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I May Destroy You
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Can I say this movie is worth no stars? I wish I could, but I guess I have to give it at least a half star to make it register. Could we not settle, maybe, for a quarter of a star?
Oh I thought I would at least enjoy it because I absolutely love Chevy Chevelles like the one featured in the movie and on the DVD cover. But the car is just about the only thing worth seeing in this dog.
Confusing editing, cheesy plot effects and campy dialogue are found throughout. On top of that you have guys walking around in their underwear chanting while worshipping an engine block. AN ENGINE BLOCK! Is that really the best they could come up with? The stupidity scale is so weighted right now its about to break.
When the characters squeeze the supposed speed demon's medallion, was that supposed to be blood or motor oil that came dripping out of their hands? Somebody had better sink an oil well into those guys because everyone who bought this movie has already been shafted.
And furthermore, how many times in one movie do we have to see slo-mos of people walking? One word for this movie. CRAP
Had I known this was softcore male porn I would have never watched it for free.
Just watched this ,a very cool movie
Couldn't even finish watching it.
As a fan of bad horror movies, this seemed like it would be one of those. Sadly it was soft core male porn with a sweet last 10 minutes.
These guys would have made great bad guys against the Power Rangers.
Homo-erotic and just plain bad. The antagonist is the most wooden, emotionless actor I've ever seen. This is no exaggeration the worst movie I've ever seen.
I am sorry i watched some of this and did it really need male softcore as filler.
I am participating in [font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=red]Project Brotherhood[/color][/size][/font], which is promoting David DeCoteau's films. You might have seen one of his films over the years.
If you have seen [u]Leeches[/u], [u]Speed Demon[/u], [u]Wolves of Wall Street[/u] or [u]Final Stab[/u], what did you think of it? Please rate the films, even if you did not like the films.
If you like the films, but the films are not currently at your local video store. You should ask the video store to get them in for rental.