Howard Brookner Director, Screenwriter, Producer Julie Hagerty Harriet MacKyle Actor Randy Quaid Feet Samuels Actor Madonna Hortense Hathaway Actor Esai Morales Handsome Jack Actor Ethan Phillips Basil Valentine Actor Matt Dillon Regret Actor Jennifer Grey Lovey Lou Actor Josef Sommer Waldo Winchester Actor Anita Morris Miss Missouri Martin Actor Rutger Hauer The Brain Actor Tony Longo Actor Colman DeKay Screenwriter Samuel Benedict Executive Producer Lindsay Law Executive Producer Elliot Davis Cinematographer Camilla Toniolo Film Editing Jonathan Sheffer Original Music Linda Conaway-Parsloe Production Design Jefferson Sage Art Director Ruth Ammon Set Decoration Abigail Murray Costume Design Sharon Bialy Casting Richard Pagano Casting