I'm not saying Colin Farrell is a bad actor overall. I'm just saying this is a textbook example of a square peg in a round hole.
All the costumes and sets looked surprisingly cheap for a movie I hear cost $150 million. Where did all the money go? Probably towards all the guyliner Farrell wears in this movie. This is supposed to be about one of the greatest military leaders in human history yet we only get two poorly filmed battle scenes. The rest of the time nothing happens.
The movie jumps all over the time line - back and forth, back, back, forth, forth - which prevents the story from every establishing any kind of flow.
Finally, why do all these 'Macedonians' have Scotch-Irish accents?
Jesus f***ing Christ, this has to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Boring talk scene after boring talk scene, lasting for about 9/10 of the movie. The dialouge is so stiff, and jarring that I can't help but get a headache whenever somone talks.
Not only was this movie painful to listen to, it was ugly to watch. The color pallete was fugly as HeII, with browns and grays being schmeared all over the screen at nasuem. The costumes didnt even fit the right time period, which is probably what hurt the most.
Now lets talk about the casting. Collin Ferrel was so terrible in this movie. He didn't fit the role, he didn't try to make it interesting, and he was clearly only there for a paycheck. What a joke.
Do NOT pick up this movie, there is NO reason to. Not for drinking with your friends to laugh at it, not to think you'll have a funny time watching everyone care so little about the movie, just let this die.
This movie gets a 1/10 for not only being a boring peice of garbage, but for being a boring peice of garbage that lasts for 3 hours
Watched this last Sunday, nine days ago. I am just curious how long I can put my plan off to write a review for this movie.
A few of my friends said it is boring. Agree, in fact, TROY is less sleep-inducing. You know some movies are good but boring but I dare say ALEXANDER is a bold attempt at making an epic, with fantastic production values, but fails to tell us who the king really is.
Ok, probably the biggest 'discovery' is the great king was a homosexual who loved his buddy, bedded his male servant and maybe even an incestuous love affair with his mother. How twisted! And a few ladies may be whispering that while they are dosing off, there is a scene that you can catch a glimpse of Irish hunk Colin Farrell's bare behind and ... his nuts. "Oh really? Damn, how I wish I wasn't sleeping. I hope I did not miss much."
So far, I am yet to come across someone who likes ALEXANDER. Looks like nobody can stay awake to like it.
Well, I survived the movie (I don't like to dose off watching a movie because it is a waste of my money) and still I do not like it as much as Oliver Stone's other movies. I love best his JFK.
Still, there are some redeeming parts. First, I would say Oliver Stone is sincere in telling the story of ALEXANDER and he attempts to delve into his troubled short-lived existence. I especially like the last one hour. The elephant battle scene is awesome and Alexander's death scene is beautifully shot. Anthony Hopkin's monolgue near the ending is rather revealing, making us pity the early demise of a king who dares to achieve, even at the expense of his death.
If not for the last one hour, the movie is packed with big and twisty dialogue that had me scratching my head. Most of the times, I see alot of people very angry with one another. The performances are over-the-top but never bad. Angelina Jolie is so beautiful and sexy that she becomes a major distraction. Val Kilmer tries his best to play his role, one which is not really in his repertoire. Anthony Hopkins is simply competent but not good. Rosario Dawson bares more than her acting capabilities. Colin has flaws but largely carries the demanding role well. With his movie, his stardom will shine on but I am more interested in his other talked-about movie called A HOME AT THE END OF THE WORLD, which I think should be banned in Singapore because of its bisexual theme.
So, with bits and pieces of good things about ALEXANDER, I can say I don't like it but I won't hate it too. Yup, I still stand by anyone who says it is boring.