Joe Dietl Royce Cannon Director, Actor, Screenwriter Michael Irpino Director, Screenwriter Jennifer Aniston Clove Actor Tuc Watkins Ted Actor Mary Lynn Rajskub Suzy Smokestack Actor Bruce Daniels Randall Overbee Actor Will Ferrell Darren Clark Actor Carrie Aizley Jocelyn Silverberg Actor Layne Beamer Cop Actor Margaret Cho Asia Blue, Terry Actor Megan Cavanagh Mrs. Ledbetter Actor David Cross Tommy Dantsbury Actor Tate Donovan Simon Actor Illeana Douglas Julia Bullock Actor Nora Dunn Sandy Delongpre Actor Janeane Garofalo Joyce Wintergarden-Dingle Actor Anne Meara Mrs. Langstrom Actor