Sandra Bullock

Annie:	I got gum on my seat... Gum!
Annie:	I got gum on my seat. Gum!

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Jack Traven:	I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on tense experiences never work.
Annie:	Okay. We'll have to base it on sex then.

Leigh Anne Tuohy:	I'm here to investigate your odd predicament
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	I'm here to investigate your odd predicament.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

Alright the way I see it, there's only two possible outcomes. Either I make it down there in one piece and I have one hell of a story to tell, or I burn up in the next ten minutes. Either way whichever way, no harm no foul. Cause either way, it'll be one hell of a ride. I'm ready.

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Scarlett Overkill:	Respect! Power!
Stuart the Minion:	Banana!
Scarlett Overkill:	. . .Banana!

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Scarlett Overkill:

Doesn't it feel so good to be bad??

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Birdee Pruitt:

Mom, wake up! Oh God, please don't do this.

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Birdee Pruitt:

I would walk through fire before I would break up a family, because I am not a quitter.

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Elaine:	(talking about the Tuohy's Christmas card with Michael in it) He looks so big compared to you like Jessica Lange next to King Kong. (amidst chuckles)
Beth:	Hey, does Michael get the family discount at Taco Bell? Because if he does that Sean is gonna lose a few stores.
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	He's a good kid.
Elaine:	Well, I say that you make it official and adopt him. (laughs)
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	He's gonna be eighteen in a few months but it doesn't make much sense to legally adopt. (they all stare at her)
Sherry:	Leigh Ann, is this sort of white guilt thing?
Elaine:	What would your Daddy say?

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:

One-Mississippi - Joe Theismann, the Redskins quarterback takes the snap and hands-off to his runnin' mate. Two-Mississippi - it's a trick play, a flea-flicker. And the runnin' back tosses back to the quarterback. Three-Mississippi - up 'til now the play's been defined by what he doesn't. Four-Mississippi - Lawrence Taylor is the best defensive player in the NFL. And has been from the time that he walked onto the field as a rookie. He will also change the game of football as we know it... Legendary quarterback Joe Theismann never played another down of football.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:	We have been here for an hour, and all I see is people shootin' the bull and drinkin' coffee. I wanna know who runs this joint?
CPS Welfare Worker:	(points to a picture of George W. Bush)

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:

The seconds between the snap of the ball and the snap of the first bones is closer to 4 seconds than 5.

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Matt Kowalski:	Don't worry those pretty blue eyes of yours, Stone.
Dr. Ryan Stone:	My eyes are brown, Kowalski.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

Don't let go...

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Michael Oher:	Ms. Touhy?
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	I hear Ms. Touhy I look over my shoulder for my mother-in-law.

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Coach Cotton:	What did you say to him?
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the ninety eight percentile in protective instincts.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:	I'd like to become a legal guardian.
CPS Welfare Worker:	God help the child.

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Michael Oher:	Mr. Touhy sleeps on the couch?
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	Only when he's bad.

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Michael Oher:	It's nice, I never had one before.
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	What, a room to yourself?
Michael Oher:	A bed.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:	Michael, I want you to have a good time but if you get a girl pregnant out of wedlock, I will crawl up into the car, drive up to Oxford and cut off your penis.
S.J. Tuohy:	She means it.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:

Well, alright then.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:

I don't wanna name names but one of the coaches took him to a titty bar. Gave him nightmares.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:

I said you could thank me later. It's later, Bert.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:

You threaten my son, you threaten me.

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Necie:	I wish you could've known your momma back then, you've would loved her.
Sidda Lee Walker:	Necie, me not lovin' momma was never the problem.
Caro:	Her not lovin' you was never the problem either.

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Shep Walker:	I think it can best be said... The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Sidda Lee Walker:	Well, what about the road back? What's the paved with?
Shep Walker:	Humility.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

I know, we are all gonna die...

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

Please copy...

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Jack Devlin:	What did you think you were trying to do? Save the world?
Angela Bennett:	No, not the world. Just myself.

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Birdee Pruitt:	Who's Big Dolores?
Travis:	She's the meanest and dumbest girl in school, but she keeps passin' because even teachers are afraid of big Dolores. She has her own gang too.

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Birdee Pruitt:	You just never liked Bill.
Ramona Calvert:	Oh, I like all of God's creatures; I just like some of them better stuffed. And he's one of them.

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Birdee Pruitt:

Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life tryin' to overcome.

