Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Reviews
December 22, 2010
Enjoyable movie about the trials of being a teen.
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| Original Score: 3/5
May 3, 2005
Mind-numbingly juvenile.
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| Original Score: C-
May 14, 2004
A self-absorbed sugar rush of a movie, this might please small girls but will leave a sour taste in everyone else's mouth.
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| Original Score: 2/5
May 1, 2004
A creative no man's land: nothing ventured, nothing gained, nothing worth watching.
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| Original Score: 2/5
April 9, 2004
A star vehicle with three flat tires and sugar in the gas tank.
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| Original Score: 1/4
March 16, 2004
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| Original Score: 1.5/5
March 16, 2004
Original Score: 2.5/4
March 4, 2004
I can't really say anything terrible about this picture. The problem is, I can't really say anything all that great about it, either.
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| Original Score: 2/4
March 1, 2004
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| Original Score: C-
February 25, 2004
Dear Diary: The truth is that there's nothing much to confess in the made-for-tweens comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.
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| Original Score: C-
February 24, 2004
Smug, sanitized fantasy, in which the hysterical blonde attention-seeker, in a succession of sparkly outfits, is uprooted from New York to the boring suburbs and learns boring suburban values like telling the truth.
February 20, 2004
Original Score: D+
February 20, 2004
A movie that -- even by Disney's formulaic standards -- is about as cut and dried as the phone book.
February 20, 2004
The superficial sweetness masks something rotten.
February 20, 2004
Sugarman's muddled comedy serves only to drive home the clich that the teenage female mind is a roiling mass of contradictions and petty concerns.
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| Original Score: 2/5
February 20, 2004
A string of unrelated scenes about the high-school musical ... the band's final concert, some random moments in which some standard-issue popular girls are mean to Lola, and Lola's active fantasy life.
Original Score: 2/4
February 20, 2004
Much of Confessions seems clueless and -- even worse for moviegoers of any age -- listless.
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| Original Score: 1/4
February 20, 2004
The gimmicks and goofy daydream sequences mount up until the film collapses under their weight.
Original Score: 2/5
February 20, 2004
It's a pubescent fantasia without soul or purpose beyond positioning star Lindsay Lohan as the successor to Hilary Duff's throne.
February 20, 2004
A shlocky, sloppy and crass adolescent comedy.
Original Score: 1/4