Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

Highest Rated: 100% Teenage Paparazzo (2010)

Lowest Rated: 0% InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)

Birthday: Jul 2, 1986

Birthplace: New York City, New York, USA

Reportedly became the first redheaded model hired by Ford at age 3. Has appeared in more than 60 commercial spots, including The Gap, Pizza Hut and Jell-O (with Bill Cosby). Beat out 4000 other actresses to get the lead child role in the 1998 remake of The Parent Trap. Won the award for Breakthrough Female Performance for Freaky Friday at MTV's 2004 Movie Awards, which she also hosted. Was impressive in the lead role as conflicted teen Cady Heron in the 2004 film that further enhanced her star power, Mean Girls. However, her 2006 film Just My Luck turned out to have an ironic title, as it fared poorly at the box office. Signed a long-term, multi-album contract with Tommy Mottola's Casablanca Records and released two albums, "Speak" and "A Little More Personal." "I want to do things that make me feel good and work with charities and see the positive side of things," she told Vanity Fair in 2006. "I'm in a place where I can really make an impact on people and really help girls that are, you know, people with anorexia, people that aren't in good relationships with their lovers...people that don't get along with their parents. I can change that a little bit." Unfortunately, things took a negative turn in the latter part of the decade, as Lohan became a regular target of tabloid headlines, and not for no reason: Her behavior during the filming of the 2006 movie Georgia Rule was slammed by a movie mogul as "unprofessional." The following year, she dealt with both drug rehab and a DUI/drug-possession arrest. Lohan's acting career stalled, and was subsequently overtaken by tabloid headlines, as the decade closed, though she did, in 2009, land a role in a slated 2010 film, The Other Side. In 2016, she studied Islam and considered converting. In 2017, she attracted attention by defending Harvey Weinstein, who had been accused of sexual harassment, and with whom she had worked on several films.

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Among the Shadows Patricia 2019
22% The Canyons Tara Producer $31.8K 2013
4% Scary Movie 5 Lindsay Lohan $32.1M 2013
0% InAPPropriate Comedy Herself ('Above the Grate') $0.2M 2013
65% Love, Marilyn Actor $2.9K 2012
33% Liz & Dick Elizabeth Taylor 2012
100% Teenage Paparazzo Actor 2010
72% Machete April $26.3M 2010
9% I Know Who Killed Me Aubrey Fleming/Dakota Moss $7.3M 2007
18% Georgia Rule Rachel $18.9M 2007
18% Chapter 27 Jude 2007
47% Bobby Diane $11.1M 2006
No Score Yet Friendly Fire Actor 2006
82% A Prairie Home Companion Lola Johnson 2006
14% Just My Luck Ashley Albright $17.3M 2006
41% Herbie: Fully Loaded Maggie Peyton $66M 2005
84% Mean Girls Cady Heron $86M 2004
14% Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Lola $29.3M 2004
No Score Yet Dramarama Actor 2004
88% Freaky Friday Anna Coleman $110.2M 2003
No Score Yet Get a Clue Alexandra `Lexy' Gold 2002
No Score Yet Life-Size Casey Stewart 2000
86% The Parent Trap Hallie/Annie 1998

TV

Credit
27% Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club
2019
Host Appearing Producer 2019
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2019
2015
2014
No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show
2008
Guest 2018
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest 2017
2014
No Score Yet Billy on the Street
2011-2017
Guest Appearing 2016
2014
No Score Yet 2 Broke Girls
2011-2017
Claire Claire Guinness 2014
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest 2014
2013
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2014
2009
2007
2006
2005
2004
23% Anger Management
2012
Herself 2013
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Host 2013
91% Eastbound & Down
2009-2013
Adult Shayna Powers 2013
2012
71% Glee
2009-2015
Herself 2012
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2012
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Performer Host 2012
2006
2005
2004
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2012
2011
2006
2004
No Score Yet Project Runway
2004
Judge 2009
No Score Yet Project Runway
2005
Judge 2009
97% Ugly Betty
2006-2010
Kimmie Keegan 2008
2007
No Score Yet King of the Hill
1997-2010
Voice 2004
No Score Yet That '70s Show
1998-2006
Danielle 2004
No Score Yet Dr. Phil
2002
Guest 2004
2003
No Score Yet Punk'd
2003-2012
Appearing 2003
75% Bette
2000-2001

QUOTES FROM Lindsay Lohan CHARACTERS

Hallie/Annie says: The bouquet is a little to robust for my liking, but then again, I'm partial to the soft California grape.

