Joel Murray

Joel Murray

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

94% The Bill Murray Stories: Life Lessons Learned from a Mythical Man Actor 2018
39% The Last Word Joel Mueller $1.8M 2017
No Score Yet The Bill Murray Experience Himself 2017
85% Lamb Wilson $14.5K 2016
62% Mr. Pig (Sr. Pig) Actor 2016
24% 7 Minutes Uncle Pete 2015
65% Bloodsucking Bastards Ted 2015
No Score Yet Party Central Don 2014
28% Jobs Computer Professor $16.2M 2013
80% Monsters University Don $260.4M 2013
18% Lay the Favorite Darren $21.5K 2012
67% God Bless America Frank $77.8K 2012
95% The Artist Policeman Fire $44.7M 2011
No Score Yet Mending Fences Actor 2009
No Score Yet The Tiffany Problem Actor 2008
52% Hatchet Shapiro 2006
No Score Yet 25 Years Of Improv Comedy Actor 2006
74% This Old Cub Actor 2004
53% The Cable Guy Basketball Player 1996
No Score Yet Only You Bert 1992
38% Shakes the Clown Milkman 1992
No Score Yet Elvis Stories Paul 1989
70% Scrooged Guest 1988
60% One Crazy Summer George 1986

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

81% The Big Bang Theory
2007
Director Doug
  • 2017
  • 2008
No Score Yet 2 Broke Girls
2011-2017
Director Producer
  • 2016
No Score Yet Mike & Molly
2010-2016
Dr. Jeffries
  • 2016
  • 2015
57% The McCarthys
2014-2015
Ray
  • 2015
91% The Leftovers
2014-2017
George Brevity George
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Last Man Standing
2011
Director
  • 2014
94% Mad Men
2007-2015
Guest Freddy Rumson Fred Rumsen Freddy Rumsen
  • 2014
  • 2010
  • 2008
  • 2007
63% Two and a Half Men
2003-2015
Petey Nick
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2009
  • 2007
No Score Yet CSI: Miami
2002-2012
George Olsen
  • 2012
66% Desperate Housewives
2004-2012
Alan
  • 2012
96% It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
2005
Andrew Kane
  • 2012
No Score Yet Shameless USA
2011
  • 2012
  • 2011
90% Shameless
2011
Eddie Eddie Jackson
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
42% Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior
2011
Medical Examiner
  • 2011
No Score Yet My Boys
2006-2010
  • 2010
No Score Yet Cold Case
2003-2010
Bobby Kent
  • 2008
No Score Yet Criminal Minds
2005
Attorney General
  • 2008
No Score Yet Malcolm in the Middle
2000-2006
Larry
  • 2003
No Score Yet Dharma & Greg
1997-2002
Pete Pete Cavanaugh
  • 2002
  • 2001
  • 2000
  • 1999
  • 1998
  • 1997
No Score Yet The Drew Carey Show
1995-2004
Bob
  • 2001
No Score Yet Love & War
1992-1995
Ray
  • 1995
  • 1994
  • 1993
  • 1992
No Score Yet Blossom
1991-1995
Doug
  • 1992
80% Grand
1990
Norris Weldon
  • 1990
40% Pacific Station
1992
Capt. Kenny Epstein

