Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Highest Rated: 93% Looper (2012)

Lowest Rated: 18% The Juror (1996)

Birthday: Feb 17, 1981

Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA

A refreshing antidote to the common Hollywood tale of child actors gone bad, Joseph Gordon-Levitt survived his teen years on a top-rated sitcom and successfully reinvented himself as a formidable adult actor in a string of critically acclaimed independent features. The popular fish-out-of-water sitcom "3rd Rock from the Sun" (NBC, 1996-2001) brought Gordon-Levitt his initial fame, and over five years he earned multiple award nominations for his portrayal of an adult alien leader trapped in the body of a powerless suburban teen. Gordon-Levitt acquiesced to a few teen-oriented movies like "10 Things I Hate About You" (1999), but seamlessly transformed into a well-regarded indie film actor with the dark dramas "Mysterious Skin" (2004) and "The Lookout" (2007), as well as the charming "500 Days of Summer" (2009) and such mainstream fare as "Inception" (2010) and "50/50" (2011). Clearly committed to his craft and willing to take chances, Gordon-Levitt's subtle charm and formidable talent made him one of the most in-demand actors of his generation.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
60% 47% Project Power Frank (Character) - 2020
91% 92% The Trial of the Chicago 7 Richard Schultz (Character) - 2020
70% 53% 7500 Tobias Ellis (Character) - 2019
61% 70% Snowden Edward Snowden (Character) $21.6M 2016
68% 61% The Night Before Ethan (Character) $43M 2015
83% 77% The Walk Philippe Petit (Character) $10.1M 2015
43% 44% Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Johnny (Character) $13.8M 2014
79% 58% Don Jon Jon (Character),
Director,
Screenwriter
$24.5M 2013
88% 85% The Wind Rises Jiro Horikoshi (Voice) - 2013
93% 82% Looper Joe (Character),
Executive Producer
$66.3M 2012
87% 90% The Dark Knight Rises John Blake (Character) $2 2012
89% 81% Lincoln Robert Todd Lincoln (Character) $182.2M 2012
74% 60% Premium Rush Wilee (Character) $20.3M 2012
93% 88% 50/50 Adam (Character) $35M 2011
87% 91% Inception Arthur (Character) $292.6M 2010
24% 19% Elektra Luxx Bert Rodriguez (Character) $10.8K 2010
55% 61% Hesher Hesher (Character) $382.9K 2010
85% 84% (500) Days of Summer Tom (Character) $32.4M 2009
34% 50% G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Commander (Character) $150.2M 2009
33% 28% Killshot Richie Nix (Character) $17K 2009
29% 27% Women in Trouble Bert Rodriguez (Character) - 2009
50% 33% Uncertainty Bobby Thompson (Character) $36.2K 2008
64% 26% Stop-Loss Tommy Burgess (Character) $10.9M 2008
33% 51% Miracle at St. Anna Tim Boyle (Character) $7.9M 2008
87% 74% The Lookout Chris (Character) $4.6M 2007
45% 36% Havoc Sam (Character) - 2005
80% 86% Brick Brendan Frye (Character) $2.1M 2005
19% 38% Shadowboxer Dr. Don (Character) $370.6K 2005
46% 79% Latter Days Ryder (Character) $819.9K 2004
85% 89% Mysterious Skin Neil McCormick (Character) $697.2K 2004
69% 72% Treasure Planet Jim Hawkins (Voice) - 2002
67% 79% Manic Lyle (Character) $70.2K 2001
No Score Yet 56% Forever Lulu Martin Ellsworth (Character) - 2000
No Score Yet 31% Picking Up the Pieces Flaco (Character) - 2000
69% 69% 10 Things I Hate About You Cameron James (Character) $38.2M 1999
53% 49% Halloween H20: 20 Years Later Jimmy Howell (Character) $55M 1998
No Score Yet 66% Sweet Jane Tony (Character) $967 1998
18% 31% The Juror Oliver Laird (Character) $21.8M 1996
No Score Yet 30% Roadflower Rich (Character) - 1995
No Score Yet 18% The Great Elephant Escape Matthew (Character) - 1995
No Score Yet 26% Holy Matrimony Ezekiel (Character) $616.9K 1994
33% 49% Angels in the Outfield Roger Bomman (Character) $50.2M 1994
No Score Yet 46% Switching Parents Gregory Kingsley (Character) - 1993
No Score Yet No Score Yet Partners Unknown (Character) - 1993
80% 83% A River Runs Through It Young Norman (Character) $43.4M 1992
No Score Yet 46% Changes Matt Hallam (Character) - 1991