Hallie/Annie says: The bouquet is a little too robust for my liking, but then again, I'm partial to the soft California grape.

Hallie/Annie says: The bouquet is a little too robust for a Merlot. But then again, I'm partial to the soft California grape.

Regina George says: 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?

Gretchen Weiners says: Um..48 into 120?

Regina George says: I'm only eating foods with less than 30% calories of fat.

Cady Heron says: It's 40%. Well, 48 over 120 equals x over a 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of x.

Regina George says: Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.

Cady Heron says: I hate her! I mean, she's really failing me on purpose, just because I didn't join that stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, "I'm pusher Cady, I'm a pusher."

Regina George says: Hahaha!!! What does that even mean?

Cady Heron says: Hey!

Karen Smith says: (Shocked, startled and scared) Why are dressed so scary?

Karen Smith says: Why are dressed so scary?

Cady Heron says: It's Halloween.

Cady Heron says: I hated Regina George! I hated her!

Dakota Moss says: Who are you? And who is Aubrey?

Hallie Parker / Annie James says: I'll take a whack at it!

Regina George says: So you're, like, really pretty.

Cady Heron says: Thank you.

Regina George says: So you agree?

Cady Heron says: What?

Regina George says: You think you're really pretty?

Karen Smith says: I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.

Cady Heron says: What do you mean?

Karen Smith says: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when it's gonna rain.

Cady Heron says: In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. No one had told me about the girl world rule.

Hallie Parker / Annie James says: where is it

Hallie Parker / Annie James says: Where is it?

Tess Coleman says: I am beyond cutting you slack, Anna, but you are not going to the audition!

Anna Coleman says: Yes, I am!

Tess Coleman says: No, you're not!

Anna Coleman says: Why not?!

Tess Coleman says: Because I said so!

Pei-Pei's Mom says: Cookie?

Damian says: Oh, my God! I 'love' this song!

Janis Ian says: I 'hate' this song!

Cady Heron says: I 'know' this song!

Regina George says: Why don't I know you?

Cady Heron says: I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.

Regina George says: What?

Cady Heron says: I used to be home-schooled.

Regina George says: Wait... what?

Cady Heron says: My mom taught me at home...

Regina George says: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!

Cady Heron says: I didn't say anything

Cady Heron says: I didn't say anything.

Regina George says: Wait you're from Africa? But you're, like, really pretty.

Cady Heron says: Thank you.

Regina George says: So you agree?

Cady Heron says: What?

Regina George says: You think you're really pretty?

Cady Heron says: Oh... I don't know

Cady Heron says: Oh... I don't know.

Janis Ian says: What is that smell?

Cady Heron says: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume

Cady Heron says: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.

Janis Ian says: You smell like a baby prostitute

Janis Ian says: You smell like a baby prostitute.

Cady Heron says: Thanks

Cady Heron says: Thanks.

Regina George says: Your bracelet is really pretty where did you get it? I love it!

Cady Heron says: Oh my mom made it.

Gretchen Weiners says: So Fetch!

Regina George says: What is fetch?

Gretchen Weiners says: Oh, it's like slang, from... England.

Cady Heron says: Oh, god.

Janis Ian says: You dirty little liar!

Cady Heron says: I'm sorry, I can explain.

Janis Ian says: Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party?

Damian says: Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.

Cady Heron says: You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic.

Janis Ian says: Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic!

Damian says: Curfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10!

Janis Ian says: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?

Cady Heron says: You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge!

Janis Ian says: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"

Janis Ian says: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, 'Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!'

Cady Heron says: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!

Janis Ian says: What?!

Damian says: Oh, no, she did not!

Janis Ian says: See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize!

Damian says: And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

Cady Heron says: Wait Regina, I didn't mean for this to happen!

Regina George says: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!

Cady Heron says: Wait Regina, just listen!

Regina George says: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c-!

Cady Heron says: (Narrating) And that's how Regina died, no I'm totally kidding but she was hurt. Some people say the bus meant to hit her, but that was just a rumor. Other people said that 'I' pushed her. That was a even worse rumor.

Cady Heron says: [narrating] And that's how Regina died, no I'm totally kidding but she was hurt. Some people say the bus meant to hit her, but that was just a rumor. Other people said that 'I' pushed her. That was a even worse rumor.