QUOTES FROM Joel Murray CHARACTERS

Frank
I really hate this country.
Roxy
That's why we're moving to France.
Roxy
Come on Frank, let's dance.
Frank
I don't dance.
Roxy
Come on , I'll lead.
Office Staff
I doubt that.
Frank
I don't care, I'm just glad he's dead.
Roxy
This is more fun than killing yourself, right?
Frank
I don't know. Yeah I guess.
Frank
You're one pretty girl.
Don
Want to join Oozma Kappa?
Squishy
We've got cake.
Don
Just think of us as brothers that share the same mom/wife! Wait, that's worse...
Don
Just think of us as brothers that share the same mom wife! Wait, that's worse.
Frank
Yeah that's a fuckin' tragady
Frank
Yeah that's a fuckin' tragedy.
Frank
Why have a civilization if we are no longer interested in being civilized
Frank
Why have a civilization if we are no longer interested in being civilized.
Frank
What's wrong with Glee?
Roxy
It stereotypes and homogenizes homosexuals. Plus, it ruined Rocky Horror forever.
Frank
I hate guys that buy hundred thousand dollar cars and then drive them 10 miles slower than the speed limit. MAO!
Roxy
Wow! Look at all these people.
Frank
Yeah. I wish I had an AK-47.
Frank
I only kill people who deserve to die.
Roxy
So you can kill a teenager, just not fuck one?
Frank
Yeah.
Frank
[after finishing shooting practice] You did a good job.
Roxy
I have a good coach. That and I was pretending the targets were the cast of Glee.
Frank
Are you A.D.D. 'Juno'
Roxy
Yes. I have A.D.D. And don't you ever call me fucking 'Juno' again.
Frank
That's one of the problems of your generation. You can't enjoy anything unless it was recorded. You were there. You lived it. Isn't that enough of an experience? I mean, next time you want to remember something, instead of taking out your cell phone, why don't you take a picture of it with your brain camera? I mean, when I was your age, nobody tweeted, yet we managed to have experiences. You know, a phone was attached to a wall back at the house. It didn't have a camera.
Frank
(after shooting teddy bears for target practice) You did a good job.
Frank
[after shooting teddy bears for target practice] You did a good job.
Roxy
Thanks. I had a great teacher. (pause) That, and I pretended they were the cast of Glee.
Roxy
Thanks. I had a great teacher. [pause] That, and I pretended they were the cast of Glee.
Frank
What's wrong with Glee?
Roxy
They stereotype and homogenize homosexuals. Plus they've ruined Rocky Horror forEVER!!
Roxy
They stereotype and homogenize homosexuals. Plus they've ruined Rocky Horror forEVER!
Chloe
If you want the car just take it. My parents bought me the wrong one anyways.
Frank
Yeah, that's a fucking shame.
Frank
I know it's not normal to want to kill people but I am no longer normal.
Frank
I would defend their freedom of speech if I thought it was in jeopardy. I would defend their freedom of speech to tell uninspired, bigoted, blowjob, gay-bashing, racist and rape jokes all under the guise of being edgy, but that's not the edge. That's what sells. They couldn't possibly pander any harder or be more commercially mainstream, because this is the "Oh no, you didn't say that!" generation, where a shocking comment has more weight than the truth. No one has any shame anymore, and we're supposed to celebrate it. I saw a woman throw a used tampon at another woman last night on network television, a network that bills itself as "Today's Woman's Channel". Kids beat each other blind and post it on Youtube. I mean, do you remember when eating rats and maggots on Survivor was shocking? It all seems so quaint now. I'm sure the girls from "2 Girls 1 Cup" are gonna have their own dating show on VH-1 any day now. I mean, why have a civilization anymore if we no longer are interested in being civilized?
Frank
I would defend their freedom of speech if I thought it was in jeopardy. I would defend their freedom of speech to tell uninspired, bigoted, blowjob, gay-bashing, racist and rape jokes all under the guise of being edgy, but that's not the edge. That's what sells. They couldn't possibly pander any harder or be more commercially mainstream, because this is the 'Oh no, you didn't say that!' generation, where a shocking comment has more weight than the truth. No one has any shame anymore, and we're supposed to celebrate it. I saw a woman throw a used tampon at another woman last night on network television, a network that bills itself as 'Today's Woman's Channel'. Kids beat each other blind and post it on Youtube. I mean, do you remember when eating rats and maggots on Survivor was shocking? It all seems so quaint now. I'm sure the girls from '2 Girls 1 Cup' are gonna have their own dating show on VH-1 any day now. I mean, why have a civilization anymore if we no longer are interested in being civilized?
Roxy
Who you're killing next? Do you take requests? Because I was thinking maybe some Kardashians, my gym coach. People who give high fives. Really, any jock. Twihards. People who talk about punk rock. Who else really rips my cock off?
Frank
Get off the bed!
Roxy
Oh, Mormons and other religious assholes who won't let gay people be married. And adult women who call their tits the girls.
Frank's Boss
Frank: [On the air] My name is Frank. That's not important. The important question is: who are you? America has become a cruel and vicious place. We reward the shallowest, the dumbest, the meanest and the loudest. We no longer have any common sense of decency. No sense of shame. There is no right and wrong. The worst qualities in people are looked up to and celebrated. Lying and spreading fear is fine as long as you make money doing it. We've become a nation of slogan-saying, bile-spewing hatemongers. We've lost our kindness. We've lost our soul. What have we become? We take the weakest in our society, we hold them up to be ridiculed, laughed at for our sport and entertainment. Laughed at to the point, where they would literally rather kill themselves than live with us anymore.
Frank
[On the air] My name is Frank. That's not important. The important question is: who are you? America has become a cruel and vicious place. We reward the shallowest, the dumbest, the meanest and the loudest. We no longer have any common sense of decency. No sense of shame. There is no right and wrong. The worst qualities in people are looked up to and celebrated. Lying and spreading fear is fine as long as you make money doing it. We've become a nation of slogan-saying, bile-spewing hatemongers. We've lost our kindness. We've lost our soul. What have we become? We take the weakest in our society, we hold them up to be ridiculed, laughed at for our sport and entertainment. Laughed at to the point, where they would literally rather kill themselves than live with us anymore.
Frank
Why have a civilization anymore if we no longer are interested in being civilized?
Frank
I hate when people use the word actually. Like, are you actually putting that gun to your head.
Frank
[I hate] People who say namaste.
Roxy
What's that?
Frank
It's an indian greeting the hippies stole.
Frank
I hate my neighbors. The constant cacophony of stupidity that pours from their apartment is absolutely soul crushing
Frank
I hate my neighbors. The constant cacophony of stupidity that pours from their apartment is absolutely soul crushing.
Frank
Are you really goin' to take up both of those parking spaces?