Macaulay Culkin

Macaulay Culkin

Highest Rated: 72% Jacob's Ladder (1990)

Lowest Rated: 3% Getting Even With Dad (1994)

Birthday: Aug 26, 1980

Birthplace: New York, New York, USA

The most successful child performer since Shirley Temple (Mickey Rooney wasn't a star until his teen years), Macaulay Culkin first stepped onto a New York stage at the age of four. Extensively trained for his craft, including a stint with Balanchine's School of the American Ballet, young Culkin became a familiar TV-commercial face and was spotlighted in several film supporting roles, the best of which was as John Candy's inquisitive nephew in Uncle Buck (1989). After an unbilled cameo in Jacob's Ladder (1990) and prior to an appearance in a Michael Jackson video, Culkin was cast as the preteen protagonist of Home Alone, a Three Stooges-like combination of violent slapstick and sappy sentiment that was the highest-grossing film of 1990. Culkin thereby became the highest paid child actor of all time, and one of the few under-13 performers who could be counted on to "open" a picture. Two more blockbusters followed: My Girl (1991) and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992). At the time, the boy's career was under the tight control of his father Christopher "Kit" Culkin, an erstwhile actor who also managed the careers of Culkin's younger, equally photogenic siblings, and stories began to emerge from Hollywood concerning the elder Culkin's on-set behavior. Meanwhile, Macaulay's box-office appeal began waning, partly due to indifferent response to his next few films -- The Good Son (1993), Getting Even With Dad (1994), and Richie Rich (1994) -- but chiefly because he was outgrowing his cuteness and spontaneity. In June 1995, Culkin's mother went to court to remove the boy from Kit's custody, insisting that the father's contentiousness was ruining Macaulay's chances of revitalizing his career. At a few months shy of age 18, Culkin married actress Rachel Miner in 1998, but the couple separated in 2000. The former child star re-emerged in 2002 in documentarians Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato's feature debut, Party Monster, the true-life story of the rise and fall of a young club promoter. He enjoyed a lengthy relationship throughout the 2000s with Mila Kunis.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
63% Changeland Ian 2019
22% Zoolander 2 as Himself $29.8M 2016
9% Sex and Breakfast James 2007
No Score Yet Jerusalemski sindrom Actor 2004
61% Saved! Roland $8.8M 2004
29% Party Monster Michael Alig $0.3M 2003
24% Richie Rich Richard 'Richie' Rich, Jr. 1994
21% The Pagemaster Richard Tyler 1994
3% Getting Even With Dad Timmy 1994
50% The Nutcracker The Nutcracker 1993
26% The Good Son Henry Evans 1993
33% Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Kevin 1992
53% My Girl Thomas J. Sennett 1991
64% Only the Lonely Billy 1991
No Score Yet Wish Kid - Be Careful What You Wish For Actor 1991
65% Home Alone Kevin McCallister 1990
72% Jacob's Ladder Gabe 1990
61% Uncle Buck Miles 1989
55% See You in the Morning Billy Livingstone 1989
No Score Yet Rocket Gibraltar Cy Blue Black 1988

TV

Credit
50% Dollface
2019
Dan Hackett 2019
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2018
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2018
79% The Jim Gaffigan Show
2015-2016
2015
No Score Yet 20/20
1978
Guest 2006
71% Family Guy
1999
Voice 2006
No Score Yet Will & Grace
1998
Jason `J.T.' Towne 2003
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2001
94% Frasier
1993-2004
Voice of Elliott 1994
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Guest Host 1991
No Score Yet The Equalizer
1985-1989
Paul 1988
No Score Yet Kings
2009
No Score Yet Wish Kid
1991
Voice

QUOTES FROM Macaulay Culkin CHARACTERS

Richard Tyler says: I hate heights!

Miles Russell says: Who are you?

Uncle Buck Russell says: I'm your uncle?

Kevin McCallister says: (looks down at Harry and Marv as they're about to climb up the stairs) Hey, why don't you guys try and climb up the stairs?

Kevin McCallister says: Hey, why don't you guys try and climb up the stairs?

Marv says: Right?

Kevin McCallister says: (wearing a church robe as he stands in front of the church while the burgulars look at him) When do you guys come back?

Kevin McCallister says: When do you guys come back?

Roland says: What? It wasn't like it was some sort of secret. The guy was like a one man gay pride parade.

