Jupiter Ascending Reviews

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January 9, 2020
It might sound strange to say, but Jupiter Ascending lacks Keanu Reeves.
November 27, 2019
Jupiter Ascending is one of the worst films I've ever seen.
November 19, 2019
[I]t just ends up feeling like an intergalactic soap opera.
November 12, 2019
Jupiter Ascending is an innovative and absolutely stunning visual display of sci-fi space adventures. The story is imperfect, yet appropriately complex and satisfying.
August 2, 2019
Expect the need to stifle the occasional misplaced giggle.
July 30, 2019
Let me have my stupid fun, my wacky fable with winged lizards wearing clothes. I love you, Jupiter Ascending, and I don't care who knows it.
July 18, 2019
It's a woeful disappointment from a pair of filmmakers whose narrative strengths used to be on par with their visual interests.
May 17, 2019
Jupiter Ascending is several stars short of a constellation. An excess of imagination fails to result in entertainment or narrative cohesion; something went very wrong here.
April 30, 2019
Jupiter Ascending is just nutty enough to be entertaining.
April 4, 2019
A tiresome sci-fi yarn that cannibalises from so many past fantasy properties that in the future, special 'spot the homage' screenings could be held in its honour.
March 5, 2019
Some dumb action flicks can still be entertaining but to add insult to injury, this movie is also quite boring, and the bombastic action/chase scenes just dragged on for far too long.
January 24, 2019
Perhaps it is time for the Wachowskis to stop trying to recreate The Matrix.
January 9, 2019
Because however dark their stories get, the Wachowskis clearly have hope, and they hold that above all.
December 30, 2018
The Wachowski siblings said they wanted to put together a bunch of genres, but in doing so, it's hard to figure out what this film wants to be.
December 11, 2018
It's a campy, cheesy, gleeful tribute to the space opera, an episode of Flash Gordon with a limitless bank account. All that's missing is Freddie Mercury screeching "Jupiter ahhh! Savior of the universe!"
November 10, 2018
Relentlessly meandering and incomprehensible, Jupiter Ascending is an over-extended costume party thrown within the confines of the cartoonish cosmos.
November 4, 2018
The sheer volume of nonsensical exposition coupled with nerve-deadening action sequences was enough to lull me into a state of advanced catatonia.
November 2, 2018
It vacillates between taking itself with stone-faced seriousness and exuberantly embracing its inherent camp value.
November 1, 2018
The film is fine. Honestly, if you're looking for a sci-fi movie for a tween, rent Guardians of the Galaxy.
November 1, 2018
At this point, the Wachowskis have seriously dipped their toes into Shyamalan territory, and it's going to take something really impressive to get them out of this rut.
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