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Tango & Cash Reviews

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June 7, 2016
'Tango & Cash' turns 25 years old next month, which means if it were a person, it'd be right around the right age to start realizing what a stupid movie 'Tango & Cash' is.
June 11, 2014
The jokes seem lame and the rivalry fraudulent, as the two boys play with their big guns.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
June 11, 2014
The film looks like the sort of queasy fever dream that might be produced by sitting through an entire Orson Welles film festival while eating pepperoni pizzas.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
June 11, 2014
Tango and Cash is a loud, violent, badly written, rather boring cookie-cutter cop picture.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
June 11, 2014
Both men think that the best way to deliver the right to remain silent to the usual suspects is via a right hook.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
June 11, 2014
Tango and Cash is a waste of talent and energy on all levels: unworthy of Konchalovsky, unworthy also of Stallone, Russell and every superior technical credit on the film.
June 11, 2014
This form of self-conscious action filmmaking is smeared over both Stallone and Russell. They mug mercilessly (none too well) and, of course, they rely on plenty of bang and firepower to disguise a sour and often nasty script.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
June 11, 2014
The result is great, brainless fun.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
June 11, 2014
The ostensible humor here is of the macho one-liner variety, and much of it falls flat.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
May 24, 2009
A bizarrely appealing movie, Tango & Cash is the essence of camp: it's bad and knows it's bad, so therefore, it's...good? [Blu-ray]
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
May 6, 2008
A very smart 'dumb' movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
May 6, 2008
Stallone and Russell play well off each other, and with Palance lurking in the background, this buddy-breakout never loses its way.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
May 6, 2008
A mindless buddy cop pic, loaded with nonstop action that's played mostly for laughs and delivers too few of them.
February 9, 2006
What makes this shoot-'em-up nonsense surprisingly watchable is Randy Feldman's rapid-fire dialogue, which constantly undercuts the macho posturings while parodying Stallone's screen image.
October 6, 2005
Full of stupid A-Team-style action. A forerunner of today's braindead action films.
| Original Score: 1/5
September 16, 2005
An awful, smug, monster truck of a movie.
| Original Score: 0/5
May 12, 2005
A fun, frantic two-hander
| Original Score: 3/5
August 20, 2004
A much tighter and harder-hitting action flick than you might expect.
Read More | Original Score: 4/5
May 31, 2004
Think 'Lethal Weapon' in the closet . . .
October 6, 2003
Is schlock spelled with an 'S-C-H' or a simple 'S-H'?
| Original Score: 2/5
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