John Stockwell

John Stockwell

Highest Rated: 80% Cheaters (2000)

Lowest Rated: 0% Armed Response (2017)

Birthday: Mar 25, 1961

Birthplace: Not Available

Born John Samuels. Lead actor, onscreen from Losin' It (1983).

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
0% Armed Response Director 2017
41% Kickboxer: Vengeance Director 2016
No Score Yet Countdown Director 2016
71% Kid Cannabis Screenwriter 2014
37% In the Blood Director 2014
No Score Yet Cat Run 2 Director 2014
11% Breaking The Girls David Layton 2013
0% Dark Tide Director 2012
50% Seal Team 6: The Raid on Osama Bin Laden Director 2012
36% Code Name: Geronimo Director 2012
20% Cat Run Director 2011
No Score Yet Middle of Nowhere Actor Producer Director 2008
No Score Yet Ride the Wake Actor 2008
18% Turistas (Paradise Lost) Male Backpacker Producer Director $7M 2006
21% Into the Blue Screenwriter Director $18.5M 2005
61% Blue Crush Director Screenwriter $40.2M 2002
53% Rock Star Screenwriter $16.6M 2001
63% Crazy/Beautiful Director $16.2M 2001
80% Cheaters Director Screenwriter 2000
40% Breast Men Screenwriter Robert Renaud 1997
No Score Yet The Nurse Jack Martin 1997
40% Stag Victor Mallick 1997
74% Nixon Staffer No. 1 1995
No Score Yet Aurora: Operation Intercept (Operation Intercept) Andy Aldrich 1995
No Score Yet I Shot a Man in Vegas Grant 1995
No Score Yet Born to Ride Jack Hassler 1991
No Score Yet The Eyes Of The Panther Actor 1990
No Score Yet Billionaire Boys Club Actor 1987
No Score Yet Under Cover Director Screenwriter 1987
No Score Yet Radioactive Dreams Phillip Chandler 1986
10% Dangerously Close Screenwriter Randy McDevitt 1986
55% Top Gun Cougar 1986
No Score Yet City Limits Lee 1985
14% My Science Project Michael Harlan 1985
No Score Yet Quarterback Princess Scott Massey 1983
38% Eddie and the Cruisers Keith Livingston 1983
71% Christine Dennis Guilder 1983
20% Losin' It Spider 1983
67% So Fine Jim 1981

TV

Credit
54% The L Word
2004-2009
Himself Director 2009
2008
2007
No Score Yet Friday the 13th: The Series
1987-1990
1989
1988

QUOTES FROM John Stockwell CHARACTERS

Dennis Guilder says: That's funny, 'cause I heard that it was totaled.

Arnie Cunningham says: Well, after I swept up the broken glass, it wasn't too bad.

Dennis Guilder says: A real hero could have saved Arnie.

Arnie Cunningham says: Let me tell you a little something about love Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything-- friendship, family. It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have. You know when someone believes in you man, you can do any FU**ING THING in the ENTIRE universe...and when you believe RIGHT BACK at that someone...THEN WATCH OUT WORLD, 'cause nobody could stop you then, NOBODY! EVER!

Arnie Cunningham says: Let me tell you a little something about love Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything, friendship, family. It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have. You know when someone believes in you man, you can do any fu**ing thing in the entire universe, and when you believe right back at that someone. THEN WATCH OUT WORLD, 'cause nobody could stop you then, NOBODY! EVER!

Dennis Guilder says: And you feel this way about Leigh?

Arnie Cunningham says: (laughs) - What? F**k, no! I'm talking about Christine, man. No shitter ever came between me and Christine.

Arnie Cunningham says: (laughs) What? f**k, no! I'm talking about Christine, man. No shitter ever came between me and Christine.

Dennis Guilder says: I'm scared for you, for what's happened to you. It's this fu**ing car.

Arnie Cunningham says: I know you're jealous. But we'll always be friends as long as you stick with me. And you know what happens to shitters who don't.

Dennis Guilder says: No. What does happen?

Arnie Cunningham says: Well let's not kid each other Dennis.

Dennis Guilder says: Who are the shitters?

Arnie Cunningham says: ...All of 'em.

Arnie Cunningham says: All of 'em.