Kevin McCallister says: Hey guys! Smile! (Harry frowns and Marv smiles)

Kevin McCallister says: Hey guys! Smile!

Kevin McCallister says: You give up! Had enough pain!

Marv says: NEVAAA!

Harry says: Sunny!

Kevin McCallister says: Yes!?

Harry says: Nothing will thrill me better than too shoot you! Knocking off a youngster aint gonna mean that much too me

Harry says: Nothing will thrill me better than too shoot you! Knocking off a youngster aint gonna mean that much too me.

Kevin McCallister says: This is it. Dont get scared now.

Hilary Faye says: No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life.

Roland says: Well maybe we can fix it... with some glue, or something

Roland says: Well maybe we can fix it... with some glue, or something.

Henry Evans says: Don't fuck with me.

Miles Russell says: [to his friends after pulling out horrible food Uncle Buck prepared for him] Would you like to talk about a possible lunch trade?

Thomas J. Sennett says: Vada?

Vada Sultenfuss says: What?

Thomas J. Sennett says: Would you think of me?

Vada Sultenfuss says: For what?

Thomas J. Sennett says: If you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler

Thomas J. Sennett says: If you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler.

Vada Sultenfuss says: I guess

Vada Sultenfuss says: I guess.

Vada Sultenfuss says: Why do you think people wanna get married?

Thomas J. Sennett says: Well when you get older you just have to

Thomas J. Sennett says: Well when you get older you just have to.

Vada Sultenfuss says: I'm going to marry Mr. Bixler

Vada Sultenfuss says: I'm going to marry Mr. Bixler.

Thomas J. Sennett says: You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law

Thomas J. Sennett says: You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law.

Vada Sultenfuss says: Is Not!

Thomas J. Sennett says: Yes it is, cause then he'll give you all A's and it won't be fair

Thomas J. Sennett says: Yes it is, cause then he'll give you all A's and it won't be fair.

Michael Alig says: "I wont do crack without heroin"

Michael Alig says: I wont do crack without heroin.

Kevin McCallister says: Looks at Mr. Duncan's note present that he wrote for him as he is about to throw it in the Duncan's Toy Chest window) This it it, no turning back, another christmas in the trenches.

Kevin McCallister says: [looks at Mr. Duncan's note present that he wrote for him as he is about to throw it in the Duncan's Toy Chest window] This it it, no turning back, another Christmas in the trenches.

Kevin McCallister says: Hey!, I'm not afraid anymore. I said I'm not afraid anymore. Do you hear me. I'm not afraid anymore.

Marley says: (approaching Kevin).

Marley says: [approaching Kevin]

Kevin McCallister says: (screams as he runs back inside and he screams like a maniac).

Kevin McCallister says: [screams as he runs back inside and he screams like a maniac]

Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone says: Can I help you?.

Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone says: Can I help you?

Kevin McCallister says: A reservation for the McCallisters?

Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone says: A reservation for yourself?.

Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone says: A reservation for yourself?

Kevin McCallister says: Ma'am, my feet are touching the ground. I'm barely looking at the counter. How can I make a reservation for the hotel room. Think about it. Kid, going to the hotel, making a reservation, I don't think so.

Kevin McCallister says: Buzz, I'm going through your private stuff, you better come out and pound me?.

Kevin McCallister says: Buzz, I'm going through your private stuff, you better come out and pound me?

Kevin McCallister says: (picks up Buzz's fireworks) Wow!, fireworks. I'll save these for later.

Kevin McCallister says: [picks up Buzz's fireworks] Wow, fireworks. I'll save these for later.

Kevin McCallister says: (his mother drags him out of the kitchen after the fight) Why do I get treated like scum!.

Kevin McCallister says: [his mother drags him out of the kitchen after the fight] Why do I get treated like scum!

Uncle Frank says: Get outta here you nosy little pervert before I slap you silly!

Kevin McCallister says: (Runs away)

Kevin McCallister says: [runs away]

Kevin McCallister says: Can I sleep in your room?. I don't wanna sleep on a hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.

Kevin McCallister says: Can I sleep in your room? I don't wanna sleep on a hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.

Buzz McCallister says: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room?. If you were growing on my ass!.

Buzz McCallister says: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room? If you were growing on my ass!

Kevin McCallister says: (walks in Buzz's bedroom as he approaches Buzz) Buzz...

