Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Highest Rated: 93% Looper (2012)

Lowest Rated: 19% Shadowboxer (2005)

Birthday: Feb 17, 1981

Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA

Born in Los Angeles, Joseph Gordon-Levitt grew up in front of the camera as a child and teen actor. Winning his first major role at age seven in the TV movie Stranger on My Land (1988), Gordon-Levitt appeared in a number of TV movies and series during the late '80s and early '90s, including a recurring role on the hit sitcom Roseanne from 1993 to 1995. After making his feature film debut as the young version of Craig Sheffer in A River Runs Through It (1992), the young actor garnered further notice as the boy whose prayers are answered in the sleeper Angels in the Outfield (1994) and as Demi Moore's son in The Juror (1996). Gordon-Levitt achieved considerable TV fame, though, when he was cast in NBC's critical and popular hit Third Rock From the Sun (1996-present). As old/young alien Tommy Solomon, he cracked wise with multiple Emmy-winner John Lithgow and attracted teen fans. Making the most of the late-'90s teen movie resurgence during the series' hiatuses, Gordon-Levitt appeared in the teen slasher sequel Halloween: H20 (1998) and starred as one of the romantic schemers in the popular Shakespeare-via-high school comedy 10 Things I Hate About You (1999). After voicing the lead in the expensive animated flop Treasure Planet, Levitt made a conscious decision to shed his TV image. He appeared in a series of challenging indie films including Mysterious Skin, Brick, and The Lookout, and succeeded in redefining his public image. He appeared in Spike Lee's Miracle At St. Anna and the Iraq War drama Stop-Loss in 2008. The next year he starred in the big-budget action film G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, but earned better reviews and more respect as the lead in the hit indie romantic comedy (500) Days of Summer. He was cast opposite Leonardo DiCaprio in Inception the next year, and earned arguably the best reviews of his career in 2011 when he starred in the cancer comedy 50/50 as a young man learning to cope with an unexpected, and possibly lethal, illness. He would team with director Chriotpher Nolan again in 2012 as part of the cast in The Dark Knight Rises, and Steven Spielberg cast him as Robert Todd in the director's long gestating biopic Lincoln. Levitt made his feature-length directorial debut in 2013, with Don Jon, which he also wrote and starred in.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Sesame Street's 50th Anniversary Celebration Actor 2019
No Score Yet 7500 Tobias Ellis 2019
No Score Yet Seth Rogen's Hilarity for Charity Actor 2018
91% Star Wars: The Last Jedi Slowen Lo $619.2M 2017
No Score Yet Sovereign Executive Producer Actor 2017
No Score Yet Wingmen Director Actor 2017
60% Snowden Edward Snowden $21.6M 2016
68% The Night Before Ethan $31.4M 2015
84% The Walk Philippe Pettit $8.1M 2015
52% The Interview Actor $4.6M 2014
43% Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Johnny $11.1M 2014
88% The Wind Rises Jirô Horikoshi 2014
79% Don Jon Director Jon Martello Screenwriter 2013
89% Lincoln Robert Lincoln $129.5M 2012
93% Looper Executive Producer Joe $66.4M 2012
74% Premium Rush Wilee $20.3M 2012
87% The Dark Knight Rises John Blake $448.2M 2012
93% 50/50 Adam $35.1M 2011
53% Hesher Hesher $0.4M 2011
24% Elektra Luxx Bert Rodriguez $7.8K 2011
87% Inception Arthur $292.6M 2010
50% Uncertainty Bobby Thompson 2009
29% Women in Trouble Bert Rodriguez 2009
34% G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra The Doctor/Rex $150.2M 2009
85% 500 Days of Summer Tom Hansen $32.2M 2009
43% Killshot Richie Nix 2008
33% Miracle at St. Anna Tim Boyle $7.8M 2008
65% Stop-Loss Tommy Burgess $10.8M 2008
No Score Yet Sparks Producer Screenwriter Director 2008
87% The Lookout Chris Pratt $4.6M 2007
79% Brick Brendan Frye $2M 2006
45% Havoc Sam 2005
19% Shadowboxer Dr. Don $0.4M 2005
85% Mysterious Skin Neil $0.6M 2005
45% Latter Days Ryder 2004
67% Manic Lyle 2003
69% Treasure Planet Jim Hawkins $38.2M 2002
No Score Yet Forever Lulu Martin 2000
68% 10 Things I Hate About You Cameron James 1999
No Score Yet Danielle Steel's 'Changes' Actor 1999
52% Halloween H20 Jimmy 1998
No Score Yet Sweet Jane Tony 1998
19% The Juror Oliver 1996
No Score Yet The Great Elephant Escape Matt 1995
No Score Yet The Road Killers Rich 1995
33% Angels in the Outfield Roger Bomman 1994
No Score Yet Holy Matrimony Zeke 1994
No Score Yet Gregory K Gregory Kingsley 1993
80% A River Runs Through It Young Norman 1992
30% Beethoven 1st Student 1992
No Score Yet Hi Honey---I'm Dead Josh 1991
No Score Yet Stranger on My Land Rounder 1988
No Score Yet The Frog King Actor

