Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell

Highest Rated: 98% Oh Lucy! (2017)

Lowest Rated: 0% The Suburbans (1999)

Birthday: Jul 16, 1967

Birthplace: Irvine, California, USA

Will Ferrell used his prodigious skills in sketch comedy to become one of the most successful comedians of his generation. A native of Irvine, California, he attended the University of Southern California with an eye towards going into sports broadcasting. After college, however, he joined the Los Angeles improv group The Groundlings. He made his screen debut on the family sitcom "On Our Own" (ABC, 1994-95), and added small parts on the hit comedies "Grace Under Fire" (ABC, 1993-98) and "Living Single" (Fox, 1993-98). Ferrell's big break came in 1995 when he was asked, along with fellow Groundlings member Chris Kattan and Cheri Oteri, to join the cast of "Saturday Night Live" (NBC, 1975-). He initially established himself with characters developed in Los Angeles, including the club-going Butabi Brothers with Kattan, and the overly-enthusiastic Spartan cheerleaders with Oteri. He soon became one of the shows breakout stars, using his impressions of everyone from Alex Trebek to President George W. Bush to tremendous comedic effect. While still on "SNL," he began adding film credits with a cameo in Mike Myers' "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery" (1998) and the "SNL" sketch based "A Night at the Roxbury" (1998). His film profile took a noticeable leap in 2003 when he starred in both Jon Favreau's Christmas-themed film, "Elf" (2003) and the broad comedy "Old School" (2003), with Luke Wilson and Vince Vaughn. Starring in the 1970s parody "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" (2004), directed by his longtime writing partner Adam McKay, added another memorable character to his growing portfolio. Wanting to diversify beyond the standard comedy conventions, he added roles in Woody Allen's "Melinda and Melinda" (2004), "Stranger Than Fiction" (2005), and the musical "The Producers" (2005). Soon after, he began one of his most fruitful on-screen pairings when he starred with John C. Reilly in "Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby" (2006). The duo would reteam for "Step Brothers" (2008). Ferrell and McKay began the online comedy outlet Funny or Die in 2007, featuring a series of short films, including the pair's viral video "The Landlord" (2007). He formed yet another film partnership when he worked with Mark Wahlberg on "The Other Guys" (2010). They would costar with each other again in "Daddy's Home" (2015) and "Daddy's Home Two" (2017). While he became recognized as a film star, he didn't shun television. He joined both "The Office" (NBC, 2005-2013) and "Eastbound & Down" (HBO, 2009-13) for multi-episode appearances. Along with McKay, he produced the Emmy-nominated sketch comedy series "Drunk History" (Comedy Central, 2011-), and the mini-series "The Spoils of Babylon" (IFC, 2014). He was also a much sought after guest on television talk shows, where he would frequently appear in character. Working with fellow "SNL" alum Molly Shannon, he starred in the TV film "The Royal Wedding Live With Cord and Tish!" (HBO, 2018), and its follow-up "The 2019 Rose Parade Hosted by Cord & Tish" (HBO, 2019). Ferrell re-teamed with Reilly for the Sherlock Holmes spoof "Holmes & Watson" (2018).