Kevin McCallister says: [walks in Buzz's bedroom as he approaches Buzz] Buzz...

Buzz McCallister says: Do you know how to knock plem-wad!.

Buzz McCallister says: Do you know how to knock plem-wad!

Kevin McCallister says: (about to order the guest room at the Plaza Hotel after he plays the tape that he had recorded the Ding-Dang Dong host at his house in Chicago the night before) I'll do that.

Kevin McCallister says: [about to order the guest room at the Plaza Hotel after he plays the tape that he had recorded the Ding-Dang Dong host at his house in Chicago the night before] I'll do that.

Kevin McCallister says: I made my family dissapear?.

Kevin McCallister says: I made my family dissapear?

Kevin McCallister says: (thinks backs to family members that had told him the night before).

Kevin McCallister says: [thinks backs to family members that had told him the night before]

Megan McCallister says: Kevin, you're heavenly helpless?.

Megan McCallister says: Kevin, you're heavenly helpless?

Linnie McCallister says: You know, Kevin, you're what the french call les incomplent.

Buzz McCallister says: Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tartulula.

Jeff McCallister says: Kevin, you are a *such* a disease.

Kate McCallister says: There are fifteen people in the house, you're the only one who has to make trouble.

Uncle Frank says: Look what you *did* you little jerk!.

Uncle Frank says: Look what you *did* you little jerk!

Kevin McCallister says: (gleefully) I made my family dissapear?.

Kevin McCallister says: [gleefully] I made my family dissapear?

Peter McCallister says: Hey, Kevin, you better put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas Pagent.

Kevin McCallister says: My tie's in the bathroom, I can't go in there because Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked. I'd never grow up feeling like a real man. Whatever it means.

Peter McCallister says: I'm sure he was kidding, just uh... run in there and get your tie, and get out, don't look at... anything!.

Peter McCallister says: I'm sure he was kidding, just uh... run in there and get your tie, and get out, don't look at... anything!

Kevin McCallister says: (gets up and walk out of his parents' bedroom to grab his tie in the bathroom while his uncle is taking a shower)

Kevin McCallister says: [gets up and walk out of his parents' bedroom to grab his tie in the bathroom while his uncle is taking a shower]

Kate McCallister says: (talking on the phone and Kevin jumps up on the bed) No?, we're not bringing the dog, we took him to the kennel.... Hey, hey, hey, get off. Kevin, out of the room?.

Kate McCallister says: [talking on the phone and Kevin jumps up on the bed] No?, we're not bringing the dog, we took him to the kennel.... Hey, hey, hey, get off. Kevin, out of the room?.

Kevin McCallister says: Hang up the phone and make me, why don't you?.

Kevin McCallister says: Hang up the phone and make me, why don't you?

Kevin McCallister says: (walking in his parents' bedroom and his mother is talking on the phone) Mom?, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie but the big kids can. Why can't I?.

Kevin McCallister says: [walking in his parents' bedroom and his mother is talking on the phone] Mom?, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie but the big kids can. Why can't I?

Kate McCallister says: Kevin, I'm on the phone.

Kevin McCallister says: It's not rated R. He's being such a jerk?.

Kevin McCallister says: It's not rated R. He's being such a jerk?

Kate McCallister says: Kevin, if Uncle Frank says no, it must be really bad.

Kevin McCallister says: (talking to the ticket agent) Excuse me, but this is an emergency.

Kevin McCallister says: [talking to the ticket agent] Excuse me, but this is an emergency.

Ticket Agent says: Yes?, sir.

Kevin McCallister says: What city it this out there?.

Ticket Agent says: That's New York, sir.

Kevin McCallister says: Yikes!. I did it again.

Ticket Agent says: Something's wrong, sir.

Kevin McCallister says: (whispers to the ticket agent) I'll be fine....

Kevin McCallister says: [whispers to the ticket agent] I'll be fine...

Kevin McCallister says: (picks up Buzz's Playboy magazine and then tosses it to the floor) No clothes on anybody. Snickering.

Kevin McCallister says: [picks up Buzz's Playboy magazine and then tosses it to the floor] No clothes on anybody. Snickering.

Kevin McCallister says: (stands on the stairwell) Everyone in this family hates me!.

Kevin McCallister says: [stands on the stairwell] Everyone in this family hates me!.

Kate McCallister says: Then you should ask Santa for the new family.