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Busy Tonight
2018
Guest 2019
No Score Yet Running Wild With Bear Grylls
2014
2018
85% Comrade Detective
2017
Voice 2017
No Score Yet Close Up With the Hollywood Reporter
2015
Panelist 2017
2015
56% Any Given Wednesday With Bill Simmons
2016
Guest 2016
No Score Yet Greatest Party Story Ever
2016
Guest 2016
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest 2016
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest 2016
2015
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2016
2015
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest 2016
2015
No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors
2015
Guest 2016
2015
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
Guest 2015
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015-2019
Guest 2015
86% The Mindy Project
2012-2017
Matt Sherman 2015
64% The Muppets
2015-2016
Himself 2015
No Score Yet Todrick
2015
Reality cast member 2015
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2015
2014
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2015
2014
2012
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2015
2014
2012
2011
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2015
2012
2011
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest 2014
2013
2012
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest Appearing 2014
2013
2010
2009
No Score Yet Colbert Report
2005-2014
Guest 2013
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
Guest 2013
No Score Yet The Nerdist
2011-2013
Guest 2013
2012
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2013
2012
2011
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host 2012
2009
No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly
2007-2019
Guest 2010
No Score Yet Numb3rs
2005-2010
Scott 2005
No Score Yet 3rd Rock from the Sun
1996-2001
Tommy Solomon 2001
2000
1999
1998
1997
1996
No Score Yet The Outer Limits
1995-2002
2000
No Score Yet That '70s Show
1998-2006
Buddy 1998
76% Roseanne
1988-2018
George 1995
1994
1993
No Score Yet Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
1993-1998
Zack 1993
50% Dark Shadows
1991
David Collins 1991
No Score Yet Quantum Leap
1989-1993
Kyle 1991
No Score Yet Murder, She Wrote
1984-1996
Boy #1 1990
63% The Powers That Be
1993
Pierce Van Horne

QUOTES FROM Joseph Gordon-Levitt CHARACTERS

Brendan Frye says: You okay to op for me again?

The Brain says: What first, tip the bulls?

Brendan Frye says: No, bulls would gum it. They'd flash their dusty standards at the wide-eyes and probably find some yegg to pin, probably even the right one. But they'd trample the real tracks and scare the real players back into their holes, and if we're doing this I want the whole story. No cops, not for a bit.

Brendan Frye says: You okay to op for me again?

The Brain says: What first, tip the bulls?

Brendan Frye says: No, bulls would gum it. They'd flash their dusty standards at the wide-eyes and probably find some yegg to pin, probably even the right one. But they'd trample the real tracks and scare the real players back into their holes, and if we're doing this I want the whole story. No cops, not for a bit.

Philippe Petit says: This is Impossible. But I am still going to do it.

Philippe Pettit says: People always ask me "why do you risk death"? For me, this is life.

Philippe Pettit says: I was always searching. Looking for the perfect place to hang my wire.

Philippe Pettit says: I was always searching. Looking for the perfect place to hang my wire.

Dr. Don says: Always an adventure with Rose.

Wilee says: When I see a guy in a grey business suit, my age, makes my balls shrivel up into my abdomen.

Barbara Sugarman says: Movies and porn are different, Jon. They give awards for movies.

Jon "Don Jon" Martello Jr. says: They give awards for porn too.

Jon "Don Jon" Martello Jr. says: Who'd you take home, huh?

Danny says: Twos and threes baby. I'm telling you, twos and threes are some open-minded ladies.

Jon "Don Jon" Martello Jr. says: This sound...gets me hard as a fucking rock.

Arthur says: We need a big kick

Mal says: What's a kick?