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Talk Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2020 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live with Kelly and Ryan Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden Guest 2020 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today 3rd Hour Guest 2020
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2020 2015
82% 16% A Little Late With Lilly Singh Guest 2020
No Score Yet 51% Busy Tonight Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2019 2014-2015 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Comedy Central Roast Host 2018
83% 82% James Cameron's Story of Science Fiction Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Running Wild With Bear Grylls Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Drop the Mic Contestant 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dish Nation Guest 2017
85% 88% Comrade Detective Iosif Baciu (Voice) 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Close Up With The Hollywood Reporter Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.TV Guest 2015-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Charlie Rose Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet etalk Guest 2016
No Score Yet 26% Late Night With Seth Meyers Guest 2016
56% 69% Any Given Wednesday With Bill Simmons Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Canada Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet The View Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2015-2016 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet LIVE with Kelly Guest 2016
No Score Yet 40% The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors Guest 2016
64% 72% The Muppets Unknown (Guest Star) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet EP Daily Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2014-2015 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live! With Kelly and Michael Guest 2015 2013
86% 82% The Mindy Project Unknown (Guest Star) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hit Record on TV With Joseph Gordon-Levitt Executive Producer,
Host
2014-2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show Guest 2014-2015 2011-2012
No Score Yet 91% Comedy Bang! Bang! Unknown (Guest Star) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Mixtape by SoulPancake Guest 2014
No Score Yet 75% Late Show With David Letterman Guest 2013-2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Young Hollywood's Greatest Unknown (Character) 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Tavis Smiley Guest 2014
No Score Yet 100% The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson Guest 2013-2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2009-2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Take Part Live Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Katie Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Colbert Report Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet ES.TV Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Host 2012 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Anderson Guest 2011
No Score Yet 93% Numb3ers Unknown (Guest Star) 2005
No Score Yet No Score Yet 3rd Rock From the Sun Tommy Solomon (Character) 1996-2001
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Guest 1999
No Score Yet 75% That '70s Show Unknown (Guest Star) 1998
76% 68% Roseanne George (Guest Star) 1993-1995
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Powers That Be Unknown (Character) 1992-1993
No Score Yet 97% Quantum Leap Kyle (Guest Star) 1991
50% No Score Yet Dark Shadows David Collins/Daniel (Character) 1991

QUOTES FROM Joseph Gordon-Levitt CHARACTERS

Brendan Frye says: You okay to op for me again?

The Brain says: What first, tip the bulls?

Brendan Frye says: No, bulls would gum it. They'd flash their dusty standards at the wide-eyes and probably find some yegg to pin, probably even the right one. But they'd trample the real tracks and scare the real players back into their holes, and if we're doing this I want the whole story. No cops, not for a bit.

Brendan Frye says: You okay to op for me again?

The Brain says: What first, tip the bulls?

Brendan Frye says: No, bulls would gum it. They'd flash their dusty standards at the wide-eyes and probably find some yegg to pin, probably even the right one. But they'd trample the real tracks and scare the real players back into their holes, and if we're doing this I want the whole story. No cops, not for a bit.

Philippe Petit says: This is Impossible. But I am still going to do it.

Philippe Pettit says: People always ask me "why do you risk death"? For me, this is life.

Philippe Pettit says: I was always searching. Looking for the perfect place to hang my wire.

Philippe Pettit says: I was always searching. Looking for the perfect place to hang my wire.

Dr. Don says: Always an adventure with Rose.

Wilee says: When I see a guy in a grey business suit, my age, makes my balls shrivel up into my abdomen.

Barbara Sugarman says: Movies and porn are different, Jon. They give awards for movies.

Jon "Don Jon" Martello Jr. says: They give awards for porn too.

Jon "Don Jon" Martello Jr. says: Who'd you take home, huh?

Danny says: Twos and threes baby. I'm telling you, twos and threes are some open-minded ladies.

Jon "Don Jon" Martello Jr. says: This sound...gets me hard as a fucking rock.

Arthur says: We need a big kick

Mal says: What's a kick?

Eames says: This, darling, is a kick [kicks Arthur]

Eames says: This, darling, is a kick.

