Jason Segel

Jason Segel

Highest Rated: 95% The Muppets (2011)

Lowest Rated: 10% Slackers (2002)

Birthday: Jan 18, 1980

Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA

A gifted comic actor with a knack for playing neurotic or easily agitated types, Jason Segel first caught the attention of television audiences as a unabashedly lovelorn high schooler in Judd Apatow's cult series "Freaks and Geeks" (NBC, 1999-2000). He soon became a regular member of Apatow's repertory company for films and television, appearing in memorable supporting roles in the short-lived "Undeclared" (Fox, 2001-02) and the blockbuster hit "Knocked Up" (2007), before graduating to a lead in the 2008 comedy "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," which he also wrote. Segel also scored on television as the eccentric lawyer-in-trainer Marshall Eriksen on the comedy "How I Met Your Mother" (CBS, 2005-2014), a popular sitcom that ran for nine seasons. During his time on the show, Segel was able to star in movies, co-starring with Paul Rudd in "I Love You, Man" (2009), Jack Black in "Gulliver's Travels" (2010), Cameron Diaz in "Bad Teacher" (2011) and Ed Helms in "Jeff, Who Lives at Home" (2011). By the time he co-wrote and co-starred in his dream project "The Muppets" (2011), Segel had himself well-positioned as a multifaceted threat capable of translating his talents into a wide array of projects.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
68% 60% Come Sunday Henry (Character) - 2018
45% 43% The Discovery Will (Character) - 2017
92% 81% The End of the Tour David Foster Wallace (Character) $3M 2015
16% 33% Sex Tape Jay (Character),
Screenwriter,
Executive Producer
$38.5M 2014
No Score Yet 14% 40 Jason (Character) - 2013
51% 50% This Is 40 Jason (Character) $67.5M 2012
63% 51% The Five-Year Engagement Tom Solomon (Character),
Screenwriter,
Executive Producer
$28.6M 2012
44% 36% Bad Teacher Russell Gettis (Character) $100.3M 2011
77% 62% Jeff, Who Lives at Home Jeff (Character) $4.2M 2011
95% 80% The Muppets Gary (Character),
Screenwriter,
Executive Producer
$88.6M 2011
20% 27% Gulliver's Travels Horatio (Character) $42.8M 2010
81% 82% Despicable Me Vector (Voice) $251.5M 2010
83% 74% I Love You, Man Sydney Fife (Character) $71.3M 2009
83% 76% Forgetting Sarah Marshall Peter Bretter (Character),
Screenwriter
$62.9M 2008
90% 83% Knocked Up Jason (Character) $148.7M 2007
52% 67% Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny Frat Boy 1 (Character) $8.3M 2006
No Score Yet 46% The Good Humor Man Smelly Bob (Character) - 2004
No Score Yet 51% Lollilove Jason (Character) - 2004
92% 76% 11:14 Leon (Character) - 2003
10% 51% Slackers Sam (Character) $4.8M 2002
63% 89% SLC Punk Mike (Character) $299.2K 1999
15% 55% Dead Man on Campus Kyle (Character) $15.1M 1998

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Home Movie: The Princess Bride Fezzik (Character) 2020
86% 72% Dispatches From Elsewhere Peter (Character),
Executive Producer,
Director,
Writer
2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2020 2017-2018 2014-2015 2012 2009-2010
No Score Yet 40% The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Guest 2020 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet The View Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden Guest 2017 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet On Story Guest 2017
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2017 2014-2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show Guest 2014-2015 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2014-2015 2010
No Score Yet 26% Late Night With Seth Meyers Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live! With Kelly and Michael Guest 2014-2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Colbert Report Guest 2014
No Score Yet 75% Late Show With David Letterman Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet etalk Guest 2014 2011 2009
83% 83% How I Met Your Mother Marshall Erikson (Character) 2005-2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Inside the Actors Studio Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Talk Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2009-2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS This Morning Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood Guest 2011-2012 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Q With Jian Ghomeshi Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Rachael Ray Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet LIVE with Kelly Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Host 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live With Regis and Kelly Guest 2009-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Early Show Guest 2009-2010
No Score Yet 62% Family Guy Marshall Eriksen (Guest Voice) 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainers: With Byron Allen Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kickin' It: With Byron Allen Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.com Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lyons & Bailes Reel Talk Guest 2008
No Score Yet 84% CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Neil Jansen (Guest Star) 2004-2005
85% 88% Alias Sam Hauser (Guest Star) 2005
93% 100% Undeclared Unknown (Guest Star) 2001-2002
100% 96% Freaks and Geeks Nick Andopolis (Character) 1999-2000

QUOTES FROM Jason Segel CHARACTERS

Jay says: It's a game.. Called breaking in and entering

Jay says: It's a game..called breaking in and entering.

