Retirement Plan (2024)
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“It’s cute, quippy, and fun, but not without the melancholic presence of knowledge that death comes for us all, and for many of us, it comes before we retire. Best to get busy living instead of writing cheeky capsule reviews of short films. ” –
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Mar 14, 2026
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Butterfly (2024)
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“A level of surrealism that, for all the real world material of the story, lends itself to the beautiful haze of long term memory. ” –
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Mar 14, 2026
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The Girl Who Cried Pearls (2025)
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“Is it stop-motion? CGI? Both? Whatever it is, it’s truly marvelous to behold. ” –
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Mar 14, 2026
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Forevergreen (2025)
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“It’s cute enough, and feels as Disney adjacent as can be on just about every level. ” –
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Mar 14, 2026
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The Three Sisters (2024)
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“A marvel of minimalist animation. ” –
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Mar 14, 2026
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Jane Austen's Period Drama (2024)
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“An odd choice for awards love, as it feels much more like an SNL sketch than a film, but it pleases me to see something so aggressively silly on the Academy’s radar.” –
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Mar 12, 2026
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Two People Exchanging Saliva (2024)
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“A Vonnegut-esque satire that employs its absurdities to strong thematic ends.” –
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Mar 12, 2026
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Butcher's Stain (2025)
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“We’ve seen so many pieces of art about the larger social forces at play, and it’s fascinating to see how they trickle down to a simple workplace drama.” –
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Mar 12, 2026
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A Friend of Dorothy (2025)
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“Well-constructed, but otherwise insufferable. I’m dizzy from all the eye-rolling. ” –
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Mar 12, 2026
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The Singers (2026)
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“It’s a sweet-natured film, albeit a forgettable one, that doesn’t have much by way of thematic depth.” –
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Mar 12, 2026
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undertone (2025)
74%
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“Hearkens back to the early days of the internet when me and my buddies would seek out creepy audio and video at 2AM in my parents’ basement. ” –
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Mar 11, 2026
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Project Hail Mary (2026)
95%
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“Even with the uneven pacing and the fact that the APOCALYPTIC EVENT feels like a non-entity (and suspenseful scenes aren’t all that suspenseful as a result), it’s hard not to get wrapped up in a film so visually arresting.” –
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Mar 11, 2026
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THE BRIDE! (2026)
57%
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“Despite overflowing with ambition, the “too much” feeling is ultimately an asset. What I’m saying is that Gyllenhaal took a bunch of disparate pieces, assembled them into a monster, and then shot it full of electricity. How appropriate!” –
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Mar 6, 2026
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How to Make a Killing (2026)
43%
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“A good movie that should’ve been great, and a great portfolio booster for both Glen Powell and Margaret Qualley. It’s also a reminder that Topher Grace needs to be in more things. ” –
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Feb 23, 2026
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Wuthering Heights (2026)
57%
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“Our leads don’t commit to mutual destruction in any compelling way. They just kinda glare at each other here and there, sometimes in a field. It’s weird and boring. You promised Victorian Jerry Springer. GIVE ME VICTORIAN JERRY SPRINGER.” –
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Feb 17, 2026
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The Moment (2026)
66%
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“Often clever, and decidedly no-holds-barred, even if it leads to an unoriginal, painfully didactic ending.” –
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Feb 17, 2026
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The Wrecking Crew (2026)
74%
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“It’s the type of stuff that you take a break from folding laundry to look at for a minute while thinking "oh cool, the pictures are moving," before returning to your chores. This is, quite sadly, exactly what the filmmakers intended.” –
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Feb 1, 2026
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Shelter (2026)
65%
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“You know the drill. You’ve seen this movie 100 times, and 75 of those times it starred Jason Statham.” –
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Feb 1, 2026
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Mercy (2026)
25%
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“The high-concept execution is used well enough that the increasingly hare-brained plot developments all feel par for the course. ” –
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Feb 1, 2026
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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
92%
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“What we find here is a tale of science vs. faith, of humility vs. ego, of memento mori vs. cult of personality. ” –
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Jan 18, 2026
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Greenland 2: Migration (2026)
49%
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“Good news for people who want to hear ol’ Gerry Butts yelling a word that’s wholly incompatible with his mouth (it’s "marauders"), but bad news for anyone looking for anything beyond surface level thrills.” –
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Jan 11, 2026
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Dead Man's Wire (2025)
91%
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“Compelling, but it doesn’t necessarily merit a big screen adaptation.” –
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Jan 8, 2026
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Song Sung Blue (2025)
77%
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“All the familiar beats of a music biopic are hit: addiction, tragedy, finding strength and redemption through song — yet the way the film hits these beats breaks the formula in novel ways, and does so without feeling contrived or manipulative.” –
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Dec 26, 2025
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Marty Supreme (2025)
93%
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“I’m not lying when I say the film’s final moment brought forth unexpected tears, and not just because of the sudden deceleration from a movie that cruised along at 500 mph for 2.5 hours.” –
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Dec 26, 2025
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Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)
66%
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“Very little new ground is covered with any of the characters or their relationships. It’s just a series of excuses to throw yet another battle sequence on screen and let it rock our world for a few minutes (which it never fails to do). ” –
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Dec 16, 2025
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