Jeff Kanew Director, Film Editing Will Sasso Awesomest Maximus Actor Ian Ziering Testiclees Actor Kristanna Loken Hottessa Actor Rip Torn King Looney Actor Deon Richmond Jamal Actor Sophie Monk Princess Ellen Actor Dennis Haskins Father Jay Actor Tony Cox Minoritees Actor Jason Burinescu Screenwriter, Producer Lisette Bross Producer Charley Cabrera Producer Dan Farah Producer Justin Kanew Producer Michael Arata Executive Producer Jonathan Bross Executive Producer Jerry Daigle Executive Producer Alan Donnes Executive Producer Lorraine Evanoff Executive Producer John Darbonne Cinematographer Jonathan Del Gatto Film Editing Scott Glasgow Original Music Elisabeth A. Scott Production Design Marty Dundics Art Director Brian Lives Set Decoration Marissa Borsetto Costume Design Kelly Wagner Casting