Richard Erdman Director Zsa Zsa Gabor Narrator Lynne Lipton Mooch Voice Vincent Price Self James Darren Self Jill St. John Self Jim Backus Self, Screenwriter Kim Hamilton Nurse Actor Gino Conforti Hairdresser Actor Jerry Hausner Producer Actor Bert Holland Attendant Actor Jerry Devine Screenwriter Andy Babbish Producer Don Piestrup Original Music Allen Daviau Cinematographer Larry Heath Film Editing