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar Producer - 2021
37% 14% Downhill Pete (Character) $8.3M 2020
64% 78% Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga Lars Erickssong (Character),
Screenwriter,
Producer
- 2020
23% 38% Zeroville Rondell (Character) $8K 2019
74% 43% Between Two Ferns: The Movie Will Ferrell (Character) - 2019
87% 65% Hustlers Producer $105M 2019
96% 77% Booksmart Executive Producer $22.7M 2019
85% 68% The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part President Business/Dad (Voice) $105.8M 2019
67% 39% Ibiza Producer - 2018
10% 26% Holmes & Watson Sherlock Holmes (Character),
Producer
$30.5M 2018
65% 60% Vice Producer $47.8M 2018
21% 50% Daddy's Home 2 Brad Whitaker (Character),
Producer
$104M 2017
20% 35% The House Scott Johansen (Character),
Producer
$25.6M 2017
98% 83% Oh Lucy! Executive Producer $374.3K 2017
21% 38% The Boss Producer $63M 2016
22% 20% Zoolander No. 2 Mugatu (Character) $28.8M 2016
14% 24% A Deadly Adoption Robert Benson (Character) - 2015
63% 57% Sleeping With Other People Producer $814.8K 2015
28% 45% Get Hard James (Character),
Producer
$90.4M 2015
31% 49% Daddy's Home Brad Whitaker (Character),
Producer
$150.3M 2015
74% 46% Welcome to Me Producer $625.7K 2014
96% 87% The LEGO Movie Lord Business/President Business/The Man Upstairs (Voice) $257.8M 2014
24% 36% Tammy Producer $84.5M 2014
16% 53% Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Producer $55.7M 2013
74% 52% Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Ron Burgundy (Character),
Screenwriter,
Producer
$127.3M 2013
56% 34% Bachelorette Producer $418.3K 2012
36% 47% Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Damien Weebs (Character) $200.8K 2012
42% 35% House of My Father Armando Alvarez (Character),
Producer
$5.9M 2012
66% 51% The Campaign Cam Brady (Character),
Producer
$86.9M 2012
72% 72% Megamind Megamind (Voice) $148.3M 2010
78% 60% The Other Guys Det. Allen Gamble (Character),
Producer
$119.2M 2010
29% 31% The Virginity Hit Producer $535.2K 2010
73% 53% Everything Must Go Nick Porter (Character) $2.7M 2010
26% 32% Land of the Lost Dr. Rick Marshall (Character) $49.4M 2009
27% 37% The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard. Producer $15.1M 2009
55% 69% Step Brothers Brennan Huff (Character),
Writer,
Executive Producer
$100.5M 2008
22% 38% Semi-Pro Jackie Moon (Character) $33.5M 2008
39% 64% Hot Rod Executive Producer $13.9M 2007
70% 68% Blades of Glory Chazz (Character) - 2007
70% 69% Curious George The Man in the Yellow Hat (Voice) $58.3M 2006
73% 85% Stranger Than Fiction Harold Crick (Character) $40.1M 2006
71% 73% Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby (Character),
Screenwriter,
Executive Producer
$148.2M 2006
41% 43% Kicking & Screaming Phil Weston (Character) $52.6M 2005
76% 70% Wedding Crashers Chaz (Character) $209.2M 2005
40% 40% The Wendell Baker Story Dave Bix (Character) $127.1K 2005
25% 28% Bewitched Jack Wyatt/Darrin Stephens (Character) $62.3M 2005
42% 62% Winter Passing Corbit (Character) $106.6K 2005
51% 63% The Producers Franz Liebkind (Character) $19.4M 2005
67% 86% Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Ron Burgundy (Character),
Screenwriter
$84.1M 2004
52% 47% Melinda and Melinda Hobie (Character) $3.8M 2004
No Score Yet 56% Anchorman: Wake Up, Ron Burgundy -- The Lost Movie Ron Burgundy (Character),
Screenwriter
- 2004
84% 79% Elf Buddy (Character) $173.4M 2003
60% 86% Old School Frank (Character) $74.6M 2003
52% 75% Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Willenholly (Character) $30.1M 2001
64% 80% Zoolander Mugatu (Character) $45.2M 2001
11% 42% The Ladies Man Lance (Character) $13.6M 2000
29% 46% Drowning Mona Cubby (Character) $15.4M 2000
52% 71% Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Mustafa (Character) $206M 1999
No Score Yet 11% Men Seeking Women Al (Character) - 1999
32% 60% Superstar Sky Corrigan/Jesus (Character) $30.6M 1999
0% 22% The Suburbans Gil (Character) $5.8K 1999
71% 53% Dick Bob Woodward (Character) $6.2M 1999
11% 69% A Night at the Roxbury Steve Butabi (Character),
Writer
$30.3M 1998
No Score Yet 64% The Thin Pink Line Darren Clark (Character) - 1998
71% 77% Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Mustafa (Character) $53.9M 1997
No Score Yet 40% The Death Artist Young Man (Character) - 1995

