Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage

Highest Rated: 97% Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Lowest Rated: 0% Grand Isle (2019)

Birthday: Jan 07, 1964

Birthplace: Long Beach, California, USA

Nicolas Cage was a versatile Academy Award-winning actor whose wide-ranging body of work spanned everything from oddball comedies (1987's "Raising Arizona", 2002's "Adaptation"), to dark character dramas (1995's "Leaving Las Vegas", 1999's "Bringing out the Dead"), to effects-driven action films (1997's "Con Air", 2004's "National Treasure", 2007's "Ghost Rider"). Ever since he could remember, Nicolas Cage wanted to be an actor. He was born Nicolas Kim Coppola in Long Beach, California, and from a young age harbored dreams of being up on the 60-foot silver screen, just like his childhood idol James Dean. Of course, it helped that his famous uncle was none other than Francis Ford Coppola, the Academy Award-winning director of such modern classics as "The Godfather" (1972) and "Apocalypse Now" (1979). However, Cage viewed his famous surname as more of a nuisance than anything, which is why he changed it early in his career. Cage attended Beverly Hills High School, and it was there that he first began acting. He studied theater at the school, but long desired to be acting in movies. Feeling like high school was holding him back, Cage dropped out in his senior year to pursue acting full-time. He nabbed his first role when was 18 in the high school drama "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" (1982). Although Cage's role in the film was minor, it gave him the confidence to charge full-steam ahead in building an acting career for himself. By the early 1980s he had changed his surname to Cage, after the Marvel superhero Luke Cage, and with the name change, saw his acting prospects rise. He was cast in his first substantial role as the lead in the 1983 comedy "Valley Girl," and over the next few years started steadily building a name for himself with parts in films like "Rumble Fish" (1983), "The Cotton Club" (1984), "Birdy" (1984), and "Peggy Sue Got Married" (1986). Both "Rumble Fish" and "The Cotton Club" were directed by his Uncle Francis. With his acting career on the upswing, Cage nabbed a breakout role as a manic ex-con in the Coen Brothers' crime comedy "Raising Arizona." Although the film drew mixed reviews upon its release, it has since grown in appreciation by critics, with Cage's hilarious performance as H.I. "Hi" McDunnough being singled out as one of the film's highlights. After "Raising Arizona," Cage began displaying his versatility as an actor by appearing in a wide array of different film genres. He appeared in romantic comedies like "Moonstruck" (1987) and "Honeymoon in Vegas" (1992), horror films like "Vampire's Kiss" (1988), and crime thrillers like "Red Rock West" (1993) and "Kiss of Death" (1995). Then in 1995 Cage floored both audiences and critics with his magnetic performance as a suicidal alcoholic in the bleak drama "Leaving Las Vegas." For his performance in the film, Cage took home an Oscar for Best Actor-his first. Although he could never quite be pinned down to one specific genre of film, by the late-1990s Cage began starring in a number of big-budget genre pictures made for the masses. These films included "The Rock" (1996), "Con Air" (1997), "Face/Off" (1998), and "8 MM" (1999). He did make time to star in Martin Scorsese's dark drama "Bringing out the Dead" in 1999, and earned his second Oscar nod for his role as screenwriter Charlie Kaufman in 2002's "Adaptation," but by the mid-2000s Cage's acting output was relegated almost exclusively to effect-heavy films with huge budgets. These included "National Treasure," "Knowing" (2009), "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" (2010), "Kick-Ass" (2010) and "Drive Angry" (2011). Cage would still, on occasion, make time to appear in more character driven works, among them "Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans" (2009), "Joe" (2013), and "Snowden" (2016). But for the most part, by the 2010s he was mostly appearing in genre films. The 2010s also saw Cage's output increase at a furious rate, with the actor appearing in multiple films a year. In 2019 alone he appeared in six films, among them "Primal," about a rare captive jaguar that escapes, and "Running with the Devil," a crime thriller which co-starred Laurence Fishburne. By 2020, Nicolas Cage had been acting professionally for nearly 40 years and had appeared in over 100 films (according to IMDB), thus making him one of the most prolific film actors of his generation.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent Himself (Character) - 2021
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jiu Jitsu Wylie (Character) - 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Croods: A New Age Grug (Voice) - 2020
86% 82% Color Out of Space Nathan Gardner (Character) $677.3K 2019
0% 54% Grand Isle Walter (Character) - 2019
38% 25% Primal Frank Walsh (Character) - 2019
No Score Yet 27% Kill Chain Araña (Character) - 2019
15% 21% A Score to Settle Frank (Character) - 2019
24% 39% Running With the Devil The Cook (Character) - 2019
91% 72% Teen Titans GO! to the Movies Superman (Voice) $29.6M 2018
21% 10% Looking Glass Ray (Character) - 2018
32% 84% Between Worlds Joe (Character) - 2018
