Joel Murray

Joel Murray

Highest Rated: 95% The Bill Murray Stories: Life Lessons Learned from a Mythical Man (2018)

Lowest Rated: 18% Lay the Favorite (2012)

Birthday: Apr 17, 1963

Birthplace: Not Available

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
20% Holiday Hell Chris 2019
95% The Bill Murray Stories: Life Lessons Learned from a Mythical Man Actor 2018
40% The Last Word Joel Mueller $1.8M 2017
No Score Yet The Bill Murray Experience Himself 2017
85% Lamb Wilson $14.5K 2016
62% Mr. Pig (Sr. Pig) Actor 2016
24% 7 Minutes Uncle Pete 2015
65% Bloodsucking Bastards Ted 2015
No Score Yet Party Central Don 2014
28% Jobs Computer Professor $16.2M 2013
80% Monsters University Don $260.4M 2013
18% Lay the Favorite Darren $21.5K 2012
66% God Bless America Frank $77.8K 2012
95% The Artist Policeman Fire $44.7M 2011
No Score Yet Mending Fences Actor 2009
No Score Yet The Tiffany Problem Actor 2008
53% Hatchet Shapiro 2006
No Score Yet 25 Years Of Improv Comedy Actor 2006
74% This Old Cub Actor 2004
53% The Cable Guy Basketball Player 1996
No Score Yet Only You Bert 1992
38% Shakes the Clown Milkman 1992
No Score Yet Elvis Stories Paul 1989
70% Scrooged Guest 1988
56% One Crazy Summer George 1986

TV

Credit
81% The Big Bang Theory
2007-2019
Doug Screenwriter Director 2017
2008
No Score Yet 2 Broke Girls
2011-2017
Producer Director 2016
No Score Yet Mike & Molly
2010-2016
Dr. Jeffries 2016
2015
57% The McCarthys
2014-2015
Ray 2015
91% The Leftovers
2014-2017
George Brevity George 2015
2014
No Score Yet Last Man Standing
2011
Director 2014
94% Mad Men
2007-2015
Guest Freddy Rumson Fred Rumsen Freddy Rumsen 2014
2010
2008
2007
63% Two and a Half Men
2003-2015
Petey Nick 2013
2012
2009
2007
No Score Yet CSI: Miami
2002-2012
George Olsen 2012
72% Desperate Housewives
2004-2012
Alan 2012
96% It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
2005-2019
Andrew Kane 2012
No Score Yet Shameless USA
2011
2012
2011
85% Shameless
2011
Eddie Eddie Jackson 2012
2011
2010
42% Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior
2011
Medical Examiner 2011
No Score Yet My Boys
2006-2010
2010
No Score Yet Cold Case
2003-2010
Bobby Kent 2008
No Score Yet Criminal Minds
2005
Attorney General 2008
No Score Yet Still Standing
2002-2006
Fitz Danny `Fitz' Fitzsimmons Director 2006
2005
2004
2003
No Score Yet Malcolm in the Middle
2000-2006
Larry 2003
83% John Doe
2002-2003
Dante Langenhan 2002
No Score Yet Baby Blues
2000-2002
Voice 2002
2000
No Score Yet Dharma & Greg
1997-2002
Pete Pete Cavanaugh 2002
2001
2000
1999
1998
1997
No Score Yet The Drew Carey Show
1995-2004
Bob 2001
No Score Yet Love & War
1992-1995
Ray 1995
1994
1993
1992
No Score Yet Blossom
1991-1995
Doug 1992
80% Grand
1990
Norris Weldon 1990
40% Pacific Station
1992
Capt. Kenny Epstein

QUOTES FROM Joel Murray CHARACTERS

Frank says: I really hate this country.

Roxy says: That's why we're moving to France.

Roxy says: Come on Frank, let's dance.

Frank says: I don't dance.

Roxy says: Come on , I'll lead.

Office Staff says: I doubt that.

Frank says: I don't care, I'm just glad he's dead.

Roxy says: This is more fun than killing yourself, right?

Frank says: I don't know. Yeah I guess.

Frank says: You're one pretty girl.

Don says: Want to join Oozma Kappa?

Squishy says: We've got cake.

Don says: Just think of us as brothers that share the same mom/wife! Wait, that's worse...

Don says: Just think of us as brothers that share the same mom wife! Wait, that's worse.

Frank says: Yeah that's a fuckin' tragady

Frank says: Yeah that's a fuckin' tragedy.

Frank says: Why have a civilization if we are no longer interested in being civilized

Frank says: Why have a civilization if we are no longer interested in being civilized.

Frank says: What's wrong with Glee?

Roxy says: It stereotypes and homogenizes homosexuals. Plus, it ruined Rocky Horror forever.

Frank says: I hate guys that buy hundred thousand dollar cars and then drive them 10 miles slower than the speed limit. MAO!

Roxy says: Wow! Look at all these people.

Frank says: Yeah. I wish I had an AK-47.

Frank says: I only kill people who deserve to die.

Roxy says: So you can kill a teenager, just not fuck one?

Frank says: Yeah.

Frank says: [after finishing shooting practice] You did a good job.

Roxy says: I have a good coach. That and I was pretending the targets were the cast of Glee.

