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There's no way to prepare yourself for how awful "The Secret Lives of Dorks" is. September 26, 2013 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…
There's no way to prepare yourself for how awful "The Secret Lives of Dorks" is.
Neil Genzlinger
Johnny Severin and Nicholas David Brandt's ... clever and original script takes an unexpected turn at nearly every intersection, resulting in a funny and big-hearted coming-of-age romance. September 26, 2013 | Rating: 3.5/5 | Full Review…
Johnny Severin and Nicholas David Brandt's ... clever and original script takes an unexpected turn at nearly every intersection, resulting in a funny and big-hearted coming-of-age romance.
Annlee Ellingson
Replete with deadly fart jokes, projectile-vomit jokes, accidental-boob-grab jokes, and various other sources of alleged humor that real-life outcasts wouldn't voluntarily go anywhere near. September 26, 2013 | Rating: C- | Full Review…
Replete with deadly fart jokes, projectile-vomit jokes, accidental-boob-grab jokes, and various other sources of alleged humor that real-life outcasts wouldn't voluntarily go anywhere near.
Mike D'Angelo
The Jim Belushi of high-school romantic comedies: indifferent, kind of exhausted. September 24, 2013 | Full Review…
The Jim Belushi of high-school romantic comedies: indifferent, kind of exhausted.
Chris Packham
If you are ready for some laughs and almost inhumanly able to go along with the jokes, you will chuckle now and then in spite of yourself. November 6, 2013 | Rating: 5/10 | Full Review…
If you are ready for some laughs and almost inhumanly able to go along with the jokes, you will chuckle now and then in spite of yourself.
Ron Wilkinson
Another entry in the "Why Should We Care?" department, The Secret Lives of Dorks feels like something we have all been through too many times before. October 14, 2013 | Full Review…
Another entry in the "Why Should We Care?" department, The Secret Lives of Dorks feels like something we have all been through too many times before.
David Noh
It has a good heart and a good cast...But the movie is strenuously, exhaustingly unfunny, in a way that makes its phoniness harder to bear. September 30, 2013 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
It has a good heart and a good cast...But the movie is strenuously, exhaustingly unfunny, in a way that makes its phoniness harder to bear.
Noel Murray
Tedious teen comedy hits every high school clique cliche. September 29, 2013 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
Tedious teen comedy hits every high school clique cliche.
S. Jhoanna Robledo
It tries to be satirical and plausible and fails at both, but it does manage to conjure up just enough heart to keep the experience from being a total grating loss. September 24, 2013 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
It tries to be satirical and plausible and fails at both, but it does manage to conjure up just enough heart to keep the experience from being a total grating loss.
Perri Nemiroff
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