The Secret Lives Of Dorks

2013

The Secret Lives Of Dorks

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THE SECRET LIVES OF DORKS, Payton (Gaelan Connell) is a pathetic dork, a comic book geek whose high school career is one hopeless faux pas after another. Yet he's a dreamer and madly in love with the head cheerleader Carrie (Riley Voelkel), who he is determined to win over. But she is wise to his desperate advances, so to get off his radar she creates a plan to push him into the arms of a dorkette at the school, Samantha (Vanessa Marano).(c) Official Site

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Critic Reviews for The Secret Lives Of Dorks

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  • There's no way to prepare yourself for how awful "The Secret Lives of Dorks" is.

    September 26, 2013 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…
  • Johnny Severin and Nicholas David Brandt's ... clever and original script takes an unexpected turn at nearly every intersection, resulting in a funny and big-hearted coming-of-age romance.

    September 26, 2013 | Rating: 3.5/5 | Full Review…
  • Replete with deadly fart jokes, projectile-vomit jokes, accidental-boob-grab jokes, and various other sources of alleged humor that real-life outcasts wouldn't voluntarily go anywhere near.

    September 26, 2013 | Rating: C- | Full Review…

    Mike D'Angelo

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  • The Jim Belushi of high-school romantic comedies: indifferent, kind of exhausted.

    September 24, 2013 | Full Review…
  • If you are ready for some laughs and almost inhumanly able to go along with the jokes, you will chuckle now and then in spite of yourself.

    November 6, 2013 | Rating: 5/10 | Full Review…
  • Another entry in the "Why Should We Care?" department, The Secret Lives of Dorks feels like something we have all been through too many times before.

    October 14, 2013 | Full Review…

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