Eames says: This, darling, is a kick [kicks Arthur]

Eames says: This, darling, is a kick.

Jon Martello says: "There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn."

Jon Martello says: There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn.

Tom says: You're ridiculous. Your favorite Beatle is Ringo.

Summer Finn says: Damn right! Ringo's the best.

Adam says: You're a selfish piece of shit! Care more about getting yourself fucking laid than being my friend!

Brendan Fry says: I can be such a cad sometimes I just hate myself

Brendan Fry says: I can be such a cad sometimes I just hate myself.

Tom says: No! Don't pull that with me! This is not how you treat your friend! Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? Shower sex? Come on! Friends my balls!

Tom says: Do you ever do this, you think back on all the times you've had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again and you look for those first signs of trouble?

Tom says: Look, we don't have to put a label on it. That's fine. I get it. But, you know, I just... I need some consistency.

Tom says: Look, we don't have to put a label on it. That's fine. I get it. But, you know, I just, I need some consistency.

Summer Finn says: I know.

Tom says: I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently.

Summer Finn says: And I can't give you that. Nobody can.

Rachel Hansen says: PMS?

Tom says: What do you know about PMS?

Rachel Hansen says: More than you, Tom

McKenzie says: Hey, don't you have like 20 cards to write by Friday? Hmmm.

Tom says: Nope, all done.

McKenzie says: Really? Well, could you help me with mine? Because I'm running out of ways to say "Congratulations". So far, I've got: "Congrats", "Good job" and "Well done".

Tom says: How about..."Every day you make me proud. But today you get a card."

Tom says: How about, "Every day you make me proud. But today you get a card."

McKenzie says: Shit, that's good!

Tom says: I know.

Rachel Hansen says: Better that you find this out now before you come home and find her in bed with Lars from Norway.

Tom says: Who's Lars from Norway?

Rachel Hansen says: Just some guy she met at the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.

Tom says: You know, my friends are all in love with you. You know, it's like we said. Plenty of other fish in the sea. [Looks at a group of twelve year old girls who wave at him and giggle] Thanks. But, uh, those are guppies.

Tom says: You know, my friends are all in love with you. You know, it's like we said. Plenty of other fish in the sea. Thanks. But, uh, those are guppies.

Rachel Hansen says: [Chuckles] Yeah.

Rachel Hansen says: Yeah.

Tom says: Author's Note: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you Jenny Beckman. Bitch.

Tom says: People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.

Tom says: It's official. I'm in love with Summer. [while Montage of Summer plays] I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her neck. I love it when she sleeps.

Tom says: It's official. I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her neck. I love it when she sleeps.

John Blake says: Well, it's damn good to see him back.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Not everybody agrees.

John Blake says: They'll figure that out in the end.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: You got anything on Bane's whereabouts?

John Blake says: Yeah, I've got five hundred pages of tunnel records and a flashlight. I could use some help, actually.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: You know what? Drop me in Old Town.

John Blake says: When you started, why the mask? .

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: To protect the people closest to me.

John Blake says: Yeah, but you're a loner, right? You didn't have any family.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: There are always people you care about. You just don't realize how much until they're gone. The idea was to be a symbol. Batman could be anybody, that was the point

Adam says: I just want it to be over. I'm so fucking tired of being sick. You know if this surgery doesn't work, it's um...that's it. And I've never, you know, I've never been to fucking Canada. I've never told a girl I loved her. It sounds stupid, doesn't it?

Adam says: I just want it to be over. I'm so fucking tired of being sick. You know if this surgery doesn't work, it's um, that's it. And I've never, you know, I've never been to fucking Canada. I've never told a girl I loved her. It sounds stupid, doesn't it?

Katherine says: no, it doesn't.

Katherine says: No, it doesn't.

Adam says: What is it, like a Doogie Howser or something?

Katherine says: Who?

Adam says: Doogie Howser? Teenage Doctor?

Katherine says: Does he work here?

Arthur says: So, a totem. It's a small object, potentially heavy, something you can have on you all the time...

Ariadne says: What, like a coin?

Arthur says: No, it has to be more unique than that, like - this is a loaded die. [Ariadne reaches out to take the die]

Ariadne says: Nah, I can't let you touch it, that would defeat the purpose. See only I know the balance and weight of this particular loaded die. That way when you look at your totem, you know beyond a doubt you're not in someone else's dream.