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2020 2017 2015 2011-2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dish Nation Guest 2020 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Access Hollywood Guest 2020 2017-2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2020 2017 2015 2012-2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Extra Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden Guest 2020 2018 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet etalk Guest 2020 2017-2018 2015 2008
69% 96% Motherland: Fort Salem Executive Producer 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show Guest 2020 2017
90% 90% Dead to Me Executive Producer 2019-2020
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2014-2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show Guest 2020 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live with Kelly and Ryan Guest 2020 2017
No Score Yet 26% Late Night With Seth Meyers Guest 2020 2016-2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Guest 2020 2017
No Score Yet 40% The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Guest 2020 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Canada Guest 2020 2017-2018 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Unknown (Character),
Unknown (Guest Star),
Host
2018-2019 2015 2012-2013 2009 2005 1995-2002 1991 1989
No Score Yet No Score Yet No Activity Unknown (Guest Star),
Executive Producer
2017-2019
No Score Yet 87% Succession Executive Producer 2018-2019
No Score Yet 78% Drunk History Frankenstein's Monster (Guest Star),
Executive Producer
2018-2019 2014-2016
75% 81% I'm Sorry Executive Producer 2019
43% 57% This Giant Beast That Is the Global Economy Executive Producer 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2017-2018 2008-2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Music Performer,
Guest
2017-2018 2012-2013 2008-2010
93% 53% I Love You, America With Sarah Silverman Executive Producer 2017-2018
50% 85% LA to Vegas Executive Producer 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Chris Gethard Show Guest 2018 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen Guest 2017 2015 2013
41% 63% Chelsea Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet The View Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Unscripted Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Access Hollywood Live Guest 2017
80% 88% The Jim Gaffigan Show Himself (Guest Star) 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.TV Guest 2016
No Score Yet 87% Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Trevor Noah Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live! With Kelly and Michael Guest 2013-2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Funny or Die's Billy on the Street Guest 2015 2012
85% 80% The Last Man on Earth Gordon (Guest Star) 2015
81% 72% The Spoils of Babylon Eric Jonrosh (Character),
Producer
2014-2015
No Score Yet 75% Late Show With David Letterman Guest 2015 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Comedy Central Roast Unknown (Character) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Guest 2015 2008-2013 2003-2006 2000-2001
20% 61% Bad Judge Executive Producer 2014-2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS News Sunday Morning Guest 2015
79% 83% Welcome to Sweden Unknown (Guest Star) 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet 106 & Park Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Katie Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Larry King Now Guest 2013
91% 91% Eastbound and Down Ashley Schaeffer (Guest Star),
Executive Producer
2012-2013 2009-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Love You, Mean It With Whitney Cummings Guest 2012
78% 93% 30 Rock Shane Hunter (Guest Star) 2012 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet LIVE with Kelly Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2012 2009-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet American Latino TV Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS This Morning Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Charlie Rose Guest 2012 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet LIVE with Kelly Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood Guest 2009-2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live With Regis and Kelly Guest,
Host
2008-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Between Two Ferns Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lopez Tonight Guest 2010-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Early Show Guest 2010-2011 2008
81% 90% The Office Deangelo Vickers (Guest Star) 2011
100% No Score Yet Funny or Die Presents Will (Character),
Executive Producer
2010-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet ES.TV Guest 2009-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainers: With Byron Allen Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Mark at the Movies Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kickin' It: With Byron Allen Guest 2008-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Guest 2009-2010
No Score Yet 79% Sponge Bob Unknown (Guest Voice) 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.com Guest 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Tech Closeup Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday Unknown (Guest Star) 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lyons & Bailes Reel Talk Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Conan O'Brien Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Nightline Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Guardian Unknown (Guest Star) 2003
44% No Score Yet The Oblongs Bob Oblong (Voice) 2001-2002
93% 100% Undeclared Unknown (Guest Star) 2001
No Score Yet 62% Family Guy The Black Knight (Guest Voice) 2000-2001
No Score Yet No Score Yet Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child Unknown (Voice) 1999
No Score Yet 68% King of the Hill Unknown (Guest Voice) 1999
No Score Yet No Score Yet Grace Under Fire Unknown (Guest Star) 1995
No Score Yet No Score Yet On Our Own Unknown (Guest Star) 1995
No Score Yet No Score Yet FREE HBO: Succession Executive Producer
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Best of George Guest

QUOTES FROM Will Ferrell CHARACTERS

Nancy Huff says: You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.

