Cats Reviews

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March 31, 2020
A money pit of terrible ideas executed terribly, Cats stands as a monument to ineptitude and unimaginativeness. Everything looks disturbingly wrong from the very first frame right through to the very last.
March 22, 2020
You'd think you couldn't make a scene like 'WereCat Taylor Swift literally drugs a roomful of other cat-persons into a horny psychedlic frenzy for her suggestive burlesque number' inert and bland... but they found a way.
February 24, 2020
A deranged freak-fantasia worth falling into for a couple of hours, if just to say you did. That is to say, it's Cats.
February 16, 2020
Purr-fectly dreadful.
February 12, 2020
What sort of fur is it? It's like cannibalism.
February 12, 2020
The movie was garbage.
February 12, 2020
The worst movie I have seen in my lifetime...the movie is oddly over-sexualized and the music is not moving...what was going on?
January 23, 2020
You can't believe what you're looking at because it's so hideous to behold.
January 18, 2020
Clearly, Hooper's film, while riddled with glaringly awful mistakes, is not bad at all.
January 17, 2020
A feast for the senses!
January 15, 2020
Seeing Jennifer Hudson's snot continue to glisten over her lips, refusing to be wiped away, made me Google, "Can you lose an Oscar?"
January 14, 2020
The best thing here is that it's at least under two hours. [Full Review in Spanish]
January 14, 2020
The film is a triple-decker weirdburger from the twitching ears to the too-long tails that make the ensemble look like lemurs.
January 13, 2020
I struggled throughout the movie to not fall asleep. [Full Review in Spanish]
January 11, 2020
The star power likely won't save this non-Jellicle movie of 2019. A theatrical powerhouse, CATS didn't translate well from theater to film. The songs were great, but the actors struggled to find an objective with the absence of any storyline.
January 9, 2020
Cats' main sin... is that it is boring. [Full review in Spanish]
January 9, 2020
The CGI turns the kitsch of the original work into something more disturbing than entertaining. [Full Review in Spanish]
January 8, 2020
In The End: Cats is a CG horror of weird cat mutants dancing and singing nonsense in weird people-sized settings with no people. Run away.
January 7, 2020
As the minutes tick by clocking in almost two hours, Cats comes off as a mix of bizarre and boring.
January 6, 2020
Might as well have not existed, as far as I'm concerned. Does this movie have any redeeming qualities?
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