Journey 2: The Mysterious Island2012
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)
Critic Consensus: Aggressively unambitious, Journey 2 might thrill tween viewers, but most others will find it too intense for young audiences and too cartoonishly dull for adults.
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Critic Reviews for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
The visual effects are as artificial as the genially preposterous story, but the movie is all in fun, and painless for grownups.
Surely the silliest outing for Caine since he swatted rampaging killer bees in the 1978 disaster flick "The Swarm."
Offers giant rocks clearly made of Styrofoam and Dwayne Johnson, who fits the same description.
I swear some of the giant, Day-Glo vegetation had "Property of 'Lost in Space'" stamped on it.
The equivalent of those pre-made sandwiches you buy at Starbucks -- not bad for you, and not entirely lacking in flavor, but nothing particularly memorable, either.
Audience Reviews for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
What's interesting about this standard adventure tale is how it tells it's story: the barest bones of construction, and only the points you are already well versed with (from all the other adventure tales they've "borrowed" from) to get to the point quickly. Quite literally they find a "secret map written in code" and decipher the thing in less than 5 minutes, and then "it's off to the island!". Everything happens fast, and everyone's only playing a cliche, and so after a minute it becomes cool simply watching the race to the end. Should I tell you "no surprises here"? If I did, that would be the only surprise of this feature.
Yes, it's full of over the top action, unlikely coincidents and silly one-liners, but you gotta give the movie credit for the pace it's keeping up. And as a kid I would have loved this entertaining adventure on an island full of monsters, animals and old temples. It's all about the target audience, after all.
Slightly silly title but if you're unaware this is the sequel to the 'Journey to the Centre of the Earth' remake starring Brendan Fraser. Pretty much the same thing accept swap Fraser with Dwayne Johnson playing Hutcherson's stepfather for this adventure. The title is also a clever cross over with Jules Verne's other fantasy novel 'The Mysterious Island'. So it reads...'Journey 2' (as in part 2, the sequel), 'The Mysterious Island'...I say clever but...never mind. Lots of the expected really, you can't really fail to know what your gonna see here, big bugs, volcanoes, sea beasties, lost gold, deep thick jungles and Michael Caine playing your typical bearded oldboy intrepid adventurer...think along the lines of Connery in 'The Last Crusade'. Despite that it is good fun if you enjoy light-hearted fantasy much like the original 'Journey to the Centre of the Earth' film. It is of course totally daft how Johnson and Hutcherson know how to pilot Captain Nemo's Nautilus, hijack large bumblebees and ride them like speeder bikes and Johnson throwing a spear underwater but hey!...you overlook these things. Enjoyable stuff and hopefully a third on the way, maybe a little less focus on Johnson though this time, he's admittedly a funny guy but boy does he love being the centre of attention.
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Quotes
|Hank:||There's only one thing left. The Thunder Cookie.|
|Alexander:||How do you like grandma now?|
|Sean:||I've got something. What about the Nautilus?|
|Gabato:||How is an exercise machine gonna help us get out of here?|
|Hank:||This chopper's not gonna work out.|
|Sean:||You know what, Hank? The more I look at it this helicopter's pretty freaking gorgeous.|
|Sean:||You know what, Hank, the more I look at it, this helicopter's pretty freaking gorgeous.|