Cady Heron says: Hey!

Regina George says: Why were you talking to Janis Ian?

Cady Heron says: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.

Regina George says: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

Anna Coleman says: [in her mom's body] [looks at her reflection in horror] I'm old!

Cady Heron says: And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

Damian says: And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

Dakota Moss says: *lying in bed post-coital with Aubrey's boyfriend* "Did she ever f-ck you like I did? Did she ever f-ck you at all?

Dakota Moss says: [lying in bed post-coital with Aubrey's boyfriend] Did she ever f-ck you like I did? Did she ever f-ck you at all?

Hallie Parker / Annie James says: That girl is without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature that ever walked the planet!

Hallie / Annie (Acting Double) says: Thank you, thank you very much.

Hallie Parker / Annie James says: Do you know the real difference between us?

Hallie / Annie (Acting Double) says: Let me see, I have class and you don't?

Cady Heron says: You know I couldn't invite you! I had to pretend to be Plastic!

Janis Ian says: Pfft! Buddy, you're not pretending anymore! You're PLASTIC. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.

Janis Ian says: That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.

Damian says: She asked me how to spell 'orange'.

Cady Heron says: *Smirks*.

Janis Ian says: That little one, that's Gretchen Weiners.

Damian says: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.

Janis Ian says: Gretchen is in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.

Damian says: That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

Janis Ian says: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't get me wrong, she may seem like your typical selfish,back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag but in reality, she's so much more than that.

Damian says: She's the Queen Bee, the Star. Those other two are just her little workers.

Cady Heron says: You know I couldn't invite you, I had to pretend to be plastic!

Janis Ian says: Pfft! Buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny hard plastic.

Cady Heron says: I know I may seem like a bitch, but that's only because I'm acting like a bitch.

Karen Smith says: My breasts, then can sense when its going to rain

Karen Smith says: My breasts, then can sense when its going to rain.

Cady Heron says: thats amazing

Cady Heron says: That's amazing.

Karen Smith says: well, they can sense when its raining

Karen Smith says: Well, they can sense when its raining.

Cady Heron says: grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.

Cady Heron says: Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.

Cady Heron says: And on the third day God created the Remington Bolt Action Rifle so that man could shoot the dinosaurs, and the homosexuals.

Rachel says: try to jerk me around grandma

Rachel says: Try and jerk me around, Grandma.

Georgia says: GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Georgia says: Go fuck yourself.

Damian says: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?

Damian says: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... 'Caddy' Heron. Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here?

Cady Heron says: It's Cady.

Damian says: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you. And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

Anna Coleman says: [in her mom's body, pointing at Pei-Pei] I think she knows exactly what we're talking about!

Tess Coleman says: [in Anna's body] Let's hit her!

Tess Coleman says: [in Anna's body] I look like Stevie Nicks!

Anna Coleman says: [in Tess's body] Who's he?

Anna Coleman says: [in her mom's body, talking to a patient] You read her diary? Gross! Bad! Bad mom award!

Anna Coleman says: [in her mom's body] Halibut? Eeww!

Anna Coleman says: [in her mom's body] Halibut? Eww!

Anna Coleman says: [in her mother's body] I mean, I'm allowed because I'm old!

Anna Coleman says: [in her mom's body] I can't marry Ryan, eeww!

Anna Coleman says: [in her mom's body] I can't marry Ryan, eww!

Anna Coleman says: [in her mom's body] I can't marry Ryan, eeww!

Anna Coleman says: I can't marry Ryan. Eww.

Anna Coleman says: [in her mom's body] Look at me...I'm old! I look like the crypt keeper!

Anna Coleman says: [in her mom's body] Look at me. I'm old! I look like the crypt keeper!

Regina George says: Is butter a carb?

Cady Heron says: ............. YES.

Cady Heron says: YES.

Cady Heron says: Yes!

Anna Coleman says: Role-playing! Her idea. New therapeutic technique. Switching points of view.

Grandpa says: If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong?

Harry Coleman says: Earthquake. Save me. Earthquake.

Anna Coleman says: I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex. At all. Ever. Nothing.

Anna Coleman says: We'd like to speak to you about something that we think happened to us at your restaurant.

Tess Coleman says: Yeah, something that SUCKS.

Tess Coleman says: Yeah, something that sucks.

Cady Heron says: I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.

Cady Heron says: Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a good... SLUT!