91% 66% Mandy Red Miller (Character) $1.2M 2018
4% 9% 211 Mike Chandler (Character) - 2018
97% 93% Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Spider-Man Noir (Voice) $190.2M 2018
No Score Yet 99% Becoming Iconic Himself (Character) - 2018
75% 39% Mom and Dad Brent Ryan (Character) - 2017
3% 17% Arsenal Eddie King (Character) - 2017
No Score Yet 28% Vengeance: A Love Story John Dromoor (Character),
Producer
$4.5K 2017
31% 62% Inconceivable Brian (Character) - 2017
25% 23% The Humanity Bureau Noah Kross (Character) - 2017
50% 18% Dog Eat Dog Troy (Character) - 2016
17% 30% USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage Captain Charles Butler McVay III (Character) - 2016
25% 25% Army of One Gary Faulkner (Character) - 2016
63% 29% The Trust Jim Stone (Character) - 2016
61% 70% Snowden Hank Forrester (Character) $21.6M 2016
10% 25% Pay the Ghost Mike Lawford (Character) - 2015
24% 22% The Runner Colin Price (Character) - 2015
5% 22% Outcast Gallain (Character) - 2014
1% 38% Left Behind Rayford Steele (Character) $14M 2014
12% 28% Tokarev Paul Maguire (Character) - 2014
8% 15% Dying of the Light Evan Lake (Character) - 2014
71% 77% The Croods Grug (Voice) $187.2M 2013
85% 68% Joe Joe (Character) $371.9K 2013
61% 50% The Frozen Ground Jack Holcombe (Character) - 2013
35% 62% Can't Stand Losing You: Surviving the Police Producer $23.2K 2012
20% 34% Stolen Will Montgomery (Character) $289.8K 2012
0% 47% A Thousand Words Producer $18.4M 2012
47% 37% Drive Angry John Milton (Character) $10.7M 2011
9% 22% Trespass Kyle Miller (Character) $16.8K 2011
18% 31% Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider (Character) $51.8M 2011
11% 30% Season of the Witch Behman (Character) $24.8M 2011
28% 39% Justice Will Gerard (Character) - 2011
40% 53% The Sorcerer's Apprentice Balthazar Blake (Character),
Executive Producer
$63.1M 2010
76% 81% Kick-Ass Damon Macready/Big Daddy (Character) $48M 2010
85% 57% Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans Terence McDonaugh (Character) $1.7M 2009
33% 42% Knowing John (Character) $79.9M 2009
22% 39% G-Force Speckles (Voice) $119.4M 2009
50% 50% Astro Boy Dr. Tenma (Voice) $19.5M 2009
8% 26% Bangkok Dangerous Joe (Character),
Producer
$15.3M 2008
26% 48% Ghost Rider Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider (Character) $115.8M 2007
36% 67% National Treasure: Book of Secrets Ben Gates (Character) $220M 2007
28% 53% Next Cris Johnson (Character),
Producer
$18M 2007
15% 17% The Wicker Man Edward Maulis (Character),
Producer
$18.8K 2006
62% 42% The Ant Bully Zoc (Voice) $28.1M 2006
67% 60% World Trade Center Sgt. John McLoughlin (Character) $70.2M 2006
61% 84% Lord of War Yuri Orlov (Character),
Producer
$24.1M 2005
59% 56% The Weather Man Dave Spritz (Character) $12.5M 2005
46% 76% National Treasure Ben Gates (Character) $173M 2004
82% 74% Matchstick Men Roy (Character) $36.9M 2003
19% 81% The Life of David Gale Producer $19.6M 2003
23% 42% Sonny Acid Yellow (Character),
Director,
Producer
$17.6K 2002
33% 50% Windtalkers Joe Enders (Character) $40.9M 2002
91% 85% Adaptation Charlie Kaufman/Donald Kaufman (Character) $22.2M 2002
28% 50% Captain Corelli's Mandolin Captain Antonio Corelli (Character) $25.5M 2001
13% 48% Christmas Carol: The Movie Marley (Voice) - 2001
No Score Yet No Score Yet Bel Air Executive Producer - 2000
25% 77% Gone in Sixty Seconds Randall "Memphis" Raines (Character) $101.6M 2000
53% 67% The Family Man Jack Campbell (Character) $75.8M 2000
82% 74% Shadow of the Vampire Producer $8.3M 2000
72% 70% Bringing Out the Dead Frank Pierce (Character) $16.6M 1999
21% 52% 8MM Tom Welles (Character) $36.3M 1999
58% 82% City of Angels Seth (Character) $78.7M 1998
41% 35% Snake Eyes Rick Santoro (Character) $55.6M 1998
No Score Yet 75% Welcome to Hollywood Himself (Character) - 1998
56% 75% Con Air Cameron Poe (Character) $101.1M 1997
92% 82% Face/Off Castor Troy/Sean Archer (Character) $112.3M 1997
66% 85% The Rock Dr. Stanley Goodspeed (Character) $134.1M 1996
91% 85% Leaving Las Vegas Ben Sanderson (Character) $29.9M 1995
68% 37% Kiss of Death Little Junior Brown (Character) $14.7M 1995
10% 41% Trapped in Paradise Bill Firpo (Character) $5.8M 1994
57% 48% Guarding Tess Doug Chesnic (Character) $26.2M 1994
71% 54% It Could Happen to You Charlie Lang (Character) $37.8M 1994
95% 75% Red Rock West Michael Williams (Character) - 1993
0% 25% Deadfall Eddie (Character) $9.2K 1993
17% 31% Amos & Andrew Amos Odell (Character) $9.5M 1993
63% 35% Honeymoon in Vegas Jack Singer (Character) $33.5M 1992
33% 29% Zandalee Johnny Collins (Character) - 1991
67% 81% Wild at Heart Sailor (Character) $14.5M 1990
No Score Yet 21% Time to Kill Enrico Silvestri (Character) - 1990
10% 36% Fire Birds Jake Preston (Character) $14.8M 1990
61% 53% Vampire's Kiss Peter Loew (Character) $96.7K 1989
93% 81% Moonstruck Ronny Cammareri (Character) $80M 1987
91% 85% Raising Arizona H.I. McDonnough (Character) $21.1M 1987
No Score Yet 44% The Boy in Blue Ned Hanlan (Character) $235.9K 1986
86% 55% Peggy Sue Got Married Charlie Bodell (Character) $37.7M 1986
76% 55% The Cotton Club Vincent Dwyer (Character) - 1984
60% 62% Racing With the Moon Nicky/Bud (Character) - 1984
85% 84% Birdy Sergeant Al Columbato (Character) - 1984
73% 80% Rumble Fish Smokey (Character) - 1983
83% 72% Valley Girl Randy (Character) - 1983
76% 80% Fast Times at Ridgemont High Brad's Bud (Character) - 1982