John Blake says: Your hands look plenty filthy to me Commissioner.

Adam says: "You're dying dude"

Adam says: You're dying dude.

Wilee says: Hold my log. [takes off on his bike]

Adam says: That's what everyone's been saying. "You will feel better", and "Don't worry", and "this is all fine", and like, it's not.

Adam says: That's what everyone's been saying. 'You will feel better', and 'Don't worry', and 'this is all fine', and like, it's not.

Adam says: She doesn't like to mix negative and positive energy...it's an energy idea.

Alan says: Well I call it a bullshit idea.

Kyle says: Have you got a picture?

Adam says: Why would I be carrying a picture of it?

Adam says: So you're going to sit here for 4 hours?

Arthur says: Now how can I drop you without gravity?

Tom says: It's off.

McKenzie says: What?

Tom says: Me and Summer.

McKenzie says: Was it ever on?

Tom says: No, but it could have been in a world where good things happen to me.

Paul says: Yeah, well that's not really where we live.

John Blake says: You made some mistakes, Miss Kyle.

Arthur says: Give him the kick.

Blake says: You missed a spot.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: If you're working alone, wear a mask.

Blake says: I'm not afraid to be seen standing up to these guys.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: The mask is not for you. It's to protect the people you care about.

Wilee says: Who the hell are you?

Bobby Monday says: Somebody you don't want to f*** with.

Tom says: i liked this girl i loved her,what she do she took a giant shit on my face, literally.

Tom says: I liked this girl.. man I loved her. What did she do? She took a giant shit on my face.

Tom Hansen says: She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.

Alison says: literally...?

Alison says: Literally?

Tom says: not literally that's disgusting jesus what's the matter with you

Tom says: Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus, what's the matter with you?

Tom Hansen says: Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus, what's the matter with you?

Wilee says: I almost got killed three times in the last ten minutes!

Tom says: There's a lot of different stuff you could do..?

Tom says: There's a lot of different stuff you could do?

Summer Finn says: ... Show me.

Summer Finn says: Show me.

Wilee says: Suck it, douchebag.

Jim Hawkins says: [to Silver] Look, don't you get it? I screwed up! I mean, for 2 seconds, I thought that maybe I could do something right, but... AARGH! I just... *sigh* Just forget it. (on the verge of tears) Forget it.

Jim Hawkins says: [to Silver] Look, don't you get it? I screwed up! I mean, for two seconds, I thought that maybe I could do something right, but... AARGH! I just... *sigh* Just forget it. [on the verge of tears] Forget it.

Brendan Fry says: Okay, you got me. I'm a scout. I've been watching your game for about a month, but that story... you clenched it. You've got spirit, kid. When can you get to Minneapolis?

Brendan Fry says: Oh yeah?

Brendan Fry says: Yeah.

Brad Bramish says: Yeah?

Brendan Fry says: There's a thesaurus in the library. 'Yeah' is under Y. Look it up.

Wilee says: Brakes are death!

Deputy Commissioner Foley says: Like a rat in a trap, gentlemen! Veteran Cop: You might have the wrong animal there, sir.

John Blake says: Are you sure it was him?

Gordon says: You sure I can't change your mind about staying in the police force?

John Blake says: You were right, about the structures becoming shackles

John Blake says: You were right, about the structures becoming shackles.

John Blake says: Don't you want to know who he is?

Gordon says: I know exactly who he is; he's The Batman.

Wilee says: I like to ride. Fixed gear. No brakes. Can't stop. Don't want to, either.

Tom says: What happens if you fall in love?

Summer Finn says: Well, you don't believe that, do you?

Tom says: It's love. It's not Santa Clause.

John Blake says: Not a lot of people know what it feels like to be angry, in your bones. I mean, they understand, foster parents, everybody understands, for awhile. Then they want the angry little kid to do something he knows he can't do, move on. So after awhile they stop understanding. They send the angry kid to a boys home. I figured it out too late. You gotta learn to hide the anger, practice smiling in the mirror. It's like putting on a mask.

John Blake says: Those men locked up for eight years in Blackgate, and denied parole under the Dent Act, based on a lie?

Gordon says: Gotham needed a hero...

John Blake says: It needs it now more than ever. You betrayed everything you stood for.

Gordon says: There's a point, far out there when the structures fail you, and the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're... shackles letting the bad guy get ahead. One day... you may face such a moment of crisis. And in that moment, I hope you have a friend like I did, to plunge their hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean!

