Oct 16, 2016
NANNY! NANNY! POO! POO! - My Review of GOAT (3 Stars)
ME: A movie about fraternity hazing starring Nick Jonas? FULL METAL JACKET meets ANIMAL HOUSE? Sign me up for a crazy, but maybe slightly unflinching romp, why dontcha?
[cut to two hours later]
ME: Mommy! Help!
That about sums up how GOAT made me feel, a film directed by Andrew Reel, with writing credits going to David Gordon Green (ALL THE REAL GIRLS, PINEAPPLE EXPRESS), Mike Roberts and Neel, based on the memoir by Brad Land. Ben Schnetzer plays Brad, who at the beginning of the film experiences something traumatic. I won't reveal what it is, but it's an incredibly tense, gripping, dread-filled sequence. Once recovered, he decides to attend the same Ohio university as his older brother Brett (Nick Jonas) and pledge the same fraternity.
Unfortunately, he has chosen a house that opts for torturous hazing rituals during its Hell Week, yet our protagonist sees this as an opportunity to redeem himself from his actions during the aforementioned incident. GOAT pulls very few punches in its depiction of brutality and sociopathic behavior, yet it's also not particularly fun to watch. Except for a crazy cameo by James Franco as a legacy member who clearly aged but never grew up, there's very little humor in the film. Thus, the lure of fraternal life didn't come across as something terribly tempting in the first place. I suppose one could see joining based on the copious amounts of sex, drugs, and alcohol, or the promise of a bright future banding together with your brothers, but said brothers all seemed so irredeemably horrible that who would really want to hang with them?
Tonally elliptical and somber, the film plays out more like a David Gordon Green film than one by its own director. The performances are terrific across the board, with Schnetzer, who with PRIDE, SNOWDEN and this film, really shows his range. Jonas has great presence and focus, and I completely bought everything he presented, whether it's a coked out state, controlling his brother, or finding deep wells of empathy. In fact, the brothers' relationship anchors the film really well.
Frat brothers and pledges round out the talented cast with Gus Halper and Jake Picking standing out as particularly awful people. Their brand of shallow "I love you, mans" and intense bravado rang true. Danny Flaherty also excels as Brad's fellow pledge, a meek type clearly not cut out for Greek life.
And then there's the goat itself. I'm sure the title evokes images of bestiality, and the threat of it really drives the second act, but what I'll take from the film instead is its implied meaning. Brad is a goat, or an ineffectual sort, who needs to toughen up if he's gonna overcome life's obstacles. The same can be said for Brett's character, but their journeys are slightly different. Watching these two evolve brings an unexpected beauty to the film, particularly in its last stretch of scenes. I initially found the ending to be abrupt and unsatisfying, but upon further reflection, rich and thoughtful choices were made here.
But there's that painful middle section of the film where one's ability to stomach a non-stop succession of hazing, evoking images of Abu Ghraib mixed with bodily fluids, endless amounts of beer, mud, wetness, soaked, soiled underwear, and enough slaps to make Betty Davis jealous, will determine whether this is a film for you or not. Personally, when I went to UCLA, I found the entire Greek system to be an empty extension of High School politics, so I stayed far away. Best choice I ever made. So while watching GOAT, I kept thinking to myself, "Of course frats are terrible! What would make anyone think otherwise?" So it's an easy target, but the film manages to explore deeper issues. All in all, it's a well-made, thoughtful, painful film about a subject that repulses me. It's the TRUMP ELECTION RACE of movies. You watch in horror yet you can't look away.
Verified