Dennis Guilder says: (about Leigh Cabot dating Arnie) - She just happens to be the most beautiful girl in the whole school.

Dennis Guilder says: (about Leigh Cabot dating Arnie) She just happens to be the most beautiful girl in the whole school.

Arnie Cunningham says: Well, it's not what you think. No I really...respect her mind. And...She lusts after my body. What can I say?

Arnie Cunningham says: Well, it's not what you think. No I really, respect her mind. And, she lusts after my body. What can I say?

Regina Cunningham says: (talking about Arnie) - You're his best friend. What's going on?

Regina Cunningham says: (talking about Arnie) You're his best friend. What's going on?

Dennis Guilder says: I don't know. I hardly see him anymore.

Regina Cunningham says: Neither do we...Ever since he bought that car he's been obsessed with it. And you know what else? When we signed the registration papers at Town Hall...they told us the man who owned that car last...died in it of carbon monoxide poisoning.

Regina Cunningham says: Neither do we...Ever since he bought that car he's been obsessed with it. And you know what else? When we signed the registration papers at Town Hall, they told us the man who owned that car last died in it, of carbon monoxide poisoning.

Dennis Guilder says: Jesus. Does Arnie know about that?

Regina Cunningham says: Arnie doesn't know much of anything anymore.

Arnie Cunningham says: (sees Dennis approaching his him, in Arnie's yard) - Oh sh*t!

Arnie Cunningham says: (sees Dennis approaching his him, in Arnie's yard) Oh sh*t!

Dennis Guilder says: Greetings to you too.

Dennis Guilder says: Arnie would've never bought that car if he known somebody died in it.

George LeBay says: Either you're dumber than you look or you don't know your friend very well. He had the same look in his eye my brother always had. Probably the only thing my brother ever loved in his whole rotten life was that car. No shitter ever came between him and Christine IF THEY DID...watch out. He had a five-year-old daughter choke to death in it. He wouldn't get rid of her. He just rode around, radio blaring, without a care in the world, except for Christine. Only time l ever interfered with it was when Rita killed herself.

George LeBay says: Either you're dumber than you look or you don't know your friend very well. He had the same look in his eye my brother always had. Probably the only thing my brother ever loved in his whole rotten life was that car. No shitter ever came between him and Christine if they did, watch out. He had a five-year-old daughter choke to death in it. He wouldn't get rid of her. He just rode around, radio blaring, without a care in the world, except for Christine. Only time l ever interfered with it was when Rita killed herself.

Dennis Guilder says: Who's Rita?

George LeBay says: His wife! He didn't care a rat's ass about her. She died the same way he did. Then l made him get rid of it. For decency, you know? - Of course, the car came back three weeks later.

George LeBay says: His wife! He didn't care a rat's ass about her. She died the same way he did. Then l made him get rid of it. For decency, you know? Of course, the car came back three weeks later.

Dennis Guilder says: What do you mean, "came back"?

Dennis Guilder says: What do you mean, 'came back'?

Dennis Guilder says: What is it about that car?

Arnie Cunningham says: Maybe it's just that for the first time in my life, I found something that's uglier than me.

Will Darnell says: (Arnie pulls the worn out, smoking old Christine into Darnell's Do It Yourself garage) - Kiddo, you sold him that piece of sh*t you ought a be fu**ing ashamed of yourself.

Will Darnell says: (Arnie pulls the worn out, smoking old Christine into Darnell's Do It Yourself garage) Kiddo, you sold him that piece of sh*t you ought a be fu**ing ashamed of yourself.

Dennis Guilder says: I didn't sell it to him. I tried to talk him out of it.

Will Darnell says: You should of tried harder. - I knew a guy who had a car like that once. Fu**ing bastard killed himself in it. Son of a bitch was so mean...if you poured boiling water down his throat...he would have pissed ice cubes.

Will Darnell says: You should of tried harder. I knew a guy who had a car like that once. Fu**ing bastard killed himself in it. Son of a bitch was so mean, if you poured boiling water down his throat he would have pissed ice cubes.

George LeBay says: (talking about the car "Christine") - My a**hole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world...except maybe for pu**y. When he got her, she had six miles on the odometer. Goddamn Roland went through hell and back with Christine.

