Lang Elliott Director, Producer, Casting Tim Conway Dr. Tart Actor, Screenwriter Don Knotts Inspector Winship Actor Trisha Noble Mistress Phyllis Morley Actor Bernard Fox Justin Actor Grace Zabriskie Nanny Actor Irwin Keyes Jock Actor Susie Mandel Hilda Actor Stan Ross Tibet Actor John Fujioka Mr. Uwatsum Actor Fred Stuthman Lord Morley Actor Mary Nell Santacroce Lady Morley Actor John Myhers Screenwriter Wanda Dell Producer Jacques Haitkin Cinematographer Patrick M. Crawford Film Editing Peter Matz Original Music Vincent Peranio Art Director Christine Goulding Costume Design