Jupiter Ascending Reviews
Another Wachowski movie whose ambition is only surpassed by its flaws.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5 | Aug 22, 2022
Fresh because it considers a network of varied planetary systems so expansive that at any moment something random and new from any number of cultures (or subcultures) could appear onscreen, and without need or desire for adequate explanation.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4 | Jul 12, 2022
One of the 2010s worst sci-fi movies.
Full Review | Mar 25, 2022
Jupiter Ascending is a galaxy-load of fun the kind of movie audiences dont get anymore because, for most filmmakers, this is too hard a task to accomplish.
Full Review | Feb 11, 2022
Jupiter Ascending kicks February off in suitably bombastic style.
Full Review | Oct 7, 2021
Jupiter Ascending is a dizzying marvel of imaginative space opera from Chicago's reigning visionaries.
Full Review | Sep 10, 2021
Cobbled together with random ideas from the last thirty years of science-fiction cinema.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10 | Dec 4, 2020
By the end of Jupiter Ascending, I became convinced that the Wachowskis had crafted, in some weird way, an almost absurdist domestic violence prevention film.
Full Review | Original Score: 3.0/4.0 | Sep 13, 2020
Jupiter Ascending is a spectacular mess.
Full Review | Original Score: C- | Jul 16, 2020
No amount of visual pyrotechnics, no matter how spectacular, can save such a tired, weak story.
Full Review | Original Score: C- | Jul 6, 2020
I don't think I can recommend it.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10 | May 27, 2020
When will arrive the moment when we`ll witness once again the rare and dislocated talent of the Wachowskis? [Full Review in Spanish]
Full Review | Apr 29, 2020
There will never be a time when I won't wholeheartedly recommend this 100 per cent proof distillation of everything escapism should be.
Full Review | Apr 13, 2020
Eddie Redmayne is simultaneously the best and worst part of the movie.
Full Review | Mar 26, 2020
It might sound strange to say, but Jupiter Ascending lacks Keanu Reeves.
Full Review | Jan 9, 2020
Jupiter Ascending is one of the worst films I've ever seen.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 27, 2019
[I]t just ends up feeling like an intergalactic soap opera.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Nov 19, 2019
Jupiter Ascending is an innovative and absolutely stunning visual display of sci-fi space adventures. The story is imperfect, yet appropriately complex and satisfying.
Full Review | Original Score: 7.3/10 | Nov 12, 2019
Expect the need to stifle the occasional misplaced giggle.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 2, 2019
Let me have my stupid fun, my wacky fable with winged lizards wearing clothes. I love you, Jupiter Ascending, and I don't care who knows it.
Full Review | Original Score: A- | Jul 30, 2019