Aris Iliopulos Director Billy Zane The Thief Actor, Producer Sandra Bernhard Sandy Sands Actor Ron Perlman Cemetery Caretaker Actor Tippi Hedren Maylinda Austed Actor Andrew McCarthy Maylinda Austed Actor Will Patton Preacher Actor Carel Struycken Undertaker Actor Max Perlich Assistant Undertaker Actor John Ritter Robert Forrest Actor Eartha Kitt Cult Leader Actor Ann Magnuson Loan Secretary Actor Vampira Woman in Hotel Lobby Actor Chris Hanley Producer Jordan Gertner Executive Producer Bradford L. Schlei Executive Producer