Jon Martello says: "There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn."

Jon Martello says: There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn.

Tom says: You're ridiculous. Your favorite Beatle is Ringo.

Summer Finn says: Damn right! Ringo's the best.

Adam says: You're a selfish piece of shit! Care more about getting yourself fucking laid than being my friend!

Brendan Fry says: I can be such a cad sometimes I just hate myself

Brendan Fry says: I can be such a cad sometimes I just hate myself.

Tom says: No! Don't pull that with me! This is not how you treat your friend! Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? Shower sex? Come on! Friends my balls!

Tom says: Do you ever do this, you think back on all the times you've had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again and you look for those first signs of trouble?

Tom says: Look, we don't have to put a label on it. That's fine. I get it. But, you know, I just... I need some consistency.

Tom says: Look, we don't have to put a label on it. That's fine. I get it. But, you know, I just, I need some consistency.

Summer Finn says: I know.

Tom says: I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently.

Summer Finn says: And I can't give you that. Nobody can.

Rachel Hansen says: PMS?

Tom says: What do you know about PMS?

Rachel Hansen says: More than you, Tom

McKenzie says: Hey, don't you have like 20 cards to write by Friday? Hmmm.

Tom says: Nope, all done.

McKenzie says: Really? Well, could you help me with mine? Because I'm running out of ways to say "Congratulations". So far, I've got: "Congrats", "Good job" and "Well done".

Tom says: How about..."Every day you make me proud. But today you get a card."

Tom says: How about, "Every day you make me proud. But today you get a card."

McKenzie says: Shit, that's good!

Tom says: I know.

Rachel Hansen says: Better that you find this out now before you come home and find her in bed with Lars from Norway.

Tom says: Who's Lars from Norway?

Rachel Hansen says: Just some guy she met at the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.

Tom says: You know, my friends are all in love with you. You know, it's like we said. Plenty of other fish in the sea. [Looks at a group of twelve year old girls who wave at him and giggle] Thanks. But, uh, those are guppies.

Tom says: You know, my friends are all in love with you. You know, it's like we said. Plenty of other fish in the sea. Thanks. But, uh, those are guppies.

Rachel Hansen says: [Chuckles] Yeah.

Rachel Hansen says: Yeah.

Tom says: Author's Note: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you Jenny Beckman. Bitch.

Tom says: People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.

Tom says: It's official. I'm in love with Summer. [while Montage of Summer plays] I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her neck. I love it when she sleeps.

Tom says: It's official. I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her neck. I love it when she sleeps.

John Blake says: Well, it's damn good to see him back.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Not everybody agrees.

John Blake says: They'll figure that out in the end.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: You got anything on Bane's whereabouts?

John Blake says: Yeah, I've got five hundred pages of tunnel records and a flashlight. I could use some help, actually.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: You know what? Drop me in Old Town.

John Blake says: When you started, why the mask? .

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: To protect the people closest to me.

John Blake says: Yeah, but you're a loner, right? You didn't have any family.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: There are always people you care about. You just don't realize how much until they're gone. The idea was to be a symbol. Batman could be anybody, that was the point

Adam says: I just want it to be over. I'm so fucking tired of being sick. You know if this surgery doesn't work, it's um...that's it. And I've never, you know, I've never been to fucking Canada. I've never told a girl I loved her. It sounds stupid, doesn't it?

Adam says: I just want it to be over. I'm so fucking tired of being sick. You know if this surgery doesn't work, it's um, that's it. And I've never, you know, I've never been to fucking Canada. I've never told a girl I loved her. It sounds stupid, doesn't it?

Katherine says: no, it doesn't.

Katherine says: No, it doesn't.

Adam says: What is it, like a Doogie Howser or something?

Katherine says: Who?

Adam says: Doogie Howser? Teenage Doctor?

Katherine says: Does he work here?

Arthur says: So, a totem. It's a small object, potentially heavy, something you can have on you all the time...

Ariadne says: What, like a coin?

Arthur says: No, it has to be more unique than that, like - this is a loaded die. [Ariadne reaches out to take the die]

Ariadne says: Nah, I can't let you touch it, that would defeat the purpose. See only I know the balance and weight of this particular loaded die. That way when you look at your totem, you know beyond a doubt you're not in someone else's dream.

John Blake says: Your hands look plenty filthy to me Commissioner.

