Andy Sidaris Whitey Director, Actor, Screenwriter Ronn Moss Rowdy Abilene Actor Dona Speir Donna Hamilton Actor Hope Marie Carlton Taryn Actor Harold Diamond Jade Actor Rodrigo Obregon Seth Romero Actor Cynthia Brimhall Edy Stark Actor Patty Duffek Pattycakes Actor Wolf Larson J.J. Jackson Actor Lory Green Rosie Actor Rustam Branaman Kimo Actor David DeShay Ashley Actor Michael Andrews Michael, Michele Actor Arlene Sidaris Producer Howard Wexler Cinematographer Michael Haight Film Editing Gary Stockdale Original Music Sal Grasso Production Design Peter Munneke Production Design Fionn Costume Design