Mary Poppins Returns
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A wickedly funny take on the vampire genre.
A fitfully, self-consciously entertaining ode to Pulp Fiction.
Dodgy-ish indie vampire movie. A gang of vampire mobsters are pissed off when a deal they made with someone goes sour when the guy takes off with the money. So they're after revenge but their crew starts getting killed and the supposedly badass vampire they hire has problems with his mental wife so it seems things aren't going to work out the way they'd hoped! For a very low budget horror this has some promising idea's, is disturbing at times and has a couple of decent performances to. It falls down at its attempts at comedy which occassionaly work but sometimes are far to over the top and in total contrast to the more disturbing scenes on offer and that makes the film feel weird and uneven. It also drags on far to long, it feels as if it should have been about 15-20 minutes shorter and that made it a bit of a relief when it finished. Still, a decent attempt and it has its moments. Could be worse, could be better.
Watched maybe half hour to hour of it. (2 hrs 15 minutes so the envelope said) Turned it off. I've seen better HOME movies than this. I think with a few others I could make a better movie than this. Not to mention the acting is questionable, It would give an insult to movies that get F's this is not even worth an F- ! but being that's the least amount grade.. I have to insult all the other F graded movies that are better than this. A little info.. Basically The Italian Vampire Mob.. UGH! OF what I watched was garbage The Movie Poster/dvd cover for it looked better! The description sounded more interesting but the movie doesn't seem to me to be the actual plot as what I watched in the movie.
Those who 'like' this.. You are cursed to go blind. This is true Crap.
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