Kevin Heffernan Rich Director, Actor, Producer Michael Clarke Duncan Cleon "Slammin" Salmon Actor Jay Chandrasekhar Nuts Actor, Writer Paul Soter Donnie Actor Steve Lemme Connor Actor April Bowlby Mia Actor Cobie Smulders Tara Actor Erik Stolhanske Guy Actor Candace Smith Eva Salmon Parente Actor Carla Gallo Stacy Actor Jeff Chase Anthony Actor Morgan Fairchild Self Will Forte Lone Diner Actor Vivica A. Fox Nutella Actor Olivia Munn Samara DuBois Actor Sendhil Ramamurthy Marlon Spencer Actor Jim Gaffigan Stanley Actor Lance Henriksen Dick Lobo Actor Richard Perello Producer Julia Dray Executive Producer Nathan Barr Original Music Robert Barocci Cinematographer Wendy O'Brien Casting Alexander Panov Art Director Claire Kaufman Set Decoration