24%	Bewitched	Ritchie	2005
63%	I Heart Huckabees	Albert Markovski	2004
37%	Spun	Ross	2003
10%	Slackers	Ethan	2002
51%	Simone	Milton	2002
66%	CQ	Felix de Marco	2002
89%	Rushmore	Max Fischer	1998

TV

		CREDIT
65%	Neo Yokio 2017-2018	Voice Arcangelo Corelli	2018 2017
No Score Yet	The Late Late Show With James Corden 2015-2018	Guest	2018 2017 2016
94%	Mozart in the Jungle 2014-2018	Creator Screenwriter Director	2018 2016 2015 2014
No Score Yet	Sesame Street 1969	Appearing Super Chef	2017 2011
No Score Yet	Late Night With Seth Meyers 2014	Guest	2015
No Score Yet	The View 1997	Guest	2015
No Score Yet	The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 2014	Guest	2015 2014
No Score Yet	Conan 2010	Guest	2015 2014 2013 2010
No Score Yet	Last Call With Carson Daly 2007	Guest	2014
No Score Yet	Sesame Street 2014		2014
No Score Yet	Drunk History 2013		2013
No Score Yet	Jimmy Kimmel Live 2003	Guest	2013
60%	Out There 2013	Voice	2013
92%	Parks and Recreation 2009-2015	Dennis Lerpiss	2013
No Score Yet	The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson 2005-2014	Guest	2013
No Score Yet	Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 2009-2014	Guest	2013 2009
79%	Bored to Death 2009-2011	Jonathan Ames	2011 2010 2009
No Score Yet	The Tonight Show With Jay Leno 1992-2014	Guest	2010
No Score Yet	The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2003	Performer	2009

QUOTES FROM Jason Schwartzman CHARACTERS

Max Fischer

I can write a hit play. Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself?

Ash	Wheres my bandit hat!

Larry

Usually I don't like my work, I tend not to, but I like my boss, so that gives me something to look forward to.

Larry

Never a good idea. Keying someones car.

Larry

This is my impersonation of a person from the south upset.

Larry

You literally sleep all day. It's not good for you to get that much sleep.

Max Fischer

I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore.

Max Fischer

Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.

P.L. Travers	What is wrong with his leg?
Richard Morton Sherman	He got shot.
P.L. Travers	That's hardly surprising. Can I expect anymore drama from anyone else?

Max Fischer

Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.

Max Fischer

A kid got his finger blown off during rehearsals.

Max Fischer

Hello Magnus. I'd have shot you in the other ear, but it got blown off a long time ago.

Max Fischer

Piranha's are a very tricky species.

Rosemary Cross	Although, I will say... that Edward has more spark and character, and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body.
Rosemary Cross	Although, I will say that Edward has more spark, character, and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body.
Max Fischer	One dead fingernail.
Rosemary Cross	Right. .. One dead fingernail.
Rosemary Cross	Right. One dead fingernail.

Max Fischer	[to Rosemary]: Rushmore was my life, now you are.
Max Fischer	Rushmore was my life, now you are.

George Harrison	I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers.
Paul McCartney	Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up!
Ringo Starr	I've got a song about an octopus.
John Lennon	Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!

Ash	I weight less than a slice of bread.

Albert Markovski

Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.

Cousin Ben	"I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves - you can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes - do you love each other"
Cousin Ben	I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves - you can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes - do you love each other?

Max Fischer	I like your nurses uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn	These are OR scrubs.
Max Fischer	'Oh, are' they?

Cousin Ben	"You want pop? You want candy? You want a snake-bite kit? Get some money."
Cousin Ben	You want pop? You want candy? You want a snake-bite kit? Get some money.

Cousin Ben

Take the carbon. Leave the bible.

Cousin Ben

I'm keeping the nickels!

Mrs. Fox	Ash! Let's get cracking!
Ash	I'm sick.
Mrs. Fox	Your not sick.
Ash	I have a temperature.
Mrs. Fox	You don't have a temperature.
Ash	I don't wanna go.
Mrs. Fox	Hurry up, your gonna be late. (Ash walks to get ready)
Mrs. Fox	Hurry up, your gonna be late. [Ash walks to get ready]

Ash	I can fight my own fights.
Kristofferson	No you can`t.

Max Fischer

I saved Latin. What did YOU ever do?

Francis Whitman	You don't love me!
Peter Whitman	Yes, I do!
Jack Whitman	I love you, too, but I'm going to mace you in the face!

Max Fischer	You were in Vietnam, right?
Herman Blume	Yeah.
Max Fischer	Were you in the shit?
Herman Blume	Yeah, I was in the shit.

Max Fischer

Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.

Rosemary Cross	Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
Max Fischer	It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.

Max Fischer	i don't give a shit about the baracuda
Max Fischer	I don't give a shit about the barracuda.

Ringo Starr	I wrote a song about an octopus
Ringo Starr	I wrote a song about an octopus.
John Lennon	Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums
John Lennon	Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums.
John Lennon	Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!

Mrs. Fox	I know what it's like to feel different.
Ash	I'm not different, am I?
Mrs. Fox	We all are -- him especially -- but thereâ??s something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
Mrs. Fox	We all are -- him especially -- but there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?

Ash	What's the 'K' for?
Agnes	It's for pep.
Ash	Pep? It's a 'K'!
Agnes	We're going steady.

Ash	I'm here to rescue you.
Kristofferson	I've got mixed feelings about that.

Ash	Am I getting better, Coach?
Coach Skip	Well, you're sure as cuss not getting any worse.

Ash	What's that stand for?
Agnes	Huh? Uh, it for...it's for "Pep."
Agnes	Huh? Uh, it for... it's for 'Pep.'
Ash	Pep? It's a "K."
Ash	Pep? It's a 'K.'
Agnes	...we're going steady.
Agnes	We're going steady.

Max Fischer

I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

Max Fischer	Harvard is my safety.
Max Fischer	My safety's Harvard.

Herman Blume	She's my Rushmore.
Max Fischer	I know. She was mine too.

Gideon Graves	Hey buddy!
Scott Pilgrim	Save it. (Takes jacket off) You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it.
Scott Pilgrim	Save it. [Takes jacket off] You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it.

Gideon Graves

Scotty, you can cheat on all the ladies you like... but you can't cheat death.

Ash	He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You guys think I can never do anything! Well, maybe you're right.
Ash	He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You think I'm no good at anything! Well maybe your right thanks!

Ash	You're supposed to be my lab partner.
Agnes	I am your lab partner.
Ash	No you're not. You're disloyal.

Gideon Graves

You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!

Ramona Flowers	(Walks up to Gideon)
Gideon Graves	Oh yeah, that's my girl.
Ramona Flowers	(Leans in towards Gideon) Let's both be girls. (Knees him in the crotch)

Dr. Peter Flynn	These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer	O.R. they?
Max Fischer	O, R they?

Gideon Graves	Game Over!
Gideon Graves	Scotty you can cheat on these ladies all you like, but you can't cheat death
Gideon Graves	Scotty you can cheat on these ladies all you like, but you can't cheat death.

Jack Whitman

I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.

Ash	There's alot of attitudes going around here. Don't make me get one.
Kristofferson	It's just-
Ash	Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed. I'll just crawl under the bookcase. Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
Kristofferson	Never mind.
Ash	Oh, you gonna pout about it? 'Cause I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine!