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Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) |
If it hasn’t already been advised by Disney, Avatar’s captain just really needs to either learn to let go or be locked out of the editing room on the next one. Even the most jaw-dropping of action sequences seem stretched or recur unnecessarily.. - Moviehole
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| Posted Dec 23, 2022
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The Pale Blue Eye (2022) |
An unpredictable, exceedingly suspenseful thriller that’ll send more shivers down your spine than an ice-pack on your back, The Pale Blue Eye is filmmaking at its finest. - Moviehole
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| Posted Dec 23, 2022
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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) |
So finely and delicately chopped and browned. Sharper than Knives. - Moviehole
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| Posted Dec 11, 2022
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Violent Night (2022) |
Die Hard in a Manjer. One of the big film surprises of the year, you won't have to be drunk on spiked eggnog to enjoy Violent Night. - Moviehole
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| Posted Dec 11, 2022
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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) |
The Best Family Film Of The Year. - Moviehole
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| Posted Dec 11, 2022
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Prey (2022) |
An absolute winner - Moviehole
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| Posted Aug 10, 2022
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Licorice Pizza (2021) |
The best film of the year - Moviehole
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| Posted May 14, 2022
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Monstrous (2022) |
a genuinely compelling and original horror yarn - Moviehole
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| Posted May 14, 2022
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) |
The film's wild mesh of body horror, gore and creepiness is pure gold - Moviehole
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| Posted May 04, 2022
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Crush (2022) |
Sublime performances (particularly the always-adorable Blanchard), a sunny storyline, and sweetness - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 30, 2022
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Vinyl Nation (2020) |
compelling and insightful - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 30, 2022
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The Northman (2022) |
A brutal, testosterone-fueled profusion of "Game of Thrones", 300, and Kill Bill - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 30, 2022
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Two Hands (1999) |
Darkly comical, with firecracker performances from all involved, "Two Hands" deserves its status as an Aussie classic. - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 07, 2022
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Death on the Nile (2022) |
Complete with some of the tackiest CGI since Lawnmower Man 2 : Beyond Cyberspace. - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 07, 2022
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Ambulance (2022) |
Speed in an Ambulance - Buckle up. Hold on. Grit teeth. - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 07, 2022
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Morbius (2022) |
A stylish, special effects-clad vampire flick that'll keep you perfectly entertained on a red eye flight - Moviehole
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| Posted Mar 31, 2022
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The Batman (2022) |
The Batman movie youve been waiting for.. Pattinson is great - Moviehole
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| Posted Mar 03, 2022
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Red Rocket (2021) |
Funny, raw, kinky, and packed with a rousing, hilarious performance by Rex - Moviehole
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| Posted Feb 17, 2022
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Moonfall (2022) |
If theres two things Emmerich knows how to do and how to do well its blow-up cities spectacularly, and cast very appealing marquee names. - Moviehole
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| Posted Feb 17, 2022
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Marry Me (2022) |
Put a ring on it, This ones a keeper - Moviehole
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| Posted Feb 17, 2022
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Blacklight (2022) |
This time it's cinemagoers being Taken (for a ride) - Moviehole
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| Posted Feb 11, 2022
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Scream (2022) |
Wes would be tearfully overjoyed....energized and enjoyable - Moviehole
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| Posted Feb 08, 2022
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Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) |
A gripping, tense, fun, heartfelt, surprisingly touching, and very nostalgic love letter to Lee and Ditkos Amazing Spider-Man. - Moviehole
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| Posted Feb 08, 2022
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Candyman (2021) |
A Horror Masterpiece! - Moviehole
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| Posted Aug 26, 2021
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Crime Story (2021) |
Coupled with attractive and nifty camera work by John DeFazio, and an indecisive though workable script by Adam Lipsius, "Crime Story" is totally adequate post-11pm late night telly viewing. - Moviehole
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| Posted Aug 25, 2021
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Collusions (2021) |
A tight, compelling pressure cooker that features the kind of relatable and interesting storytelling you don't see often in procedural thrillers. - Moviehole
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| Posted Aug 25, 2021
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Those Who Wish Me Dead (2021) |
highly-entertaining star vehicle hits the spot - Moviehole
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| Posted Jul 30, 2021
