The ABCs of Death Reviews

  • Nov 30, 2018

    Entertaining if youre a lobotomized gerbil.

    Entertaining if youre a lobotomized gerbil.

  • Nov 01, 2018

    The most hauntingly awful, disgusting, atrocious ideas and imagery that you will never be able to unsee including a man MASTERBATING to CHILD RAPE and stomping-on-kittens porn. I almost wish I'd been born without eyes so i'd never have seen this. Some of the shorts are quite clever and entertaining but not nearly worth suffering thru the rest. It's not "artsy." It's not "controversial." It's fucking garbage.

    The most hauntingly awful, disgusting, atrocious ideas and imagery that you will never be able to unsee including a man MASTERBATING to CHILD RAPE and stomping-on-kittens porn. I almost wish I'd been born without eyes so i'd never have seen this. Some of the shorts are quite clever and entertaining but not nearly worth suffering thru the rest. It's not "artsy." It's not "controversial." It's fucking garbage.

  • Oct 26, 2018

    This was pretty bad. None of the shorts were scary, nor were they suspenseful. The 3 shorts I liked were all comedies (Farts, Klutz, Nuptials). Thats pretty crappy when its supposed to be a horror anthology. Even the big name directors came up lame, which was surprising. I definitely wouldn't recommend this anyone.

    This was pretty bad. None of the shorts were scary, nor were they suspenseful. The 3 shorts I liked were all comedies (Farts, Klutz, Nuptials). Thats pretty crappy when its supposed to be a horror anthology. Even the big name directors came up lame, which was surprising. I definitely wouldn't recommend this anyone.

  • Sep 01, 2018

    While some of these featurettes were original, the majority were poorly written. The gratuitous vulgarity made this film less of a horror anthology, and more of a series of borderline fetish pornography.

    While some of these featurettes were original, the majority were poorly written. The gratuitous vulgarity made this film less of a horror anthology, and more of a series of borderline fetish pornography.

  • Apr 07, 2018

    FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT

    FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT

  • Mar 19, 2018

    This is an exercise in tolerance for nonsense and gore. Kudos if you can stomach it, though for me it simply made me gradually become more and more numb. There were two letters (D and J) or stories that were decent, in that they weren't simply mindless and/or indulging in violence, though it's not worth watching.

    This is an exercise in tolerance for nonsense and gore. Kudos if you can stomach it, though for me it simply made me gradually become more and more numb. There were two letters (D and J) or stories that were decent, in that they weren't simply mindless and/or indulging in violence, though it's not worth watching.

  • Jul 24, 2017

    So this review is going to be a little different, I am going to give my rating for each of the 26 skits below and my rating for the movie up top Ok here we go! A is for Apocalypse 5/10 B is for Bigfoot 3/10 C is for Cycle 6/10 D is for Dogfight 7/10 E is for Exterminate 2/10 F is for Fart 6/10 G is for Gravity 2/10 H is for Hydro-Electric Diffusion 8/10 I is for Ingrown 4/10 J is for JIDAI-GEKI 5/10 K is for Klutz 4/10 L is for libido 6/10 M is for Miscarriage 2/10 N is for Nuptials 6/10 O is for Orgasm 6/10 P is for Pressure 3/10 Q is for Quack 8/10 R is for Removed 4/10 S is for Speed 3/10 T is for Toilet 6/10 U is for Unearthed 2/10 V is for Vagitus 4/10 W is for Wtf 7/10 X is for XXL 6/10 Y is for Youngbuck 5/10 Z is for Zetsumetsu 3/10 So yeah most them were bad, some were Ok, and some were really good or even great, anything 6 or above I would recommend, besides those skip it.

    So this review is going to be a little different, I am going to give my rating for each of the 26 skits below and my rating for the movie up top Ok here we go! A is for Apocalypse 5/10 B is for Bigfoot 3/10 C is for Cycle 6/10 D is for Dogfight 7/10 E is for Exterminate 2/10 F is for Fart 6/10 G is for Gravity 2/10 H is for Hydro-Electric Diffusion 8/10 I is for Ingrown 4/10 J is for JIDAI-GEKI 5/10 K is for Klutz 4/10 L is for libido 6/10 M is for Miscarriage 2/10 N is for Nuptials 6/10 O is for Orgasm 6/10 P is for Pressure 3/10 Q is for Quack 8/10 R is for Removed 4/10 S is for Speed 3/10 T is for Toilet 6/10 U is for Unearthed 2/10 V is for Vagitus 4/10 W is for Wtf 7/10 X is for XXL 6/10 Y is for Youngbuck 5/10 Z is for Zetsumetsu 3/10 So yeah most them were bad, some were Ok, and some were really good or even great, anything 6 or above I would recommend, besides those skip it.

  • Apr 07, 2017

    The ABCs of Death is a hilariously terrifying romp through the alphabet, it gives a peek inside twenty six amazing directors' minds. From A to Z this film has highs of terror such as a naughty couples' nightmare coming true (bigfoot) and then delves into humor with characters like furry nazi strippers (hydrogen electrocution) and two film directors stuck with the dubious honor of the letter Q (Quack!). Each director is radically different, through the filmography that is used, cartoons that were drawn, even to the very language, the directors were pooled from all over the world and it shows in the styles that are each used. spoiler warning! One of the episodes shows a kittie having its head smashed by a hooker in heels doing a photo shoot for her john.

    The ABCs of Death is a hilariously terrifying romp through the alphabet, it gives a peek inside twenty six amazing directors' minds. From A to Z this film has highs of terror such as a naughty couples' nightmare coming true (bigfoot) and then delves into humor with characters like furry nazi strippers (hydrogen electrocution) and two film directors stuck with the dubious honor of the letter Q (Quack!). Each director is radically different, through the filmography that is used, cartoons that were drawn, even to the very language, the directors were pooled from all over the world and it shows in the styles that are each used. spoiler warning! One of the episodes shows a kittie having its head smashed by a hooker in heels doing a photo shoot for her john.

  • Mar 31, 2017

    A helluva lot more misses than hits.

    A helluva lot more misses than hits.

  • Mar 17, 2017

    Relies soley on shock and disturbing images. No horror involved. Some shorts are just pointless, ridiculous and an insult to viewer's intelligence. The worst horror film ever. Total abortion.

    Relies soley on shock and disturbing images. No horror involved. Some shorts are just pointless, ridiculous and an insult to viewer's intelligence. The worst horror film ever. Total abortion.