Frank says: Are you A.D.D. 'Juno'

Roxy says: Yes. I have A.D.D. And don't you ever call me fucking 'Juno' again.

Frank says: That's one of the problems of your generation. You can't enjoy anything unless it was recorded. You were there. You lived it. Isn't that enough of an experience? I mean, next time you want to remember something, instead of taking out your cell phone, why don't you take a picture of it with your brain camera? I mean, when I was your age, nobody tweeted, yet we managed to have experiences. You know, a phone was attached to a wall back at the house. It didn't have a camera.

Frank says: (after shooting teddy bears for target practice) You did a good job.

Frank says: [after shooting teddy bears for target practice] You did a good job.

Roxy says: Thanks. I had a great teacher. (pause) That, and I pretended they were the cast of Glee.

Roxy says: Thanks. I had a great teacher. [pause] That, and I pretended they were the cast of Glee.

Frank says: What's wrong with Glee?

Roxy says: They stereotype and homogenize homosexuals. Plus they've ruined Rocky Horror forEVER!!

Roxy says: They stereotype and homogenize homosexuals. Plus they've ruined Rocky Horror forEVER!

Chloe says: If you want the car just take it. My parents bought me the wrong one anyways.

Frank says: Yeah, that's a fucking shame.

Frank says: I know it's not normal to want to kill people but I am no longer normal.

Frank says: I would defend their freedom of speech if I thought it was in jeopardy. I would defend their freedom of speech to tell uninspired, bigoted, blowjob, gay-bashing, racist and rape jokes all under the guise of being edgy, but that's not the edge. That's what sells. They couldn't possibly pander any harder or be more commercially mainstream, because this is the "Oh no, you didn't say that!" generation, where a shocking comment has more weight than the truth. No one has any shame anymore, and we're supposed to celebrate it. I saw a woman throw a used tampon at another woman last night on network television, a network that bills itself as "Today's Woman's Channel". Kids beat each other blind and post it on Youtube. I mean, do you remember when eating rats and maggots on Survivor was shocking? It all seems so quaint now. I'm sure the girls from "2 Girls 1 Cup" are gonna have their own dating show on VH-1 any day now. I mean, why have a civilization anymore if we no longer are interested in being civilized?

Frank says: I would defend their freedom of speech if I thought it was in jeopardy. I would defend their freedom of speech to tell uninspired, bigoted, blowjob, gay-bashing, racist and rape jokes all under the guise of being edgy, but that's not the edge. That's what sells. They couldn't possibly pander any harder or be more commercially mainstream, because this is the 'Oh no, you didn't say that!' generation, where a shocking comment has more weight than the truth. No one has any shame anymore, and we're supposed to celebrate it. I saw a woman throw a used tampon at another woman last night on network television, a network that bills itself as 'Today's Woman's Channel'. Kids beat each other blind and post it on Youtube. I mean, do you remember when eating rats and maggots on Survivor was shocking? It all seems so quaint now. I'm sure the girls from '2 Girls 1 Cup' are gonna have their own dating show on VH-1 any day now. I mean, why have a civilization anymore if we no longer are interested in being civilized?

Roxy says: Who you're killing next? Do you take requests? Because I was thinking maybe some Kardashians, my gym coach. People who give high fives. Really, any jock. Twihards. People who talk about punk rock. Who else really rips my cock off?

Frank says: Get off the bed!

Roxy says: Oh, Mormons and other religious assholes who won't let gay people be married. And adult women who call their tits the girls.

Frank's Boss says: Frank: [On the air] My name is Frank. That's not important. The important question is: who are you? America has become a cruel and vicious place. We reward the shallowest, the dumbest, the meanest and the loudest. We no longer have any common sense of decency. No sense of shame. There is no right and wrong. The worst qualities in people are looked up to and celebrated. Lying and spreading fear is fine as long as you make money doing it. We've become a nation of slogan-saying, bile-spewing hatemongers. We've lost our kindness. We've lost our soul. What have we become? We take the weakest in our society, we hold them up to be ridiculed, laughed at for our sport and entertainment. Laughed at to the point, where they would literally rather kill themselves than live with us anymore.

Frank says: [On the air] My name is Frank. That's not important. The important question is: who are you? America has become a cruel and vicious place. We reward the shallowest, the dumbest, the meanest and the loudest. We no longer have any common sense of decency. No sense of shame. There is no right and wrong. The worst qualities in people are looked up to and celebrated. Lying and spreading fear is fine as long as you make money doing it. We've become a nation of slogan-saying, bile-spewing hatemongers. We've lost our kindness. We've lost our soul. What have we become? We take the weakest in our society, we hold them up to be ridiculed, laughed at for our sport and entertainment. Laughed at to the point, where they would literally rather kill themselves than live with us anymore.

Frank says: Why have a civilization anymore if we no longer are interested in being civilized?

Frank says: I hate when people use the word actually. Like, are you actually putting that gun to your head.

Frank says: [I hate] People who say namaste.

Roxy says: What's that?

Frank says: It's an indian greeting the hippies stole.

Frank says: I hate my neighbors. The constant cacophony of stupidity that pours from their apartment is absolutely soul crushing

Frank says: I hate my neighbors. The constant cacophony of stupidity that pours from their apartment is absolutely soul crushing.

Frank says: Are you really goin' to take up both of those parking spaces?