Adam says: "You're dying dude"

Adam says: You're dying dude.

Wilee says: Hold my log. [takes off on his bike]

Adam says: That's what everyone's been saying. "You will feel better", and "Don't worry", and "this is all fine", and like, it's not.

Adam says: That's what everyone's been saying. 'You will feel better', and 'Don't worry', and 'this is all fine', and like, it's not.

Adam says: She doesn't like to mix negative and positive energy...it's an energy idea.

Alan says: Well I call it a bullshit idea.

Kyle says: Have you got a picture?

Adam says: Why would I be carrying a picture of it?

Adam says: So you're going to sit here for 4 hours?

Arthur says: Now how can I drop you without gravity?

Tom says: It's off.

McKenzie says: What?

Tom says: Me and Summer.

McKenzie says: Was it ever on?

Tom says: No, but it could have been in a world where good things happen to me.

Paul says: Yeah, well that's not really where we live.

John Blake says: You made some mistakes, Miss Kyle.

Arthur says: Give him the kick.

Blake says: You missed a spot.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: If you're working alone, wear a mask.

Blake says: I'm not afraid to be seen standing up to these guys.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: The mask is not for you. It's to protect the people you care about.

Wilee says: Who the hell are you?

Bobby Monday says: Somebody you don't want to f*** with.

Tom says: i liked this girl i loved her,what she do she took a giant shit on my face, literally.

Tom says: I liked this girl.. man I loved her. What did she do? She took a giant shit on my face.

Tom Hansen says: She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.

Alison says: literally...?

Alison says: Literally?

Tom says: not literally that's disgusting jesus what's the matter with you

Tom says: Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus, what's the matter with you?

Tom Hansen says: Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus, what's the matter with you?

Wilee says: I almost got killed three times in the last ten minutes!

Tom says: There's a lot of different stuff you could do..?

Tom says: There's a lot of different stuff you could do?

Summer Finn says: ... Show me.

Summer Finn says: Show me.

Wilee says: Suck it, douchebag.

Jim Hawkins says: [to Silver] Look, don't you get it? I screwed up! I mean, for 2 seconds, I thought that maybe I could do something right, but... AARGH! I just... *sigh* Just forget it. (on the verge of tears) Forget it.

Jim Hawkins says: [to Silver] Look, don't you get it? I screwed up! I mean, for two seconds, I thought that maybe I could do something right, but... AARGH! I just... *sigh* Just forget it. [on the verge of tears] Forget it.

Brendan Fry says: Okay, you got me. I'm a scout. I've been watching your game for about a month, but that story... you clenched it. You've got spirit, kid. When can you get to Minneapolis?

Brendan Fry says: Oh yeah?

Brendan Fry says: Yeah.

Brad Bramish says: Yeah?

Brendan Fry says: There's a thesaurus in the library. 'Yeah' is under Y. Look it up.

Wilee says: Brakes are death!

Deputy Commissioner Foley says: Like a rat in a trap, gentlemen! Veteran Cop: You might have the wrong animal there, sir.

John Blake says: Are you sure it was him?

Gordon says: You sure I can't change your mind about staying in the police force?

John Blake says: You were right, about the structures becoming shackles

John Blake says: You were right, about the structures becoming shackles.

John Blake says: Don't you want to know who he is?

Gordon says: I know exactly who he is; he's The Batman.

Wilee says: I like to ride. Fixed gear. No brakes. Can't stop. Don't want to, either.

Tom says: What happens if you fall in love?

Summer Finn says: Well, you don't believe that, do you?

Tom says: It's love. It's not Santa Clause.

John Blake says: Not a lot of people know what it feels like to be angry, in your bones. I mean, they understand, foster parents, everybody understands, for awhile. Then they want the angry little kid to do something he knows he can't do, move on. So after awhile they stop understanding. They send the angry kid to a boys home. I figured it out too late. You gotta learn to hide the anger, practice smiling in the mirror. It's like putting on a mask.

John Blake says: Those men locked up for eight years in Blackgate, and denied parole under the Dent Act, based on a lie?

Gordon says: Gotham needed a hero...

John Blake says: It needs it now more than ever. You betrayed everything you stood for.

Gordon says: There's a point, far out there when the structures fail you, and the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're... shackles letting the bad guy get ahead. One day... you may face such a moment of crisis. And in that moment, I hope you have a friend like I did, to plunge their hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean!

