Darcy Conyers Director, Producer, Writer Brian Rix Bertie Skidmore Actor, Producer Dora Bryan Julie Skidmore Actor Leo Franklyn Victor Actor Irene Handl Ma Actor Liz Fraser Fay Actor John Slater Wolf Mannheim Actor Reginald Beckwith Chippendale Charlie Actor Robertson Hare Dr. Vincent Actor Kynaston Reeves Mr. Warre-Monger Actor John Le Mesurier Clerk of the Court Actor Ronald Shiner Cecil Gibson Actor Terry Scott P. C. Lovejoy Actor Basil Lord Bus Conductor Actor Ray Cooney Writer Tony Hilton Writer