George LeBay says: (talking about the car "Christine") My a**hole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world...except maybe for pu**y. When he got her, she had six miles on the odometer. Goddamn Roland went through hell and back with Christine.

Dennis Guilder says: If your brother loves this car so much, why is he selling it?

George LeBay says: 'Cause he's stone cold dead, that's why; died six weeks ago.

George LeBay says: 'Cause he's stone cold dead, that's why, died six weeks ago.

Dennis Guilder says: (talking about the car "Christine", after seeing it for the first time) - It's a piece of sh*t Arnie.

Dennis Guilder says: (talking about the car 'Christine', after seeing it for the first time) It's a piece of sh*t Arnie.

Arnie Cunningham says: She could be fixed up. She could. Oh, she could be really tough.

Dennis Guilder says: (talking about the new girl in school) - What's her name?

Dennis Guilder says: (talking about the new girl in school) What's her name?

Bemis says: l don't know. She's in the office. She looks smart...but she's got the body of a slut!

Bemis says: l don't know. She's in the office. She looks smart, but she's got the body of a slut!

Bemis says: (talking about Roseanne to Dennis, as she walks away) - I wouldn't put that in my mouth. - You don't know where it's been.

Bemis says: (talking about Roseanne to Dennis, as she walks away) I wouldn't put that in my mouth. You don't know where it's been.

Dennis Guilder says: Get out of here.

Arnie Cunningham says: (jumps in the conversation; joking with Bemis) But we know where it hasn't been. Hasn't been with you, huh? (Laughs)

Bemis says: (gets annoyed with Arnie) - Ha-ha, Having trouble with your locker?

Bemis says: (gets annoyed with Arnie) Ha-ha, Having trouble with your locker?

Dennis Guilder says: Now that we're gonna be seniors, l figure it's about time...that we got you laid. - You know, like this year, huh?

Dennis Guilder says: Now that we're gonna be seniors, l figure it's about time that we got you laid. You know, like this year, huh?

Arnie Cunningham says: You need a girl to get laid.

Dennis Guilder says: What about Gail Justin?

Arnie Cunningham says: l don't like her mustache.

Dennis Guilder says: Oh f**k you Arnie. I mean, what do you care if you get a little hair in your mouth? - Okay. How about Sally Hayes? She's cute.

Dennis Guilder says: Oh f**k you Arnie. I mean, what do you care if you get a little hair in your mouth? Okay. How about Sally Hayes? She's cute.

Arnie Cunningham says: She's a sophomore!

Dennis Guilder says: So what? She's a walking sperm bank.

Arnie Cunningham says: I don't know.

Dennis Guilder says: Come on.

Arnie Cunningham says: l don't have the minimum deposit to open an account.

Dennis Guilder says: Are you kidding? You carry your life savings between your legs. Come on, Arnie.

Arnie Cunningham says: l think maybe I'll just beat off.

Dennis Guilder says: (talking to Arnie about his mother, in the car) - Are you guys having a war?

Dennis Guilder says: (talking to Arnie about his mother, in the car) Are you guys having a war?

Arnie Cunningham says: She's pissed off 'cause I'm taking shop...My dad too.

Arnie Cunningham says: She's pissed off 'cause I'm taking shop. My dad too.

Dennis Guilder says: It won't embarrass them when you fix their stupid Volvo for free. (Arnie shuts the music off) - What?

Dennis Guilder says: It won't embarrass them when you fix their stupid Volvo for free. (Arnie shuts the music off) What?

Arnie Cunningham says: Last night, we're playing Scrabble. It's neck-and-neck between me and her. We blew my dad away early. So, at the end, l had this choice of ''ratio'' for five lousy points... - or...

Arnie Cunningham says: Last night, we're playing Scrabble. It's neck-and-neck between me and her. We blew my dad away early. So, at the end, l had this choice of 'ratio' for five lousy points, or...

Dennis Guilder says: Or what, Arnie?

Arnie Cunningham says: "Falatio" for the triple word score for 24 points and the game.

Arnie Cunningham says: 'Falatio' for the triple word score for 24 points and the game.

Dennis Guilder says: What did she do?

Arnie Cunningham says: She won by seven points because obscenity's not allowed in Scrabble. And it's in the dictionary!