Everyone Says I Love You

1996

Everyone Says I Love You

Critics Consensus

A likable, infectious musical, Woody Allen's Everyone Says I Love You is sometimes uneven but always toe-tapping and fun.

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Featuring a soundtrack filled with beloved "standard" songs such as "Just You, Just Me" and "My Baby Just Cares for Me," this musical comedy by Woody Allen concerns a polite and comfortably well-off group of people and their romantic difficulties. DJ (Natasha Lyonne), who narrates the picture, is the daughter of divorced couple Steffi (Goldie Hawn) and Joe (Woody Allen). Since the break-up, Steffi has married Bob (Alan Alda); their children, DJ's half-sister and half-brother, are Skyler (Drew Barrymore) and Scott (Lukas Haas). Skyler is about to be married to a likeable chap named Holden (Edward Norton). However, her mother Steffi, a wealthy liberal, cultivates people as "projects." Her latest project is ex-con Charles (Tim Roth), an extremely rude and crude customer. At family gatherings, everyone politely ignores his lapses in manners and good taste until Skyler postpones her wedding to have an affair with him. In a parallel storyline, we see that DJ is convinced that her unremarried dad would find a perfect mate in Von (Julia Roberts), and she contrives an elaborate (and successful) scheme to bring them together. In a fashion typical of '30s musicals, this movie completely transcends its fluffy story, using a cavalcade of ballads to send the characters on a chaotic, romantic merry-go-round from New York to Paris. ~ Clarke Fountain, Rovi

Cast

Alan Alda
as Bob
Woody Allen
as Joe
Dick Hyman
Drew Barrymore
as Skylar
Goldie Hawn
as Steffi
Julia Roberts
as Von
Tim Roth
as Charles
Lukas Haas
as Scott
Natasha Lyonne
as DJ
Edward Norton
as Holden
Natalie Portman
as Laura
David Ogden Stiers
as Holden's Father
Vivian Cherry
as Nurse
Tommie Baxter
as Old Woman
Jeff DeRocker
as Homeless Man
Kevin Hagan
as Doorman
Trude Klein
as Frieda
Itzhak Perlman
as Himself
Navah Perlman
as Pianist
Barbara Hollander
as Claire
John Griffin
as Jeffrey Vandermost
Gaby Hoffmann
as Lane
Waltrudis Buck
as Psychiatrist
Patrick Cranshaw
as Grandpa
Isiah Whitlock Jr.
as Cop
Edward Hibbert
as Harry Winston Salesman
Frederick Rolf
as Le Cirque Waiter
Tim Jerome
as X-ray Room Doctor
Paolo Seganti
as DJ's Venice Date
Andrea Piedimonte
as Alberto
Robert Knepper
as Greg
Billy Crudup
as Ken
Robert Khakh
as Cab Driver
Scotty Bloch
as Holden's Mother
Ed Hodson
as Scott's Doctor
Michel Moinot
as Bob's Doctor
Diva Gray
as Nanny
Ami Almendral
as Nanny
Madeline Balmaceda
as Nanny
Kevin Bogue
as Harry Winston Dancer
Colleen Dunn
as Harry Winston Dancer
Pamela Everett
as Harry Winston Dancer
Susan Misner
as Harry Winston Dancer
Gregory Mitchell
as Harry Winston Dancer
Dana Moore
as Harry Winston Dancer
Troy Myers
as Harry Winston Dancer
Joe Orrach
as Harry Winston Dancer
Michael O'Steen
as Harry Winston Dancer
Krissy Richmond
as Harry Winston Dancer
Tina Paul
as Harry Winston Dancer/Mannequin
Cherylyn Jones
as Mannequin
Vikki Schnurr
as Mannequin
Daisy Prince
as Nurse
Linda Maurel-Sithole
as Nurse
Helen Miles
as Nurse
Arlene Martell
as Nurse
Rene Ceballos
as Hospital Dancer
Ruth Gottschall
as Hospital Dancer
Colton Green
as Hospital Dancer
Lisa Leguillou
as Hospital Dancer
Joe Locarro
as Hospital Dancer
Monica McSwain
as Hospital Dancer
Jill Nicklaus
as Hospital Dancer
Andrew Pacho
as Hospital Dancer
John Selya
as Hospital Dancer
Myra Lucretia-Taylor
as Hospital Dancer
Jo Telford
as Hospital Dancer
Gerry Burkhardt
as Ghost Dancer
Eileen Casey
as Ghost Dancer
Shelley Frankel
as Ghost Dancer
Fred C. Mann III
as Ghost Dancer
Kathy Sanson
as Ghost Dancer
Valda Setterfield
as Ghost Dancer
Frank Pietri
as Ghost Dancer
Luis Martin Perez
as Ghost Dancer/Harry Winston Dancer/Hospital Dancer
Devalle Hayes
as Rapper
Damon McCloud
as Rapper
Tony Sirico
as Escaped Convict
Ray Garvey
as Escaped Convict
Tommy John
as Trick-or-Treat Child
Lindsay Canuel
as Trick-or-Treat Child
Richard Cummings
as Trick-or-Treat Child
Kristen Pettet
as Trick-or-Treat Child
Patrick Lavery
as Trick-or-Treat Child
Christy Carlson Romano
as Trick-or-Treat Child
Jonathan Giordano
as Trick-or-Treat Child
Gabriel Millman
as Trick-or-Treat Child
Don Correia
as Groucho Party Dancer
Sean Grant
as Groucho Party Dancer
Roland Hayes
as Groucho Party Dancer
Darren Lee
as Groucho Party Dancer
Delphine T. Mantz
as Groucho Party Dancer
Joanne McHugh
as Groucho Party Dancer
John Mineo
as Groucho Party Dancer
Cynthia Onrubia
as Groucho Party Dancer
Willie Rosario
as Groucho Party Dancer
Nancy Ticotin
as Groucho Party Dancer
Jerome Vivona
as Groucho Party Dancer
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