Hard Ticket to Hawaii

1987

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

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17%

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45%

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User Ratings: 1,253
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Movie Info

Two gorgeous women -- Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) -- operate a airplane cargo delivery service in Hawaii. Their latest shipment includes a very large, very nasty snake destined for the local zoo. But the delivery is interrupted when they stumble on a cache of diamonds that were to go to a ruthless drug dealer, Seth (Rodrigo Obregon). Seth sends a transvestite to kidnap the owner of a restaurant, Edy (Cynthia Brimhall), so his men can torture her with a female bodybuilder into revealing where Donna and Taryn are. Luckily for all the good guys, Special Agent Rowdy Abilene (Ronn Moss) has a bazooka, and he knows how to use it. And unluckily for Seth, that nasty snake has broken out of its box.

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Cast

Ronn Moss
as Rowdy Abilene
Dona Speir
as Donna Hamilton
Hope Marie Carlton
as Taryn
Ron Moss
Harold Diamond
as Jade
Rodrigo Obregon
as Seth Romero
Cynthia Brimhall
as Edy
Patty Duffek
as Pattycakes
Wolf Larson
as Jimmy-John Jackson
Lory Green
as Rosie
David DeShay
as Ashley
Rustam Branaman
as Kimo
Andy Sidaris
as Whitey
Michael A. Andrews
as Michelle/Michael
Russell Howell
as Skateboard Rider
Kwan Hi Lim
Joseph Hieu
as Sumo Coach
Peter Bromilow
as Mr. Chang
Glen Chin
as Earring
Richard Le Pore
as Dickson
Joey Meran
as Joey
Shawne Zarubica
as Charlotte
Mike McKenzie
as Don Merryman
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Critic Reviews for Hard Ticket to Hawaii

All Critics (6) | Fresh (1) | Rotten (5)

  • This 1987 bonanza of schlock features no less than four erstwhile Playmates of the Month, acting just as well as you'd expect.

    Aug 17, 2018 | Full Review…

    Dennis Harvey

    48 Hills

  • Often silly and so utterly awful from acting to sound mixing, but it embraces its trappings by injecting as much softcore sex and nudity as humanly possible.

    Apr 23, 2017 | Full Review…

    Felix Vasquez Jr.

    Cinema Crazed

  • For a bikini action movie, it's not much. It's a rental that you'll probably fast forward through.

    Jul 14, 2003 | Rating: 2/5

    Fred Topel

    About.com
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Audience Reviews for Hard Ticket to Hawaii

  • Dec 09, 2013
    A cheesy low budget action movie, yes. If you love cheesy low budget movies, though, it's gold! I enjoyed it.
    Aj V Super Reviewer
  • Sep 21, 2006
    I liked this when I was younger. Very culty.
    Wu C Super Reviewer
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