John Blake says: Your hands look plenty filthy to me, Commissioner.

Bane says: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression; Blackgate Prison, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this man: [holds up a picture of Harvey Dent]

Bane says: Harvey Dent, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice.

John Blake says: [to Gordon, at Blake's apartment] We're just going to keep moving you until we can get you in front of a camera.

Bane says: You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this corrupt city. Let me tell you the truth about Harvey Dent from the words of Gotham's police commissioner, James Gordon. 'The Batman didn't murder Harvey Dent, he saved my boy then took the blame for Harvey's appalling crimes so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. I praised the mad man who tried to murder my own child but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of Gotham with the truth and it is time for me to resign.' And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the corrupt?

Wilee says: Why'd you have to go and ask for me?

Tom says: This is lies. We are liars. Think about it. Why do people buy cards? It's not because they want to say how they feel. People buy cards because they can't say they feel or are afraid to. And we provide the service that let's them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. Let's level with America. Or at least let them speak for themselves. Right?

Wilee says: Sometime or another we all get hit... Sometimes we gotta hit back.

Wilee says: [answering his phone] HELLO!

John Blake says: Hey, thanks.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Don't thank me yet.

John Blake says: Well, I might not get the chance to later.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: If you're going to work alone, wear a mask.

John Blake says: I'm not afraid to be seen standing up to these guys!

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: The mask isn't for you; it's for the people you care about.

Deputy Commissioner Foley says: I want traffic cops, all off-duty, get me every police officer in this town on the Batman now!

John Blake says: Sir, what about the armed robbers?

John Blake says: I showed your picture to the congressman.

Selina Kyle says: Is he still in love?

John Blake says: Oh, head over heals! Pressing charges, though.

Neil McCormick says: And as we sat there listening to the carolers, I wanted to tell Brian it was over now and everything would be okay. But that was a lie, plus, I couldn't speak anyway. I wish there was some way for us to go back and undo the past. But there wasn't. There was nothing we could do. So I just stayed silent and trying to telepathically communicate how sorry I was about what had happened. And I thought of all the grief and sadness and fucked up suffering in the world, and it made me want to escape. I wished with all my heart that we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically... disappear.

McKenzie says: You should turn her into a book.

Tom says: What?

McKenzie says: Arthur Miller said, if you want to understand a woman, you have to turn her into a piece of literature.

Tom says: (laughs) That guy got more sex than me.

Tom says: [laughs] That guy got more sex than me.

John Blake says: "You made some mistakes, Miss Kyle."

John Blake says: You made some mistakes, Miss Kyle.

Selina Kyle says: A girl's gotta eat.

John Blake says: "Well, you got quite an appetite."

John Blake says: Well, you got quite an appetite.

John Blake says: When you cleaned up the streets, you've cleaned them good. Pretty soon we'll be chasing down over-due library books

John Blake says: When you cleaned up the streets, you've cleaned them good. Pretty soon we'll be chasing down over-due library books.

John Blake says: You get to learn to hide the anger, practice smiling in a mirror. Itâ??s like wearing a mask.

John Blake says: You get to learn to hide the anger, practice smiling in a mirror. It's like wearing a mask.

Arthur says: Give me a kiss.

Ariadne says: (kisses him) They're still coming.

Ariadne says: [kisses him] They're still coming.

Arthur says: Worth a shot.

Gordon says: What's your name son?

John Blake says: Blake sir.

Gordon says: You have something you wanna ask me Officer Blake?

John Blake says: It was about that night, this night...8 years ago, the night Dent died. The last confirm sighting of the Batman. He murders those people, takes down two swat teams, breaks Dent's neck...and just vanishes.

Gordon says: I'm not hearing the question son.

John Blake says: Don't you wanna know who he was?

Gordon says: I know exactly who he was.......he was the Batman.

The Pin says: Like I said he asked for my lunch money first.. good thing I brown bagged it.

Brendan Frye says: Like I said he asked for my lunch money first.. good thing I brown bagged it.

John Blake says: Is there anything you should be telling me?

Selina Kyle says: Only that you should be as afraid of him as I am.

John Blake says: What does that mean?

Gordon says: It means we're on our own.

Adam says: That's what everybody's been saying: You'll feel better and don't worry and this is all fine and it's not.

Katherine says: You can't change your situation. The only thing that you can change is how you choose to deal with it.

