Anthony C. Ferrante Director Ian Ziering Fin Shepard Actor Tara Reid April Wexler Actor Cassandra Scerbo Nova Clarke Actor Frankie Muniz Lucas Stevens Actor David Hasselhoff Gilbert Shepard Actor Bo Derek May Wexler Actor Ryan Newman Claudia Shepard Actor Blair Fowler Jess Actor Jack Griffo Billy Actor Mark Cuban President Marcus Robbins Actor Ann Coulter Vice President Sonia Buck Actor Michele Bachmann Self Anthony Weiner NASA Director Regina Actor Chris Kirkpatrick Lifeguard Actor Chris Jericho Bruce the Ride Attendant Actor Jerry Springer Mr. White Actor Brian Mitchell Technician Howe Actor Thunder Levin Screenwriter David Michael Latt Producer David Rimawi Executive Producer Ben Demaree Cinematographer Laura Beth Love Cinematographer Scott Wheeler Cinematographer Christopher Roth Film Editing Christopher Cano Original Music Chris Ridenhour Original Music Caitlin Laingen Production Design Kalise Wallace Production Design Lena Rush Art Director Sabrina Deigert Set Decoration Tye Lombardi Costume Design Gerald Webb Casting