John Blake says: Your hands look plenty filthy to me, Commissioner.

Bane says: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression; Blackgate Prison, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this man: [holds up a picture of Harvey Dent]

Bane says: Harvey Dent, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice.

John Blake says: [to Gordon, at Blake's apartment] We're just going to keep moving you until we can get you in front of a camera.

Bane says: You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this corrupt city. Let me tell you the truth about Harvey Dent from the words of Gotham's police commissioner, James Gordon. 'The Batman didn't murder Harvey Dent, he saved my boy then took the blame for Harvey's appalling crimes so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. I praised the mad man who tried to murder my own child but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of Gotham with the truth and it is time for me to resign.' And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the corrupt?

Wilee says: Why'd you have to go and ask for me?

Tom says: This is lies. We are liars. Think about it. Why do people buy cards? It's not because they want to say how they feel. People buy cards because they can't say they feel or are afraid to. And we provide the service that let's them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. Let's level with America. Or at least let them speak for themselves. Right?

Wilee says: Sometime or another we all get hit... Sometimes we gotta hit back.

Wilee says: [answering his phone] HELLO!

John Blake says: Hey, thanks.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Don't thank me yet.

John Blake says: Well, I might not get the chance to later.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: If you're going to work alone, wear a mask.

John Blake says: I'm not afraid to be seen standing up to these guys!

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: The mask isn't for you; it's for the people you care about.

Deputy Commissioner Foley says: I want traffic cops, all off-duty, get me every police officer in this town on the Batman now!

John Blake says: Sir, what about the armed robbers?

John Blake says: I showed your picture to the congressman.

Selina Kyle says: Is he still in love?

John Blake says: Oh, head over heals! Pressing charges, though.

Neil McCormick says: And as we sat there listening to the carolers, I wanted to tell Brian it was over now and everything would be okay. But that was a lie, plus, I couldn't speak anyway. I wish there was some way for us to go back and undo the past. But there wasn't. There was nothing we could do. So I just stayed silent and trying to telepathically communicate how sorry I was about what had happened. And I thought of all the grief and sadness and fucked up suffering in the world, and it made me want to escape. I wished with all my heart that we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically... disappear.

McKenzie says: You should turn her into a book.

Tom says: What?

McKenzie says: Arthur Miller said, if you want to understand a woman, you have to turn her into a piece of literature.

Tom says: (laughs) That guy got more sex than me.

Tom says: [laughs] That guy got more sex than me.

John Blake says: "You made some mistakes, Miss Kyle."

John Blake says: You made some mistakes, Miss Kyle.

Selina Kyle says: A girl's gotta eat.

John Blake says: "Well, you got quite an appetite."

John Blake says: Well, you got quite an appetite.

John Blake says: When you cleaned up the streets, you've cleaned them good. Pretty soon we'll be chasing down over-due library books

John Blake says: When you cleaned up the streets, you've cleaned them good. Pretty soon we'll be chasing down over-due library books.

John Blake says: You get to learn to hide the anger, practice smiling in a mirror. Itâ??s like wearing a mask.

John Blake says: You get to learn to hide the anger, practice smiling in a mirror. It's like wearing a mask.

Arthur says: Give me a kiss.

Ariadne says: (kisses him) They're still coming.

Ariadne says: [kisses him] They're still coming.

Arthur says: Worth a shot.

Gordon says: What's your name son?

John Blake says: Blake sir.

Gordon says: You have something you wanna ask me Officer Blake?

John Blake says: It was about that night, this night...8 years ago, the night Dent died. The last confirm sighting of the Batman. He murders those people, takes down two swat teams, breaks Dent's neck...and just vanishes.

Gordon says: I'm not hearing the question son.

John Blake says: Don't you wanna know who he was?

Gordon says: I know exactly who he was.......he was the Batman.

The Pin says: Like I said he asked for my lunch money first.. good thing I brown bagged it.

Brendan Frye says: Like I said he asked for my lunch money first.. good thing I brown bagged it.

John Blake says: Is there anything you should be telling me?

Selina Kyle says: Only that you should be as afraid of him as I am.

John Blake says: What does that mean?

Gordon says: It means we're on our own.

Adam says: That's what everybody's been saying: You'll feel better and don't worry and this is all fine and it's not.