Kevin McCallister says: I don't want another family, I don't want any family. Familes suck!.

Kate McCallister says: Just stay up there. I don't wanna see you again for the rest of the night.

Kevin McCallister says: I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. I don't wanna see anybody else either.

Kate McCallister says: I hope you don't mean it. You feel pretty sad that wake up tomorrow morning and you don't have a family.

Kevin McCallister says: No?, I wouldn't?.

Kate McCallister says: Then say that again. Maybe it will happen.

Kevin McCallister says: I hope I'll never see any of you jerks again.

Kevin McCallister says: (talking to the concierge as he points to Harry and Marv after he crosses the street and being chased by them) You gotta help me, these two guys after me?.

Kevin McCallister says: [talking to the concierge as he points to Harry and Marv after he crosses the street and being chased by them] You gotta help me, these two guys after me?

Concierge Mr. Hector says: What's the matter... store wouldn't take your...

Concierge Mr. Hector says: (takes the credit card out of Kevin's hand) Stolen credit card... Let's see what the police has to say about this.

Concierge Mr. Hector says: [takes the credit card out of Kevin's hand] Stolen credit card... Let's see what the police has to say about this.

Kevin McCallister says: (prays for his macaroni & cheese) Bless this highly nutrious macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold on sale. Amen.

Kevin McCallister says: [prays for his macaroni & cheese] Bless this highly nutrious macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold on sale. Amen.

Kevin McCallister says: (walks out of the gate from the plane at the LGA airport) Mom.... Dad.... Uncle.... Buzz....

Kevin McCallister says: [walks out of the gate from the plane at the LGA airport] Mom.... Dad.... Uncle.... Buzz....

Flight Attendant says: (walks out of the gate from the plane) We are last off the plane.

Flight Attendant says: [walks out of the gate from the plane] We are last off the plane.

Kevin McCallister says: (sees the agent close the gate door and looks around) Where are all those guys?.

Kevin McCallister says: [sees the agent close the gate door and looks around] Where are all those guys?

Harry says: (talking to Kevin after he got hit by a van in the driveway) Hey!, hey!. You better watch out for that traffic, son. You know.

Harry says: [talking to Kevin after he got hit by a van in the driveway] Hey, hey! You better watch out for that traffic, son. You know.

Kevin McCallister says: Sorry?.

Kevin McCallister says: Sorry?

Harry says: Damn!.

Harry says: Damn!

Marv says: (talking to Kevin) Santy don't visit funeral homes, little buddy?.

Marv says: [talking to Kevin] Santy don't visit funeral homes, little buddy?

Harry says: Okay?, okay?. Merry Christmas.

Harry says: Okay, okay? Merry Christmas.

Harry says: (smiles and his tooth glistens. Kevin gasps)

Harry says: [smiles and his tooth glistens. Kevin gasps]

Kevin McCallister says: (knocks on the door and opens the mail slot) Hello!. Unce Rob, Aunt Georgette, anybody's home?.

Kevin McCallister says: [knocks on the door and opens the mail slot] Hello!. Unce Rob, Aunt Georgette, anybody's home?

Kevin McCallister says: (sticks his mouth in the mail slot) Hello!... Anybody's home. It's me... your favorite nephew Kevin. Uncle Rob... Aunt Georgette.

Kevin McCallister says: [sticks his mouth in the mail slot] Hello! Anybody's home. It's me... your favorite nephew Kevin. Uncle Rob... Aunt Georgette.

Kevin McCallister says: (closes the mail slot and walks away)

Kevin McCallister says: [closes the mail slot and walks away]

Check Out Girl says: Where's your mom?.

Check Out Girl says: Where's your mom?

Kevin McCallister says: My mom's in the car?.

Kevin McCallister says: My mom's in the car?

Check Out Girl says: Where's your father?

Kevin McCallister says: He's at work?.

Kevin McCallister says: He's at work?

Check Out Girl says: What about your brothers and sisters?.

Check Out Girl says: What about your brothers and sisters?

Kevin McCallister says: I'm an only child?.

Kevin McCallister says: I'm an only child?

Check Out Girl says: Where do you live?.

Check Out Girl says: Where do you live?

Kevin McCallister says: I can't tell you that?.

Kevin McCallister says: I can't tell you that?

Check Out Girl says: Why not?

Kevin McCallister says: Because you're a stranger?.

