The Three Musketeers (2011)
Critic Consensus: It plays admirably fast and loose with Alexandre Dumas' classic tale, but in every other respect, The Three Musketeers offers nothing to recommend -- or to set it apart from the many other film adaptations.
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as Duke of Buckingham
as Milady de Winter
as Cardinal Richelieu
as Venetian Nobleman
as Sergeant Venetian Guard
as D'Artagnan's Father
as D'Artagnan's Mother
as Lady in Waiting
as Beefeater Sergeant
as Crewman 1
as Crowd Member 1
as Crowd Member 2
as Crowd Member 3
as Crowd Member 4
as Rochefort's Replacement
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Critic Reviews for The Three Musketeers
Even the most liberal viewer is likely to echo Milady's thoughts of D'Artagnan: "You are very amiable, no doubt, but you would be charming if you would only depart."
Call it the Robert Downey Jr. Meets Sherlock Holmes Effect. A classic popular adventure gets overblown, juiced-up, and generally CGI-ified.
This version of the Musketeers story can't decide if it wants to be an old-fashioned tale of swashbuckling adventure and palace intrigue or a cheeky, effects-heavy rethink of some iconic characters a la the Guy Ritchie-directed Sherlock Holmes.
In the worst possible case, this could go on and on, but please, let's hope it doesn't.
Every time you think it can't get any stupider, it gets right up in your face, calls you "bro," and gets stupider.
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A terrible excuse for a film. Jumped up on CGI and bad acting, I wonder how this movie ever got made.
Old tales updated, more times than not don't really work out well. "The Three Musketeers" is one of those movies. Weak acting, and a generic movie make this a bore, and a big mess. It's the old story of the muskateers and D'Aragnan(Logan Lerman) battling Richlieu(Christoph Waltz), Buckingham(Orlando Bloom), and Milady(Milla Jovovich). Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, this movie is all over the place with action, bad dialogue, and flying ships. I will say this movie has one big thing in it's favor, it is beautiful in high definition. If you can watch this on blu-ray or 3D, then you should watch it just to see all the colors pop. If you get a dvd, or if it's on cable, don't waste your time. There are so many better movies to watch, this is just a real waste.
[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/user/icons/icon13.gif[/img] There's nothing to distinguish this from other film adaptations of The Three Musketeers, action flicks or even Paul W S Anderson films. As far as his work goes he can do this sort of stuff in his sleep. He began and continued the Resident Evil series and remade Death Race which was alright because it was cheesy, gory, mindless, fast paced fun. This is much less interesting and pretty much repeating that formula. It's essentialy a guy action movie with a bit of innuendo thrown in for good measure. The characters are annoying as opposed to likable contrasting Death Race and an overdose of unnecessary CGI is used in an attempt to make it seem remotely interesting. There is less of a plot than his usual work and although it is often quite amusing and boasts some great set pieces, it's not enough to disguise the fact it's a clumsily made, consumerist popcorn movie that makes unremarkable uses of 3D.
The Three Musketeers Quotes
|Cardinal Richelieu:||The wonderful thing about fighting an imaginary opponent, Captain Rochefort, is that he is always greatly skilled, yet easily defeated.|
|Cardinal Richelieu:||The wonderful thing about fighting an imaginary opponent, Captain Rochefort, is that he is always greatly skilled yet easily defeated.|
|Porthos:||Do you know who I am?|
|D'Artagnan:||Do you know who I am?|
|D'Artagnan:||Then we're even.|
|Cardinal Richelieu:||An airship.|
|Louis:||How come I don't have one of those!?|
|Constance:||Are you always this cocky?|
|D'Artagnan:||Only on Tuesdays. And when beautiful women are involved.|