Jason Alexander Michael Makeshift Director, Actor Lolita Davidovich Valeri Carboni Actor James Woods Reggie Makeshift Actor Joe Mantegna Stone Actor Jay Mohr Dwayne Actor Robert Costanzo Ranzier Actor Bea Arthur Beverly Makeshift Actor Eda Reiss Merin Beverly Makeshift Actor John Amos Gray Actor Rob Reiner Dr. Plosner Actor Haley Joel Osment Danny Actor Tiffany Salerno Cindy Actor U-na Damon Bartender Actor Steven Wright Cabbie Actor Jerry Adler Morton Makeshift Actor Zoaunne LeRoy Mrs. Gelder Actor Greg Lewis Bank Manager Actor Rip Torn Captain Cole Actor Ken Lerner Sergeant Moss Actor Jonathan Penner Cop 1 Actor Daena Title Cop 2 Actor Lynne Felderman Screaming Woman Actor Brian Herskowitz Bakery Cart Man Actor David Rotman Producer Jeff Nathanson Screenwriter, Executive Producer Wayne Kennan Cinematographer Michael Jablow Film Editing Miles Goodman Original Music William A. Elliott Production Design Kenneth Hardy Art Director Bruce A. Gibeson Set Decoration Charmaine Nash Simmons Costume Design