Brennan Huff says: It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazin' that s**t up every day.

Brennan Huff says: It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazin' that shit up every day.

Brad says: The kids at the end of the day, the know who's been around, and... holy balls!

Mugatu says: Todd! Where's my damn latte?

Mugatu says: Prison changed me! I'm bad to the core now!

Harold Crick says: This may sound like gibberish to you... but uh... but I think I'm in a tragedy.

Brad says: Did you just gulp?

Brad says: No, just please go and get a shirt on.

Brad says: I hope its up to code.

Brad says: Why is he looking at me like that?

Brad says: I've always dreamed of being a dad. Let me tell you, I love it.

Det. Allen Gamble says: Great guy huge bush

Det. Allen Gamble says: Great guy huge bush.

Robert Benson says: You know the dangers of diabetic ketoacidosis!

Chazz Michael Michaels says: Mind-bottling, isn't it?

Jacobim Mugatu says: Destroy the Prime Minister of Malaysia!

Brennan Huff says: I used to smoke pot with John Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they would blaze that shit every day.

Det. Allen Gamble says: It's 9:15, let's have a great day everybody!

Jimmy says: Cut the shit!

Det. Allen Gamble says: I'm gonna make you eat a plate of human shit!

Phil Weston says: Quiet please! Shut up! I'm on the phone, you're not the only ones in the park!

Brick Tamland says: Yeah.. I stabbed a man in the heart

Ron Burgundy says: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Brick Tamland says: Yeah there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.

Ron Burgundy says: Brick I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder.

Ron Burgundy says: You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney.

Ron Burgundy says: I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

Garth Holiday says: Ron why did you say that? Why? Why Ron? Why? You were my hero Ron!!!

Ron Burgundy says: Garth. . . I.

Garth Holiday says: And you come out and. . . Stink like that. . . Poop. . . your poop mouth. . . you have a poop out of your mouth!!!!

Ron Burgundy says: Garth, If I were to give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the Pain?

Garth Holiday says: I hate you Ron Burgundy!!! I hate you!!!!!!!!

Mitch says: What's it all about?

Cam Brady says: America, Jesus, freedom.

Ron Burgundy says: Walter, listen to me. Life isn't a fairy tale, it's not a bunch of jumping rope and grabbing ass. It's complicated. What do you want to do with your life? What do you want to be when you grow up?

Walter Burgundy says: I want to be an astronaut or a cowboy!

Ron Burgundy says: You're never gonna be any of those, okay?

Veronica Corningstone says: Ron!

Ron Burgundy says: You've gotta set the bar a lot lower. Service industry, fry cook, prison guard. Maybe you're a lighting guy at a porn shoot. Which basically means you hold up a flashlight while adults do things.

Veronica Corningstone says: He is a child, Ron!

Ron Burgundy says: Nah, nah, nah, nah! He's got hair on his nugs. He's old enough to hear this.

Ron Burgundy says: Guess what, Trevor? Every morning I get here half an hour earlier and I sexually assault a starfish!

Ron Burgundy says: Damn it Lupita, what have you've been doing up there? Eating nachos?

Roxanne Ritchi says: So, that's it? You're just giving up?

MegaMind says: I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset and I don't get the girl.

Ron Burgundy says: I'm just a guy from Terre Haute Indiana with a big ol' dick and a fat wallet.

Ron Burgundy says: I'm going to have sex with a black woman!

