Shark Night

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Animal K @AnimalKing Jun 1 No shark first ~50min But more to the poin the point I hate the inaccuracy,I'm not even talking about just the classic "shark would never be that aggressive of a hunter" I suspend belief for these kinds of movies But a saltwater lake, the same salinity of the ocean surrounded by that much vegetation? Absurd, also absurd is the idea all these sharks could live in the same lake, sure maybe they been feeding them to not kill eachother and aside from cookie cutters they can all live pretty close to the surface but great whites need cool temperature water, and the other sharks need warmwater That great white is going to have a stroke by spring. Speaking of which how did they get those sharks there? did they go fishing for them? how far inland did they transport them? did no one notice a great white getting transported in a tanker down i5? they could have just made it a normal lake with bull sharks and it would have been plausible, wouldn't have fixed the bad plot. but at least be plausable See more thiago s @Thiagostone Sep 24 Filme fraco, o roteiro é fraco, as cenas de terror são fracas, a história é fraca, o elenco é fraco, e ninguém ajuda a melhorar o filme, os personagens são fracos, e o filme deveria ter cenas bem melhores e relevantes, para fazer o filme ser bom See more Christopher G @RT23087372 Sep 8 It’s the reference to Hungry shark night but it was removed from the AppStore See more Stephen C @bob25009 Jul 27 Success in 1 hour and 31 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rated PG-13 for Language, Disturbing Images, Violence and Terror, Partial Nudity, Sexual References and Thematic Material!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The USA grossed over $18,900,000.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See more Michael B @RT70168164 Jul 20 As Told by the Lake Look, I didn’t ask for any of this. I’m just a lake. Serene. Still. Occasionally shimmering in the golden dusk light. I’ve spent centuries hosting innocent cannonballs, lazy paddleboat rides, and the occasional midnight skinny-dip. But in Shark Night, Hollywood decided to turn me into a horror show—and frankly, I’m offended. First of all, sharks? Really? In me? I'm freshwater. Not exactly prime real estate for bull sharks or great whites. Yet the film stuffs me full of toothy monsters like I’m some aquatic buffet line at SeaWorld. The only thing I usually host is bass and the odd snapping turtle. But no—let’s throw in a marine biology-defying twist and act like that’s totally normal. Science, apparently, took a vacation. And then there are the humans. A group of college students arrives, and I think, “Great, more sunscreen in my water.” But no, these ones bring with them terrible decisions, questionable acting, and GoPro-level filming techniques. They think I’m just another backdrop for their summer getaway—until the sharks show up. Suddenly, I'm a blood-slicked nightmare spa. But let’s be honest: the real predators weren’t the sharks. It was the plot holes. Somehow, I’m wired up with underwater cameras and a feeding system like it’s a reality show hosted by Jaws. Apparently, some local yokels decided to monetize fear by dropping apex predators into my depths and filming the carnage. Did anyone stop to ask me? No. No permits. No environmental consultation. Just pure exploitation. Despite all this, I have to admit I did enjoy a few things: the cinematography tried its best to make me look menacing, which was flattering. And every time someone screamed, the ripples across my surface looked pretty dramatic. That was nice. But ultimately, Shark Night is less of a thriller and more of a B-movie buffet of bad decisions served with a side of CGI overkill. If you’re expecting logic, suspense, or scientific accuracy—stay on the shore. But if you want an absurd, campy ride through watery nonsense, dive in. Just don’t blame me when you realize this whole thing should’ve been called Plot Hole Pond. See more Rosana B @RosanaBotafogo 02/20/2025 Eu simplesmente amo tubarões, sou fã de carteirinha de Sharknado, então seria chover no molhado dizer que quanto mais B, mais trash, mais eu me derreto com os tubarõezinhos, e aqui eles são bem bonitinho, de variedades infinitas, a história é bem boba, super absurda, roteiro ínfimo e recheado de furos, e daí? Amamos assim mesmo, porque tubarões são uns queridos famintos… Poderia ter mais dilacerações, decepamentos e sangue, mas foi divertido… See more Read all reviews

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