Tawny Kitaen

Tawny Kitaen

Highest Rated: 54% Bachelor Party (1984)

Lowest Rated: 50% Witchboard (1986)

Birthday: Aug 5, 1961

Birthplace: Not Available

Toothsome, redheaded leading lady Tawny Kitaen got her start on such TV serials as Capitol and Santa Barbara. She graduated to "babe-hood" in the teen-raunch comedy Bachelor Party (1984). With her starring role in The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak, the 1984 film version of the old S&M "underground" comic strip, Kitaen achieved stardom as the torn-blouse heroine of many an R-rated adventure film. A better actress than one might think, Tawny Kitaen was quite amusing as the sensuous female deejay Nightbird on the syndicated TVer The New WKRP in Cincinnati, and even funnier as the voice of the whiny, obese feline Annabelle on the animated series Eek! The Cat.

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Come Simi Dee Dee 2015
No Score Yet After Midnight Actor 2014
No Score Yet Dead Tides Nola 1997
No Score Yet Hercules in the Maze of the Minotaur Deianeira 1994
No Score Yet Hercules in the Underworld Deianeira 1994
No Score Yet Hercules and the Circle of Fire Deianeira 1994
53% Three of Hearts Woman in Bar 1993
No Score Yet White Hot Vanessa 1988
No Score Yet Glory Years Actor 1987
No Score Yet Instant Justice (Marine Issue) Virginia 1987
No Score Yet Happy Hour Misty Roberts 1987
No Score Yet Crystal Heart Alley Daniels 1987
50% Witchboard Linda Brewster 1986
No Score Yet The Perils Of Gwendoline In The Land Of The Yik Yak Actor 1985
54% Bachelor Party Debbie Thompson 1984
No Score Yet Gwendoline Gwendoline 1984
No Score Yet California Girls Karen Malone 1984

TV

Credit
No Score Yet CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
2000-2015
Lydia Kole 2011
No Score Yet Rehab with Dr. Drew
2008-2012
Appearing Reality cast member 2010
2008
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest 2008
No Score Yet The Bonnie Hunt Show
2008-2010
Guest 2008
No Score Yet Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
1995-1999
Deianeira 1997
1995
No Score Yet Married...With Children
1987-1997
Dominique 1994
88% Seinfeld
1989-1998
Isabel 1991
No Score Yet America's Funniest People
1994
40% The New WKRP in Cincinnati
1993

QUOTES FROM Tawny Kitaen CHARACTERS

Sarabeth says: (before she continues with a seance) - Uh Bummer! I forgot my crystal ball! (Everyone looks at her bewildered, and then Sarabeth starts hysterically laughing) - Ha-ha-ha-ha just a little psychic humor. I don't really have a crystal ball!

Sarabeth says: (before she continues with a seance) Uh Bummer! I forgot my crystal ball! (Everyone looks at her bewildered, and then Sarabeth starts hysterically laughing) Ha-ha-ha-ha just a little psychic humor. I don't really have a crystal ball!

Linda Brewster says: Should we hold hands or something?

Sarabeth says: Nah (laughs) that's just in the vampire movies.

Linda Brewster says: (to Jim) - God, I love you.

Linda Brewster says: (to Jim) God, I love you.

Jim Morar says: (thinks for a moment) - I know.

Jim Morar says: (thinks for a moment) I know.

Linda Brewster says: (after Jim comes home from work early; pops up behind Linda) - Jesus Christ don't ever sneak up on me again! F**K! ...Sh*t! (under her breath) - Oh, f**k...What are you doing home?

Linda Brewster says: (after Jim comes home from work early; pops up behind Linda) - Jesus Christ don't ever sneak up on me again! F**K! ...Sh*t! (under her breath) Oh, f**k. What are you doing home?

Jim Morar says: I live here...What are you up to?

Jim Morar says: I live here. What are you up to?