President Business says: Hey, not so special anymore, huh? Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up! I'm not some special little snowflake, no! But as unspecial as I am, you are a thousand billion times more unspecial than me!

President Business says: Sorry it's just business... lord business.

Brick Tamland says: I love, carpet. I love, desk.

Ron Burgundy says: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?

Brick Tamland says: I love, lamp.

Ron Burgundy says: Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?

Brick Tamland says: I love lamp, I love lamp.

President Business says: Back from the dead, Brickowski?

Ron Burgundy says: It's a new superhero named Lace-Man

Ron Burgundy says: It's a new superhero named Lace-Man.

President Business says: All I'm looking for is total perfection.

President Business says: This rebellion is over!

President Business says: Nobody ever said I was special!

Bad Cop/Good Cop says: I can't do it! They're innocent!

President Business says: I knew it! Your good cop side has made you soft!

President Business says: That night in the city, when you thought I was the Special, and you said I was talented, and important... That was the first time anyone had ever really told me that, and it made me want do everything I could to be the guy that you were talking about.

Emmet says: That night in the city, when you thought I was the Special, and you said I was talented, and important... That was the first time anyone had ever really told me that, and it made me want do everything I could to be the guy that you were talking about.

Ron Burgundy says: No offense, but you're a stupid asshole!

Ricky Bobby says: (realizes his wife is marrying Cal) Are you serious!? I was gone for three hours!

Ricky Bobby says: Are you serious? I was gone for three hours!

Brian Fantana says: Ron, how many times have you smoked crack?

Ron Burgundy says: Just that one time, and one other time too. Ok, I've done it six more times

Ron Burgundy says: Just that one time, and one other time too. Ok, I've done it six more times.

Ricky Bobby says: Save me Tom Cruise!

President Business says: Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan corporation and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions or you'll be put to sleep, and don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week.

Cubby says: I've seen people more upset about losing change in a candy machine.

Ron Burgundy says: Son, I fought a minotaur to be here. and I'd do it again.

Harold Crick says: You just said ten seconds ago, you wouldn't help me.

Professor Jules Hilbert says: It's been a very revealing ten seconds.

Ron Burgundy says: Who wants some chimichangas?

Ron Burgundy says: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

Ron Burgundy says: Who is this Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!

Ron Burgundy says: No, it has to be pronounced "Anus"

Ron Burgundy says: No, it has to be pronounced "Anus".

Ron Burgundy says: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

Ron Burgundy says: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me

Ron Burgundy says: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.

Ron Burgundy says: Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA!

Ron Burgundy says: If your ass is the North Star, guys are gonna wanna follow it.

Ron Burgundy says: If your ass is the North Star, wise men are gonna wanna follow it.

Ron Burgundy says: I don't want to sound mean, but you're a stupid son of a bitch.

Ron Burgundy says: It's known as the chicken of the cave

Ron Burgundy says: It's known as the chicken of the cave.

Champ Kind says: It's known as the chicken of the cave.

Miles Finch says: Call me elf one more time.

Buddy says: He's an angry elf.

Ron Burgundy says: I don't want to sound mean, but you're a stupid son of a bitch.

Ron Burgundy says: No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.

Det. Allen Gamble says: Are you a big man? Huh? I'm talking to you!

Det. Terry Hoitz says: What?

Det. Allen Gamble says: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on."

Det. Terry Hoitz says: No.

Det. Allen Gamble says: Put on a little jacket, you go, you take you lunch cause you have big boy pants on? You got your big boy pants and your snack? I can say big loud things! I can be demonstrative!

Det. Terry Hoitz says: Stop!

Det. Allen Gamble says: We don't, we don't do this!

Det. Terry Hoitz says: You're scarin' the shit outta me man, stop it!

Det. Allen Gamble says: Is this how you conduct yourself? In a democracy?

Dale Doback says: you and your mom are hill-billy's. This is a house of learning doctors.

Dale Doback says: You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learning doctors.

Brennan Huff says: you're not a doctor. you're a big fat curly headed fuck.

Brennan Huff says: You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly-headed fuck.