Kevin McCallister says: Because you're a stranger?

Kevin McCallister says: runs out of the house and sees two cars that are parked in the garage) The cars are here, they didn't go to the airport.

Kevin McCallister says: Runs out of the house and sees two cars that are parked in the garage) The cars are here, they didn't go to the airport.

Bellman says: (last lines) Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.

Bellman says: Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.

Bellman says: (last lines) (gives Buzz Kevin's room service bill) Merry Christmas.

Bellman says: [gives Buzz Kevin's room service bill] Merry Christmas.

Buzz says: (last lines) (takes his gum out of his mouth and put it in the bellman's hand) Oh!. here.

Buzz says: [takes his gum out of his mouth and put it in the bellman's hand] Oh!. here.

Bellman says: (last lines) Nice family. Really.

Bellman says: Nice family. Really.

Buzz says: (last lines) (looking at Kevin's room service bill that is $9.67) Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad....

Buzz says: [looking at Kevin's room service bill that is $9.67] Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad...

Peter McCallister says: (last lines) (shouts) KEVIN, YOU SPENT $9.67 ON ROOM SERVICE

Peter McCallister says: [shouts] KEVIN, YOU SPENT $9.67 ON ROOM SERVICE

Kevin McCallister says: (last lines) (gasps as he runs to his father)

Kevin McCallister says: [gasps as he runs to his father]

Kevin McCallister says: (stops and puts his batteries in his Talkboy while he's trying to catch up with his family at the O'Hare airport.) Come on, come on....

Kevin McCallister says: [stops and puts his batteries in his Talkboy while he's trying to catch up with his family at the O'Hare airport] Come on, come on...

Kevin McCallister says: Dad, wait up?.

Kevin McCallister says: Dad, wait up?

Kevin McCallister says: (running through the crowd) Dad, wait up. Wait up. Wait....

Kevin McCallister says: [running through the crowd] Dad, wait up. Wait up. Wait...

Waiter says: (scoops some ice cream in Kevin's bowl) Two scoops, sir.

Waiter says: [scoops some ice cream in Kevin's bowl] Two scoops, sir.

Kevin McCallister says: Two. Make it free, I'm not driving.

Kevin McCallister says: Two. Make it three, I'm not driving.

Kevin McCallister says: The third floor.

Kate McCallister says: Go.

Kevin McCallister says: It's scary up there.

Kate McCallister says: Don't be silly. Fuller will be up in a little while.

Kevin McCallister says: I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. You know about him, he wets the bed, he'll pee all over me, I know it.

Kate McCallister says: (looks disgusted) Fine. We'll put him somewhere else.

Kate McCallister says: [looks disgusted] Fine. We'll put him somewhere else.

Limo Driver says: (sees Duncan's Toy Chest) Here we are, sir. Duncan's Toy Chest.

Limo Driver says: [sees Duncan's Toy Chest] Here we are, sir. Duncan's Toy Chest.

Kevin McCallister says: (sees Duncan's Toy Chest) Merry Christmas Kevin!.

Kevin McCallister says: [sees Duncan's Toy Chest] Merry Christmas Kevin!.

Kevin McCallister says: [sees Duncan's Toy Chest] Merry Christmas Kevin!

Kevin McCallister says: (his mother gives the clown to him) Why do we have to go to Florida. There's no christmas trees in Florida.

Kevin McCallister says: [his mother gives the clown to him] Why do we have to go to Florida. There's no christmas trees in Florida.

Kate McCallister says: Kevin, what is it with you and the christmas trees?.

Kate McCallister says: Kevin, what is it with you and the christmas trees?

Kevin McCallister says: How can we have christmas, without a christmas tree, Mom.

Kate McCallister says: Well, find a nice fake silver one, or decorate a palm tree.

Kate McCallister says: Oh!, did you see grandma Penelope send you for the trip.

Kate McCallister says: Oh, did you see grandma Penelope send you for the trip.

Kevin McCallister says: Um!, let me guess, Donald Duck slippers.

Kevin McCallister says: Um, let me guess, Donald Duck slippers.

Kate McCallister says: (presents the clown) An intimate clown to play with in the pool.

Kate McCallister says: [presents the clown] An intimate clown to play with in the pool.

Kevin McCallister says: How exciting!.

Kevin McCallister says: How exciting!