Linda Brewster says: I found my ring. Remember the one that I lost when we moved in? (Smiles and holds up a ring) - See?

Linda Brewster says: I found my ring. Remember the one that I lost when we moved in? (Smiles and holds up a ring) See?

Jim Morar says: And that's such a monumental event that you started swearing?

Linda Brewster says: What?

Jim Morar says: Your language babe. I think "Gosh" and "Thorn" are the strongest words I ever heard you use...And when you'd take up plumbing?

Jim Morar says: Your language babe. I think 'Gosh' and 'Thorn' are the strongest words I ever heard you use. And when you'd take up plumbing?

Linda Brewster says: (talking to Jim) - Well thank you very much for ruining the party.

Linda Brewster says: (talking to Jim) Well thank you very much for ruining the party.

Jim Morar says: (thinks for a second) - You're welcome.

Jim Morar says: (thinks for a second) You're welcome.

Brandon Sinclair says: (playing the Ouija board with Linda; talking to the spirit David) - David...will you be able to choose your parents when you return?

Brandon Sinclair says: (playing the Ouija board with Linda; talking to the spirit David) David, will you be able to choose your parents when you return?

Linda Brewster says: (repeats what the Ouija board spells out) - "Yes".

Linda Brewster says: (repeats what the Ouija board spells out) 'Yes'.

Jim Morar says: Bullsh*t.

Brandon Sinclair says: Why? You can't believe you were stupid enough to pick your parents.

Jim Morar says: Hey, I don't talk to cardboard.

Brandon Sinclair says: (the Ouija board starts moving frantically) - Careful Jim, you're upsetting David.

Brandon Sinclair says: (the Ouija board starts moving frantically) Careful Jim, you're upsetting David.

Jim Morar says: What's he gonna do haunt me?

Brandon Sinclair says: (talking to the Ouija) - David are you alright?

Brandon Sinclair says: (talking to the Ouija) David are you alright?

Jim Morar says: Yeah he's alright, he's just a little dead that's all.

Brandon Sinclair says: SHUT UP JIM! (Talks to the Ouija) - David are you alright?

Brandon Sinclair says: SHUT UP JIM! (Talks to the Ouija) David are you alright?

Linda Brewster says: (who's also playing the Ouija) - My God it's really racing.

Linda Brewster says: (who's also playing the Ouija) My God it's really racing.

Jim Morar says: (talking about David) - Yeah maybe he's late for the last flight back to limbo.

Jim Morar says: (talking about David) Yeah maybe he's late for the last flight back to limbo.

Brandon Sinclair says: (before playing the Ouija board) - Alright one more thing before we begin. The spirits are lousy spellers and a lot of them like to lie. So just to play it safe I'm gonna try to contact David; the spirit of a little boy who died about thirty years ago. (A guy at the party asks: "You mean you actually talked to the spirit before?") - Yeah I contacted him several times. For some reason he is connected to this particular board.

Brandon Sinclair says: (before playing the Ouija board) Alright one more thing before we begin. The spirits are lousy spellers and a lot of them like to lie. So just to play it safe I'm gonna try to contact David; the spirit of a little boy who died about thirty years ago. (A guy at the party asks: 'You mean you actually talked to the spirit before?') Yeah I contacted him several times. For some reason he is connected to this particular board.

Linda Brewster says: Why's that?

Brandon Sinclair says: Well I don't know really. It's just that every Ouija board seems to have its own dominate spirit. Maybe it's because this board was made the day David died.

Jim Morar says: (being a wise ass) - How do you know when that board was made?

Jim Morar says: (being a wise ass) How do you know when that board was made?

Brandon Sinclair says: David told me.

Jim Morar says: (being a wise ass) - How do you know he wasn't lying? I mean you said they like to lie. Didn't you...didn't you say that?

Jim Morar says: (being a wise ass) How do you know he wasn't lying? I mean you said they like to lie. Didn't you, didn't you say that?