John Blake says: What do you know about him?

John Blake says: What do you know about Bane?

Selina Kyle says: That you should be as afraid of him, as I am.

John Blake says: So you know about him...

John Blake says: When you cleaned up the streets, you've cleaned them good. Pretty soon we'll be chasing down over-due library books.

John Blake says: You've made some mistakes, Miss Kyle.

Selina Kyle says: A girl's gotta eat...

John Blake says: And you have an appetite. Why would you run? You can't hide from us with a record like this.

Selina Kyle says: Maybe it's not you I'm running from...

Adam says: What were you doing when I called? Were you on facebook?

Katherine says: You know... umm... stalking my ex-boyfriend actually isn't the only thing I do in my free time.

Adam says: I wish you were my girlfriend.

Katherine says: Girlfriends can be nice. You just had a bad one.

Adam says: I bet you'd be a good one.

Adam says: No, seriously... you need to get the fuck off my porch.

Adam says: See, but... that's bullshit. That's what everyone has been telling me since the beginning. "Oh, you're gonna be okay," and "Oh, everything's fine," and like, it's not... It makes it worse... that no one will just come out and say it. Like, "hey man, you're gonna die."

Adam says: See, but... that's bullshit. That's what everyone has been telling me since the beginning. 'Oh, you're gonna be okay,' and 'Oh, everything's fine,' and like, it's not... It makes it worse... that no one will just come out and say it. Like, 'hey man, you're gonna die.'

Arthur says: You.What the hell was all that?

Cobb says: I have it under control.

Arthur says: I'd hate to see it out of control.

Brendan Fry says: So now we've shaken the tree. Let's wait and see what falls on our heads.

John Blake says: Did they kill him?

Selina Kyle says: I'm not sure.

Arthur says: There's plenty of good thieves.

Cobb says: We don't need just a thief, we need a forger!

John Blake says: Did he kill him?

Selina Kyle says: I'm not sure.

The Doctor/Rex says: "The time has come for the cobra to rise up and reveal himself. You will call me Commander."

The Doctor/Rex says: The time has come for the Cobra to rise up and reveal himself. You will call me Commander.

Alan says: I'm Alan Lombardo, stage three lymphoma. Pleased to meet you.

Mitch says: Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer.

Adam says: Nice to meet you. Oh, I'm Adam Lerner, schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma.

Rachel Hansen says: You should ask her.

Tom says: Well, why rock the boat,that's what i'm thinking.Things are going well, you start putting labels on it?That's like the kiss of death.It's like saying 'I love you'.

Tom says: Well, why rock the boat, that's what I'm thinking. Things are going well, you start putting labels on it? That's like the kiss of death. It's like saying 'I love you'.

Rachel Hansen says: Yeah, I know what you mean.That's what happened between me and John.

Rachel Hansen says: Yeah, I know what you mean. That's what happened between me and John.

Tom says: Who the hell's John?

Rachel Hansen says: My boyfriend before Mark.

Paul says: Are you her boyfriend?

Tom says: It's not that simple.Why,like, are we going steady?Come on guys, we're adults.We know how we feel, and we don't need to put labels on it - I mean boy friend, girlfriend,you know, all that stuff ,it's really juvenile.

McKenzie says: You sound gay.

Paul says: You really do.

Arthur says: Well, it was worth a try. (after stealing a kiss from Ariadne)

Arthur says: Well, it was worth a try. [after stealing a kiss from Ariadne]

Jim Hawkins says: [sarcastic] Well, this has been a fun day. Making new friends, like that spider psycho.

Morph says: [morphs into the Scroop] Spider psycho! Spider psycho!

Cameron James says: I burn, I pine, I perish

Cameron James says: I burn, I pine, I perish.

Tom says: That was my nickname in college, Perfectly Adequate and Handsome

Tom says: That was my nickname in college, Perfectly Adequate and Handsome.

Summer Finn says: They used to call me anal girl...

Tom says: *spits up drink*

Summer Finn says: I was very neat, and, organised

Summer Finn says: I was very neat, and, organized.

Tom says: We don't have to put a label on it, I just need to know you're not going to wake up in the morning and feel differently.

Summer Finn says: I can't give you that Tom, no one can.

Nash says: He won't wake.

Arthur says: Give him the kick.

Nash says: What?

Arthur says: Drop him.