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live! With Kelly and Michael Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2014 2009-2011
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS News Sunday Morning Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Insider Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood Guest 2009-2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Studio Spotlight Unknown (Character) 2013 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2012-2013 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet ES.TV Guest 2010-2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet LIVE with Kelly Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainers: With Byron Allen Guest 2012 2007-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Unknown (Guest Star),
Host
2012 1992
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kickin' It: With Byron Allen Guest 2009-2011 2007
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live With Regis and Kelly Guest 2009-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lopez Tonight Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.com Guest 2007-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Conan O'Brien Guest 2008

QUOTES FROM Nicolas Cage CHARACTERS

Loretta Castorini says: Where are you taking me?

Ronny Cammareri says: To the bed.

Rayford Steele says: Either I'm going crazy or the whole world is insane!

Hattie Durham says: Ray, I'm scared. Aren't you?

Rayford Steele says: I will be. As soon as I have time.

Cris Johnson says: Did you hear the one about the Zen master who ordered a hot dog.

Liz Cooper says: No.

Cris Johnson says: He said he'd have one with everything.

Detective Jack Singer says: I haven't seen so many side-burns since West Side Story.

Felson says: Tell me Behman, are we going in there to defeat the demon, or to save the girl?

Behmen says: Both.

Peter Loew says: "AM A VAMPIRE, AM A VAMPIRE".

Joe says: Look at the moon.

Castor Troy says: Dr Walsh! I was enjoying some of your groovy painkillers!

Edward Malus says: Take of the mask!

Grug says: Everyone! You have to listen to me!

Eep says: We would be dead if we listened to you! We have to follow guy now.

Grug says: Guy!!

Ugga says: Guy! Run!

Grug says: No one said survival was fun.

Grug says: Big words anger me... Keep talking.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: You, innocent.