Cam Brady says: You know the difference between your Mom and washin' machine? When I dump a load in the washin' machine it doesn't follow me around for three weeks.

Cam Brady says: Did anyone ask me how my fist felt after punchin' the iron like jaw of that baby?

Brennan Huff says: Hey Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!

Brennan Huff says: Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?

Derek says: What?

Brennan Huff says: If you lick my butt-hole.

Dale Doback says: Snap!!!

Dale Doback says: Snap!

Armando says: Let him die. He's missing a hand anyway

Armando says: Let him die. He's missing a hand anyway.

Ron Burgundy says: I'm in a glass case of emotion

Ron Burgundy says: I'm in a glass case of emotion.

Ron Burgundy says: Go fuck yourself San Diego

Ron Burgundy says: It's so hot (drinks milk) Milk was a bad choice.

Ron Burgundy says: It's so hot. Milk was a bad choice.

Ron Burgundy says: Hey aqualung!

Cam Brady says: America! Jesus! Freedom!

Ron Burgundy says: By the beard of Zeus!

Ron Burgundy says: Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?

Dr. Rick Marshall says: Sweat Gregor Mendel.

Dr. Rick Marshall says: God I hope I get It, I hope I get It.

Jovie says: What were you doing in the women's locker room this morning?

Buddy says: I heard you singing.

Jovie says: What about the fact that I was naked in the shower?

Buddy says: I didn't know you were naked.

Cam Brady says: Come and get me, Ranger Rick!

Frank "The Tank" says: We're going streaking!

Frank "The Tank" says: Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank

Frank "The Tank" says: Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, OK? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.

Frank "The Tank" says: [after funnelling a beer] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

Peppers says: You got a fucking dart in your neck, man.

Frank "The Tank" says: [laughing] You're... you're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy.

Beanie says: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."

Frank "The Tank" says: Cock. Balls.

Beanie says: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.

Frank "The Tank" says: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Frank "The Tank" says: You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.

Frank "The Tank" says: You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.

Will says: Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

Dr. Rick Marshall says: Yes! I really do!

Dr. Rick Marshall says: What the h***?

Will says: Oh my bad. I'm man enough to say I was wrong.

Det. Allen Gamble says: I'm about to do you grandpa style.

Will says: You're paying for that.

Dr. Rick Marshall says: I'm most certainly am not.

Sack says: Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now!

Chazz Reinhold says: Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner over here.

Santa says: Sorry Buddy but ..... your dad is on the naughty list

Santa says: Sorry Buddy but... your dad is on the naughty list.

Buddy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Buddy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Buddy says: (standing over another stall) Did u see these toilets they're ginormous!!!

Buddy says: [standing over another stall] Did you see these toilets they're ginormous!

Chaka says: (Singing)

Chaka says: [singing]

Dr. Rick Marshall says: Shutup Chaka!

Ron Burgundy says: Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?

Ron Burgundy says: Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY!

Ron Burgundy says: Oh Audrey... I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY!

Dale Doback says: OK on the count of three name your favourite dinosaur, don't even think about it just do it. 1, 2, 3

Brennan Huff says: Philosoraptor

Brennan Huff says: Philosoraptor.

Dale Doback says: Philosoraptor

Dale Doback says: Philosoraptor.

Brennan Huff says: Favourite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.

Dale Doback says: Good Housekeeping

Dale Doback says: Good Housekeeping.

Brennan Huff says: Good Housekeeping

Brennan Huff says: Good Housekeeping.

Brennan Huff says: If you were a chick who's the one guy you'd sleep with?

Dale Doback says: John Stamos

Dale Doback says: John Stamos.

Brennan Huff says: John Stamos

Brennan Huff says: John Stamos.

Dale Doback says: Dad please shut up

Brennan Huff says: PLEASE SHUT UP!

Phil Weston says: I'm not a kid from mexico!

Phil Weston says: I'm not a kid from Mexico!

Jackie Moon says: Everybody panic!

Jackie Moon says: It's just like the Titanic but it's full of bears!