Vector says: Oh poop.

Jay says: Siri, how do you give CPR, to a dog?

Gary says: So you guys aren't getting back together?

Kermit says: [sadly] No.

Kermit says: No.

Mary says: This is going to be a really short movie.

Jeff says: I watched signs again last night.

Vector says: Curse you tiny toilet!

Jay says: I'm going to be there to rear your child.

Jason says: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!

Jason says: I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it.

Ben Stone says: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.

Jason says: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.

Jason says: You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head.

Surfing Instructor says: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?

Peter Bretter says: Yeah, probably.

Jason says: What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The Smell.

Jason says: What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell.

Edith says: What are you warming up for?

Vector says: Stuff.

Margo says: What sort of stuff?

Vector says: Super cool stuff you wouldn't understand.

Agnes says: Like sleeping?

Vector says: They are not pyjamas!

Agnes says: Why are you wearing pyjamas?

Vector says: This aren't pyjamas! Is a warm up suit.

Peter Klaven says: She was pretty hot.

Sydney Fife says: Ya, I fucked her.

Vector says: You wanted to see me dad.

Mr. Perkins says: Oh yes, come in Victor.

Vector says: Actually, Victor was my nerd name. [Stands up] Now its Vector!

Mr. Perkins says: Sit down!

Tom says: I want to be alone, but I want you here.

Jeff says: I told you I dont believe in fighting.

Pat says: Oh yeah, because your a pussy.

Jeff says: Was Gandhi a pussy?

Jeff says: Everyone and Everything is interconnected in the universe. Stay pure of heart and you will see the signs. Follow the signs and you will find your destiny.

Walter says: Wow Gary, I think it's so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles! I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years!

Gary says: Well, yeah, Mary wanted to do something really special for our 10th anniversary, and she's always wanted to go to Los Angeles!

Walter says: Make sure and send me a postcard from the muppet studios!

Vector says: Curse you, tiny toilet!

Jeff says: This Porsche is tiny.

Pat says: The Porsche is normal sized--you're a Sasquatch.

Jeff says: Are those workout gloves?

Pat says: Uh, I don't think so, they came with the car, so...

Jeff says: Shit is alive!

Gary says: Life's a fillet o' fish.

Gary says: Yes it is!

Jeff says: You ever feel like you were waiting for ever to figure out what your destiny is?

Gary says: "I'm a muppety man"

Gary says: I'm a muppety man.

Gary says: Mary! Surprise! I figured out why you were mad at...[realizes she's gone]...me.

Gary says: Mary! Surprise! I figured out why you were mad at... [realizes she's gone] ...me.

Peter Bretter says: Oh, wedding in Hawaii! Real original!

Gary says: "It's time to light the lights."

Gary says: It's time to light the lights.

Gary says: Growing up is becoming who you want to be.

Gary says: Am I a man or a muppet?

Gary says: I'm a Muppet of a Man

Gary says: I'm a muppet of a man.

Gary says: Sooner or later you have to believe in yourself

Gary says: Sooner or later you're going to have to believe in yourself..

Brian says: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Peter Bretter says: You shall not pass!

Russell Gettis says: It's the only argument I need Shawn!

Russell Gettis says: Twilight, What did we talk about in class? Don?t throw at her. Throw through her.

Russell Gettis says: Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Don't throw it at her, throw it through her.

Russell Gettis says: Hey do want to go out some time?

Elizabeth says: Are you still a gym teacher?

Russell Gettis says: Yeah.

Elizabeth says: Then fuck off.

Russell Gettis says: Okay. That went awesome.

Elizabeth says: Sign my yearbook?

Russell Gettis says: Hold my balls.

Russell Gettis says: Hold my ball sack.

Sydney Fife says: HI.

Sydney Fife says: Hi.

Hailey says: I'm good. I know you didn't ask but I'm good.

Sydney Fife says: Okay.

Hailey says: Just in case you were going to ask.

Sydney Fife says: I will see you there, or I will see you on another time

Sydney Fife says: I will see you there, or I will see you on another time.

Peter Klaven says: I will see you there, or I will see you on another time.

Peter Klaven says: Okay...now I'm confused. I don't know whether you're coming or not.

Peter Klaven says: That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not.

Sydney Fife says: That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not.

Sydney Fife says: No, I'll be there.

Peter Klaven says: No, I'll be there.

Sydney Fife says: This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.

Jason says: She looks really... smart.

Jason says: She looks really, smart.

Pete says: You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth

Pete says: You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother, Gabe Ruth

Sydney Fife says: I love you bro Montana.

Vector says: When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!