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Birdee Pruitt:

Then you should take it. If that's how you feel then you should take it. You and Connie deserve each other. You were lucky to have me. But you know what? I think I already got the best part of you. And she's standin' right out there, and she's waitin' for me. I don't know... what's left just doesn't look so good anymore. So why'd you come back? You want my permission? You want my... condolences? Why did you come back?

Bill Pruitt:

Well, I didn't wanna do this to you now, Birdee, but I want a divorce.

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Birdee Pruitt:	I would have stayed with you forever. I would have turned myself inside out for you
Bill Pruitt:	Birdee, I wouldn't have let you! People grow. They change. They have to!
Birdee Pruitt:	You think that I don't know that? I know that I'm not what I once was. I know that! But I haven't changed so much, that I would go and lie to someone that I love. God, I would walk through fire before I'd let them feel like they were nothin'! And I would never break up anybody's home. Because I am not a quitter. I care about my family! I may not be the same person, but then again, neither are you. You're sad, you're weak, and you're... shorter. If you wanna know the truth.
Bill Pruitt:	I'm in love with Connie. And this is my chance for a fresh start, and I'm takin' it, I'm sorry!

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Birdee Pruitt:

People fall in love. They fall right back out. It happens all the time.

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Birdee Pruitt:

Once upon a time your mama knew what it meant to shine.

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Bernice Pruitt:	Is this where you were "cream of corn"?
Birdee Pruitt:	"Queen of Corn," honey. Three years runnin'. A feat unsurpassed in the history of Smithville.

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Bernice Pruitt:	Mom, are you gonna marry Justin Matisse?
Birdee Pruitt:	Oh, honey, I'm not plannin' on gettin' married again for a long time. What, you don't like Justin?
Bernice Pruitt:	No, it's not that. It's just that...
Birdee Pruitt:	What is it? You can tell me.
Bernice Pruitt:	I just don't wanna be known as Bernice Matisse!

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Dr. Ryan Stone:	All right, the way I see it, there's only two possible outcomes.
Dr. Ryan Stone:	Either I make it down there in one piece and I have one hell of a story to tell...or I burn up in the next ten minutes.
Dr. Ryan Stone:	Either way, whichever way...no harm, no foul!
Dr. Ryan Stone:	Because either way...it'll be on helluva ride.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

I hate space.

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Jack Callaghan:	When did you start seeing Peter?
Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:	September seventeenth.
Jack Callaghan:	Three months, that's fast.
Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:	You have no idea.

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Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:	You give up your seat every day in the train.
Peter Callaghan:	Well... But that's not heroic
Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:	It is to the person who sits in it.

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Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:

Oh, geez, I was talking to myself.

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Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:

I'm not engaged. I've never even spoken to the guy.

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Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:

I'm not his fiancée.

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Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:

Wh-why did you say that?

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Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:

Well, we're... waiting.

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Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:

Celeste, you have to have sex to be pregnant.

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Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:

If you fit into my pants, I will kill myself.

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Jack Callaghan:	Tell me about your dad, what was he like?
Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:	He was a lot like me, brown hair, flat chest.

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Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:	You don't have to walk me home.
Jack Callaghan:	You block the wind.

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Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:

It just... I never met anyone I could laugh with. You know?

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Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:	Doesn't anybody use the phone anymore?
Joe Fusco Jr.:	I do.
Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:	I'm not talking about nine hundred numbers.
Joe Fusco Jr.:	Who told?

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Jack Callaghan:	I guess I don't remember meeting you.
Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:	Well, that's probably because we've never met.
Jack Callaghan:	That could have something to do with it.

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Joe Fusco Jr.:	O.K., Lucy, it's either me or him!
Lucy Eleanor Moderatz:	Him.
Joe Fusco Jr.:	You don't have to answer right away.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:	Fuck!
Matt Kowalski:	Copy that.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:	It's going to be hell of a ride!!!
Dr. Ryan Stone:	It's going to be hell of a ride!

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

I see nothing! I see nothing!

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

I was driving when I got the call, so ever since that's what I do. I drive.

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Matt Kowalski:	What do you like the most about this place?
Dr. Ryan Stone:	Silence

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

I had a girl. She was playing when she tripped and fell and hit her head,, that's all it took, she was gone.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:	All I do is go to work, and when I get home I just drive.
Dr. Ryan Stone:	All I do is go to work, and when I get home, I just drive.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

All right, Tiangong. Stay right there. You're my last ride.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

Clear skies with a chance of satellite debris.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

I hate space!