Kate McCallister says: (talking to Kevin after he fights with Buzz over the pizza) Look, stop, stop. What is the matter with you?.

Kate McCallister says: [talking to Kevin after he fights with Buzz over the pizza] Look, stop, stop. What is the matter with you?

Kevin McCallister says: (points to Buzz) He started it. He ate my pizza on purpobe. He knows I hate sausages and onions and olives and....

Kevin McCallister says: [points to Buzz] He started it. He ate my pizza on purpobe. He knows I hate sausages and onions and olives and...

Uncle Frank says: (wipes the drink from his pants) Look what you did you little jerk!.

Uncle Frank says: [wipes the drink from his pants] Look what you did you little jerk!

Kate McCallister says: (walks in the bedroom to see Kevin) Honey, are you packed yet?.

Kate McCallister says: [walks in the bedroom to see Kevin] Honey, are you packed yet?

Kevin McCallister says: (plays Talkboy) Yes?. (plays back) Yes?.

Kevin McCallister says: [plays Talkboy] Yes?. [plays back] Yes?

Kate McCallister says: Anything I put out for you?.

Kate McCallister says: Anything I put out for you?

Kevin McCallister says: [plays Talkboy] Yes? [plays back] Yes?

Kate McCallister says: (drags Kevin as she sends him to the third floor) There are fifteen people in this house you're the only one who has to make trouble

Kate McCallister says: [drags Kevin as she sends him to the third floor] There are fifteen people in this house you're the only one who has to make trouble.

Kevin McCallister says: I'm the only one getting dumped on.

Kate McCallister says: You're the only one acting up. Now get upstairs.

Kevin McCallister says: I am upstairs dummy.

Kevin McCallister says: (looking at the Little Nero's pizza box after the pizza boy runs away and gets back in his car and drives away) A lovely cheese pizza just for me.

Kevin McCallister says: [looking at the Little Nero's pizza box after the pizza boy runs away and gets back in his car and drives away] A lovely cheese pizza just for me.

Check Out Girl says: Are you here all by yourself?

Kevin McCallister says: Ma'am, I'm eight years old, do you think I'd be here *alone*. I don't think so?.

Gangster says: You were here last night too!, weren't ya.

Gangster says: I was singing.... at the Blue Monkey last night.

Gangster says: I was singing... at the Blue Monkey last night.

Kevin McCallister says: She was not, she was smooching with your brother.

Gangster says: You were here.... and you were smoochin' with my brother.

Gangster says: You were here... and you were smoochin' with my brother.

Kevin McCallister says: See.

Kevin McCallister says: (sees the burgulars' van after he shoplifted from the store) I thought the Murphys went to Florida.

Kevin McCallister says: [sees the burgulars' van after he shoplifted from the store] I thought the Murphys went to Florida.

Kate McCallister says: Kevin, get upstairs right now?.

Kate McCallister says: Kevin, get upstairs right now?

Kevin McCallister says: Why?.

Kevin McCallister says: Why?

Rod says: Kevin, you're such a disease?.

Rod says: Kevin, you're such a disease?

Kevin McCallister says: Shut up!.

Kevin McCallister says: Shut up!

Peter McCallister says: Kevin, upstairs.

Kate McCallister says: Say goodnight Kevin.

Kevin McCallister says: 'Goodnight, Kevin'.

Kevin McCallister says: This is it. Dont get scared now.

Kevin McCallister says: [preparing to meet bandits and loading the rifle] This is it! Don't get scared now!

Harry says: Where is he?

Harry says: Where did he go?

Marv says: Maybe he commited suicide.

Marv says: Maybe he committed suicide.

Kevin McCallister says: I'm down here you big horses ass. Come and get me before I call the police.

Kevin McCallister says: I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.

Michael Alig says: [singing] Greetings, citizens. We are living in the age where the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame and glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed. Money, success, fame, glamour.

Michael Alig says: [singing] Greetings, citizens. We are living in the age where the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame and glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed. Money, success, fame, glamour.

Michael Alig says: That's not a crack hole! That's a rat hole! Rats on crack attack!

Michael Alig says: Oh please, party in the truck!

Kevin McCallister says: Hello (fires shotgun)

Kevin McCallister says: Hello. [machine gun fire]

Kevin McCallister says: Kevin: I'm 10-years-old. Television is my life!

Kevin McCallister says: Kevin: My family's in Florida, and I'm in New York.