The Secret Lives Of Dorks


The Secret Lives Of Dorks

Critics Consensus

No consensus yet.



Reviews Counted: 9

liked it

Audience Score

User Ratings: 270


All Critics | Top Critics
Average Rating: N/A
Reviews Count: 0
Fresh: 0
Rotten: 0


Average Rating: 2.9/5

You may have noticed some of the recent changes we have made. To read more about what we’ve been working on behind the scenes, please check out our new RT Product Blog here.

Want to See

Add Rating
My Rating    

The Secret Lives Of Dorks Photos

Movie Info

THE SECRET LIVES OF DORKS, Payton (Gaelan Connell) is a pathetic dork, a comic book geek whose high school career is one hopeless faux pas after another. Yet he's a dreamer and madly in love with the head cheerleader Carrie (Riley Voelkel), who he is determined to win over. But she is wise to his desperate advances, so to get off his radar she creates a plan to push him into the arms of a dorkette at the school, Samantha (Vanessa Marano).(c) Official Site

Watch it now


Critic Reviews for The Secret Lives Of Dorks

All Critics (9) | Top Critics (4)

There's no way to prepare yourself for how awful "The Secret Lives of Dorks" is.

Sep 26, 2013 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…

Johnny Severin and Nicholas David Brandt's ... clever and original script takes an unexpected turn at nearly every intersection, resulting in a funny and big-hearted coming-of-age romance.

Sep 26, 2013 | Rating: 3.5/5 | Full Review…

Replete with deadly fart jokes, projectile-vomit jokes, accidental-boob-grab jokes, and various other sources of alleged humor that real-life outcasts wouldn't voluntarily go anywhere near.

Sep 26, 2013 | Rating: C- | Full Review…
AV Club
Top Critic

The Jim Belushi of high-school romantic comedies: indifferent, kind of exhausted.

Sep 24, 2013 | Full Review…

If you are ready for some laughs and almost inhumanly able to go along with the jokes, you will chuckle now and then in spite of yourself.

Nov 6, 2013 | Rating: 5/10 | Full Review…

Another entry in the "Why Should We Care?" department, The Secret Lives of Dorks feels like something we have all been through too many times before.

Oct 14, 2013 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for The Secret Lives Of Dorks

There are no featured reviews for The Secret Lives Of Dorks at this time.

The Secret Lives Of Dorks Quotes

There are no approved quotes yet for this movie.

News & Features