Gressil says: Have mercy!

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Sorry, all out of mercy.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Monster.....

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Monster...

Roxanne Simpson says: I'm not afraid.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: I'm going to own this curse. And I'm going to use it against you. Whenever innocent blood is spilled, it'll be my father's blood. And you'll find me there, a spirit of vengeance, fighting fire with fire.

Mephistopheles says: I will make you pay for this.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: You can't live in fear.

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: now you know how it feels you won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Now you know how it feels. You won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock.

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: take cover child

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Take cover child.

Tom Welles says: I'll never get tired of hurting you, Eddie!

Cameron Poe says: You don't treat women like that.

Grug says: You followed the light. My daughter's a lot like you.

Guy says: No, she's like you. She loves you but she always forgets to say it. Just like you forget to tell her.

Grug says: I guess I was just busy keeping them all alive.

Guy says: It's OK. It's what dads do.

Ben Sanderson says: Interesting choice of words.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: He's scraping at the door!

Piper says: Gimme one good reason I shouldn't shoot you in the face.

Milton says: I'm drivin'.

Milton says: I'm driving.

Roy Waller says: To some people, money is a foreign film without subtitles.

Alva Restrepo says: Are you alright, Mr. Loew?

Peter Loew says: Shut up, bitch!

Grug says: Never not be afraid.

Ben Gates says: "You are the President of the United States, sir. Whether by innate character, the oath you took to defend the Constitution, or the weight of history that falls upon you, I believe you to be an honorable man, sir."

Ben Gates says: You are the President of the United States, sir. Whether by innate character, the oath you took to defend the Constitution, or the weight of history that falls upon you, I believe you to be an honorable man, sir.

The President says: "Gates, people don’t believe that stuff anymore."

The President says: Gates, people don?t believe that stuff anymore.

The President says: Gates, people don't believe that stuff anymore.

Ben Gates says: "They want to believe it."

Ben Gates says: They want to believe it.

Edward Malus says: Step away from the bike!

Ben Gates says: Wait a minute, we need water..... (Pours the last of it he has onto some rocks) Everybody! The water makes the rocks darker!

Ben Gates says: Wait a minute, we need water. Everybody! The water makes the rocks darker!

Terence McDonagh says: Shoot him again

Terence McDonagh says: Shoot him again.

Midget says: What for?

Terence McDonagh says: His soul is still dancing

Terence McDonagh says: His soul is still dancing.

Terence McDonagh says: Fucking iguanas

Terence McDonagh says: Fucking iguanas.

Milton says: Even in Hell, there is compassion.

Capt. Antonio Corelli says: I have always found something in life worth singing about.

Eddie says: Someone's gonna kill me man!

Eddie says: You filthy, double crossing, little fucking filthy, double crossing, filthy, fucking goddamn fucking filthy little RAT!

Eddie says: What am I, a fucking retard, man? Am I A FUCKING RETARD, HUH? I know what this is! Lou's trying to snuff me out because of his GREASY LITTLE NEPHEW being around! WELL, VIVE LA FUCKING FRANCE, MAN!

Charlie Lang says: Acting is how I put bread on the table.

Peter Loew says: Alva, there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there was someone here who was here even one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job; sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to or I'll fire you. You understand? Do you? Good.

Little Junior Brown says: I'm going to kill you Red.

Ben Gates says: How absurd.

Ben Sanderson says: I'm like a prickly pear... I'm a prickly pear!

Sailor Ripley says: I guess I started smokin' when I was about four. My Mama was already dead by then from lung cancer.

Lula Pace Fortune says: One of these mornins the sun's gonna come up and burn a hole through the planet like an electrical exray.

Sailor Ripley says: That ain't never gonna happen, honey. At least, not in our lifetime. By then they'll be drivin' Buicks to the moon.

Ben Sanderson says: I don’t know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking ’cause my wife left me.

Ben Sanderson says: I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking? Cause my wife left me.

Edward Malus says: HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

Edward Malus says: How'd it get burned?

Edward Malus says: What's in the bag? A shark, or something?

Larry says: [to Frank] What you gettin'?

Frank Pierce says: I'm not hungry.

Larry says: Oh yeah, you don't eat food.

Frank Pierce says: I eat, I just haven't had coffee yet.

Larry says: Coffee and whiskey, lucky you ain't dead with that diet.

Frank Pierce says: You cannot be near the newly dead without feeling it.

Frank Pierce says: I'd always had nightmares, but now the ghosts didn't wait for me to sleep.

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Now Switch to kryptonite!!!!!

