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Brutally violent and punishingly dull, this cookie-cutter buddy cop thriller isn't even fun enough to reach "so bad it's good" status.
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The jokes seem lame and the rivalry fraudulent, as the two boys play with their big guns. June 11, 2014 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…
The jokes seem lame and the rivalry fraudulent, as the two boys play with their big guns.
Gene Siskel
The film looks like the sort of queasy fever dream that might be produced by sitting through an entire Orson Welles film festival while eating pepperoni pizzas. June 11, 2014 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…
The film looks like the sort of queasy fever dream that might be produced by sitting through an entire Orson Welles film festival while eating pepperoni pizzas.
Dave Kehr
Both men think that the best way to deliver the right to remain silent to the usual suspects is via a right hook. June 11, 2014 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…
Both men think that the best way to deliver the right to remain silent to the usual suspects is via a right hook.
Desmond Ryan
Tango and Cash is a waste of talent and energy on all levels: unworthy of Konchalovsky, unworthy also of Stallone, Russell and every superior technical credit on the film. June 11, 2014 | Full Review…
Tango and Cash is a waste of talent and energy on all levels: unworthy of Konchalovsky, unworthy also of Stallone, Russell and every superior technical credit on the film.
Michael Wilmington
The ostensible humor here is of the macho one-liner variety, and much of it falls flat. June 11, 2014 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…
The ostensible humor here is of the macho one-liner variety, and much of it falls flat.
Henry Sheehan
A mindless buddy cop pic, loaded with nonstop action that's played mostly for laughs and delivers too few of them. May 6, 2008 | Full Review…
A mindless buddy cop pic, loaded with nonstop action that's played mostly for laughs and delivers too few of them.
Variety Staff
Stallone and Russell are entirely watchable as two larger-than-life juggernauts portraying the same cheeky tough-guy characters they always play in their actioners. September 8, 2020 | Rating: 5/10 | Full Review…
Stallone and Russell are entirely watchable as two larger-than-life juggernauts portraying the same cheeky tough-guy characters they always play in their actioners.
Mike Massie
That 'Tango & Cash' was an undeserved testament to the action cinema of the eighties is evidence that the implacable judge called time has revealed it in a more than painful way. [Full Review in Spanish] April 22, 2020 | Full Review…
That 'Tango & Cash' was an undeserved testament to the action cinema of the eighties is evidence that the implacable judge called time has revealed it in a more than painful way. [Full Review in Spanish]
Sergio Benítez
It is impossible not to see a film that, voluntarily or involuntarily, is placed under the advocation of the comical and James Bond. [Full Review in Spanish] March 26, 2019 | Full Review…
It is impossible not to see a film that, voluntarily or involuntarily, is placed under the advocation of the comical and James Bond. [Full Review in Spanish]
Casimiro Torreiro
Despite imaginative sets and bursts of action -- the prison scenes are particularly vividly staged -- this is a fitfully boring film with perished elastic in its would-be whiplash dialogue. March 21, 2019 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
Despite imaginative sets and bursts of action -- the prison scenes are particularly vividly staged -- this is a fitfully boring film with perished elastic in its would-be whiplash dialogue.
Sky Staff
...an ineffective misfire that surely looked a whole lot better on paper. June 15, 2018 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…
...an ineffective misfire that surely looked a whole lot better on paper.
David Nusair
'Tango & Cash' turns 25 years old next month, which means if it were a person, it'd be right around the right age to start realizing what a stupid movie 'Tango & Cash' is. June 7, 2016 | Full Review…
'Tango & Cash' turns 25 years old next month, which means if it were a person, it'd be right around the right age to start realizing what a stupid movie 'Tango & Cash' is.
Jason Bailey
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