Collin Souter
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
I graduated with a Film/Video degree from Columbia College. I started writing movie reviews six years ago when I couldn't help but notice a foul odor of mediocrity eminating from the multiplexes. I just had to tell someone. And I've been writing about it ever since. But, as Richard O'Brien wrote, "There's a light in the darkness of everybody's life," and thank God that light is cinema, be it good or bad. I'm also an award-winning screenwriter (1999 Screenwriter's Showcase Awards) and documentary filmmaker.
Favorites:
Brazil, All the Real Girls, Gimme Shelter, Rashomon, City Lights, Joe Versus The Volcano, E.T., Heavenly Creatures, Sullivan's Travels, 5 Corners, Network, Sunset Blvd., Fearless, Magnolia, Near Dark, American Movie, The Three Colors Trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy
Location:
12 Alton Rd.Prospect HTs. IL 60070
Official Website:
http://www.efilmcritic.com
The Merchants of Joy (2025)
3/4
EDIT
“In the end, the film has a tried-and-true message: stop working overtime to make a few bucks, slow down, and appreciate what you have” –
RogerEbert.com
Dec 1, 2025
Full Review
The Decalogue (1989)
100%
4/4
EDIT
“Amongst the greatest stories ever told. No serious film scholar can afford to miss it.” –
eFilmCritic.com
May 1, 2021
Full Review
Beats (2019)
97%
3.5/4
EDIT
“Welsh's frequently funny and moving Beats accomplishes a lot in its seemingly simple story of a fragile friendship.” –
RogerEbert.com
Jun 26, 2020
Full Review
Up Against Them All (2003)
4/5
EDIT
“” –
eFilmCritic.com
Apr 4, 2011
Full Review
I'm Still Here (2010)
53%
2/5
EDIT
“” –
eFilmCritic.com
Sep 13, 2010
Full Review
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
77%
3/4
EDIT
“When Spielberg makes an Indiana Jones movie, you can tell he still loves it. I guess I do, too. For the most part, anyway.” –
eFilmCritic.com
May 21, 2008
Full Review
U2 (2007)
92%
3.5/4
EDIT
“An elegant, dazzling and graceful concert film that captures the true spirit of a U2 show.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Jan 27, 2008
Full Review
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
90%
4/4
EDIT
“Like the orginal Airplane! or an early Mel Brooks film, it's destined to be quoted, revisited and cherished for years to come.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Nov 2, 2006
Full Review
The Marine (2006)
17%
2.5/4
EDIT
“A big, hilarious, stupid meathead of a movie, destined to be a huge hit on The Violence Channel.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Oct 14, 2006
Full Review
Broken Bridges (2006)
5%
1.5/4
EDIT
“It feels about as sincere and insightful as a Schlitz-induced rendition of Achy-Breaky Heart.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Sep 29, 2006
Full Review
Jackass: Number Two (2006)
66%
3/4
EDIT
“The jackass films were made for the sole purpose of getting a crowd of drunken lunkheads together for a night of brainless hilarity. Nothing more, nothing less.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Sep 21, 2006
Full Review
Crank (2006)
62%
3.5/4
EDIT
“At times, Crank's everything-including-the-kitchen-sink-and-then-some approach feels more like a cartoon than anything else.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Sep 3, 2006
Full Review
Idiocracy (2006)
71%
3.5/4
EDIT
“Most of these cartoon-like characters could only come from a mind like Mike Judge, who hasn't lost his ability to make stupidity both alarming and endearing.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Sep 3, 2006
Full Review
Idlewild (2006)
47%
3/4
EDIT
“There will probably never be a marriage between a great movie and a great album, but I'm glad they keep trying.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Aug 30, 2006
Full Review
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
69%
2/4
EDIT
“After a while we're stuck with a one-joke concept that got old months before the movie came out and gets older still as the movie wears on.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Aug 17, 2006
Full Review
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
72%
3.5/4
EDIT
“Most comedies these days try too hard to be funny. Talladega Nights simply tries to be funny without being obvious.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Aug 17, 2006
Full Review
Monster House (2006)
75%
4/4
EDIT
“So fresh, innovative and fun, you can't believe it wasn't written by Brad Bird and directed by Robert Zemeckis.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Aug 17, 2006
Full Review
Miami Vice (2006)
47%
1.5/4
EDIT
“Were it not for its title, this plodding, tiresome mess would have never seen the light of day.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Aug 17, 2006
Full Review
World Trade Center (2006)
66%
2.5/4
EDIT
“I look at the screen and I don't see John McLaughlin. I see Nicolas Cage with a moustache and an awkward New York accent.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Aug 17, 2006
Full Review
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
53%
3/4
EDIT
“Almost the exact same review as the first: A lot of fun, but could use some trimming.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Jul 11, 2006
Full Review
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
75%
3/4
EDIT
“The storyline sets itself up for plenty of phony pay-offs, but thankfully doesn't deliver on them. It actually knows better.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Jul 11, 2006
Full Review
The Lake House (2006)
35%
3.5/4
EDIT
“It refreshingly becomes less about time travel and more about the choices we make and the chances we miss.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Jul 11, 2006
Full Review
Superman Returns (2006)
72%
2.5/4
EDIT
“The plane taking off, flying and nearly crashing into the earth almost serves as a metaphor for the entire Superman Returns experience.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Jul 11, 2006
Full Review
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
38%
3/5
EDIT
“I found myself responding to its fenderheaded foolishness... and I suspect that those of you with a healthy taste for the absurd may find themselves reacting in the same way.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Jul 1, 2006
Full Review
The Break-Up (2006)
34%
2/4
EDIT
“The behavior of the two main charactres exists solely to be "cute," while giving us no reason to believe these two people should be together in the first place.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Jun 11, 2006
Full Review
No Reviews Yet
Load More
Something went wrong.. try again