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Now Switch to kryptonite!

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Now go to Robin's revenge!!!!!

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Now go to Robin's revenge!

Sean Archer says: You can't give back what you've taken from me

Sean Archer says: You can't give back what you've taken from me.

Castor Troy says: Oh well, plan B. Let's just kill each other

Castor Troy says: Oh well, plan B. Let's just kill each other.

Ben Sanderson says: I'll Tell You, Right Now...I'm In Love With You.

Ben Sanderson says: I'll tell you, right now... I'm in love with you.

Ben Sanderson says: Are You Desirable? Are You Irresistible?

Ben Sanderson says: Are you desirable? Are you irresistible?

Ben Sanderson says: We Both Know Than I'm A Drunk, And I Know You Are A Hooker.

Ben Sanderson says: We both know that I'm a drunk. And I know you are a hooker.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: It doesn't matter how far you run, there are some demons you just can't escape

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: It doesn't matter how far you run. There are some demons you just can't escape. [flames roar]

Eddie says: Hi-fucking-yah!!!

Eddie says: Hi-fucking-yah!

Sailor Ripley says: Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?

Lula Pace Fortune says: About fifty thousand times.

Riley Poole says: For the record, Ben, I like the house.

Benjamin Franklin Gates says: You know, I chose this estate because in 1812 Charles Carroll met-

Riley Poole says: Yeah, someone that did something in history and had fun. Great. Wonderful. Could have had a bigger house!

Benjamin Franklin Gates says: I'm so sorry I dropped you - I had to save the Declaration!

Dr. Abigail Chase says: No, don't be. I would have done exactly the same to you.

Benjamin Franklin Gates says: Really?

Dr. Abigail Chase says: Yeah

Riley Poole says: I would've dropped you both! Freaks.

Agent Sadusky says: So, here is your options: Door number one - you go to prison for a very long time. Door number two - we're going to get back the Declaration of Independence; you help us find it, and... you still go to prison for a very long time. But you'll feel better inside.

Benjamin Franklin Gates says: Is there a door that doesn't lead to prison?

Agent Sadusky says: Someone's got to go to prison, Ben.

Dr. Abigail Chase says: You have the original Silence Dogood letters? Steal those too?

Benjamin Franklin Gates says: They're scans of the originals, quiet please.

Dr. Abigail Chase says: How did you get scans?

Benjamin Franklin Gates says: I know the person who has the originals, now shush!

Dr. Abigail Chase says: Why do you need them?

Benjamin Franklin Gates says: She really can't shut her mouth, can she? [Offers her the Declaration] Look, I will let you hold this if you promise to *shut up*, please!

Benjamin Franklin Gates says: She really can't shut her mouth, can she? [offers her the Declaration] Look, I will let you hold this if you promise to *shut up*, please!

Abigail Chase says: So, the tea tables?

Ben Gates says: Yes, I was going to have the movers bring them to you next week.

Abigail Chase says: Actually, I was going to say you could keep them. And maybe you could come and move back in with me?

Ben Gates says: No, you used the word "so."

Ben Gates says: No, you used the word 'so.'

Abigail Chase says: So?

Ben Gates says: So when you say "so" it means you're angry.

Ben Gates says: So when you say 'so' it means you're angry.

Abigail Chase says: Sometimes. And then sometimes it doesn't. It's sort of like a puzzle. And you're so good at puzzles I'm sure you'll figure it out. So. (They kiss)

Abigail Chase says: Sometimes. And then sometimes it doesn't. It's sort of like a puzzle. And you're so good at puzzles I'm sure you'll figure it out. So. [they kiss]

Ben Gates says: Someone else is after the treasure.

Riley Poole says: Of course someone else is after the treasure. It's the axiom of treasure hunting.

Riley Poole says: Look at it this way - in a hundred years, no one is gonna remember anyone involved in the Lincoln assassination besides Booth.

Ben Gates says: That's not true. Do you know the expression "His name is mud?"

Ben Gates says: That's not true. Do you know the expression 'his name is mud?'

Riley Poole says: Yes, of course.

Ben Gates says: You do? Do you know the origin of the expression?

Riley Poole says: Does anyone but you?

Ben Gates says: Dr. Samuel Mudd was convicted of being a co-conspirator in the Lincoln assassination. The evidence was circumstantial, he was later pardoned, but it didn't matter. Mudd's name still lives in infamy, and I will 'not' let Thomas Gates' name be mud

Ben Gates says: Dr. Samuel Mudd was convicted of being a co-conspirator in the Lincoln assassination. The evidence was circumstantial, he was later pardoned, but it didn't matter. Mudd's name still lives in infamy, and I will 'not' let Thomas Gates' name be mud.

