Andrew Gurland Director, Writer Trevor Fehrman Handsome Davis Actor Elden Henson Sammy Green Actor Matthew Lawrence Victor Barone Actor Martin Starr Jonathan Jacob Applebee the Crib Master Actor Griffin Dunne Mr. Davis, Handsome's Father Actor Maggie Lawson Julie Merkel Actor Mary Tyler Moore Mrs. Stark, Principal Actor David Krumholtz Evan Rosengarden Actor Jewel Staite Teddy Blue the Teacher Curser Actor Shayn Solberg Lebo Actor Will Sanderson Rexler the Jock Actor Morris Panych Mr. Alex Harkin Actor Chang Tseng Marty the Janitor Actor Barbara Tyson Mrs. Herman the "Grade Book" Actor Kathryn Anderson 2nd Grade Teacher Actor Jay Brazeau Dr. Fox (uncredited) Actor Dixon Cohee Greedy Herman Actor Casey Dubois Handsome Davis - 2nd Grade Actor Leonie Haworth Julie Merkel - 2nd Grade Actor Brandy Heidrick Hot Highschool Girl #1 Actor Marcus Hondro Homeless Guy (uncredited) Actor P.J. Johal Highschool Student Actor Andrew Johnston Dr. Newman (uncredited) Actor Aaron Joseph Kid (uncredited) Actor Brett Kelly Young Sammy Actor Eliza Norbury Noga Actor Lachlan Murdoch Horny Herman Actor Douglas Newell Proctor Actor Tania Saulnier Hot Highschool Girl #2 Actor A.J. Dix Producer Chris Bender Producer J.C. Spink Producer M. Cevin Cathell Co-Producer Mike Bender Co-Executive Producer Richard Brener Executive Producer Mark Mothersbaugh Original Music Fred Murphy Cinematographer Troy Takaki Film Editing Clayton Hartley Production Design Kathryn Hatton Art Director Christine Handley Set Decoration Caroline Cranstoun Costume Design Lisa Beach Casting Sarah Katzman Casting