Bill Beyrer
Bill Beyrer's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
Biography:
CinemaBlend.com film critic.
Are We There Yet? (2005)
12%
1/5
EDIT
“Is it over yet?” –
CinemaBlend
Jan 11, 2005
Full Review
Imaginary Heroes (2004)
34%
3/5
EDIT
“Twists and turns more times than Chubby Checker on a roller coaster during an earthquake.” –
CinemaBlend
Jan 4, 2005
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
90%
3/5
EDIT
“Its originality sucker punches you in the face and you barely have time to recover.” –
CinemaBlend
Dec 28, 2004
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Darkness (2002)
5%
3/5
EDIT
“Is it inappropriate that a horror movie is opening nationwide on Jesus' birthday?” –
CinemaBlend
Dec 26, 2004
Full Review
Coach Carter (2005)
63%
3/5
EDIT
“A new millennium hybrid of Dangerous Minds and Hoosiers.” –
CinemaBlend
Dec 14, 2004
Full Review
A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004)
44%
4/5
EDIT
“Goes above and beyond to serenade you into submission.” –
CinemaBlend
Dec 8, 2004
Full Review
In Good Company (2004)
83%
4/5
EDIT
“You won't see anything else more cleverly produced this year.” –
CinemaBlend
Nov 16, 2004
Full Review
Seed of Chucky (2004)
36%
2.5/5
EDIT
“I may warm up to Seed of Chucky over time, but it'll be a long wait.” –
CinemaBlend
Nov 14, 2004
Full Review
The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
4%
1.5/5
EDIT
“The magic is now gone because we've seen the wizard's tricks.” –
CinemaBlend
Nov 4, 2004
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National Treasure (2004)
47%
3.5/5
EDIT
“A smart, entertaining little adventure through American history.” –
CinemaBlend
Oct 25, 2004
Full Review
The Grudge (2004)
41%
1.5/5
EDIT
“You'll resent seeing this movie.” –
CinemaBlend
Oct 20, 2004
Full Review
Stage Beauty (2004)
64%
3.5/5
EDIT
“A decent film that just missed its shot at being great.” –
CinemaBlend
Oct 14, 2004
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Woman Thou Art Loosed (2004)
52%
2/5
EDIT
“This isn't a bad movie; it's just watered down.” –
CinemaBlend
Oct 10, 2004
Full Review
Pauly Shore Is Dead (2004)
50%
3/5
EDIT
“While it is indeed pretty funny, the darkness got lost somewhere in the shuffle.” –
CinemaBlend
Oct 5, 2004
Full Review
The Last Shot (2004)
61%
4/5
EDIT
“A delightful little surprise.” –
CinemaBlend
Sep 24, 2004
Full Review
Finding Neverland (2004)
83%
4/5
EDIT
“Take all the really good parts of Shakespeare in Love and Big Fish, put it in a blender, and the end result is Finding Neverland.” –
CinemaBlend
Sep 23, 2004
Full Review
Soul Plane (2004)
16%
1/5
EDIT
“Nothing more than racial stereotype after racial stereotype.” –
CinemaBlend
Sep 17, 2004
Full Review
When Will I Be Loved (2004)
32%
2/5
EDIT
“Nothing more than brazen indie softcore porn.” –
CinemaBlend
Sep 14, 2004
Full Review
Cellular (2004)
56%
3.5/5
EDIT
“There might not be a huge market for a Ned Flanders-like action hero, but in this movie it absolutely fit-diddley-its.” –
CinemaBlend
Sep 9, 2004
Full Review
Vanity Fair (2004)
50%
5/5
EDIT
“Vanity Fair is a must see, if only because the really, really good stuff doesn't come out for another two months or so.” –
CinemaBlend
Sep 3, 2004
Full Review
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
26%
1.5/5
EDIT
“The kind of sequel that should have gone directly to DVD shelves.” –
CinemaBlend
Aug 28, 2004
Full Review
Criminal (2004)
69%
3/5
EDIT
“We got two and a half more months of crap to go before we get to the holiday/awards season.” –
CinemaBlend
Aug 22, 2004
Full Review
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
10%
2.5/5
EDIT
“An all out gore fest that would make Mel Gibson blush.” –
CinemaBlend
Aug 20, 2004
Full Review
We Don't Live Here Anymore (2004)
65%
3.5/5
EDIT
“The most realistic couple arguing I've seen on screen to date.” –
CinemaBlend
Aug 9, 2004
Full Review
Code 46 (2003)
52%
3/5
EDIT
“Robbins and Morton are very good actors, though the material given to them and their zeal as an on-screen item seems apprehensively forced.” –
CinemaBlend
Aug 8, 2004
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