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Jungle Cruise (2021) |
"Jungle Cruise" is the ride to take - especially during these trying, turbulent times - this year - Moviehole
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| Posted Jul 29, 2021
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Mortal Kombat (2021) |
As far as film adaptations of video games go, "Mortal Kombat" is a flawless victory. - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 25, 2021
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No Mercy (1986) |
A solid, gritty thriller - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 21, 2021
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Synchronic (2019) |
a swift, intelligent and thought-provoking sci-fi thriller - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 21, 2021
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Shadow in the Cloud (2020) |
A well-crafted, welcomingly tight and undeniably fun action-horror hybrid...a lot of girl power and some ridiculously fun action sequences - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 21, 2021
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Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) |
King Kong vs. Godzilla" isn't "intellectual" but if you're going to lose braincells, there's no better way to do it! - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 21, 2021
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Coming 2 America (2021) |
Murphy is the most enthusiastic and vivacious he's been in years here - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 21, 2021
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Boss Level (2021) |
A zippy, crafty delight....even action snobs will find "Boss Level" a good time. - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 21, 2021
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Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway (2021) |
with it's tight runtime, a cutesy assemblage of characters, and a vivacious performance by Gleeson, it's certain to please it's target market. - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 21, 2021
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Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar (2021) |
Try as hard as you might you won't be able to keep a straight face through even a minute of this. - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 21, 2021
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Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021) |
Regardless of whether you enjoy Snyder's darker, more morbid take on DC superheroes, there's no denying his 4-hour (!) cut of "Justice League" is a solid, all-engrossing picture - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 21, 2021
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Kid 90 (2021) |
A sincere, brave and very unique look at the hardships of being not only a star but simply, a teenager, in the '90s. - Moviehole
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| Posted Apr 21, 2021
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(undefined) |
Stephen King returns to form....truly novel - Moviehole
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| Posted Feb 21, 2021
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The Insider (1999) |
Pacino and Crowe, powerful performers in their own, singular right, make for an extremely dynamic duo in this absolutely riveting, intricately plotted true account of a jaw-dropper case from a few years back. - Moviehole
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| Posted Sep 03, 2020
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Donovan's Echo (2011) |
Donovan's Echo is a real surprise package - stylish, compelling and intensely performed, showcasing a powerful and exciting new voice in filmmaking. - Moviehole
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| Posted Sep 03, 2020
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Greyhound (2020) |
While spectacular visual effects, pulsating soundtrack and commanding performance by awards-fave Hanks are still appreciated at home, it's difficult to become fully engrossed here, particularly with sound & image taking precedence over storytelling. - Moviehole
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| Posted Sep 03, 2020
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Palm Springs (2020) |
A clever, very funny and effectively performed rom-com that runs rings around most other recent laffers. - Moviehole
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| Posted Sep 03, 2020
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The Old Guard (2020) |
Though the villain is a bit cardboard-cut out, and the plot a bit messy, there's so much good-looking action fun on hand that you can't but be seduced by the flick's charms. - Moviehole
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| Posted Sep 03, 2020
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Irresistible (2006) |
For all intents and purposes, "Irresistible" is a bad film in good film's clothing - looks appealing on the outside but on the inside its as hollow as an Easter egg. - Moviehole
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| Posted May 13, 2020
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Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball (2010) |
It's actually quite good. - Moviehole
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| Posted May 05, 2020
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Tuscaloosa (2019) |
Part "Birdy", part "Little Pal", "Tuscaloosa" is a character-driven period piece that immediately transports you to a particular time and place thanks to a well-weaved libretto and killer production design. - Moviehole
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| Posted Mar 13, 2020
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The Postcard Killings (2020) |
As a grieving father looking for answers after his daughter is murdered while on her honeymoon, Morgan has never been better. . - Moviehole
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| Posted Mar 13, 2020
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Inherit the Viper (2019) |
Josh Hartnett reminds us why he was once of the most in-demand actors of our times, with a multi-faceted, complex and somewhat appropriately fraught turn. Atmospheric and well-performed - Moviehole
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| Posted Feb 12, 2020
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