Peter Hewitt Director, Writer, Producer Bruce Cook Patrick Smash Actor Rupert Grint Alan A. Allen Actor Simon Callow Sir John Osgood Actor Stephen Fry Sir Anthony Silk Actor Celia Imrie Miss Rapier Actor Paul Giamatti Johnson J. Johnson Actor Ned Beatty Gen. Ed Sheppard Actor Bronagh Gallagher Mrs. Smash Actor Victor McGuire Mr. Smash Actor Adam Godley Placido P. Placeedo Actor Anna Popplewell Denise Smash Actor Leslie Phillips Judge Actor Robert Hardy Doctor Actor Phil Hughes Writer Graham Broadbent Producer Damian Jones Producer Francois Ivernel Executive Producer Cameron McCracken Executive Producer Andrew Hauptman Executive Producer Andy Collins Cinematographer Michael Parker Film Editing Rupert Gregson-Williams Original Music