Ben Gates says: Where's the phone?

Patrick Henry Gates says: I don't know son I can't find anything in this mess.

Ben Gates says: It's only temporary 'til I can find a new place.

Patrick Henry Gates says: Find the old one. I like her!

Peter Loew says: I'm a vampire. Kill me!

Edward Malus says: AAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGH MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!

Edward Malus says: This is MURDER! MURDER! You'll all be GUILTY! And you're doing it for NOTHING!

Edward Malus says: What's in the bag, like a shark or something?

Edward Malus says: I swear to god I'll shoot you!

Nathan Arizona Sr. says: Just tell me why you did it.

H.I. McDonnough says: We can't have one of our own.

Nathan Arizona Sr. says: Well, look. If you can't have kids, you just gotta keep tryin'and hope medical science catches up with you, like Florence and me.

Nadya says: I'm not afraid of you.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Yeah? Well, you should be.

Yuri Orlov says: There are only two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

Yuri Orlov says: They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they oughta say is, "Evil prevails."

Yuri Orlov says: They say, 'Evil prevails when good men fail to act.' What they oughta say is, 'Evil prevails.'

Yuri Orlov says: Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves "freedom fighters."

Yuri Orlov says: Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves 'freedom fighters.'

Yuri Orlov says: That's the trouble with falling in love with a dream girl. They have a habit of becoming real.

Yuri Orlov says: You can't force someone to fall in love with you, but you can definitely improve your odds.

Terence McDonagh says: It's amazing how much you can get done when you've got a single purpose guiding you through life.

Machine Shop Earbender says: So me and Bill were patrolling out 9 mile.

H.I. McDonnough says: Bill Roberts?

Machine Shop Earbender says: No not that mother scratcher, Bill Parker!

Reverend Koestler says: This isn't the end, son.

John Koestler says: I know.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: How does it feel to have all that evil inside of you? All their power, all their souls, a thousand souls to burn. Look into my eyes, your soul is stained by the blood of the innocent, Feel their pain!

H.I. McDonnough says: Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless.

Rick Santoro says: Who gives a shit if you're sorry!!!!

Rick Santoro says: Who gives a shit if you're sorry!

Mindy Macready/Hit Girl says: Daddy I'm scared.

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Come on Mindy, honey, be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Mindy Macready/Hit Girl says: Is it gunna hurt bad?

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Ah child, only for a second sugar. A hand gun bullet travels at more than...

Mindy Macready/Hit Girl says: ...seven hundred miles an hour.

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: ...seven hundred miles an hour. So at close range like this the force is going to take you off your feet for sure, but its really no more painful than a punch in the chest.

Mindy Macready/Hit Girl says: I hate getting punched in the chest.

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: You're gunna be fine baby doll [shoots her]

Mindy Macready/Hit Girl says: Did you see the clip? He's actually pretty good.

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Yeah, good at getting he ass kicked. His name should be Ass Kick instead [laugh]

Mindy Macready/Hit Girl says: That doesn't make any sense.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Alcohol gives me nightmares

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: You know alcohol gives me nightmares.

Edward Malus says: Oh of corse, another plant!

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Roadkill.

Cameron Poe says: Put the bunny, back in the box....

Cameron Poe says: Put the bunny, back in the box...

Ben Gates says: I'm gonna kidnap him.

Ben Gates says: I'm gonna kidnap the President of the United States.

Benjamin Franklin Gates says: I'm gonna steal it.

Riley Poole says: What?

Benjamin Franklin Gates says: I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.

Castor Troy says: If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants.

Danny says: Did we win?

Johnny Cage/Ghost Rider says: Yes. Hell Yes.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Merry Christmas you assholes!

Dave Spritz says: Tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce...

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Your pissing me off!

Dave Spritz says: Man, I'd like to put my face in there. Right in there. Tartar sauce. My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. That's when you know its cold. I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce. A lot of guys don't. Well maybe they do. Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce. What happened to the guy who was trying to fly around the world in a balloon? Did he make it? I should put some espionage or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, its cold. Neil Young. Wh-why am I thinking about Neil Young. Neil Diamond. Neil... Theres not a lot of famous Neils. Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year. That never really happened. I haven't had a Spanish omelette in a long time. Here we go.

Nadya says: I'm not afraid of you.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Yeah? Well, you should be.