Katherine says: You can't change your situation. The only thing that you can change is how you choose to deal with it.

John Blake says: What do you know about him?

John Blake says: What do you know about Bane?

Selina Kyle says: That you should be as afraid of him, as I am.

John Blake says: So you know about him...

John Blake says: When you cleaned up the streets, you've cleaned them good. Pretty soon we'll be chasing down over-due library books.

John Blake says: You've made some mistakes, Miss Kyle.

Selina Kyle says: A girl's gotta eat...

John Blake says: And you have an appetite. Why would you run? You can't hide from us with a record like this.

Selina Kyle says: Maybe it's not you I'm running from...

Adam says: What were you doing when I called? Were you on facebook?

Katherine says: You know... umm... stalking my ex-boyfriend actually isn't the only thing I do in my free time.

Adam says: I wish you were my girlfriend.

Katherine says: Girlfriends can be nice. You just had a bad one.

Adam says: I bet you'd be a good one.

Adam says: No, seriously... you need to get the fuck off my porch.

Adam says: See, but... that's bullshit. That's what everyone has been telling me since the beginning. "Oh, you're gonna be okay," and "Oh, everything's fine," and like, it's not... It makes it worse... that no one will just come out and say it. Like, "hey man, you're gonna die."

Adam says: See, but... that's bullshit. That's what everyone has been telling me since the beginning. 'Oh, you're gonna be okay,' and 'Oh, everything's fine,' and like, it's not... It makes it worse... that no one will just come out and say it. Like, 'hey man, you're gonna die.'

Arthur says: You.What the hell was all that?

Cobb says: I have it under control.

Arthur says: I'd hate to see it out of control.

Brendan Fry says: So now we've shaken the tree. Let's wait and see what falls on our heads.

John Blake says: Did they kill him?

Selina Kyle says: I'm not sure.

Arthur says: There's plenty of good thieves.

Cobb says: We don't need just a thief, we need a forger!

John Blake says: Did he kill him?

Selina Kyle says: I'm not sure.

The Doctor/Rex says: "The time has come for the cobra to rise up and reveal himself. You will call me Commander."

The Doctor/Rex says: The time has come for the Cobra to rise up and reveal himself. You will call me Commander.

Alan says: I'm Alan Lombardo, stage three lymphoma. Pleased to meet you.

Mitch says: Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer.

Adam says: Nice to meet you. Oh, I'm Adam Lerner, schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma.

Rachel Hansen says: You should ask her.

Tom says: Well, why rock the boat,that's what i'm thinking.Things are going well, you start putting labels on it?That's like the kiss of death.It's like saying 'I love you'.

Tom says: Well, why rock the boat, that's what I'm thinking. Things are going well, you start putting labels on it? That's like the kiss of death. It's like saying 'I love you'.

Rachel Hansen says: Yeah, I know what you mean.That's what happened between me and John.

Rachel Hansen says: Yeah, I know what you mean. That's what happened between me and John.

Tom says: Who the hell's John?

Rachel Hansen says: My boyfriend before Mark.

Paul says: Are you her boyfriend?

Tom says: It's not that simple.Why,like, are we going steady?Come on guys, we're adults.We know how we feel, and we don't need to put labels on it - I mean boy friend, girlfriend,you know, all that stuff ,it's really juvenile.

McKenzie says: You sound gay.

Paul says: You really do.

Arthur says: Well, it was worth a try. (after stealing a kiss from Ariadne)

Arthur says: Well, it was worth a try. [after stealing a kiss from Ariadne]

Jim Hawkins says: [sarcastic] Well, this has been a fun day. Making new friends, like that spider psycho.

Morph says: [morphs into the Scroop] Spider psycho! Spider psycho!

Cameron James says: I burn, I pine, I perish

Cameron James says: I burn, I pine, I perish.

Tom says: That was my nickname in college, Perfectly Adequate and Handsome

Tom says: That was my nickname in college, Perfectly Adequate and Handsome.

Summer Finn says: They used to call me anal girl...

Tom says: *spits up drink*

Summer Finn says: I was very neat, and, organised

Summer Finn says: I was very neat, and, organized.

Tom says: We don't have to put a label on it, I just need to know you're not going to wake up in the morning and feel differently.

Summer Finn says: I can't give you that Tom, no one can.

Nash says: He won't wake.

Arthur says: Give him the kick.

Nash says: What?

Arthur says: Drop him.