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

What do I do? What do I do?

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

Clear skies with a chance of satellite debris.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

It's time to stop driving. It's time to go home.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:	"No Hablo Chino"
Dr. Ryan Stone:	No Hablo Chino.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

My name's not "May Day."

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

You gotta be kidding me...

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

Either way, it's going to be one hell of a ride.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

You'll see a little girl, with brown hair, lots of knots. She didn't like to brush it. You tell her I found her red shoe. She was so worried about that red shoe. And it was under the bed the whole time.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

But one thing I know for sure: It's gonna be one helluva ride.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

I hate space.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:	Clear skies with a chance of satellite debris
Dr. Ryan Stone:	Clear skies with a chance of satellite debris.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

I hate space.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

Roger.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

You've got to be kidding me.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

I need some space.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:	How did you get here?
Matt Kowalski:	Like I said, it's a funny story.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

What do I do?! What do I do?!

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Sidda Lee Walker:

I don't care if she was abducted by leprechauns and whacked over the head with their shillelagh sticks!

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Sidda Lee Walker:	Daddy, did you get loved enough?
Shep Walker:	What's enough? My question is, did you?

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Caro:	(about Vivi's breakdown) She didn't leave you, Sidda.
Caro:	She didn't leave you, Sidda.
Sidda Lee Walker:	Yeah, well, she was sure as hell gone.
Caro:	She sure as hell was.

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Sidda Lee Walker:

I should'a quit when I was behind.

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Sidda Lee Walker:	(about Vivi) I am sick of fightin'! And, I am sick to death of this whole center of the universe, holler than thou, nothin' is ever enough. Oh, how I've suffered, nobody understands me. Somebody fixes me a drink and hands me a Nebutol, worn out Scarlett O'Hara... thing!
Sidda Lee Walker:	I am sick of fightin'! And, I am sick to death of this whole center of the universe, holler than thou, nothin' is ever enough. Oh, how I've suffered, nobody understands me. Somebody fixes me a drink and hands me a Nebutol, worn out Scarlett O'Hara... thing!
Caro:	Well, she's got her pagged, all right.

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Beth:	You're changin' that boy's life.
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	No. He's changin' mine.

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Dr. Ryan Stone:

Don't let go!

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Alton:	Whatchu packin'? .Twenty two? A little Saturday night special?
Alton:	Whatchu packin'? Twenty two? A little Saturday night special?
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	Yep. And it shoots just fine every other day of the week too.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:

Now, ya'll would guess that more often than not, the highest paid player on an NFL team is the quarterback. And you'd be right. But what you probably don't know is that more often than not, the second highest paid player is, thanks to Lawrence Taylor, a left tackle. Because, as every housewife knows, the first check you write is for the montgage, but the second is for the insurance. The left tackle's job is to protect the quarterback from what he can't see comin'. To protest his blind side.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:	(first lines) There's a moment of orderly silence before a football play begins. Players are in position, lineman are frozen. and anything is possible. Then, like a traffic accident, stuff begins to randomally collide. From the snap of the ball to the snap of the first bones, closer to four seconds than five.
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	There's a moment of orderly silence before a football play begins. Players are in position, lineman are frozen. and anything is possible. Then, like a traffic accident, stuff begins to randomally collide. From the snap of the ball to the snap of the first bones, closer to four seconds than five.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:	Sean and I have been talkin' and Michael, if you're gonna accept a football scholarship we think it should be to Tennessee. And I promise that I will be at every game cheerin' for you.
Michael Oher:	Every game.
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	Every game. But I will not wear that gaudy orange, I will not. It is not my colour wheel and I'm not gonna wear it.

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Sean Tuohy:	You really except Michael to lay down on the couch and talk about his childhood like he's Woody Allen or somethin'? I mean, Michael's gift is his ability to forget. He's mad at no one and he really doesn't care happen in the past.
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	You're right.
Sean Tuohy:	Excuse me? 'You're right'? How'd those words taste comin' out of your mouth?
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	Like vinegar.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:

If you so much as set foot downtown, you will be sorry. I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packin'.

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Michael Oher:	It's nice, I never had one before.
Leigh Anne Tuohy:	What, a room to yourself?
Michael Oher:	A bed.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:

I said you could thank me later. It's later, Bert.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:

I don't want to name names but one of the coaches took him to a titty bar. Gave him nightmares.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy:

If you so much as set foot downtown, you will be sorry. I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing.

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