Douglas Langway Director, Screenwriter, Film Editing Kevin Smith Actor Kathy Najimy Rose Actor Richard Riehle Gabe Actor James Martinez Carlos Actor Gerald McCullouch Roger Beam Actor, Executive Producer Joe Conti Tyler Hall Actor Stephen Guarino Brent Actor Brian Keane Fred Actor Mike Ruiz Actor Jason Stuart Scott-O Actor Jeffery Roberson Varla Jean Merman Actor Gregory Gunter Michael Actor Alex Di Dio Simon Actor Blake Evan Sherman Melvin Actor Derek Curl Executive Producer Henry White Executive Producer Diesel Fox Executive Producer Robert Hollenbeck Jr. Executive Producer David Stephen Martin Executive Producer Mark Andersen Original Music Michael Hauer Cinematographer Anne Teutschel Casting Alexandra Schaller Art Director Lydia Popper Costume Design