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I loved its quirkiness.
Haha wow. A trip for sure but the ending just didn't work that well for me, mainly because I wanted to see Santa kill a bunch of annoying kids but oh well, Santa's weirds ass little helpers turned out creepy enough
Pretty fun comedy horror. Trouble is there's not quite enough of either the comedy or the horror to make it really stand out.
Looking to the origins of Krampus and Santa. This is a unique view from Scandinavian lore. The out of the box concept from new directors putting their twist on what most see as a profiting time of year. This was excellent and will add to my Christmas watch list with Die Hard.
Forget jolly ol' St. Nicholas and his occasional business partner, Krampus. One of the oldest Yuletide spirits hails from the Lapland region of Finland. The SÃ¡mi people who lived there long ago called him Joulupukki (meaning "Yule goat") and he came around to punish, not give presents.
According to legend, Joulupukki was a literal giant with huge horns on his head. He'd show up wearing a fresh goat-hide coat with the bloody side out and wouldn't think twice about just randomly eating someone so their blood could keep him warm.
Joulupukki had a bunch of sinister little helpers who listened to the minds of children from their headquarters -- hidden caves in Mount Korvatunturi -- in order to rat out the naughty ones to Joulupukki. In some stories, these helpers took a more active roll; snatching the naughty children from their beds, stuffing them into sacks, and delivering them to Joulupukki for punishment.
And if that doesn't sound like the foundation for the perfect Christmas movie, I don't know what does.
Rare Exports begins with an excavation site atop that mountain of legend, Mount Korvatunturi. An eccentric billionaire is convinced that the mountain is, in fact, the largest burial mound in the world and he's going to be the one to open it... and rob it.
Little does he know, two kids have snuck onto the dig site and are watching him give his speech. Pietari [Onni Tommila; Big Game (2014)] is the younger of the two; he still believes in Santa Claus and, having grown up with the legend of Joulupukki, is concerned that nothing good can come from this excavation. Juuso [Ilmari Jarvenpaa] is a bit older and, consequently, much more "sophisticated" than Pietari. He thinks his young friend is being ridiculous.
When bad things happen to the reindeer herd -- the lifeblood of the small Finnish village -- Pietari's father, Rauno [Jorma Tommila; Big Game (2014)], and two other ranchers are convinced that the excavation activity is responsible. But when they check out the site itself, all they find is an abandoned site and a giant hole in the ground.
While the ranchers try to figure out what they're going to do now with no source of income, a series of bizarre occurances in town have them all wondering what's going on. Well, all but little Pietari who's convinced he knows who... or what... is to blame.
Writer/director Jalmari Helander based Rare Exports on two of his earlier, award winning short films: Rare Exports Inc. (2003) and The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions (2005). Both of which he wrote with his brother, Juuso Helander, and the practice paid off.
Rare Exports is a bit of a slow starter, but not in a bad way. For one, it lets you get used to reading the subtitles since most of the dialog is in Finnish. And for two, the slow build-up gives the movie a chance to introduce the viewer to the frozen northlands of Finland, where the living can be hard and the loss of a livestock herd can mean bankruptcy and starvation. For most of us, it's a different world with different customs so the pacing of the movie is perfect.
Once things begin picking up, it's like a snowball rolling downhill. The film expertly swings full-on into horror/comedy mode and all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the ride. Not that it's particularly horrific. The R-rating Rare Exports received in the States had more to do with some brief nudity than over-the-top gore. And, before you get all excited, the nudity was a bunch of old men. Not that naked old men aren't horrifying. I'm just sayin'.
With a budget of about $2 million, this would be considered a low-budget film, but it doesn't show. If anything, the budget could explain the small cast of main characters, but it certainly didn't seem to affect production values. Special effects are reasonable, cinematography is wonderful (although, you'd really have to work to make the snow covered landscapes look bad), and sound quality is consistently good throughout.
The story is where Rare Exports truly shines. Incorporating ancient mythology into a modern setting is far from a new idea, but the Helander brothers weave everything together exceptionally well. Dialog is spot on, props are convincing, and the characters excel at making you believe that they believe.
The movie is funny, charming, and absolutely one of my favorite Christmas movies of all time. I re-watch it every year and wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone looking for something fun this holiday season.
Preposterous, but it gets away with it as the film doesn't take itself too seriously. Builds up a good sense of expectation and suspense, and the ending is just fantastic. Easily added it to my favorite Christmas movies list on boxxy software app.
Dark and twisted. Some obvious discrepancies (that helo could NOT carry that load...and how did that dude learn to fly it???), but very cool movie jsut the same. The ending was a little quirky as well....but it leaves you wondering.
don't be fooled.. this is a family movie disguised as a horror movie. general rule of thumb: if you ever watch a scene where a kid is flying in the sky on some sort of gizmo yelling "yeeeee hawwww!" you know it's a family flick. maybe 3 quality scary scenes in the whole thing. it's good if you want a very light-hearted thing but are a horror fan.
It was a good movie (with a lot of potential) but it pissed it all away with a bad Act 3. If the movie was PG I would understand that it was made for kids and not me... but its rated R so theres no excuse for the childish ending. Where was the final battle? The life and death situation? There was no climax really, and that sucked. A build up without the pay off.
The acting was ok and the cinematography and direction were great. The plot was interesting, but the execution was bad.
After Dead Snow (2009) and Trollhunter (2010), here comes another strange horror treat from Scandanavia. It's an honorable mix of Finnish folklore fantasy/horror, and dumb humor, which makes the flick appealing to a wider audience. It's a creative a unique spine of the Santa Claus myth. But the main problem with this movie is the pacing, it's only about 1h20 long, but it feels uneven, with the third act being the most interesting. But overall, I found this film to be innovative and shows ambition, and fans looking for a Christmas horror pic should check this one out!